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Day 5, The Dragonfly Family
So I haven’t visited these guys in about 5 days, so I was pretty optimistic about the whole thing. I mean, Eric was learning to cook and was even beginning to socialize, Cheetah and Flora were decent and Zeph had only shown mild signs of sociopathic behaviour. Sure, Jetx was a manic depressive, but he was starting to get some hobbies. I thought nothing special would happen.
I’m a moron.
Five minutes in, Eric and Cheetah have nervous breakdowns because of the untidiness in the house, despite being mere feet away from the cause of the depression.
Anxiously awaiting the inevitable Cholera outbreak.
Here’s something I probably haven’t told you before, whenever Eric has nothing to do, he will obsessively scrub the hell out of the kitchen counter next to the fridge. And only that one. Multiple times per day.
When he’s done killing the last cell on the counter, Cheetah suggests something and they hit the dance floor like it’s Saturday Night Fever.
Only with added autism, rotten food and depression.
Hey there sexy lady *eyebrow wiggle*
‘I call this the “OH JESUS FUCK THE PAIN”’
We haven’t had any ‘Eric is a dick’ moments lately so here’s Zeph asking him to play Red Hands and Eric’s all “RED HANDS WHAT THE HELL GOSH ARE YOU RETARDED”
The teens gossip about Jetx and how he burnt his meal once. Burning food is one of the most shameful acts in Simworld and all those who commit this act are shunned by all and must go and live far away, in a place inhabited by trolls and malodorous perverts like New Malden.
Random awww moment:
Never mind, he’s tried napping five times in a row now and every time he’s awakened by Flora’s piano playing. Yet he tries again and again, showing that he truly has no learning curve.
Cheetah gives Eric a noogie and his neck suddenly snaps towards the camera to give us an expression three times as horrified and intense than that of any Manson victim.
Jetx comes back from work and goes directly to sleep while Cheetah starts making some semolina for herself. The bus arrives and triggers the hive-mind that makes all the kids leave for school.
It’s starting smoke now, and the only person in the house is asleep.
And, well.
Shit.
Jetx, who’d probably forgotten to take his pills or something, runs down from upstairs and proceeds to stand as close as possible to the fire.
And no, unlike this picture would make you believe, Jetx is not on fire.
This is incredibly awesome.
The fire brigade appears and a female fire-fighter extinguishes the fire. We can see here how close the Sims are to reality, as the stove isn’t damaged, the food is still in the pan and Jetx just takes an abandoned bowl from the table and goes to wash it. Yes, he is in his underwear in the kitchen with a woman who just put out a life-threatening fire but that’s just how Jetx rolls.
He proceeds to read a book and erupt into a cloud of green stink, and as one p.m. rolls around he goes to play his usual dart game. Of course, still in his underwear.
The teen come home from school with a valley girl and go and show their reports to Jetx, then Eric goes to play the piano.
About five hours after she prepared it, Cheetah fetches the semolina. This food was on fire earlier that day and Jetx couldn’t even get his act together long enough to clean it.
And, of course, Cheetah eats it, despite the fact that it in flames hours earlier and is now attracting flies and emanating green more strongly than a Chernobyl victim.
I’d like to point out that one of Eric’s wants is to get saved from death.
I’m not sure what happened here, but I think Eric’s cheerleader friend made a pass at Cheetah and got rebuked or something, not sure. Either way she’s depressingly checking out Cheetah’s boobies.
As soon as Flora comes home she puts her homework on the ground and falls asleep on the sidewalk. Good plan, little girl.
EA GAMES CHALLENGE EVERYTHING
Also the Dragonflies are apparently growing Opium or something.
Alright, because every single fucking visitor has freeloaded our pool and our family never uses it, I’ve come to a decision.
Pool’s closed due to AIDS.
Hahahaha.
Nothing really special happened for a few hours and everything looks peaceful, so I was even considering finishing up at 23:00 instead of midnight becau
are you fucking kidding me.
This time the fire was Eric’s fault, he was making spaghetti and lost his train of thought or something and went to answer the phone midway through and then went to the loo. This was his face the last few seconds the fire was there:
“He has the power ... an evil destructive force.”
I’m pretty sure he just tried to kill everyone. Why? Piano. This is evidenced even more by the fact that he went to play a melancholic melody as the fire-fighter was leaving.
Eric’s fucked up. Forget autism, he’s a full-blown sociopath!
And he’s not the only one. This is what Zeph did while panic raged downstairs:
“FREEEEDOOMMMM”
And then he showered, cleaned up the broken doll house and burnt his food in the toy oven. Meanwhile, Flora is still sleeping on the sidewalk.
These people.
These people.
So I haven’t visited these guys in about 5 days, so I was pretty optimistic about the whole thing. I mean, Eric was learning to cook and was even beginning to socialize, Cheetah and Flora were decent and Zeph had only shown mild signs of sociopathic behaviour. Sure, Jetx was a manic depressive, but he was starting to get some hobbies. I thought nothing special would happen.
I’m a moron.
Five minutes in, Eric and Cheetah have nervous breakdowns because of the untidiness in the house, despite being mere feet away from the cause of the depression.
Anxiously awaiting the inevitable Cholera outbreak.
Here’s something I probably haven’t told you before, whenever Eric has nothing to do, he will obsessively scrub the hell out of the kitchen counter next to the fridge. And only that one. Multiple times per day.
When he’s done killing the last cell on the counter, Cheetah suggests something and they hit the dance floor like it’s Saturday Night Fever.
Only with added autism, rotten food and depression.
Hey there sexy lady *eyebrow wiggle*
‘I call this the “OH JESUS FUCK THE PAIN”’
We haven’t had any ‘Eric is a dick’ moments lately so here’s Zeph asking him to play Red Hands and Eric’s all “RED HANDS WHAT THE HELL GOSH ARE YOU RETARDED”
The teens gossip about Jetx and how he burnt his meal once. Burning food is one of the most shameful acts in Simworld and all those who commit this act are shunned by all and must go and live far away, in a place inhabited by trolls and malodorous perverts like New Malden.
Random awww moment:
Never mind, he’s tried napping five times in a row now and every time he’s awakened by Flora’s piano playing. Yet he tries again and again, showing that he truly has no learning curve.
Cheetah gives Eric a noogie and his neck suddenly snaps towards the camera to give us an expression three times as horrified and intense than that of any Manson victim.
Jetx comes back from work and goes directly to sleep while Cheetah starts making some semolina for herself. The bus arrives and triggers the hive-mind that makes all the kids leave for school.
It’s starting smoke now, and the only person in the house is asleep.
And, well.
Shit.
Jetx, who’d probably forgotten to take his pills or something, runs down from upstairs and proceeds to stand as close as possible to the fire.
And no, unlike this picture would make you believe, Jetx is not on fire.
This is incredibly awesome.
The fire brigade appears and a female fire-fighter extinguishes the fire. We can see here how close the Sims are to reality, as the stove isn’t damaged, the food is still in the pan and Jetx just takes an abandoned bowl from the table and goes to wash it. Yes, he is in his underwear in the kitchen with a woman who just put out a life-threatening fire but that’s just how Jetx rolls.
He proceeds to read a book and erupt into a cloud of green stink, and as one p.m. rolls around he goes to play his usual dart game. Of course, still in his underwear.
The teen come home from school with a valley girl and go and show their reports to Jetx, then Eric goes to play the piano.
About five hours after she prepared it, Cheetah fetches the semolina. This food was on fire earlier that day and Jetx couldn’t even get his act together long enough to clean it.
And, of course, Cheetah eats it, despite the fact that it in flames hours earlier and is now attracting flies and emanating green more strongly than a Chernobyl victim.
I’d like to point out that one of Eric’s wants is to get saved from death.
I’m not sure what happened here, but I think Eric’s cheerleader friend made a pass at Cheetah and got rebuked or something, not sure. Either way she’s depressingly checking out Cheetah’s boobies.
As soon as Flora comes home she puts her homework on the ground and falls asleep on the sidewalk. Good plan, little girl.
EA GAMES CHALLENGE EVERYTHING
Also the Dragonflies are apparently growing Opium or something.
Alright, because every single fucking visitor has freeloaded our pool and our family never uses it, I’ve come to a decision.
Pool’s closed due to AIDS.
Hahahaha.
Nothing really special happened for a few hours and everything looks peaceful, so I was even considering finishing up at 23:00 instead of midnight becau
are you fucking kidding me.
This time the fire was Eric’s fault, he was making spaghetti and lost his train of thought or something and went to answer the phone midway through and then went to the loo. This was his face the last few seconds the fire was there:
“He has the power ... an evil destructive force.”
I’m pretty sure he just tried to kill everyone. Why? Piano. This is evidenced even more by the fact that he went to play a melancholic melody as the fire-fighter was leaving.
Eric’s fucked up. Forget autism, he’s a full-blown sociopath!
And he’s not the only one. This is what Zeph did while panic raged downstairs:
“FREEEEDOOMMMM”
And then he showered, cleaned up the broken doll house and burnt his food in the toy oven. Meanwhile, Flora is still sleeping on the sidewalk.
These people.
These people.
Flora
local hellion
- Pronoun
- they/he/it/neos
Wow. Just wow.
Words cannot express the insanity of today.
Smart, Flora...Sleeping on the sidewalk is the bet and safest way to get sleep.
I bet she's gonna get run over. :D
Okay, so to relieve my laughter, I'm going to look at the most evil pictre in the history of the Pokemon anime:
THIS.
Words cannot express the insanity of today.
Smart, Flora...Sleeping on the sidewalk is the bet and safest way to get sleep.
I bet she's gonna get run over. :D
Okay, so to relieve my laughter, I'm going to look at the most evil pictre in the history of the Pokemon anime:
THIS.
Icalasari
YAY! NEW AVATAR! :D
Nothing really special happened for a few hours and everything looks peaceful, so I was even considering finishing up at 23:00 instead of midnight becau
are you fucking kidding me.
This time the fire was Eric’s fault, he was making spaghetti and lost his train of thought or something and went to answer the phone midway through and then went to the loo. This was his face the last few seconds the fire was there:
“He has the power ... an evil destructive force.”
I’m pretty sure he just tried to kill everyone. Why? Piano. This is evidenced even more by the fact that he went to play a melancholic melody as the fire-fighter was leaving.
Eric’s fucked up. Forget autism, he’s a full-blown sociopath!
And he’s not the only one. This is what Zeph did while panic raged downstairs:
“FREEEEDOOMMMM”
And then he showered, cleaned up the broken doll house and burnt his food in the toy oven. Meanwhile, Flora is still sleeping on the sidewalk.
These people.
These people.
Yes... Me and Zeph are planning something... Bwahaha...
Flora
local hellion
- Pronoun
- they/he/it/neos
Highlights of the Day said:Day 5, The Dragonfly Family
So I haven’t visited these guys in about 5 days, so I was pretty optimistic about the whole thing. I mean, Eric was learning to cook and was even beginning to socialize, Cheetah and Flora were decent and Zeph had only shown mild signs of sociopathic behaviour. Sure, Jetx was a manic depressive, but he was starting to get some hobbies. I thought nothing special would happen.
I’m a moron.
Anxiously awaiting the inevitable Cholera outbreak.
Here’s something I probably haven’t told you before, whenever Eric has nothing to do, he will obsessively scrub the hell out of the kitchen counter next to the fridge. And only that one. Multiple times per day.
When he’s done killing the last cell on the counter, Cheetah suggests something and they hit the dance floor like it’s Saturday Night Fever.
Only with added autism, rotten food and depression.
Hey there sexy lady *eyebrow wiggle*
‘I call this the “OH JESUS FUCK THE PAIN”’
The teens gossip about Jetx and how he burnt his meal once. Burning food is one of the most shameful acts in Simworld and all those who commit this act are shunned by all and must go and live far away, in a place inhabited by trolls and malodorous perverts like New Malden.
Random awww moment:
Cheetah gives Eric a noogie and his neck suddenly snaps towards the camera to give us an expression three times as horrified and intense than that of any Manson victim.
Jetx comes back from work and goes directly to sleep while Cheetah starts making some semolina for herself. The bus arrives and triggers the hive-mind that makes all the kids leave for school.
It’s starting smoke now, and the only person in the house is asleep.
And, well.
Shit.
Jetx, who’d probably forgotten to take his pills or something, runs down from upstairs and proceeds to stand as close as possible to the fire.
And no, unlike this picture would make you believe, Jetx is not on fire.
The fire brigade appears and a female fire-fighter extinguishes the fire. We can see here how close the Sims are to reality, as the stove isn’t damaged, the food is still in the pan and Jetx just takes an abandoned bowl from the table and goes to wash it. Yes, he is in his underwear in the kitchen with a woman who just put out a life-threatening fire but that’s just how Jetx rolls.
He proceeds to read a book and erupt into a cloud of green stink, and as one p.m. rolls around he goes to play his usual dart game. Of course, still in his underwear.
I’d like to point out that one of Eric’s wants is to get saved from death.
As soon as Flora comes home she puts her homework on the ground and falls asleep on the sidewalk. Good plan, little girl.
EA GAMES CHALLENGE EVERYTHING
Alright, because every single fucking visitor has freeloaded our pool and our family never uses it, I’ve come to a decision.
Pool’s closed due to AIDS.
Hahahaha.
Nothing really special happened for a few hours and everything looks peaceful, so I was even considering finishing up at 23:00 instead of midnight becau
are you fucking kidding me.
This was his face the last few seconds the fire was there:
“He has the power ... an evil destructive force.”
And he’s not the only one. This is what Zeph did while panic raged downstairs:
“FREEEEDOOMMMM”
And then he showered, cleaned up the broken doll house and burnt his food in the toy oven. Meanwhile, Flora is still sleeping on the sidewalk.
These people.
These people.
:D
Vladimir Putin's LJ
your blood flows through my veins
'Oh yes, mine's forEVER eating between meals, what about yours, Mr. Jetx?'
'Oh, he tried to set the house on fire, cheeky devil!'
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Warning: May contain nuts
Random Sim story:
*burglar comes*
*stuffs four ginormous pictures that take up the whole wall, a personal steam room, an aquarium that the adults can swim in, the basket ball court, and a skydiving simulator in a little bag with the money sign on it*
*runs away*
*person wakes up and throws a fit that the steam room is gone. She slept while the burglar took the picture above her head*
xP
*burglar comes*
*stuffs four ginormous pictures that take up the whole wall, a personal steam room, an aquarium that the adults can swim in, the basket ball court, and a skydiving simulator in a little bag with the money sign on it*
*runs away*
*person wakes up and throws a fit that the steam room is gone. She slept while the burglar took the picture above her head*
xP
Flora
local hellion
- Pronoun
- they/he/it/neos
MY LADY MADE TOASTER PASTRIES THAT DIDN'T BURN!!!!
EDIT: She's an older Flora, I swear. I bought her an easel to see if she likes Arts and Crafts (and to ocupy her) and she painted that picture. :D
And I trapped Mr. Maid in the Bathroom because Man was getting a bubble bath. (The shower/tub was broken and kept leaking.) :D\
And, after two days, Man and Lady are gonna go on a date. :D
EDIT: She's an older Flora, I swear. I bought her an easel to see if she likes Arts and Crafts (and to ocupy her) and she painted that picture. :D
And I trapped Mr. Maid in the Bathroom because Man was getting a bubble bath. (The shower/tub was broken and kept leaking.) :D\
And, after two days, Man and Lady are gonna go on a date. :D
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Flora
local hellion
- Pronoun
- they/he/it/neos
Man and Lady are now Man and Wife. :D And on vacation. :D
Wife needs hygiene. There's a helicopter, and it's making her stench flow from her armpits. :D
Aww...don't be sad, Icalasari!
EDIT: Those of you from Murkrowcaverns that I actually remember (AKA ZC, SE, me, Chaos, and Murky herself), congratulations, you are now part of the Caverns family.
Yeah, it's kinda a ripoff of this.
And guess what?
I GAVE THEM A PIANO! :D
Wife needs hygiene. There's a helicopter, and it's making her stench flow from her armpits. :D
Aww...don't be sad, Icalasari!
EDIT: Those of you from Murkrowcaverns that I actually remember (AKA ZC, SE, me, Chaos, and Murky herself), congratulations, you are now part of the Caverns family.
Yeah, it's kinda a ripoff of this.
And guess what?
I GAVE THEM A PIANO! :D
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