Let's play the Sims 2!

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

That is awesome. Where'd you get the Phoenix and Edgey get-ups? X3;

Here -> http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=289039

 

[Flareth]

Sweet update. Yes to preggers. But will it be named after a forumer or a regular name? If a member, Jax (The character I wanted to get in) can be it.

 

[H-land]

Sweet update. Yes to preggers. But will it be named after a forumer or a regular name? If a member, Jax (The character I wanted to get in) can be it.

If it's a girl?

 

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

I think I'll just come up with something on the spot, to be honest. But I don't know, we'll see :I

EDIT: Also since I won't be here for most of August I'll try to get a couple of updates in.

 

[Flora]

I AM NOT A CREEP.

I JUST GET SCARED BY THUNDERSTORMS.

Edgey and Phoenix yay.

 

[Flareth]

If it's a girl?

Yes, if it's a girl...unless your questioning my gender....

 

[shadow_lugia]

D:

I was wrong

But yay something interesting >:D

Especially since I read the manual and know what happens on day 2.

 

[H-land]

Yes, if it's a girl...unless your questioning my gender....

...That is to say, if it's a guy? (Why did it stop displaying genders in posts? Dangitdangitdangit!)

 

[Flareth]

...That is to say, if it's a guy? (Why did it stop displaying genders in posts? Dangitdangitdangit!)

It won't be named after me. Nuff said.

 

[shadow_lugia]

Hohoho, here’s something I hadn’t noticed before leaving.
Let’s open a poll: is Eric gay, straight or will he dedicate his life to the art of piano-playing and die old and bitter?*
*Anyone who votes for anything other than the last option is a fool

It’s Friday night and the only person awake is Flora. Eric and Cheetah are the worst teenagers ever :I

Meanwhile, Jetx returns from his job and I discover he got promoted to Convenience Store Clerk. Remember how he did that retarded promotion dance last time, Yeah, he doesn’t even bother with it this time.
Oh Jetx, you are truly broken.

NOT CREEPY

Flora’s just chilling out now, playing the piano, doing the dishes, bein’ cool.
Oh, and Jetx’s current main want is to find love. Pfffft.

FUCKING HELL

JETX HAS BEEN TAKEN BY THE ALIENS HE’S GONNA GET RAPED
FUCK THIS SHIT WHERE DO I PUT A GODDAMN GREEN BABY
WHAT WILL THE NEIGHBOURS SAY A FUCKING GREEN BABY
And while everyone despairs Flora takes out the trash because she’s pretty chill.

Pffhaha Zeph suddenly gets a ‘New Family Member’ want, great timing there buddy. ಠ_ಠ

Erm. Holy bug Batman, Jetx’s corpse floats in mid-air while his states go apeshit and it’s impossible to communicate with him.

I always love how children pull this little bench out of their ass whenever they need to reach something that’s placed in a high spot. This magic power would save Tom Cruise, David Miscavige and other McCains a lot of trouble.

Flora harvests the opium, hopefully our family will get some more money. Or at least be high all the time. The difference would be unnoticeable, really.

I want to reiterate that yes, Eric CAN cook. Just look at his gleeful expression at having completed his, erm, traditional Russian cubes.

Zeph complains about the lack of ways to get to the sink and makes me doubt his mental capacities once more.

Jetx comes back just in time to go to work. Oh, those aliens~

Yeah Flora, you do that. creep

Guys, I think Eric broke.

Wuss.
So he goes to do some therapeutical counter scrubbing.

IT'S-A ME, MARIO

Jetx comes back from work. He’s been preggers for nine hours now which is sort of weird but eh.

Jetx tries to claw his eyes out to remove the horrible space-rape.
YOU CAN’T UNSEE IT

Cheetah goes to hug her dead-beat, pregnant father figure, which I thought was nice :)

Hahaha, missed the good bit, but Phoenix tried to hug Zeph to which he responded with a big ‘fffuucckkk yyyuuouuu’

Here’s Phoenix and Edgeworth being gay by the AIDS pool because I can.

Phoenix tries to dance with Eric. Guess what his reaction was.
Seriously though, Eric’s only pleasures are either fucking creepy or self-obsessed. Take his wants: Escape Death, See a Ghost, Reach Creativity Level 7 and Get Into Private School.

Welp, that’s all for today folks, and what a day it’s been. Alien kidnapping, alien rape resulting in male pregnancy for our favourite manic depressive, emotional breakdown for our favourite autistic sociopath and an in-game warning that the kids are going to beome teenagers, in two days.
What a day.

:3 I love this thread.

 

[octobr]

Guys. Guys. Guys.

When you're replying to this thread please don't make your entire post just quoted images and some repetitive comment like 'this thread is awesome' or 'XD.' It's obnoxious, makes the page harder to load, and stretches it out to all hell. If you have to quote something just quote the text that accompanies the images -- but only those that you really enjoyed.

I'm sure there's a way you can express how funny this thread is without being annoying. Quoting the images is totally unnecessary because we ~all just saw them~.


That being said, I've always meant to do something like this before -- once I did, but it was a family of eight sims in such a ridiculously huge mansion that the game was too slow to actually play. I have a feeling this is turning out better. :B

 

[Jetx]

Stupid aliens. :(

 

[Ambipom]

I've just feverishly read the whole thing 'cause I missed it before. And just... <3 If I could be put into the next household or something? XD

The name of your sim, first names only: Storme

Female

Age: Teen

Skin: White
Hair: Brown
Eye color: Green

Hair Style: Shoulder-length-ish, messy.

Facial Appearance including makeup, glasses, and beards: no beard, make-up or glasses. :P A scar would be nice though.

Attire: Jeans, a comfortable-looking plain shirt. Barefoot, if you have that option. I haven't played in a while, so my memory of it is faulty...

Birth Sign: Taurus

Aspiration: Knowledge

Career: Legionnaire
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And I find your commentary the meaning of epic. it's so funny! XD I end up having to stifle my laughter because people are giving me weird looks.

If you read the whole thread you should have known there will be NO MORE HOUSEHOLDS.

Seriously people stop saying "Hey name the baby after me," or "Can I join?"

She said no already. :|

 

[Stormecho]

Erk. I meant reading the updates. >< Anyway, deleted, sorry.

 

[Icalasari]

Wait...

What is Cheetah thinking of back there!? O.o

 

[Blastoise Fortooate]

I believe she is thinking about knowledge.

 

[Flora]

Of all things to think of...

Flora's just like "Ooh, hey, look, Eric's gonna get hugged by the spiky haired dude. :D"

:D

 

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

I believe she is thinking about knowledge.

Indeed, though knowledge is wasted on this family.
Played through two days, will have double-update on Sunday, with the kids' birthday party (it was lame).

Also, Flora and Zeph/Castform, tell me what kind of clothes your teenage selves should wear.
When Zeph grew up he ended up with Eric's clothes and Flora has a black dress that looks too dressy for daily wear :/

 

[Wilcox]

Just responding to say that this:

made me lol so damn hard

 

[shadow_lugia]

Just because this thread is too awesome and cannot die:

Yay double update 8D Twice as much hilarious captions to read through.

This would go well in the "You laugh you lose" thread.