Mourning for English Grammar

[Tarvos]

well people actually *buy* it

 

[Crazy Linoone]

Do they?

 

[Sandstone-Shadow]

If it's supposed to be a joke, then I'd shake my head and chuckle.

If this is seriously an honest attempt by an author to write a readable piece of literature, then I'd scowl in frustration and wonder why in the world anyone would publish this (but it's self-published, or so everyone keeps saying). So there. But really it kind of makes me scowl, since I don't know that it's a joke.

Lets just Hope that it does not Become the next Eragon.

Eragon is grammatically correct.

 

[Arkinea]

I...This is serious.
I'm getting my black suit and black umbrella and I'm going to stand outside in the rain and weep.

Maybe I'll learn Chinese. Is that where the future lies?

 

[opaltiger]

Eragon is grammatically correct.

Most of the time.

 

[Autumn]

Most of the time.

Where isn't it?

 

[Shiny Grimer]

Maybe I'll learn Chinese. Is that where the future lies?

No, the Chinese make grammatical mistakes as well.

 

[#1 bro]

for some reason, i think tara gillespie is legitimate. but sometimes her behavior is a bit too good to be true.. i still hold out hope.

related to the topic, i actually wouldn't mind reading this. i survived my immortal, and shoddy writing while i was in yearbook.

^ I refuse to accept that the girl who wrote My Immortal could be anything but a troll. Or that it's actually an elaborate parody.

For the lucky ones who don't know what My Immortal is, TV Tropes~ Trust me you don't want me to link to the fic itself.

My Immortal is the funniest thing I have read in my entire life, and if anyone somehow thinks it's "painful" or "terrible" then stop being a drama queen.

That being said, it almost certainly is a troll. For example, "Tara" always spells Sirius Black's name "Serious", but always spells the adjective serious "sirius".

 

[spaekle]

My Immortal is hilarious, but I think Doom: Repercussions of Evil is better.