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Omegle

Stranger: hi
You: yo.
Stranger: what up ganster
You: nuttin
You: what wif u bro
Stranger: nothin man
You: dat coo'
Stranger: you from the hood?
You: i from da hood
You: yeah
You: 'bout you?
Stranger: haha word word
Stranger: nah me ain't black
You: okay i lied i'm not from the hood
 
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You: 16/m/usa
You: Eat me!
Stranger: NOM NOM NOM!!!!!
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You: Congratulations, sir! You're our lucky 1 millionth caller!!!
Stranger: oh my god! oh my god! is this for real?
You: It certainly is sir!
You: You've won this fine bucket of house paint!!!
Stranger: house paint?! that's sooo cool! i've never won something that cool!
Stranger: wait, what color?
You: Puke green.
You: BUT
You: If you want....
You: You can gamble your house paint to win the grand prize- a six billion dollar mansion!
Stranger: hmmm... i don't know... puke green... mansion....
Stranger: i'll gamble!
You: But bear in mind if you fail, you lose EVERYTHING. Not only your current prizes but stuff you already owned too.
Stranger: oh
You: Are you sure?!
Stranger: hum.... yes i'm sure!
Stranger: wait, do i lose my mom?
You: Very well sir! You're very brave.
You: Please hold the line!
You: #I WANNA BE... THE VERY BEST#
You: #LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS#
You: #TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST#
You: #TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAAAAAAAAUSE#
You: #I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND#
You: #SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE#
You: #EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND#
You: #THE POWER THAT'S INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE#
You: #POKEMON!#
You: #GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL#
You: #IT'S YOU AND ME#
Stranger: oh, i love pikachu
You: #I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY#
You: #OOOOOOOH, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND#
You: #IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND#
You: #POKEMON#
You: #GOTTA CATCH EM ALL#
You: #OUR HEART'S SO TRUE#
You: #OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH#
You: ~YOU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YOU#
Stranger: that's a great song.... oh , i'm so excited!
You: #PO-KE-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON#
You: #GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL#
You: #GOTTACATCH 'EM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL#
You: #PO-KE-MO-
You: *click*
You: Thank you for holding sir! Are you ready?!
Stranger: yes, i am!
You: Now, you have chosen to gamble your house paint for a six million dollar mansion, is this right?
Stranger: yes!
You: You're sure about that?
You: Not gonna change your mind?
Stranger: no! i'm feeling lucky!
You: Very well.
You: You have three challenges to complete, and that mansion's yours.
You: May we unveil the first challenge?
You: Ah... OK.
You: Our lucky contestant's first challenge is to...
You: DO A BARREL ROLL!
You: GO!
Stranger: alright!
You: PRESS Z OR R TWICE!
Stranger: zz
You: OH MY GOD HE'S DONE IT!!!!!!!
You: Well done sir, how do you feel?
Stranger: oh my god, i made it! o feel great! i'd like to thank my barrel roll coach , steven!
You: Very good. Now, time for challenge number 2.
You: You must...
You: USE THE BOOST TO CHASE!
You: (Press C^)
You: GO!
Stranger: Cˆ
You: OH MY GOD HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!
You: Congratulations sir!!!!
Stranger: i'm so happy! i'm so close!
You: Now, it's time for the final challenge.
You: Now bear in mind you do not have to do this.
You: You can take your paint and walk away.
You: Sir... ARE YOU READY?
Stranger: yes , i'm ready! i'll not give up now!
You: Right. Can we now unveil the final deciding challenge that could make or break this man's future?
Stranger: YES!
You: Right.
You: Your last challenge...
You: Is to break into Chuck Norris' house and steal the CTRL key from his keyboard!
You: GO!
Stranger: fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
You: This is by far the most difficult challenge of all...
You: WILL HE MAKE IT
Stranger: wait, left or right CTRL?
You: Either.
You: But he seems to be failing!
You: He hasn't realised Chuck's keyboard has no CTRL key, as Chuck Norris is always in control!
Stranger: ok, ok.... wait, let me get my knife....
You: Luckily he cannot hear this commentary...
Stranger: oh fuck!
Stranger: whre is it?
You: All he needs to do is point out this challenge is a fallacy and he wins, but with just 5 seconds left...
You: 4...
You: 3...
You: 2...
You: OSHIT
Stranger: how can he use windows without CTRL+ALT+DEL
You: 1...
Stranger: ?
You: 0.99999999...
Stranger: got it!
You: 0.99999998...
Stranger: it is here!
You: OH NO
You: He seems to have found the fake CTRL key we put there to mislead him!
You: If he ends the challenge now he will lose EVERYTHING!
You: Will he realise in time?!
You: 0.800001...
You: 0.8...
You: 0.7...
Stranger: oh shit, it's written CTR, it's not control
Stranger: here's the real on!
Stranger: one
Stranger: i have to hurry back!
You: It's looking very bad!
You: He still thinks there is a CTRL key!!!!
You: The only hope is that he won't reach the studio before...
You: *KLAXON*
Stranger: here's the key!
Stranger: is it a win?
You: I'm sorry sir, the challenge is over!
You: Unfortunately you failed to retrieve the CTRL key.
You: But...
You: The challenge was a trick! You win the mansion and keep all your belongings!!!
You: Sir, how do you feel?!
Stranger: i feel great! that's wonderful! i..... i have no words!
Stranger: thank you!
Stranger: thank you very much!
Stranger: u epin
You: But sir there is one thing you should know about your new mansion...
Stranger: wait, what?
You: THE CAKE IS A LIE
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Stranger: I walked slowly into the room...The look on her face could make even the hardest of men cringe it was then I knew... (finish the sentence)
You: ..that he was the one...(no you)
Stranger: who I needed to take care of.
You: At that moment..(Madlibs? o.o)
Stranger: I grabbed for my suit coat..
You: ..and drove to the nearest Pokemon Center. (..yeah, I added humor sue me D:)
Stranger: I had an injury..
You: ...that can only be cured by that eird...egg thing with the thick eybrows named...
Stranger: MEGATRON
You: YES. This "Megatron" took out a pair of defibulators, put it on its mechanical feet, and jumped towards me like a spring. I said...
Stranger: "Oh Fuck" I'm screwed
Stranger: It was fun while it lasted, but i'm off to new people
Stranger: enjoy L:D
You: ^^ You do this to everyone, ehh...well, nice t'know I'm not the only one bein' unique ^^
Stranger: Yuo were the first.
Stranger: Just so you know.
You: I was O:
Stranger: yup
You: AGHAHAHA NIIICE X3
Stranger: :D
Stranger: okay well, have a good one
You: Ah, you too :3


..I wanna do this to everuyone nao :3
 
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You: I love you.
Stranger: why? asl?
You: Do you love me, Stranger?
Stranger: well, maybe i would if i knew who you were
You: I'm ex-President Abraham Lincoln.
Stranger: holy feckin shite man! really?
You: Yes.
Stranger: i want to ask you some questions
You: Shall I prove it?
Stranger: yeah
You: *clears throat*
You: FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO, etc. etc.
You: What more proof do you need?
Stranger: i shant be needing you proof. i beleive ya mister president
You: Good.
You: Now I believe you wished to ask me something?
Stranger: um, yes, oh god, im so giddy. it's such an honour!. "What is your opinion on the U.S's current government disposition?"
You: It's shit.
You: I'm not President.
You: Fucking John Wilkes Booth.
Stranger: Yeah, little bastard.
You: I mean sure everyone was all "don't go to the theatre, Abe", but I was thinking, you now, I'm fucking president, I'll go wherever the shit I like and no cunt's gonna stop me.
You: I didn't liberate the slaves and get born in a log cabin I built with my own hands to take that crap from ANYONE.
Stranger: Yeah! If you were still alive, I'd vote for you.
You: Thanks. You rule.
Stranger: Awe shucks. Well, gotta fly. It was great speaking to you Mr. President.
You: See ya.
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You: Congratulations!

Stranger: hahah ^^! yay (:

You: You are the 100th person to be met by me!

Stranger: weeeeeee {:

You: And you get a fabulous prize!

Stranger: oh really? awesome ^^

You: You get...

You: A pool filled with acid!

You: Enjoy swimming with your friends~

You: In fact, try going swimming now!

You: It's in the middle of the road in front of you house!

Stranger: i dont get you

Stranger: isit a lame joke?

Stranger: hahah

You: No really, look.

Stranger: okay

You: *steals your stuff*

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/fail.

Edit: Moar.

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You: Hello.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: F/U/Dumbass

You: ;D

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MEMETIC MUTATION

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You: Son, I...
You: I don't have long to live...
Stranger: are you dying tomorrow?
You: Before I go... please do one thing for me...
Stranger: say something witty!
You: I need you... to...
You: DO A BARREL ROLL (PRESS Z OR R TWICE)!
Stranger: I don't have an N64 controller or I would
You: Go buy one...
You: I don't have much time...
Stranger: I'm at the beach
Stranger: I can't
You: You're on a laptop at the beach?
Stranger: I am
You: What the hell, man? Go get some rays, go swimming or something.
You: D:
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You: hi
You: hello..?
Stranger: asl?
You: 14/f/australia
You: u?
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Someone doesn't like Aussies D:

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Stranger: hey im 19 male Ireland would you be interested in joining me for cam2cam?
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Ok that was creepy

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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: where you from?
You: Australia
You: what about you?
Stranger: USA
Stranger: age? m or f?
You: female
You: and 14
Stranger: oh
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I don't think anyone likes 14-year-old girls from Australia ):
 
You: penis
Stranger: hi from
You: pen island
Stranger: ya
Stranger: pussy
You: u have 1?
You: hot
Stranger: ya
Stranger: m/f
You: both
You: well, i switch sometimes
You: m atm
You: maybe not next week tho ;)
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Stranger: Hi
You: So, tell me young man.
You: About your mother.
Stranger: why?
You: Perhaps we can unravel the depths of your subconscious, my good sir.
You: Now please disclose.
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DAMN PERVERTS
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Stranger: HI~I am looking for a female with a webcam for cyber sex!!!!!!!!!!

You: yo dawg i tink u found it
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Stranger: hello
You: sup dog
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i guess nobody likes my black male persona

wait, almost a hit here.
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: wassup
You: pimpin hoes
You: u?
Stranger: slappin bitches
You: man i luv dat
You: backhand or front
Stranger: both
You: same time!?!?!?
You: u good man
Stranger: nah
Stranger: alternating
Stranger: i gots 2 bitches lined up
You: one fo each hand?
You: smaaarrt
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: interested in cock?
You: nah bro i dont swing dat way
You: not enough beerz
Stranger: fair enough brah
Stranger: to be honest
Stranger: neither do i
You: den y u ask me dat?
Stranger: in case u were girl
You: since wen do girls
You: pretnend to be guys
You: other way round alwayz
Stranger: since jesus told them
You: i luv jesus man
You: he mah homie
Stranger: he a fag
You: dont u talk bout my homie dat way
You: what hood u from
You: btich
Stranger: liked taking it up dah ass from the romans
Stranger: HE WAS TEH ROMANZ SLUT
You: naw dey culdnt fit it in he was up on dat cross
Stranger: woodened dildo
Stranger: up there the whole time
You: wut hood u from
Stranger: australia
You: aw dats no hood
You: dats like, the steakhouse
Stranger: we have niggers too
Stranger: haha
You: da outback
Stranger: Aussie steakhouse
You: ya i love dat place
You: craka
Stranger: the american food chain?
You: yep
Stranger: you know its run by jews
Stranger: nothing to do with australia
You: how u know it got da jews in it
You: if u in australia
You: i'm from the D i kno a jew wheni smell it
Stranger: i read it somewhere
You: oh rite in da WHITE POWAH book rite
Stranger: plus there is hardly any steakhouses in australia
You: lame
Stranger: yeah exactly
Stranger: wikipedia
Stranger: :D
You: i knew dat island suked
Stranger: we get em in "pubs"
You: dey got weird shit in aussie
You: bigass mothafuckin spiders
You: n shit
Stranger: nigger.
Stranger: eat my shit.
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this one worked well
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You: Lets play a game.
You: We take turns making a story
You: one word at a time
You: I'll start
You: Today
Stranger: you didnt even give me a chance to voice it out lol okay by the way hi
You: TODAY
Stranger: you (thats my word)
You: decided
Stranger: to
You: give
Stranger: a
You: condom
Stranger: to
You: your
Stranger: friend
You: . However,
Stranger: your
You: mother
Stranger: was
Stranger: no not was sorry
Stranger: got
You: very
Stranger: happy
You: when
Stranger: it
You: broke.
Stranger: you
You: had
Stranger: a
You: fit
Stranger: of
You: rage
Stranger: because
You: your
Stranger: dog
You: ate
Stranger: and
You: puked
Stranger: it
You: up.
Stranger: later
You: you
Stranger: were
You: masturbating
Stranger: and
You: Jesus
Stranger: was
You: watching.
Stranger: lol gtg bye
You: rofl
You: nice story
Stranger: really weird
You: yeah
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ha ha ha :/ I'm a shitty troll
 
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: l?asö
Stranger: asl?*
You: What?
You: I don't speak ASL
Stranger: age sex location -.-
You: Well, technically you can't speak it
Stranger: its not hard!
You: It's American Sign Language
You: OMG
Stranger: ou fuck
You: YOU HAVE BEEN RICK ROLL'D
You: I LAUGH AT YOUR STUPIDITY
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: U COME FROM MURSULANDIA
You: YOU COME FROM ICELANDIA
Stranger: U FUCKING IDIOT
Stranger: I HATE U
You: YOU ARE A BITCH CUNT
Stranger: I COME FROM MISSMIX U BITCH
You: THAT IS WHY I HAVE ASSIMILATED YOU
Stranger: U BITCH
You: THIS IS WHEN YOU DIE
You: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
You: PERSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Stranger: FUCK YOURSELF BABY
You: NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Stranger: I WANNA FUCK MURSUTIN♥ AH UH MUH
You: I AM THE BORG
Stranger: VITUT
You: YOU HAVE BEEN ASSIMILATED
You: INTO THE BORG
You: DO NOT FIGHT
You: THERE IS NO ESCAPE
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
You: YES
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
You: YOU HAVE BEEN ASSIMILATEE
Stranger: I WANNA SEEEE UR DICK :O
You: *ASSIMILATED
You: THE BORG HAS NO GENDER
Stranger: AKU ANKKA ON VANKKA
You: THE BORG ONLY SEEKS JUSTICE
Stranger: I HATE U
You: IT HAS NO DICK
You: IT HAS NO PUSSY
Stranger: MISSMIX IS SO BETTER THAN DEMI
You: THE BORG DOES NOT CARE FOR WHORY SINGERS
Stranger: U FUCKING BITCH I GO
You: IT CARES ONLY FOR THEIR DESTRUCTION
Stranger: TELKUST TULEE MUUTE HYVÄ LEFFA
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: HORO
Stranger: MORO
Stranger: SANOI PORO
Stranger: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHIHIHIHIHOHOHOHOHO
You: THE BORG HAS NOW DECIDED TO ASSIMILATE THIS CONVERSATION
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Omegle said:
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi asl
You: I do, in fact, know American Sign Language. Thank you for asking. C:
Stranger: age
Stranger: >????
You: I'm -6 years old. I'm a time traveler, you see.
Stranger: sex???
You: I'm not old enough to, yet.
Stranger: k
Stranger: sexy?
You: Yes. Very. More than you. ;D
Stranger: f?
Stranger: f/m?
You: Eh, Fullmetal Alchemist is okay, I guess.
Stranger: bye
You: The manga is waay better than the anime.
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I love messing with people's minds like that. xD
 
those are some good ones!

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: from and age ?
You: how do you get rid on stains on sheets?
You: New york/55
Stranger: :)
Stranger: too old
You: how do you get rid on stains on sheets?
Stranger: job ?
You: Um. Are you a cop?
You: Just wondering
You: Cause I work in a office building
Stranger: :D
Stranger: well i wonder
Stranger: office building hımm inside ?
You: Yeah, I edit books
Stranger: are you woman ?
You: No.
Stranger: how to edit them ?
You: Huh?
You: I read through and find spelling errors
You: stuff like tha
Stranger: ahahah most strange jonb
Stranger: job
Stranger: i install security cams
You: Cool
You: Where?
You: how do you get rid on stains on sheets?
You: I spilled some wine
Stranger: my english is not enough good for understand that question so let me look dictionary for some words :)
You: Yeah, I figure, since you install security cams
Stranger: i am woman so idont know
Stranger: i am from turkey
You: Sure
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You: HAMSTERS RULE
Stranger: OMG I KNOW EH!
You: YES! ANOTHER FOLLOWER!
You: WHAT DISTRICT?
Stranger: huh?
You: What district of HR are you a member of?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: the gay lesbians
Stranger: quadrent
Stranger: :D
You: Hot
Stranger: very
You: pics?
Stranger: you lose..
You: huh?
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Stranger: bonsoir
You: ahh! a frenchie!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and u?
You: Canada? or France?
You: American. New York
Stranger: france
Stranger: lyon
You: sweet
You: vacationed there once
Stranger: at lyon?
You: Yeah
You: Its a great place
Stranger: maybve
Stranger: but i'm here sice...always
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so...
You: My grandparents owned a place there, but that was about 50 years ago
You: So it may have changed. ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i don't think
You: Really? The same for 50 years?
Stranger: but i think i have to move now
Stranger: ^^
You: really?
You: Why?
Stranger: i don't know...to see the world
Stranger: i hope that word is not just lyon
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: when i think NYC i see "le diable s'habille en prada
Stranger: or "sex and the city"
Stranger: or "gossip girl"
You: Gosh. I don't think that show is still on
Stranger: it's not a little bit superficiel?
You: I
You: 've never seen either
You: so I wouldn't know
You: or are you talking about the city?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 55
You: you?
Stranger: 21$
Stranger: you're b or f
You: MMMMMMmmm
Stranger: f or m?
You: Female
You: you?
Stranger: female too
Stranger: what's your name
Stranger: ?
You: I'm not allowed to tell
You: Mom is very strict about these things
Stranger: mom?
Stranger: your 55 no??
You: Yeah
Stranger: and you're mother does'nt want you to tell what is your name?
You: No
Stranger: you're mantal sick?
You: Pardon?
Stranger: you know at 55 you are right to make what you want no?
You: Not where I'm from
Stranger: you think i 'll make what with your name?
Stranger: lol
You: On Jupiter you have to be 60 to be considered an adult
Stranger: if you say "jenny" or "stacy" or I don't know
Stranger: what it will change?
Stranger: ahh you became from jupiter
Stranger: so I understand it's very diferent
Stranger: :D
You: Yes, the Frem usually live untill they are 200 earth years old
Stranger: so you're a little children
You: So I'm about the equivalent of a 21 year old human
Stranger: ah ok
Stranger: me i'm so normal and my name is cinderella
You: Sweet
Stranger: not very original
You: I'm talking to strangers here so that I can make my disguse more complete
You: uh-oh! pos
You: I'm not supposed to tell anyone that
You: I'm sorry, My daughter isn't supposed to be on the internet
This next one is a win
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Stranger: hai
You: You wake up in a dark cell. A piece of ROPE and a TORCH hang on the wall. Obvious exits are NORTH and EAST. What do you do?
Stranger: take the torch
Stranger: and rope
Stranger: go east
You: You take the TORCH and ROPE and go EAST, only to find a wild DRAGON!
You: Exits are WEST and SOUTH.
Stranger: south
Stranger: ftw?
You: You go SOUTH down the dark tunnel, only for the DRAGON to persue you! You see a large iron grating at the end of the path. It looks like you cannot go much farther from here.
You: Exits are NORTH.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: north
You: You go NORTH, only to find yourself in the face of a snarling DRAGON. He barricades the way NORTH. His breath smells like FISH. What do you do?
Stranger: offer fish>
You: You do not have any FISH in your inventory!
Stranger: DAM!
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: since im a girl
Stranger: i strip
Stranger: my pussy smells of fish
Stranger: i give it to him
You: I'm sorry, I don't know how to "my pussy smells of fish".
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i smile at dragon
Stranger: and place torch in his mouth
You: The DRAGON does not smile back. Drool comes from his eager lips. You place the TORCH in his mouth, and while it burns for a moment, it is extinguished quickly by his saliva. You deal +14 damage.
Stranger: run through his legs!!
You: The DRAGON is an ORIENTAL STYLE DRAGON! He does not have legs!
Stranger: tie his mouth with rope and run away!!
You: You tie the DRAGON's mouth shut with your ROPE. However, while he is now unable to EAT you, this does not impede his ability to THRASH about and otherwise end your life!
Stranger: nooooo
Stranger: restart ftw?
You: Users are only permitted one round of play. END GAME or CONTINUE GAME?
Stranger: continue ftw
You: Please enter your command.
Stranger: offer bribe
Stranger: to dragon
You: Please input a specific BRIBE to be offered.
Stranger: unlit torch
Stranger: for cooking
You: The DRAGON has swallowed the TORCH whole!
Stranger: dammm
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: what is in my inventory?
You: Your INVENTORY contains the following: Stale piece of bread (1) - Baby carrots (4) - Yu-gi-oh! Trading Card Game (TM) Official Merchandise (1) - Porn magazine (2)
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: offer porn magazine one to make dragon hornay!!
You: The magazine is GAY PORN! The dragon is HETEROSEXUAL! This only serves to enrage the DRAGON further! It bites you, dealing +34 damage!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: Pikachu uses Flash!
Stranger: Stranger's Evasion greatly dropped!
You: Dr. McNinja used *SICKNASTY*
Stranger: Stranger's Accuracy grealty fell.
Stranger: Dr. McNinja missed.
You: Dr.McNinja became enraged!
Stranger: Pikachu uses Sweet Scent!
You: DrMcNinja is trying to stab out Oikachu's eyeballs!
Stranger: Dr. McNinja has fallen in love with Pikachu!
You: Trainer Typh goes; Wtf...what gender's that Pikachu?
Stranger: Pikachu uses candlelight dinner and takes out tampon.
You: Dr.McNinja...oh christ...HOW THE HELL DO NINJAS AND PIKACHU BREED-I didn't need to see that..did you?
Stranger: Pikachu uses seductive glance.
Stranger: --- 9 months later---
You: What? EGG is hatching!
Stranger: THIS IS HOW ABRAS ARE MADE
You: CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE A DOCTOR McPICHU!
You: NAME DOCTOR McPICHU?
Stranger: WILD ABRA USES TELEPORT
Your conversational partner has disconnected

..finding a Pokemon fan on Omegle+ reading the entire Dr. McNinja seies over the last two days=A ninja Pichu.

WRITE THIS DOWN FOLKS
 
I FUCKING LOVE THIS SITE. how did i not notice this thread yet? i don't have any good convos to post now but i might later.
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: china?
You: unfortunately
Stranger: korea?
You: no dumbass, i'm in china
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey there
Stranger: wanna see my cock?
Stranger: lol
You: depends where you want to put it
Stranger: depends if your m or f
You: f
Stranger: how old?
You: 23
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: then i would put it wherever you wanted me too
You: pick one place
Stranger: where you from?
You: ireland
Stranger: id put it in you pussy after i had licked your clit real nice
You: COCK GOES WHERE!?
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: oh my god, omegle just told me your name
You: it came up "Stranger is typing..."
You: nice to meet you typing
Stranger: haha
You: ?
You: what's so funny?
You: IT'S DOING IT AGAIN
Stranger: it is status
Stranger: input status
You: sorry input status, omegle told me your name was typing
Stranger: you 2bility
You: no, winston
Stranger: your name
Stranger: ?
You: yeah
You: not 2bility
Stranger: jerry. nice to meet u
You: my name's not u, it's winston
Stranger: i see
You: i thought you said your name was jerry? first it was typing, then input status, now it''s see, can't you decide?
You: now it says typing again
You: do you have split personalities?
Stranger: "typing" is omegle's input status
You: you're owned by omegle?
Stranger: 是吗。
You: OH MY GOD YOU'RE FUCKING CHINESE
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hey
Stranger: lol
You: no, winston
Stranger: housten
You: no, winston
Stranger: who
You: me
You: who else?
Stranger: hi winston
Stranger: nesspreso
You: that's a weird name
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: its chinees
You: OH MY GOD YOU'RE FUCKING CHINESE
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HEY
You: sorry
You: hey
Stranger: sorry for what?
You: for capslock
Stranger: np
Stranger: You americna?
Stranger: american
You: no, irish
Stranger: me too
Stranger: from where?
You: tipperary
Stranger: country cork
You: cool, city or a town?
Stranger: city
You: cool, m/f?
Stranger: Male
You: age?
Stranger: 22
You: an bhfuil tu abailte gaeilge a caint?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i am a hot girl
You: o rly?
Stranger: from africa
You: nigra wimmins?
Stranger: sure
You: o lawdy
You: i am disappoint
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: A wild ABRA appears!
Stranger: cadabra?
You: ITS A FUCKING POKEMON
You: silliness of the highest order
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hihihihihih
Stranger: hihihi
You: I WILL BE TASTING YOUR STARLIGHT
You: UNTIL THE END OF MY LIFE
Stranger: where are you from
You: I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S WORTH IT ANYMORE
Stranger: what?
You: DUN DUN DUN DUDUN DUN DUN DUDUDA
You: MY LIFE
You: YOU ELECTRIFY MY LIFE
You: I'LL NEVER LET YOU GO
You: IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO FADE AWAY, NEVER FADE AWAY
Stranger: i don't speak english well..
Stranger: zzzzzzzzz
Stranger: hahahaah
You: OUR HOPES AND EXPECTATIONS
Stranger: song?
You: BLACK HOLES AND REVELATIONS
You: DUN DUN DUN DUDUN DUN DUN DUDUDA
You: FAR AWAY
You: THIS SHIP IS TAKING ME FAR AWAY
You: FAR AWAY FROM THE MEMORIES OF THE PEOPLE WHO CARE IF I LIVE OR DIE
Stranger: stop singing
You: OUR HOPES AND EXPECTATIONS
You: BLACK HOLES AND REVELATIONS
You: OUR HOPES AND EXPECTATIONS
Stranger: craze zzzzzzzzzzzz
You: BLACK HOLES AND REVELATIONS
You: I JUST WANTED TO HOLD YOU HERE IN MY ARMS
Stranger: where are tou from
You: I JUST WANTED TO HOLD
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Ye~
Stranger: buy
Stranger: bye
You: GOT NOTHING TO PROVE, I'M NOT YOUR WHORE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ASL
You: 38, none, Klingon.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: XD
Stranger: nice
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Stranger: my lips are aching for you
You: My trashcan is aching for your corny pick-up line.
Stranger: hahahahahahahaha
Stranger: thats great
Stranger: your eyes................so blue
You: Cretin! My eyes are BROWN
Stranger: .......brown
Stranger: thats what i meant
Stranger: your eyes....so brown.....like .....a brown bag, from sonic
You: xDD
Stranger: :]
Stranger: stranger your looks amaze me
You: GASP! Stalker! D:
Stranger: :oh now
Stranger: *oh no
Stranger: ha am i e-hitting on you?
You: STEP AWAY FROM THE WINDOW!
You: I'M ARMED!
Stranger: *runs to back door*
Stranger: *jumps behind boat*
You: WITH PHASERS FROM STAR-TREK
Stranger: *yells," oh shit!"
Stranger: ..........*dead*
Stranger: i stepped on a bomb
You: BUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Stranger: *gags*
Stranger: *looks at stranger in eyes*
Stranger: "i just wanted to say....i....l......ike you"
You: "Well good for you, buddeh! :D"
Stranger: "grabs neck of stranger then bites it"
Stranger: are you afraid of me?
You: OHMYGODITSEDWARDCULLEN *sets fire to "stranger"* DIE EDWARD
You: DIIIIIEEEEEEE
Stranger: ...your smell
Stranger: i want to just eat you
You: *starts chopping with an axe*
Stranger: but i can resist...this will be the last time you see me!
You: I HAD BETTER BE
You: *it
Stranger: ........fly's away
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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Oh God. I have got to try this. First try:

Stranger: PROPAGANDHI!
You: WHERE?
Stranger: TONIGHT!!!
You: AT?
Stranger: TORONTO
You: I'LL BE THERE.
Stranger: OH YEAH!???
You: YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT?
Stranger: K
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I see. I see.

I wonder what the chances are of a TCoD member talking to a TCoD member and having no idea about it? 8D

Oh god I just had the quaintest chat with somebody about dreams for the future. They were like, the nicest person I've ever met. XD; There are actually some awesome people on there around all the ASL!ers.
 
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I see. I see.

I wonder what the chances are of a TCoD member talking to a TCoD member and having no idea about it? 8D

You know, I always wondered that! Eventually two people are gonna post the exact same conversation with the Yous and Strangers switched. And many lulz will be had. =)
 
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