Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Congratulations, sir! You're our lucky 1 millionth caller!!!
Stranger: oh my god! oh my god! is this for real?
You: It certainly is sir!
You: You've won this fine bucket of house paint!!!
Stranger: house paint?! that's sooo cool! i've never won something that cool!
Stranger: wait, what color?
You: Puke green.
You: BUT
You: If you want....
You: You can gamble your house paint to win the grand prize- a six billion dollar mansion!
Stranger: hmmm... i don't know... puke green... mansion....
Stranger: i'll gamble!
You: But bear in mind if you fail, you lose EVERYTHING. Not only your current prizes but stuff you already owned too.
Stranger: oh
You: Are you sure?!
Stranger: hum.... yes i'm sure!
Stranger: wait, do i lose my mom?
You: Very well sir! You're very brave.
You: Please hold the line!
You: #I WANNA BE... THE VERY BEST#
You: #LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS#
You: #TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST#
You: #TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAAAAAAAAUSE#
You: #I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND#
You: #SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE#
You: #EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND#
You: #THE POWER THAT'S INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE#
You: #POKEMON!#
You: #GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL#
You: #IT'S YOU AND ME#
Stranger: oh, i love pikachu
You: #I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY#
You: #OOOOOOOH, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND#
You: #IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND#
You: #POKEMON#
You: #GOTTA CATCH EM ALL#
You: #OUR HEART'S SO TRUE#
You: #OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH#
You: ~YOU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YOU#
Stranger: that's a great song.... oh , i'm so excited!
You: #PO-KE-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON#
You: #GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL#
You: #GOTTACATCH 'EM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL#
You: #PO-KE-MO-
You: *click*
You: Thank you for holding sir! Are you ready?!
Stranger: yes, i am!
You: Now, you have chosen to gamble your house paint for a six million dollar mansion, is this right?
Stranger: yes!
You: You're sure about that?
You: Not gonna change your mind?
Stranger: no! i'm feeling lucky!
You: Very well.
You: You have three challenges to complete, and that mansion's yours.
You: May we unveil the first challenge?
You: Ah... OK.
You: Our lucky contestant's first challenge is to...
You: DO A BARREL ROLL!
You: GO!
Stranger: alright!
You: PRESS Z OR R TWICE!
Stranger: zz
You: OH MY GOD HE'S DONE IT!!!!!!!
You: Well done sir, how do you feel?
Stranger: oh my god, i made it! o feel great! i'd like to thank my barrel roll coach , steven!
You: Very good. Now, time for challenge number 2.
You: You must...
You: USE THE BOOST TO CHASE!
You: (Press C^)
You: GO!
Stranger: Cˆ
You: OH MY GOD HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!
You: Congratulations sir!!!!
Stranger: i'm so happy! i'm so close!
You: Now, it's time for the final challenge.
You: Now bear in mind you do not have to do this.
You: You can take your paint and walk away.
You: Sir... ARE YOU READY?
Stranger: yes , i'm ready! i'll not give up now!
You: Right. Can we now unveil the final deciding challenge that could make or break this man's future?
Stranger: YES!
You: Right.
You: Your last challenge...
You: Is to break into Chuck Norris' house and steal the CTRL key from his keyboard!
You: GO!
Stranger: fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
You: This is by far the most difficult challenge of all...
You: WILL HE MAKE IT
Stranger: wait, left or right CTRL?
You: Either.
You: But he seems to be failing!
You: He hasn't realised Chuck's keyboard has no CTRL key, as Chuck Norris is always in control!
Stranger: ok, ok.... wait, let me get my knife....
You: Luckily he cannot hear this commentary...
Stranger: oh fuck!
Stranger: whre is it?
You: All he needs to do is point out this challenge is a fallacy and he wins, but with just 5 seconds left...
You: 4...
You: 3...
You: 2...
You: OSHIT
Stranger: how can he use windows without CTRL+ALT+DEL
You: 1...
Stranger: ?
You: 0.99999999...
Stranger: got it!
You: 0.99999998...
Stranger: it is here!
You: OH NO
You: He seems to have found the fake CTRL key we put there to mislead him!
You: If he ends the challenge now he will lose EVERYTHING!
You: Will he realise in time?!
You: 0.800001...
You: 0.8...
You: 0.7...
Stranger: oh shit, it's written CTR, it's not control
Stranger: here's the real on!
Stranger: one
Stranger: i have to hurry back!
You: It's looking very bad!
You: He still thinks there is a CTRL key!!!!
You: The only hope is that he won't reach the studio before...
You: *KLAXON*
Stranger: here's the key!
Stranger: is it a win?
You: I'm sorry sir, the challenge is over!
You: Unfortunately you failed to retrieve the CTRL key.
You: But...
You: The challenge was a trick! You win the mansion and keep all your belongings!!!
You: Sir, how do you feel?!
Stranger: i feel great! that's wonderful! i..... i have no words!
Stranger: thank you!
Stranger: thank you very much!
Stranger: u epin
You: But sir there is one thing you should know about your new mansion...
Stranger: wait, what?
You: THE CAKE IS A LIE
You have disconnected.