Omegle

[Notoriously Unknown]

The code word should be "I EAT YOU NOW."
In All Caps

Yup.
Not only because that should spark some interesting conversations with non TCoDers, but because I said so.
And it's just plain odd.

 

[Jack_the_White]

I saw some one reply saying they steal someones stuff, so im gonna say random crap until then, and yea i did steal some ideas from others, i just forget who.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: CONGRADULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: U WIN!!!!
You: Ur the 100 person ive met on this site!!!!
Stranger: cool
Stranger: so whats ur asl?
You: ...
You: *steals stuff*
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: tits or GTFO!
You: CALL THE FBI!!!!!!!!!
You: QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: TELL THEM AGENTS G25 WHALE NEEDS ASSISTANCE AT SECTOR G!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHAT DID U SAY?!?!?!?!?!?!
Stranger: m or f/
Stranger: /?*
You: WAT?????
You: I CANT HEAR U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: OH SORRY!!!!
Stranger: TURN UP YOUR HEARING AID!!
You: WAT????????
You: WAT??????????????
You: WAT????????????????
You: STILL CANT HEAR U?????
Stranger: *KICKS STRANGER*
You: TALK LOUDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: ...
You: *steals stuff*
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is this agent K?
Stranger: STFU YOU NIGGER
You: I repeat, is this Agent K?
Stranger: you arent supposed to ask everyone
You: Well sorry
You: ...
You: *steals stuff

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: Dont worry
You: There is no cause for alarm
You: please stay calm
Stranger: no fire ?
You: Lady, please stay calm, help is on the way
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *Shoots u in face then steals stuff*
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: No
Stranger: hy
You: I said no
You: No means no
Stranger: no what?
You: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: YES!!!!!!
You: I FUCKING SAID NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ahahahah
You: NO NO NO NO NO U FUCK TART!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: YES!!!!!
Stranger: ahahah
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: my name is jordan
Stranger: and you
Stranger: ??
You: FUCKING NO MEANS FUCKIN NO U FUCK WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: ...
Stranger: i'm a guy
You: *Steals Stuff*

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: ...
You: *steals stuff*

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heya
You: JIHAD TO THE GREAT FATHER ALLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: ALLAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: sure why not
You: DEATH TO LAWN MOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: jihad to allah.. doesnt that mean you want to kill him?
Stranger: :P
You: DEATH TO ALL WHO APPOSE THE ANTI RUSSIAN LAWN MOWER MOVEINGMENT!!!!
Stranger: yeah sure.
You: ...
You: *steals stuff*

Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m or f?
You: OSAMA IS DAT U?
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: OSAMA!!!!!! MEET AT NYC NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: its oBama
You: THE AMERICANS WILL NEVER SUSPECT US TO BE IN NYC!!!!
You: OSAMA?
You: OSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
You: ...
Stranger: yesyes its me osama!
You: *steals stuff*

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl pls
You: Now commencing bombing of New York City, USA, in T MINUS 5 Minutes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: SANTA IS AN EVIL ROBOT AND HES BEHIND U WATCH OUT~!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl
You: asl my ass bitch
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: Ur face
Stranger: Yeah I have one.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITÄ
You: LOOK BEHIND U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: O M F G
You: ...
You: Did u see anything?
Stranger: wall mostl
Stranger: y
You: ...
You: *Steals Stuff*
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiii asl ?
You: Zeeky Boogy Doog
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi i'm 20m i want to talk with a girl...
You: ARE U A LADY?????
You: I LIKE LADIES!!!!
You: HA
You: Ha
You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
You: ...
You: *Steals Stuff*
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: LOOK OUT BEHIND U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Turns around
Stranger: Shoots whatever it is
You: ...
You: Did u find anything?
Stranger: It dropped a Purple.
Stranger: Epic loots
You: ...
You: *Steals Computer*
You have disconnected.

dats all i feel like posting for now

 

[Teh Ebil Snorlax]

This is what happens when you completely snub a troll.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: are you a nigger?
You: no but for some reason the national anthem of oman is in my copypasta
You: like srsly
Stranger: ok good because if you were i was going to plant an oak tree for you
Stranger: so when it go to hanging age i would of hung your ass from it
You: how the fuck did the national anthem of oman get in my copypasta
Stranger: because you were fapping to it?
You: no, i wasn't fapping
You: this is so bizarre
You: the fucking national anthem of oman
Stranger: don't lie you were fapping to gay porn
Stranger: guy on guy action
You: i'm too straight to fap to gay porn
Stranger: I am too gay to fap to gay porn
You: but this oman national anthem business is a real mystery
Stranger: my father raped me
You: that doesn't help me find out how the national anthem of oman got into my copypasta
You: like srsly
Stranger: no but it does answer the question of why I can't shit right anymore
You: the fucking national anthem of oman
You: it just doesn't make sense how it could possibly have gotten into my copypasta
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[spaekle]

This first one wasn't that funny. I wasn't really expecting the guy to play along, but it's cool that he did. xD

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: QUICK
You: GET IN THE CAR
You: Don't mess with me, Agent 5, the world needs you!
Stranger: alright
Stranger: but first i need a slutty intern and some blow
You: All of that is assured after you assassinate the CEO of DildoCorp!
Stranger: it can be done. may we discuss wages for this hit?
You: Anything you want, sir!
You: Money, drugs, fancy cars, women?
Stranger: well in that case i want 1 of lindsey lohans breasts mounted on my wall with an engraving that reads, "achieved in the duty on servicing booty+juan". 1 pair of polka dot pants for maximum lady sexing and a billion dollars.
You: Do not doubt my connections, Agent. All of this is assured. You know what to do from here. >:|
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it's done
Stranger: now where is my shit, boss?
You: But Agent, that is impossible
You: for I am the CEO of DildoCorp!
You: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: damn
Stranger: it is getting harder and harder to rip people off in this fast paced world
Stranger: I quit
You: Yeah, man, I know
You: Good luck wherever life takes you
Stranger: you too bossman/CE
Stranger: -O
You have disconnected.

So then I decided to try a different approach.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 15 male Canada with WebCam.
You: Hey, welcome to Fuddruckers, may I take your order?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Asshole doesn't like Fuddruckers. >:(

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey, welcome to Fuddruckers, may I take your order?
Stranger: yes
You: What'll it be? :V
Stranger: suck your ass
You: ...you want I put a burger up it first?
Stranger: yes
You: We have a great new chocolate milkshake
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I got a few more along the lines of the above conversation, but they were basically all something to the effect of "suck my dick" and then a disconnect. That one was the funniest.

Seems like this guy was doing the same thing as me:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi vince here with slapchop
You: I guess I'd better back the fuck up!
Stranger: your gonna be in a good mood when your slapping your troubles alway
You: why, I do that every night!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I had one conversation that started out with me trying the Fuddruckers thing again and ended up with the other person actually being really awesome to talk to. :]

 

[Not Meowth]

Stranger: you lost the game
You: You just lost the Game. [SIMULTANEOUSLY]
You: FUCK THAT'S CREEPY

S/he was psychic o.o

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey there welcome to Pizza Hut, can I take your order?
Stranger: you are the last person i will ever talk to
Stranger: *pause*
Stranger: wait
Stranger: wrong number >_<
Stranger: can i have a large pepperoni?
You: Sure, will that be everything?
Stranger: uhmmmm...
Stranger: do you guys still have the pasta stuff?
You: Yes, we do.
Stranger: i'd like the meaty marinara i think that's what it's called
You: Sure.
Stranger: oh and a two liter of pepsi
You: So a large pepperoni and a meaty marinara with a Pepsi comes to... $456.93.
Stranger: holy shit
Stranger: uhmmm
Stranger: all i have is a $100,000.00 bill...
Stranger: will your driver have change?
You: Yes, we'll send him out with a $99,544.07 bill specially.
Stranger: sweet
You: Enjoy your meal! try not to let the E coli in there ruin it.
Stranger: well
Stranger: it's ok!
Stranger: i already have it :D
Stranger: thankyou
You: Oh OK
Stranger: have a good day
You: You're welcome, come again soon!
You have disconnected.

IT'S NOT COPYING SPAEKLE IF I USE PIZZA HUT INSTEAD D<

 

[hopeandjoy]

You: SUP DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE MEGAMAN X SO I PUT MAVERICKS IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN FIGHT MAVERICKS WHILE YO DRIVIN'!
Stranger: that was a terrible joke.
Stranger: xzibit would be sad.
You: I-i know.
You: *sniff*
You: I can't ever do anything right...
Stranger: *pats shoulder*
You: *sobs*
You: T-thank you...
Stranger: ohh now it's okay, buck up kiddo
Stranger: you'll make a meme one day
You: *sniff* You think so?
Stranger: sure, you can do anything if you put your mind to it
Stranger: :D
You: Thank you random stranger!
You: =)
Stranger: don't worry, now go and be the best newfag you can be!
You: Okay!
You: To n00bhood I go!
Stranger: ahh, kids this days...

Yes, I know that's it's a terrible joke, I just needed to get it off my brain.

You: the game
You: you lost it
Stranger: NOOO???
Stranger: u lost it aswelll!
You: no i'm in the 30 min grace period right now.
Stranger: FUCK!

Stranger: hi
Stranger: anyone there?
Stranger: please?
You: maybe?
Stranger: maybe?
Stranger: might you be here?
Stranger: or might you be anyone?
You: for all you know I could be human...
You: Or I could be an alien.
You: Or I couls be a Pokémon...
Stranger: you could be divine
You: exactly
Stranger: same goes for me
Stranger: i might be an intelligent cat
You: for all you know I'm fucking Arceus.
Stranger: who is arceus?
You: The fucking god of Pokémon.
You: You can't beat that.
Stranger: can you not?
Stranger: can I not?
Stranger: maybe you are the queen
Stranger: or brad pitt
Stranger: or an elephant
Stranger: or a ghost
You: Maybe I'm Micheal Jackson's ghost.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i was gonna say that
Stranger: and thought better of it
Stranger: heh
You: Don't be ashamed.
You: I COULD ALSO BE BILLY MAYS' GHOST!
You: BUT IF I WAS I'D BE SHOUTING MORE OFTEN!
Stranger: who the hell is billy mat?
Stranger: may?
You: He was that guy for oxywash.
Stranger: i had a carrot earlier
You: Maybe I'm that carrot.
Stranger: maybe
You: Just Digesting...
Stranger: you're lying on my bed
You: o rly?
Stranger: i can't see you typing
Stranger: rly
You: It's an old family tradition of mine.
Stranger: what is?
You: typing and no one can see me typing...
Stranger: right
Stranger: and you're a carrot
You: who knows?
Stranger: could be a cucumber
You: Or an onion.
Stranger: or an alien or a god or a pokemon etc
You: yup.
Stranger: my carrot sure isn't typing now
Stranger: it's incapacitated
You: poor thing.
You: by the way, you just lost the game.
Stranger: oh really
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: i wasn't playing
You: The Game is very simple. Here are the rules:

1. RULE 1: You are always playing The Game.
2. RULE 2: Whenever you think about The Game, you lose.
3. RULE 3: Loss must be announced.
You: You are always playing the game.
Stranger: so how can i have lost then?
You: Whenever you think about the game, you lose.
Stranger: but clearly you thought about i
Stranger: t
Stranger: in that you announced i lost it
You: I'm in the 30 minute grace period.
Stranger: whereas i didn't because i didn't know i was playing
Stranger: well that's not set out in the rules
You: But that means you lost for the first time.
Stranger: why am i not in the grace period?
You: I remember when it first happened to me...
You: And you are now.
Stranger: right so i can't lose
You: You get in it post-loss.
Stranger: neither of us can even though we are clearly both thinking about it
Stranger: i don't get this game
Stranger: but i get the feeling i'm going to lose it againg and again
You: Well we will in 30 min.
You: And you are.
Stranger: thanks
You: you're welcome.
You: =)

From being random to explaining The Game.

 

[Teh Ebil Snorlax]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: A wild Abra appears.
You: What the fuck? I have the national anthem of Oman in my copypaste.
You: But I wasn't reading about Oman.
You: How bizarre.
Stranger: Ain't that a treat
You: How the hell would the fucking national anthem of motherfucking Oman get in my copypaste?
You: I mean, I was reading about Iran.
You: But not Oman.
Stranger: Fuckin' crazy I say
You: How the fucking hell...
Stranger: conspiracy theory?
Stranger: Perhaps..
You: This makes no sense at all.
Stranger: NONE
Stranger: NONE WHATSOEVER
You: There is no logical reason why it should be in my copypaste and yet it is.
You: I must ponder on this.
Stranger: I know, crazy right?
Stranger: I'll ponder with you
Stranger: Hurmmmmm
Stranger: HMMMMMM
Stranger: HMNHMHMHMHM
Stranger: NHMHMHMHMHHMH
Stranger: GM?byMNE%&KM:Y%N$Q$%U
Stranger: yNdfymutlk
Stranger: m5u]
Stranger: ;pu5
Stranger: ;mu64
Stranger: 'i6
Stranger: 9,7'5w9,
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 86
Stranger: 5
Stranger: g
You: I definitely didn't read about Oman, I know that.
Stranger: n
Stranger: m5u
Stranger: 7,5.
Stranger: 357
Stranger: ,i7l
Stranger: ,it,HMHMHMHM
Stranger: MHMHMHMHMHMHMH
Stranger: TOUGHY
Stranger: TOUGHY THIS ONE
Stranger: HOLY HELL
Stranger: MY BRAINS GONNA 'SPLODE
Stranger: HURMMMMM
You: And obviously, as a national anthem it's not shared with another country.
Stranger: HMMMM
Stranger: HURMYHURMMMYMYMY
Stranger: CLEARLY
Stranger: YES YOU ARE RIGHT
You: So I must have gotten it from a page about Oman.
Stranger: HURMRMRMRMr
Stranger: HMHMHMHMHMHM
Stranger: MY DEAR WATSON
You: But I didn't read about Oman.
Stranger: HELP OLD HOLMES OUT
Stranger: ONE NEEDS HELP
You: This doesn't make sense.
Stranger: A SPOT OF TEA PERHAPS
Stranger: NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE
Stranger: WERE LIVING IN THE MATRIX
Stranger: HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY MAKE SENSE IN A MACHINE WORLD?
You: It's like the fucking Chewbacca argument all over again.
Stranger: TELL ME THAT PISSFLAPS?!
You: No goddamn logic.
Stranger: EXACTLY
Stranger: COOLIO
Stranger: I KNOW, RIGHT?
You: To why the national anthem of Oman in my copypaste.
Stranger: I KNOWWWW
Stranger: ITS CRAZY
You: Unless I was reading about the song before it became the national anthem of Oman. But I wasn't.
Stranger: CRAZY
Stranger: JUST CRAZY
You: It's just so bizarre.
Stranger: JUST CRAZY
You: It makes no sense.
You: Hmmm...
Stranger: CRAZY'S THE WORD YOURE LOOKING FOR PUSSYCAT
Stranger: HURMMM
Stranger: SHALL WE PONDER AGAIN?
Stranger: YES, LETS PONDER AGAIN
You: I simply can't make any sense of this.
Stranger: NEITHER CAN I
Stranger: NEITHER CAN MY TRUSTED ASSOCIATE WATSON
Stranger: ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO UNDERSTAND
You: Nothing explains this most strange and eerie occurrence.
You: Most strange and eerie indeed.
Stranger: NO, CERTAINLY NOT
You: It just appeared in my copypaste.
Stranger: ROBERT DOWNEY JR COULDN'T CRACK THIS ONE
You: How did this happen?
Stranger: NOR SAMUEL L
Stranger: NO IDEA MY FRIEND
You: Hmmm...
Stranger: NO IDEA
You: Could someone have done the copypasting when I was in the bathroom?
You: No.
Stranger: POTENTIALLY?
You: Because I'm home alone and the doors are locked.
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE A SIBLING OF SORTS?
Stranger: AHH IS EE
You: And the security system is on.
Stranger: WELL AREN'T YOU A FANCY ONE EH?
Stranger: SECURITY SYSTEM AND ALL THAT
Stranger: I LIVE IN A CARGO CRATE
Stranger: AND HAVE ACCESS TO INTERNET
Stranger: TOP THAT
You: And there's no master criminal bored enough to put the national anthem of Oman in my copypaste.
Stranger: CERTAINLY NOT
You: So there's really still no explanation.
Stranger: NO NO
You: And I'm an atheist, so this isn't a case of divine intervention.
You: Hmmm...
Stranger: WELL DITTO
Stranger: SLAP ME SIDEWAYS
Stranger: SAME HERE
You: This is strange and bizarre.
Stranger: LETS RULE OUT THAT GOD BULLSHIT SHALL WE
Stranger: TIS TIS WATSON
You: What cause could there be to the presence of the national anthem of Oman in my copypaste?
You: None.
Stranger: NONE
You: And yet it is in my copypaste...
Stranger: NONE WHATSOEVER
Stranger: US HUMANS CANNOT COMPREHEND IT MY FRIEND
Stranger: A WORD OF WARNING
Stranger: DONT DELVE TOO DEEPLY INTO IT
Stranger: YOU'LL GO MAD
You: Ya Rabbana Ehfid Lana Jalalat Al Sultan
Waashabi Fee Al'wtan
Bialeizy Walaman.
Walyadum Muoayadda,
Aahilan Momajjada;
Bilnufoosi Yuftda.
Walyadum Muoayadda,
Aahilan Momajjada;
Bilnufoosi Yuftda.
Ya Oman, Nahnoo Min Ahd Il Nabi
Awfiya Min K'ram Al Arabi.
Abshiry Qaboos Jaa
Faltubarakhu 'I Sama.
Waasidy Waltoq'hi Bilduoaa.
Stranger: MAD I TELL YOU, WATSON
Stranger: HOLY HELL
You: And that's definitely the national anthem of Oman.
Stranger: MAD I TELL YOU!
You: So it's definitely in my copypaste.
Stranger: LOOK AT YOU KIND SIR
Stranger: YOU MUST BE RESTRAINED
Stranger: RESTRAINED
Stranger: RESTRAINED
You: Given that I just pasted it.
Stranger: RULE OF THREE GOSH GOLLY
Stranger: TRIPLE STRUCTURE
You: So it logically follows that it's in my copypaste.
Stranger: CERTAINLY
You: But I most certainly didn't copy it.
Stranger: WHY WATSON YOU ARE THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE TOOLBOX
Stranger: HOW VERY ODD
Stranger: CTRL V PERHAPS?
Stranger: WHO KNOWS EH?
You: And none of my siblings, my parents nor the staff are here.
Stranger: OH DEARY ME
Stranger: THAT IS A PICKLE
Stranger: A SHITTY PICKLE
You: So who put the national anthem of Oman in my copypaste?
Stranger: PERHAPS
Stranger: PERHAPS..
Stranger: PERHAPS YOUR COMPUTER IS WORKING AGAINST YOU
Stranger: AND WANTS TO RETURN TO OMAN?
You: All the usual suspects, including God, have been ruled out.
Stranger: IT'S ENTIRELY PLAUSIBLE
You: And I have no trace of any pages that make any reference to Oman in my history.
Stranger: HOW VERY VERY ODD
You: So one really has to wonder.
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YES I SEE
You: This is rather the pickle as one might say.
Stranger: <END>
Stranger: <END END>
You: Maybe something happened when I was downloading new sounds to my synthesizer.
You: And yet my synthesizer has no connection with Oman either.
You: Nor does my phone, which I downloaded several gigabytes of music to not too long ago.
You: So I really have ruled out causes.
You: Ya Rabbana Ehfid Lana Jalalat Al Sultan
Waashabi Fee Al'wtan
Bialeizy Walaman.
Walyadum Muoayadda,
Aahilan Momajjada;
Bilnufoosi Yuftda.
Walyadum Muoayadda,
Aahilan Momajjada;
Bilnufoosi Yuftda.
Ya Oman, Nahnoo Min Ahd Il Nabi
Awfiya Min K'ram Al Arabi.
Abshiry Qaboos Jaa
Faltubarakhu 'I Sama.
Waasidy Waltoq'hi Bilduoaa.
You: And yet, I have the national anthem of Oman in my copypaste.
Stranger: Alright sunshine, you win, my fingers hurt, you've driven me mad, you are the victor, now please, show the conversation to the entire world, let them know that you defeated me in such an immense battle of computer literacy and wit. You sir, are brilliant.
Stranger: Goodbye friend, I hope we meet again.
Stranger: x
You: Thank you.
Stranger: =)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Mewtwo]

My comments in bold.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello random person
Stranger: A wild Abra appears.
You: YES A POKEMON FAN
Stranger: WUTS DAT
Stranger: I RAFF I RUSE?
JUST happened. TCoDians, who did I Omegle with?

Also...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: 12/F/USA

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, where are you from ?
You: I am from the USA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello random stranger
You: how are you?
Stranger: pretty good, you?
You: Same
Stranger: asl?
You: 12 female USA
Your conversational partner has disconnected

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 12 female USA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello~
Stranger: asl?
You: 12 female USA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: 12 female USA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
No one likes Americans apparently D=

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You: Hello
Stranger: boobs >
You: @_@
Stranger: can i suck on them
You have disconnected.
@_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ Did I mention @_@?

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You: Hello random stranger i dont know
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You: Hello person
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
No one likes me D=

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i need a girl to rock my world
Stranger: lol
You: ??
You have disconnected.
@_@

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You: Hi
Stranger: Wanna fuck..?
You: @_@
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: Have sex before?
You: ...No too young i 12
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You: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: 12 f USA
Stranger: do u wanna suck my cok
You: ???????????????????????
You have disconnected.
-_-.......

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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 12 female USA
Stranger: ho
You: wat u just call me?
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You: Hi
Stranger: Are u gay ?
You: ??No.........
You have disconnected.
Stop calling me names! :'(

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: oh hai
Stranger: so this is like
You: HAIIIIIIII~
Stranger: oh yeah go to omegle
Stranger: to make some people laugh
Stranger: but it doesnt work
Stranger: because i am not creative
Stranger: and there are always fucked up chinks here
Stranger: so what about you?
Stranger: asian?
You: No, american
Stranger: nice
Stranger: so you laugh you lose kay?
You: ok
Stranger: yay
You: this is also on a forum i go to
You: u laugh u lose is on there
Stranger: wats dat? i raff i ruse?
You: YES
Stranger: so how old are you?
You: 12
Stranger:
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You: I laughed of cuteness. :'D
Stranger: so much win in here
Stranger: cumdumpster?
You: ?
Stranger: femanon
Stranger: newfag?
You: ??
You have disconnected.

 

[Teh Ebil Snorlax]

Gay isn't an insult.

*shakes head sadly*

 

[Not Meowth]

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

:D

 

[Zuu]

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Stranger: hey
You: oh god
You: you must help me
You: the things i have seen
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people are assholes

edit: fucking lol'd at mewtwo's post. that was fucking great.

 

[Minish]

Is it just me or is there an inordinate amount of racists on Omegle? D:

 

[Lili]

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Stranger: h
Stranger: ih
You: SPIDERMAN IS COMING FOR YOUR MANGINA
You: imean
You: i love you
You: do you love me back
Stranger: wats your sex?
You: F
Stranger: have msn?
Stranger: and cam?
You: NO
You: AND NO
Stranger: my dick need to be big
Stranger: and horny
You: good for you
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Stranger: hi i'm horny male looking for cybersex with a girl
You: i'm female
You: where do you come from
Stranger: cool
Stranger: have webcam?
You: no
Stranger: ?
Stranger: msn?
You: no
Stranger: wanna see my cock on cam?
You: i want to see a purple taco BUT WE CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT WE WANT, NOW CAN WE???!!!!
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: WHAT
Stranger: where are you from?
You: USA, California
Stranger: sex?
You: yes, it's amazing
You: imean
You: female
Stranger: im male from scotland, how old are u?
You: 12
You: though i'm cooler than most
Stranger: u sick fuck
You: i love you too
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: ;)
You: <o>___<o> he's watching you
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Stranger: hi
You: .............
You: hello
You: don't tell my mother what i've done
You: in RENO
Stranger: what are reno?
You: Reno is in Nevada. where the mudkips live
Stranger: did you play with someones boobs?
You: UR MOM'S
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Stranger: WOW, love the profile, would love to chat, msg me on ya.hoo at "cutieinaskirt23" ps. your HOT!
You: umm... does that mean you're a man in a skirt
You: because i like men who wear skirts
You: they're just so luscious and scrumptious
You: lyk totally
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Stranger: What this monster between my leg? :o ....OOOOOO that's my dick =)
You: no, that's ur mangina
You: goodbye random stranger
You: i love you
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: go on
You: ask me something
Stranger: my name is christy i like spongebob and hannah montana and the jonas brotherss and my horse sadie. who r u?
You: i'm lili, and spongebob is pretty cool, though i hate hannah montana and kevin jonas is the only jonas brother worthy of my respect.
You: and now you will disconnect
You: or i will
You: later, christy-gator
Stranger: y?
You: because i don't know
You: maybe i will stay
You: or not
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Stranger: hi
You: tell me anything your heart desires
Stranger: i am a male blonde 26 years old and from dundee
Stranger: you?
You: female redhead 12 years old and from California
Stranger: me too
You: will you be my spouse?
Stranger: yeah why not
Stranger: go for it
You: =D yay
You: okay, i call for a divorce now
You: bye
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Here are two awesome people.

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Stranger: Welcome to KFC, how may I help you?
You: i'd like a kid's laptop please, with macaroni and cheese
You: and a side of
You: a side of I'MMA FIRING MAH LAZAR
You: that's all
Stranger: Sir, that promotion ended a week ago.
You: oh.
Stranger: May I suggest something else?
Stranger: It looks like your laptop needs more desu.
You: :D okay
You: that seems like a plan stan'
Stranger: Here you go. One kid's laptop. The toy this month is a handheld version of THE GAME!
You: you just lost the game
Stranger: No U
You: and thanks!
You: no u
Stranger: oh me
You: you thought about the game
You: yes u
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Stranger: What this monster between my leg? :o ....OOOOOO that's my dick =)
You: no, that's ur mangina
You: goodbye random stranger
You: i love you
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You: HELLO
Stranger: HEY1
Stranger: WHATS UP
Stranger: lol
You: THE CEILING
Stranger: ew.
You: xD nothing, actually
Stranger: what're you 5?
You: no, 12
You: I'm cooler than that
Stranger: im 16.
Stranger: and we can be friends (:
Stranger: are you a girl ?
You: i like friends
You: and yes, i ish a female
Stranger: me tooh (:
You: Good
Stranger: boys are icky.
Stranger: all of them just want one thing from this chat room.
Stranger: lmao
You: xD 'do you wanna see mah pingas????'
You: that's all they've said to me
Stranger: lolol
Stranger: are you really 13?
Stranger: 12*
You: yeah
You: i have a feeling i might be the baby of omegle
Stranger: lol (:
Stranger: i felt that way, till now,
You: hah
Stranger: So, where are you from ?
You: California, USA
Stranger: Nj, usa.
Stranger: lol
You: Finally, someone from the US also!
Stranger: i have to help my mom
Stranger: it was nice talkign to you lovely <3
You: bye
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[Ryan the Terrible]

Oh no, where do I start? =D

I have SO many conversations to post here. I guess I'll start with these:

Stranger: Hey
You: Hello. My name is God. And yours?
Stranger: My name is Stranger.
You: That's cool.
Stranger: Totally.
Stranger: So what's up God?
You: Not much. I was just having a discussion with Michael Jackson when I found this website.
Stranger: Nice. Hows he doing anyways?
You: Oh, he's doing pretty good.
You: He's a bit depressed, but you know...
Stranger: Yeah...
You: Everyone's like that when they first get here.
Stranger: I'd imagine.
Stranger: I remember this one time you gave me instructions on how to live my life. But I totally couldn't read your handwriting.
You: Oh, that's too bad.
You: I've been working on that, you know.
Stranger: It's just too much cursive!
You: Sorry about that.
Stranger: It's okay. I'm doing well enough.
You: There's just so many languages I have to write in. =/
You: And that's good.
You: I created you for a reason, you know.
You: I just don't remember what it is.
Stranger: haha Yeah. Alot of people to remember and all.
You: Yeah, it's a stressful job.
You: But you know, I get by.
You: So what's new with you?
Stranger: Nothing really. I woke up 'cause it's too hot out. Having a few beers and then I'm gonna hop a bus and go get some things.
Stranger: Got the weekend off and all.
Stranger: Oh hey, tell Billy Mays I said hi!
You: Sure thing.
You: He's been getting a lot of prayers.
You: As you can imagine, he's been causing quite the ruckus.
Stranger: I bet!
Stranger: What really happened to him anyways? I bet Vince Offer did it.
You: Yep, it was all Vince. =D
Stranger: That rat bastard! I knew it!
You: Yeah, why did he have to do that?
You: I can't afford all this OxyClean!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: Ah well anyways, nice catching up a bit. I gotta take off man.
You: That's okay.
You: I have a desperate hobo that just came in anyway.
You: I should go check on him.
Stranger: Yikes. Good luck!
You: You too! =D
You: See you around! (But hopefully not anytime soon, you know.)
Stranger: haha Yeah. See ya.
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Stranger: iran
You: iran? what an odd name.
You: my name is china.
Stranger: no
Stranger: im persian
You: prove it.
Stranger: im from iran
You: o rly?
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And last, but certainly not least:

Stranger: I'm a horsey
You: Yay.
You: i eat horseys
Stranger: AHMYGOD, WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THESE FREAKS ?!
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[Not Meowth]

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Stranger: hi
You: Have you found Jesus?
Stranger: no
You: Oh.
You: Will you let me know if you see him?
You: I've been looking everywhere.
Stranger: lolololol
You: Under the sofa cushion, behind the fridge...
You: He's just vanished.
Stranger: i know what you mean
You: Don't you hate when that happens though?
You: You just put something down, turn around and... it's just gone!
Stranger: i sure do
Stranger: lol what where you doing with jesus when you lost hime
You: Well he was trying to restore my sight with one of his miracles.
Stranger: o right
You: Halfway through he was just gone.
You: If I could just SEE...
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[Minkow]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: PEANUT BUTTER
You: hello
Stranger: JELLY
Stranger: hey
You: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT
You: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY

Stranger: HELL YEAH!!!
You: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY

Stranger: i lika da peanut butter
You: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT
Stranger: on the side
You: Yes, what is your order?
You: How may I serve you?
Stranger: one good burger with a large of good fries and an extra large good shake
You: okay wait a second.
You: listen while you waIT
You: BUM BUM BEDAH BUM BUM BEDUM BUM
Stranger: *sizzle sizzle*
You: BUM BUM BEDAN BUM BUM BEDUM BUM
You: BUM BUM
You: *CHANGES MUSIC*
Stranger: *to bring me the horizon*
You: HEIDI'S GOT NEW HIIII TOPS
You: NA NA NA NA NA
You: ORDER READY
You: HAVE A NICE DAY
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[Not Meowth]

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You: ollǝɥ
Stranger: Wow, cool, cool ^_
Stranger: *^_^
Stranger: Hey!
You: ¿dn s,ʇɐɥʍ
Stranger: Not much dude! Yourself?
You: ¡ƃuılıǝɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʞɔnʇs ɯ,ı
You: ¡ǝɯ dlǝɥ
Stranger: Right, how did you get up there?
You: ¡ʞɔnʇs ɯ,ı puɐ ʞɔɐq pǝuɹnʇ ı uǝɥʇ ʇnq ǝɹǝɥ dn pǝlʍɐɹɔ ı puɐ ɹǝpıds ɐ oʇuı ǝɯ pǝuɹnʇ pɹɐzıʍ ɐ
You: ؛-؛
Stranger: Oh no!
You: ¿ɹǝƃuɐɹʇs 'op ı plnoɥs ʇɐɥʍ
Stranger: Right
Stranger: Think really hard about getting onto the ground
Stranger: It's all psychological you see?
Stranger: You believe you *should* be stuck to the ceiling, so you are
Stranger: Think yourself down!
You: ˙˙˙ʎɹʇ ll,ı 'ʞo
You: *sʞuıɥʇ*
Stranger: I believe in you!
You: ˙ƃuıʞɹoʍ ʇou s,ʇı
You: ˙˙˙sʇɹnɥ uıɐɹq ʎɯ ʍou puɐ ǝɹǝɥ dn llıʇs ɯ,ı
Stranger: Damn it.
Stranger: I have no idea then
Stranger: I think you are stuck there for life
You: ʇıɥs
You: pɹɐzıʍ ʇɐɥʇ ǝns ɐɯɯı
Stranger: You should!
You: ˙ɹǝʎʍɐl ʎɯ ǝq oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ll,noʎ
Stranger: I don't know anything about law...
You: ¿ǝsɐǝld
Stranger: I'll do it if you want! Just don't expect me to win. Or know what I am doing
You: ˙pɐǝʇsuı op oʇ ʇɐɥʍ noʎ llǝʇ ll,ı 'ʞo
Stranger: Like a team then?
Stranger: You tell me what to do, and I'll do it?
You: ˙ɟɟo sƃǝl sıɥ ʍɐs puɐ ǝsnoɥ s,pɹɐzıʍ ʇɐɥʇ punoɹ oƃ
Stranger: I'm pretty sure that's not legal
You: ¿ʍɐl ʇnoqɐ ƃuıɥʇou ʍǝuʞ noʎ ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ı
Stranger: Well, I know very little, but enough to see what's right and wrong
You: ¿ʎʇıuɹǝʇǝ llɐ ɹoɟ ƃuılıǝɔ ɐ uo ɯıɥ dɐɹʇ uǝɥʇ puɐ ɹǝpıds ɐ oʇuı ʎnƃ ɐ uɹnʇ oʇ lɐƃǝl s,ʇı ʞuıɥʇ noʎ op llǝʍ
You: ˙ʇou ʇɥƃnoɥʇ
Stranger: "If we took an eye for an eye the whole world would be blind"
You: ˙ʍouʞ noʎ sǝıqɐq sʇɐǝ ǝɥ ˙ƃuıɯoɔ ʇı sɐɥ pɹɐzıʍ ʇɐɥʇ llǝʍ
You: suǝʇʇıʞ oʇ sƃnɹp sllǝs puɐ
Stranger: LET'S BREAK HIS LEGS
You: ɹɐqʍoɹɔ uɯɐppoƃ ɐ s,ǝɹǝɥ
You: llǝɥ ɯı, ǝʌıƃ
Stranger: iƃu!Ⴈ!әɔ әႡʇ oʇ ʞɔnʇs ɯɐ ! ʍou puɐ 'ɯ!Ⴁ ႨႨ!ʞ oʇ pә!ɹʇ ʇsnɾ ! iʇ!Ⴁs
You: ʇıɥso
Stranger: ˙ʍou ʇɐoq ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ uı ɥʇoq ǝɹɐ ǝʍ
You: ʍou op ɐuuoƃ ǝʍ ǝɹɐ ɟʇʍ
Stranger: ˙ƃuıpıǝɔ ǝɥʇ uo sǝʌıl ɹno ɟo ʇsǝɹ ǝɥʇ ʇno ǝʌıl ǝʍ ʎɐs ı
You: ı sʎɐs lǝuunʇ ǝdɐɔsǝ uɐ ƃıp
Stranger: ¿ǝɹǝɥʍ oʇ ǝdɐɔsǝ
You: ǝʌoqɐ ɯooɹ ǝɥʇ ɟo ɹoolɟ ǝɥʇ oʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ qɯılɔ uǝɥʇ ƃuılǝɔ ǝɥʇ uı ǝloɥ ɐ ƃıp ǝʍ
You: ʞɹoʍ oʇ ʇɥƃno ʇı
Stranger: ¿ǝʌoqɐ ɯooɹ ǝɥʇ ɟo ƃuılıǝɔ ǝɥʇ oʇuo ƃuıllɐɟ dn puǝ ʇsnɾ ǝʍ ɟı ʇɐɥʍ ʇnq
You: ʇno puıɟ oʇ ʎɐʍ ǝuo ʎluo s,ǝɹǝɥʇ llǝʍ
You: ¡ƃıp
Stranger: ˙ʇuǝɯǝƃɐɹnoɔuǝ ʇnoɥs ll,ı ˙ʇsɹıɟ ʇoƃ noʎ
You: ʇɥƃıɹlɐ
Stranger: ¡ʇı op uɐɔ noʎ
You: ˙uo ʞɔnʇs ǝɹ,ǝʍ ɹoolɟ doʇ ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ 'ʇıɥs
Stranger: ¿ɥƃnouǝ ƃuıƃɐɹnoɔuǝ
You: ˙pǝǝds ƃuıɯɹɐlɐ uɐ ʇɐ pɹɐʍʎʞs ƃuılʇɹnɥ ɯ,ı
You: ¡¡¡ɹǝɥ pǝʌol ı ǝɟıʍ ʎɯ llǝʇ
Stranger: ˙ɹǝuoƃ ɐ ǝɹ,noʎ ʞuıɥʇ ı ˙ʇıɥs ɥo
Stranger: ¿ǝɟıʍ ɹnoʎ sı oɥʍ
You: ʇnq pǝıɹɹɐɯ ʇou ɯ,ı
You: ɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐ
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[Lucas₇₅₅]

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You: DEUTSCHLAND FTW.
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Stranger: hey there
You: Guten Tag.
Stranger: u from ?{:
You: Ich bin aus New York.
Stranger: so, why u don't speak in english?
You: Für die lulz.
You: Die lulz.
You: DIE LULZ.
Stranger: dier germany people. i guess u not firndly
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Stranger: hi
You: Warum sprechen deise Persone Deutsch nicht?!?
Stranger: coma se llama?
Stranger: coma esta ustedes?
You: Das is Spanisch?
You: **ist
Stranger: habla
Stranger: casa de blanka
You: Ich wiss das.
Stranger: eh un morina
You: DEUTSCH, MUTTERFICKER. SPRECHST DU DAS?
Stranger: COMA ESAT BIOTCH TITTESIES
Stranger: SHIMA BOINITO LOSA
You: WARUM TANZT DU MIT DIESE SCWEINE? DIESE SCHWEINE HABEN ES NICHT GERN.
Stranger: SHUT UP
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This is fun. :3

 

[Not Meowth]

Is it just me or is there an inordinate amount of racists on Omegle? D:

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Stranger: Tina, where are you?
If you are not brazilian, you can disconnect now

You know what Cirrus, I think you're right.

Anyway, tonight on Omegle, Mike decides to be Batman.

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You: I'm Batman.
Stranger: I'm Robin.
You: No, Robin's here in bed with me.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i ment
Stranger: the other Robin.
Stranger: Robin Hood.
You: ...is this... the Joker, by any chance?
Stranger: no
Stranger: wrong number i guess
You: That's what the Joker would say!!!!
You: FAK
You: WA-POW
You: FOO
You: NEWT
You: SWAKK
You: THWAAAH
Stranger: o ?
You: KA-TANG
Stranger: daijobu desu ka?
You: Eat unrealistic punching noises, Joker!!!
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i'm Robin.
You: We just established that you are not Robin, Joker.
Stranger: Robin Bond.
Stranger: I am.
You: Well I think you're the Joker.
Stranger: Well that's what you think.
Stranger: you have some sort of obsession?
You: If I find out you're the Joker I'll be ever so cross.
Stranger: o..k...
You: Now, are you or are you not the Joker?
Stranger: i'm not the Joker.
Stranger: try next door.
You: Well... OK then.
You: Anyway that's the Batsignal, so I need to be going.
You: Farewell, Not Joker.
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You: I'm Batman.
Stranger: im superman
You: Superman's shit.
Stranger: batman is a queer
Stranger: nice superpowers btw
You: Fuck you Clark.
You: Fuck you.
Stranger: hey bruce, what happens if u loose ur belt?
Stranger: do u just run around fighting people?
You: Hey Clark, what happens if some pussy little rock touches you?
Stranger: i think the justice leauge can pass
You: Do you just, like, die?
Stranger: were do u get the rock bruce
You: Your mother's ass.
Stranger: nice, hey ur mums dead
Stranger: and ur lil skinny ass dad
You: You're a dick, Superman.
Stranger: ur shit batman
Stranger: i can fly
Stranger: u can............ drive
You: Least I can afford a car instead of being a stupid bum nobody likes.
Stranger: why would i need a car dipshit
You: You know what we can both agree on though?
Stranger: what?
You: Spiderman's the shit.
Stranger: yea, but he does have powers tho
Stranger: hes got that
You: Yeah but he's not just like annoyingly perfect like you are.
You: Plus The Flash is a prick.
Stranger: yea, what happens if the flsch trips??
Stranger: he falls going 10000mph
Stranger: he would die right
You: Or what if he has to actually DO something instead of running around like a little twat?
Stranger: yea hes a fag
You: Least I have my l33t gadgets.
Stranger: yea, (superman flys away)
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Well he turned out to be alright in the end =)

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Stranger: hi
You: I'm Batman.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i like the chocolate milk
You: I'm Batman.
Stranger: but
Stranger: i like
Stranger: the
Stranger: chocolate
Stranger: milk
You: I'm Batman.
Stranger: but
Stranger: u dont me nothin
Stranger: if i like the chocolate milk
You: I'm Batman.
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You: I'm Batman.
Stranger: im robin
You: No, Robin's here in bed with me.
Stranger: ok im catwoman
You: She's here too.
Stranger: no shes not
Stranger: shes an imposter
You: Really?
Stranger: yer
You: Should I punch her?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: in the face
You: WAFAP
You: KOOM
You: BLAFF
You: SMEK
You: WOOF
Stranger: meow
You: KA-FOO
You: WAPOOSH
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Those sound effects are fun to make up :D

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Stranger: Disconnect.
You: Why?
Stranger: Probably for the best.
Stranger: If I were you, I would.
You: Why, are you Hitler?
Stranger: Hitler is dead.
You: AHHHH SHIT ZOMBIE HITLER
You have disconnected.

Yeah, I wasn't Batman there.

 

[Ryan the Terrible]

I just got inspired from that last guy you talked to, Mike. But my stranger was stubborn. =D

You: Please disconnect now.
Stranger: OK!
Stranger: ... nah on't feel like it
You: Please.
Stranger: NO
You: This conversation has gone on far too long.
Stranger: NO
You: I hate long conversations. >.>
Stranger: Sorry
You: Why do you refuse to disconnect?
Stranger: Why do you insist I disconnect?
You: I told you.
You: I hate long conversations, and this conversation has been going on for far too long.
Stranger: your argument had no logic
Stranger: it still has none
You: O srsly?
Stranger: srsly
You: Please tell me more.
You have disconnected.