Back when I was young and naive, I made the two adults do it in the regular Sims while the kids were standing next to the bed. For extra education *shifty eyes* >.>
Haha, I did it a couple of times too before realizing it was creepy :D
SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU ICALASARI i just make autism jokes as often as gay, white and jew jokes ):
Also, what does this mean?
It's just a glitch. Zeph and Flora were playing Cops and Robbers in a small space and Flora was the robber, so when Zeph 'shot' her and she pretended to keel over, she shot through the wall. Then she teleported into Jetx for some reason.
And now;
First off, something glitched in my game and erased like half the pictures, so sorry for the shortage of screenies :/
The Dragonfly Family, Day 3
Cheetah’s eating a TV Dinner at 1 A.M. in her underwear. She then decides to make some cornflakes with ingredients that have been lying there since yesterday when Eric didn’t get the time to prepare them because of school.
He probably would’ve burned them anyway.
Change of plan, she decides to make herself another TV Dinner and leaves a rotting bowl on the counter. Awesome. Zeph’s playing the piano, and guess what happens as soon as he liberates it?
Yep, Aspieboy strikes again.
I make him do his homework though. This is the only moment in which I intervene, because if the teenagers or children get low grades the social services come and take them away. Portugal would be pretty much fucked if real life was like the Sims.
That’s… rather ominous.
I had to buy Zeph a new bedside table because I deleted the old one by accident, and everyone swarms to it in a fucking hive mind-like moment. Cheetah doesn’t like it and manifests her disapproval by very nearly vomiting on it.
Zeph and Flora, having finished their homework, go and watch Eric play and approve massively.
Notice how Eric just don’t care, he just doin’ his thing yo, and don’t care for nobody’s approval.
Considering he tried to get into bed with her yesterday, creepy.
Jetx sleeps all though Cheetah and Eric’s school day, demonstrating that not only does he show no desire to improve at work and starts crying because of insignificant things, he also sleeps way too much time in strange schedules. Eric’s autistic, Zeph’s got Artist Syndrome and Jetx has chronic depression.
This family.
Eric brings home some sport clothes wearing chick home, who immediately goes to use our pool like every other guest we get.
Goddamn, how can someone NOT have caught a horrible disease already? Maybe they already have one, would explain their attraction to the piano, much like a zombie follows fresh human flesh.
If Zeph’s deaf, Jetx is blinder than a Neocon on meth.
Goddamn these people and their fucking pool.
Oh look Cheetah and Eric are going to play Punch U Punch Me isn’t that adorab
aaaaaaaaaa
Sportgirl goes up to Cheetah with the intent of insulting her, then loses her trail of thought or something and gives Eric a hug instead.
Eric decides it’s the best time to make a Bush impression, Cheetah stares on and her inner self laughs, knowing Eric will never get the girl in the end.
Sportgirl goes to abuse our pool again, the children come home and Flora brings a friend, another one of my creations. Which pretty much guarantees he’ll be fucked up.
The first thing he does is talk to Eric.
So tell me about woohoo
O wait you can’t cause you’ve never gotten any and you’ll die a virgin unless you your piano becomes an anthropomorfic figure representing your deepest desires i.e. to do Mozart rofl owned
Sailorboy and Eric make friends again with a Jew Imitation contest.
is that sum fukken benetton
Eric then decides he’s tired as shit because he and Cheetah always go to bed at ungodly hours, so he decides to hit the hay. But wait
THAT’S MORE LIKE IT. He still looks a bit worried but hey, give him time.
Spot the pansy.
Sportgirl goes to the pool, Jetx agrees to read a story to Flora and Sailorboy goes up to the girls’ room to play with Flora’s teddy.
GOD BE MY WITNESS, I WILL NEVER BE HUNGRY AGAIN
Fucking schizos.
Meanwhile, let’s see what enlightening topic Jetx is reading about to Flora!
Let’s just skip an hour ahead.
ACHTUNG, ACHTUNG: VE, DAS NAZIONAL SOCIALIZIST DVARF PARTY, ORRDERR ZE IRRADICATION OF DAS GARRDEN FLAMINGOS, AN SUBGARRDENIAN RRACE! HAIL DVITLER!
That film was… Smurfler’s List.
Jetx tells the kids he isn’t straight. Flora approves.
It’s around 8 now, so Sailorboy’s granddad comes to pick him up.
Eric doesn’t know what the fuck, Granddad’s checking out some underage booty and Sailorboy’s all ‘dis place sucks donkey balls, blowin dis joint’
Zeph makes a cake in the toy oven and burns it beyond recognition, proving that he is indeed following Eric’s footsteps.
How he burns something in a fucking
toy oven is a mistery, and proves his superhuman inability to cook.
Eric realizes Zeph’s catching up with him in piano skills and prepares to rip Zeph’s heart out in a moment of innatention.
I’M GOING TO LEAP LIKE A GAZELLE!
LIKE A BALLERINA!
He ends up not bathing, and joins Flora in a blessed sleep.
:3
Flora waked up a couple of seconds later and joins the teens in eating some Mac and Cheese. Midnight hits right around then and Eric, Zeph and Cheetah are in shitty moods. And when sims get depressed, the real, mentally unstable fun starts.
In closure:
Man, this update was really boring. But nothing that could give me funny material happened ):<
