Omegle

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Stranger: hey
You: mom?
Stranger: son?
You: mom!!!!!
Stranger: son!!!!!!!
Stranger: i dont beleive this
You: lol
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: m right
You: lol
Stranger: ohh im an m
You: daddy!!!!!
Stranger: daughter!!!!
You: daddy!
You: give me some $ daddy
Stranger: daughter its been years
You: i need $ daddy
Stranger: ok but dont spend it all in one store
You: to buy a pokeman game
You: k
Stranger: ok
You: *buys pokeman game*
Stranger: when you coming home?
You: i dunno,
Stranger: ahhh i havent seen you since christmas
You: when i get back from my boyfriends bed errr house
Stranger: ahhh use protection
You: k
Stranger: ok
You: *sleeps with bf*
You: the condom broke
Stranger: *has a kid*
You: i'll nAME HIM CHEASE CAKE
Stranger: what did i tell you about using proper protection?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: it broke!
Stranger: your mom will not be proud of you
You: I killed her,remember
Stranger: ohhhh right, tough halloween
You: yea.
Stranger: hehe she tought it was a fake knife
You: oh gawd my water broke...
Stranger: but she though wrong
You: ITS COMING
Stranger: oh no get to a hospital
You: THE BABY
Stranger: hurry up!!!!
Stranger: get to a hospital
You: OH GAWD IT HAS A PENIS AND A VAGINA
Stranger: oh no not a mutant!!!
Stranger: fuck
You: oh gawd
You: cheescake
Stranger: ok is it ok?
You: THE BABY JUST CAGHT ON FIRE
You: IM ON FIRE TOO
You: SAVE ME DADDY
You: DAVE ME
You: SAVE ME
Stranger: ok hold on
You: OH GAWD
Stranger: where are you!!!
You: MY BOYFRIEND IS HOMO
Stranger: im coming right now
Stranger: hold on a sec
You: SAVE ME,MY HOMO BF
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: are you ok?
You: dad..your homo too
You: you just kissed my bf
You: wtf
Stranger: oh no!!!
Stranger: what will your step mom say!!!
You: OG GAWD THE BABYS PENIS FELL OFFF
You: I JUST KILLED HER
You: WITH THE FLAMING HOT BABY
Stranger: oh fuck at least there is still a vagina, she could be a girl
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: thank god
You: no wait,it grew back...
Stranger: wtf???
You: oh gawd
You: i just grew one
Stranger: not you too!!!
Stranger: fuck call the police or something
You: check to see if you have a vagina
Stranger: oh shit
You: 911
Stranger: i do!!!
Stranger: *911, whats your emergency*
You: officer i have a penius!
Stranger: ok mam stay where you are im sending a squad car right now
You: k thx
Stranger: ok just stay put
Stranger: *dad gets back on the phone*
You: k it fell off,nevermind
Stranger: oh sweetey are you ok? did you call the police?
You: wait..wait
Stranger: ok whats wrong?
You: my vagina just turned into a boob...
You: wtf
Stranger: oh fuck
You: how do i pee now
You: where is my baby
You: where it it
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: did the police get there yet?
You: oh
You: the baby hijacked a plane
You: gotta go brb
Stranger: oh shit *september 11 happens*
Stranger: the baby hijacked a plane and it flew into a buliding
Stranger: you there?
You: back
Stranger: sweetheart?
Stranger: ok
You: what is it homo dad
Stranger: the baby flew the plane into a building
You: not the toys r us right?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: wait want to stop this right now?
Stranger: hehe
You: how
Stranger: no i mean this story
Stranger: wanna stop or do you wanna go on?
You: i dont care
Stranger: hehe it was funny tho
You: yea
Stranger: really funny actually
You: lets make this story fameos
Stranger: sure ok ill put this up on youtube i have a very good account
Stranger: let me get my capture card
You: k
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: hehe hold on
You: when you go hehe you look like a pedo...
Stranger: ?
You: lolz
You: live long and prosper
Stranger: wait i cant find my camera or capture card. ill just save this blog

win

 

[Not Meowth]

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Stranger: asl
You: Ur not meant to say that
You: It is forbidden
Stranger: idc
You: Omegle says no talking about asl.
Stranger: so people can get molested
You: We have to find something more interesting.
You: But I don't know what they have against American Sign Language.
You: Maybe Omegle hates deaf people.
You: Do you think so, Stranger?
Stranger: r u retarded
You: No, but thank you very much for asking.
Stranger: fuck u
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You: Look, I know we're not meant to but I'd like to take a moment to talk to you aout American Sign Language.
You: American Sign Language is sign language. From America.
You: Deaf, dumb and lazy or stupid people use it to communicate.
Stranger: you want to communicate in what language?
You: Sometimes you get people in the corner of TV screens using it for the benefit of deaf viewers.
You: They are annoying.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'd run out of stuff to say about sign language anyway :<

Picked up and old setup that never really went anywhere this time:

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Stranger: heyy
You: HAMSTERS RULE
You: DO YOU LIKE HAMSTERS I LIKE HAMSTERS
Stranger: freak!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Guess they didn't like hamsters.


Now this next ones rules because not only did they totally play along and make it awesome but I went on to befriend the person afterwards and they rule ^^

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You: HAMSTERS RULE
Stranger: OMG NOWAI
You: DO YOU LIKE HAMSTERS I LIKE HAMSTERS
Stranger: I do.
You: I LIKE THEM EVEN MORE THAN MAYONNAISE AND I FUCKING LOVE MAYONNAISE
Stranger: i love mayo too!
You: I LIKE TO EAT IT WITH MY MOUTH
Stranger: no shit!
You: WHAT'S THE MOST BADASS THING ABOUT A HAMSTER
Stranger: they shit all the time
Stranger: (Y)
You: WELL FOR ME I CAN'T EVEN CHOOSE THEY RUN ON A WHEEL LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER DRINK FROM A BOTTLE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER SIT IN A FUCKING CAGE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
You: THEY'RE THE CHUCK NORRIS OF THE RODENT WORLD
Stranger: Indeed they are
You: YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO SOME DAY
Stranger: What?
You: GET A HAMSTER
You: AND DIP IT IN MAYONNAISE
Stranger: :|
You: JUST TO SEE WHAT THE FUCK WOULD HAPPEN
Stranger: IT WOULD BE LIKE AN OVERLOAD OF AWESOMENESS
You: SHIT WOULD GET FUCKED UP I BET
Stranger: THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE
You: RIGHT
You: I'D JUST BE SCREWING THE LID OFF THAT JAR (NOT AS IN FUCKING IT TIL THE LID CAME OFF BUT IF I GOT A CHANCE) AND THE HAMSTER WOULD LOOK OVER AND PING
You: HE'D GLOW WHITE OR RED OR SOME AWESOMESHIT COLOUR AND FLY OVER
Stranger: hahahahahhha
You: THEN HE'D GROW INTO A 500FT TALL WHITE MASS AND DESTROY. THE FUCKING. WORLD.
Stranger: ..HAM-FUCKING-ZILLA
You: FUCK YES
You: PEOPLE WOULD JUST BE WALKING DOWN THE STREET LIKE PUSSIES WHEN HAMZILLA SLITHERED UP AND FALCON PUNCHED THEIR ASSES TO OBLIVION
Stranger: YEAH IF THEY DIDN'T DIE ALREADY FROM SHEER. FUCKING. BADASSNESS.
You: CHUCK NORRIS WOULD ROUNDHOUSE KICK HAMZILLA AND JUST PING RIGHT THE FUCK OFF
Stranger: :O
Stranger: BUT CHUCK NORRIS IS INVINCIBLE
You: NOT AS INVINCIBLE AS THIS BADASS LUMP OF FUR AND EGG WHITE AND WHATEVER ELSE THEY PUT THE FUCK INTO MAYONNAISE AND HAMSTERS
You: IT MUST BE FUCKING BADASS WHATEVER IT IS
Stranger: DUDE YOURE SO COOL
You: THEN GODZILLA WOULD COME CRASHING THROUGH A NEARBY SKYSCRAPER
You: ALL LIKE THE FUCK HAMZILLA
You: I CALLED THIS CITY
You: AND HAMZILLA WOULD JUST SLITHER OVER AND EAT HIS GIANT GREEN ASS
Stranger: ..do hamsters slither?
You: BLOS OF FUCKING MAYONNAISE DO
You: *BLOBS
Stranger: true dat.
You: AND THIS IS HAMZILLA
You: IF HE WANTS TO SLITHER
You: HE FUCKING SLITHERS
You: OR ELSE
Stranger: how old are you? YOURE AN EVIL GENIUS
You: I WANT THAT JAR OF MAYONNAISE AND THAT HAMSTER. I WANT THEM NOW
You: I ALSO WANT A NEW PAIR OF TROUSERS
You: THIS SHIT'S SO AWESOME I'VE PISSED MYSELF AND CUM AT THE SAME TIME
Stranger: =|
You: SORRY BUT
You: HAM
You: FUCKING
You: ZILLA
You: .
Stranger: i understand.
You: Think it could work with other condiment/rodent combos?
You: KETCHUP SQUIRREL
You: THE MUSTARDY GERBIL
Stranger: BBQ SAUCE CHIPMUNK
You: RELISHRABBIT
Stranger: ;O
You: OR RABBITABASCO
Stranger: HHAHAHAHHA
You: MY GOD
You: MY GOD
You: MY /GOD/
You: I need mayonnaise
Stranger: I have mayonnaise in my fridge
You: *eats your fridge*
Stranger: D: OI
You: SORRY
Stranger: ¬¬
You: So anyway normal unaltered hamster VS Chuck Norris
You: Who'd win?
Stranger: Chuck Norris.
You: WHAT
You: INFIDEL
Stranger: ¬¬
Stranger: HIS BEARD IS THE SOURCE OF ALL POWER
Stranger: ITS FUCKING INSANE
You: ...SHAVING RAZOR VS CHUCK NORRIS
You: WHO'D WIN THAT
Stranger: CHUCK NORRIS
Stranger: HIS BEARD IS INDESTRUCTABLE
You: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Stranger: behind his beard there is no chin. just another fist.
You: HAMZILLA BARBER VS CHUCK NORRIS
Stranger: D:
You: CHUCK NORRIS VS CHUCK NORRIS
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: NEVERENDING EPIC BATTLE
Stranger: you like chuck norris and mayonnaise
Stranger: i like you.
You: And hamsters.
You: I also like hamsters
Stranger: i know.
Stranger: i'm more of a dog person.
Stranger: but meh.
You: Did I mention that? That I like hamsters?
You: Cos I do.
Stranger: Yes. A lot.
You: Oh good.
Stranger: :)
You: OK what if you combined Chuck Norris with a hamster and have him mayonnaise
You: *gave
Stranger: holy shit
Stranger: there would be a rip in the time-space continuum
Stranger: we'd be sucked into a black hole
Stranger: D:
You: THen we shall do it.
You: THe hamster used for the mayonnaise dipping will be the bastard love child of Chuck Norris and Floofywinks.
Stranger: :D
You: Now we just need to get Chuck and Floofywinks in a room together without the awesomeness surge destroying everything within a 100 mile radius.
You: How do we do it, Kevin?
Stranger: Kevin?!?!
You: Yes. You are Kevin.
Stranger: No. I am not. My uncle is Kevin.
You: Floofywinks says you're Kevin now.
Stranger: ¬¬ I'M NOT A DUDE D;
You: Floofywinks sees your point, it WOULD be insensitive to give you a guy's name regardless. He's willing to settle for Kevina.
Stranger: -_-'
Stranger: It's Georgia, if you please.
You: Right, from now on I'm Kevin then. But you should try not to defy the hamster.
You: How do we do it, no-longer-Kevin?
Stranger: Kevin's not your real name, is it hamster boy? ¬_¬
Stranger: Hmm, well we'd have to make an awesome-proof room
You: I refuse to defy my overlord ;;
Stranger: -_-
You: And good idea.
Stranger: We can stick shitty people to the walls
Stranger: that might absorb the awesomeness surge.
You: There aren't enough arseholes in the world to stop all that awesomeness escaping.
You: But it's a start.
Stranger: Hmmm.
Stranger: What if we CLONED arseholes?
You: And we could plaster the walls with LIGHT Mayonnaise, the pretender to the throne of our wonder-condiment.
Stranger: Extra Light is SO MUCH WORSE.
You: Oh dear God yes.
Stranger: Okay. Arseholes and extra light mayo.
Stranger: And also, mayonnaise that's supermarket own brand. Hellmans is THE mayonnaise. not shitty cheapo versions.
You: Oh yes. Most certainly so.
Stranger: Glad you agree.
You: In fact EVERYTHING that's supermarket home brand, they're almost exclusively cheap crap with unintersting packaging.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Except tesco value biscuits and jelly cubes. Because they're cheap and you can feast on them in large amounts without spending more than 20p.
You: Good call.
You: So, EVERYTHING supermarket home brand but biscuits and jelly, and EVERYTHING mayonnaise except Hellman's.
Stranger: YES.
You: ...hey, what's our position on light Hellman's?
Stranger: Hmm, it's not as good as regular, but so much better than extra-light.
Stranger: HMMM.
You: It's an ethical mayonnaise dilemma.
You: ...we can't betray Hellman's.
Stranger: this is true.
You: They want us to lose weight and be healthy. The others just want to give us cheap shitty tasting mayonnaise they probably sneezed in and laugh at us behind our backs.
Stranger: :'( those bastards
You: We should kill them.
You: Kill them and eat their bones.
Stranger: we should force-feed them their own shite mayo.
Stranger: UNTIL THEY CHOKE.
You: When Hamzilla is unleashed we'll just make him slither over their homes.
You: SLUEP
You: *SLURP

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Stranger: Were nop strangers to love
Stranger: You know the rules and so do I
Stranger: A full commitments what I'm thinking of
You: Oh dear I seem to be being rickrolled
Stranger: You wouldn't get this from anyother guy
Stranger: come on join in SING!
Stranger: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling...
You: The Game.
You: Check and mate, my friend.
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[shiny jiggly]

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Stranger: hi
You: do you like hot sauce?
Stranger: sauce?
Stranger: yes~
You: sweet
You: I mean, SPICY!
Stranger: ok:))))
Stranger: i like:")
You: what's ") supposed to be? a lopsided face?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: :)
You: I think you might want to super-glue it back together.

Stranger: hi, i'm 18 male looking for cam to cam
You: DO YOU WANT A TOENAIL?
You: in a PIIIIIIIIIIIT!
You: of fire?

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: hihihihihihihi
Stranger: yes
You: It's a pretty nice place.

You: flamethrowers
Stranger: hia i would like a cheezeberger
You: sorry we're fresh out.
Stranger: hai i would like a cheezeberger

You: hi
You: ...hello?
Stranger: Yo!
You: I have some cheesecake
Stranger: Are you gaaayyy?
You: no
You: OHE NOES! A TARANTULA!
Stranger: .__.
You: where's the flyswatter?
Stranger: Idk o.e
You: better yet, where's the rocket launcher?
Stranger: Woooow
You: maybe then, I can blow up the entire colony of tarantulas...
You: muahahahaha!
Stranger: WTF
You: exactly
Stranger: -backs away from you- You got problems O-o
You: seeya!

You: hi
Stranger: I'm Bored.
You: sweet! me too!
Stranger: lol

You: hi
Stranger: im horny
You: oh noes! vampires!
Stranger: m or f
You: diediedie
You: F
Stranger: can i see a pic of u
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: I can not let you seeeeeeee...
Stranger: please i need to no who im talking to and i need to masterbate please
Stranger: ;)
You: you should be ashamed of yourself!
Stranger: why
You: what if I was some old lady?
Stranger: idc
You: also, chicks don't dig guys that ask for pictures.
Stranger: well i need to see who im talking to
You: ok, some random teen sitting at home with nothing to do except for pretend to kill vampires.
You: happy?
Stranger: what?
You: you can not grasp the true form of Giygas' attack!
Stranger: i said seeeeeeeeee not explain

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: f/m?
You: I can tell that you are a male
Stranger: no i'm not
You: oh noes! vampires!
Stranger: you like vampires?
You: no, I hate them!
Stranger: shame
Stranger: i love them
Stranger: they are cool
You: probably a twilight fangirl...
Stranger: not only twilight
Stranger: also many other stories
Stranger: like anne rice vampire chronicoles
You: ...want some chocolate?
Stranger: all ways
Stranger: you?
You: yeah...
Stranger: bye

You: where's my toothbrush?
Stranger: :D:D
Stranger: have u seen my ipod? :D
You: nope
Stranger: damn
You: is it slver with a bunch of blingy thingies on it?
Stranger: yea
You: *silver
You: I think I might have seen it over there...
Stranger: where exactly?
You: over there in that alley next to the bum. you can't miss it
Stranger: :D:D tnx for help
You: glad to help
You: oh noes! vampires!
You: quick! get me some garlic!
Stranger: r u sick with that twilight movie too?
You: If that means I don't want anything to do with it, then yeah.
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: r u american?
You: yeah (unfortunately...)
Stranger: thats kool
Stranger: and u r a girl right?
You: yeah
Stranger: 17?
Stranger: 16?
You: yep
Stranger: damn im smart lol
You: olo
Stranger: try to guess about mw
Stranger: me*
You: you're a 17 year old american boy that lives in the middle of nowhere with a dog.
Stranger: :D:D
Stranger: not even close xD
You: okay... a 56 year old lady that lives in the Phillipenes with an extensive hat collection.
Stranger: nah but nice try
Stranger: do u give up?
You: yeah
Stranger: im 14 years old girl from lv
You: where's lv?
Stranger: vegas
You: oh
Stranger: just kiddin
Stranger: im from latvia
You: I haven't even heard of that place
Stranger: its in europe
You: sweet
You: I'm bored
Stranger: yea me either
Stranger: well then bye ?
You: I still need to kill that vampire, want to help me?
Stranger: umm sure
You: okay, here's a wooden stake
Stranger: ok
You: now on the count of 3, we both stab this thing as many times as we can
You: 1
You: 2
You: 3
You: stab
You: stab
You: stab
You: stab
You: stab?
You: did I over-stab?

Stranger: ASL
You: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: asl
Stranger: asl
Stranger: asl
Stranger: asl
Stranger: asl
You: you're lame
Stranger: asl

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: there
You: where's my toothbrush?
You: have you seen it?
Stranger: at the shop,,
You: which one? the mini mart or the soda shop?
Stranger: veget shop
Stranger: hahahaha
You: nice one
You: sd;fogjsdlgjdgjdkgjjgljmmmm
Stranger: im smart,,,
Stranger: hshahhaha
Stranger: from
Stranger: ?
You: yes
You: bfdd
You: is
You: a
You: hot dog
Stranger: what/.
Stranger: ?
You: beats me
Stranger: kaboooommm,,,,,
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: yay. A splosion

Stranger: Hey baby. How YOU doin?
You: this is not a drill!
You: you're a baby
You: BTW, don't try to chat with chicks on random places
Stranger: Why not?
You: I know that you don't really have any girls
You: so you have to go here
Stranger: huh?
You: I could be a pedooooooooo!
You: or a taco
Stranger: I love tacos!!
You: me too
You: especially the kind from mexican resturaunts
You: did I scaaaaaaaare you?
Stranger: Oh yeah.
Stranger: No....?
You: goodbye

Stranger: helloo
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: this is not a drill!
You: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: fire!
Stranger: missiles coming?
You: maybe
Stranger: o'ou

You: especially the kind from mexican resturaunts
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: ...stare-off?
Stranger: what?
You: first one to blink loses
You: I lost
Stranger: you lost what?
You: my sanity!
You: yaaaaaaaay!
Stranger: go to hell with you history

Stranger: hey
You: especially the kind from mexican resturaunts
You: hi
Stranger: from??
You: a crater!
Stranger: lyk cracking sex ??
You: no, you're ugly.
You: I can seeeeeee you through the screeeen!

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: talks from?
You: bungee jumping
Stranger: lol
Stranger: joker
Stranger: male or female?
You: what do you think?
Stranger: male
You: nope!
Stranger: thats nice
Stranger: a funiie girl
You: like what? never heard of a woman with a brain?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but with a joker brain is hardy to find
Stranger: im from brazil
You: depends on where you look
Stranger: yeah right
Stranger: how is ur age?
You: pretty, good, I just got it a perm the other day.
Stranger: a perm?
Stranger: sorry my poor english
You: oh
Stranger: im just enter her to leran more
Stranger: what is 'a perm'?
You: it makes your hair permanently wavy
You: you get it at a salon
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: i get it
Stranger: so....u went a salon
Stranger: so i think u has a 27 yo too
You: no, I'm just kidding. how can I give my age a perm?
Stranger: yeh right
You: and I'm not that old
Stranger: you like jokes either
Stranger: 211?
Stranger: 21?

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: how're you?
You: pretty good
Stranger: m or f?
You: I don't know, you tell me!
Stranger: i can't really see from here
You: well, why would you need to know gender?
Stranger: so i can see boobs
You: unless you were looking for someone
You: You won't see my booobs
Stranger: why not?
You: remember, you can't really see from over there?
You: for all you know, I could be missing a nipple
Stranger: that doesn't mean you don't have nice boobs just for one nipple
You: well, the bottom line is, I don't want to show off to same random little kid that regularly goes to myspace
You: *some
Stranger: i don't have myspace actually. it's a waste of time
You: same here
Stranger: i'm not a little kid either
Stranger: especially down there ;)
You: uuugh...
Stranger: yeah, now you're interested
You: actually, I'm more un interested because now I know that I'm talking to some pervy teen!
Stranger: i wouldn't say perv. i only say that because it's funny to see what people's reaction to it is. i don't really show bout nor have a gigantic penis
You: oh. that's it?
You: nice acting
Stranger: you can act through text?
You: actors read lines
Stranger: then you read their body language. if you just read then lines, it's pretty lame
You: *slips on table* ow! what a upteen porthole!
You: but I get your point
Stranger: okay
You: bye

You: hi
Stranger: helloz
Stranger: where are u from
You: a place
Stranger: age?
You: really old
You: I mean like, old old
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: u r vampire?
You: no
Stranger: like Cullens?
You: eew!
Stranger: or werewolf?
You: >_> it's another twilight fangirl...
Stranger: no no no!
Stranger: haha:D
Stranger: dont you like twilight or new moon?
Stranger: then you suck!:D
You: I'm actually a retired racecar driver that lives in a digy old hut next to a coffee shop.
Stranger: yeah alright thjats cool thats cool

that time I didn't even say anything about vampires

You: babies
Stranger: A wild Abra appeared
You: go Jigglypuff!
You: use sing!
Stranger: Wild Abra fell asleep
You: use pound!
Stranger: Wild abra took damage
You: pokeball, go!
Stranger: wiggle wiggle
Stranger: Wild Abra was caught
You: yes!
Stranger: Would you like to give a nickname to Abra?
You: I'll call it... Emma
Stranger: Emma was sent to box 12
You: awesome

Stranger: hi
You: BABIES!
You: HI
Stranger: oh sorry, it was such a strong start, i was waiting to see what you had next :D
You: oh
Stranger: I mean but yes
Stranger: "BABIES!"
Stranger: how does one follow that huh?
Stranger: so, not even gonna try?
Stranger: you disappoint me

He was too fast and didn't even give a good response to go with

You: hi
You: BABIES!
Stranger: hey
You: they wait in the closet...
Stranger: hem?
You: They wait... until dark... and then, THEY FEAST! ON LIVING FLESH!
You: babies...
Stranger: hahhaa are you a mother or baby sitter?
You: I wish
Stranger: hahaha you are a woman?
You: yeah
Stranger: wow
Stranger: are you in married?
You: no, I'm not that old!
Stranger: ohahahha sorry idk
Stranger: so how old are you?
You: old enough to hate babies
Stranger: lol
You: are you a lopsided salad tosser?
Stranger: hem?
You: or are you just slow?
Stranger: sorry idk what you say
You: me neither
Stranger: haha
You: let's eat a movie and watch a dinner
Stranger: hahaha youre jokes in my night
Stranger: are you not bored?
You: I can withstand long stretches of bordom
Stranger: hahhaha what's bordom?
You: I don't know
Stranger: jahahhaa where are you now?
You: in my room, the fan is on medium, it's getting kinda warm...
Stranger: hahaha its ur bad desteny hahaha
Stranger: destiny*
You: I can always go to the AC in the living room if I have to
Stranger: ohahaha okay2 calm down man
You: I'm not a man and I am calm
Stranger: hahha you change my bad mood being better haha
You: nice
Stranger: yeaaa
Stranger: youre best jokes haha
Stranger: by the way, whats ur name/
You: niki
Stranger: oh hey niki, nice to chat to you:)
You: I'm pretty sure that you live in some random country that I've never heard of and that my name sounds like it belongs to a stripper
You: but that's ok
You: ...
Stranger: hahahhaa you right i live in jakarta (indonesia) so ur name is not like a stripper but ..
You: seeya!

 

[Not Meowth]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: D:
You: We can't talk about that.
You: Omegle says it's forbidden.
Stranger: ahahah
Stranger: talk only with me :)
You: If I tell you my asl Omegle will come to my house and rape me.
You: I don't want to be Omegleraped.
Stranger: that's a problem
Stranger: :S
Stranger: i am a man
Stranger: 18
Stranger: usa
You: DDD:
You: MY GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
You: Omegle knows what you did.
You: It's coming for you.
Stranger: ohhh noo
Stranger: :(
You: Hope you like being raped.
Stranger: if will have lot of girls there
Stranger: :D
You: Nope, no girls. Just Omegle.
You: Raping you.
You: All because you talked about asl.
Stranger: OMG :O
Stranger: i am scared
You: There's one thing you can do to stop it.
Stranger: like what?
You: DO A BARREL ROLL!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: male 17
You: What happened to location? UR DOIN IT RONG
You have disconnected.

You: Wild METAPOD appeared!
You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
Wild METAPOD's DEFENSE rose!
You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
Wild METAPOD's DEFENSE rose!
You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
Wild METAPOD's DEFENSE rose!
You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
Wild METAPOD's DEFENSE rose!
You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
Wild METAPOD's DEFENSE rose!
You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
Wild METAPOD's DEFENSE rose!
You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
But nothing happened...
You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
But nothing happened...
You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
But nothing happened...
You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
But nothing happened...
You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
But nothing happened...
You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
But nothing happened...
You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
But nothing happened...
You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
But nothing happened...
You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
But nothing happened...
You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
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You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
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You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
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You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
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You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
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You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
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You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
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You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
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You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
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You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
But nothing happened...
You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
But nothing happened...
You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
But nothing happened...
You: Wild METAPOD used HARDEN!
But nothing happened...
You: Wild METAPOD has no moves left!
You: Wild METAPOD used STRUGGLE!
You: Wild METAPOD was hurt by recoil!
You: Wild METAPOD fainted!
You: STRANGER earned 50 exp!
You: STRANGER grew to lv2!
You: STRANGER learned DISCONNECT!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Hi
You: I'm not a horny girl.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

^this same conversation happened 3 or 4 times.

Stranger: 21 male looking for a girl to chat with
You: Well I'm nearly a girl.
Stranger: youre a shemale?
You: They're starting the surgery tomorrow.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: web cam sex
You: How do webcams have sex? o.o
Stranger: nono
Stranger: male?
You: I guess more webcams have to come from somewhere.
Stranger: male??
You: Shut up, I'm pondering.
You: Jerk.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Hi, I'd like to invite you to a party in my pants.
You: Will there be cake?
Stranger: Yes it's for my son birthday!!!
Stranger: All the kids off thestreet will be in my p[ants
You: In your plants?
Stranger: and all of his llittle friends from school
You: Ewww sicko
Stranger: well thats where the party is so yes in my pants
You: What are you doing with LITTLE KIDS IN YOUR PLANTS
You have disconnected.

Stranger: are u a guy or a girl
You: bit of both really
Stranger: awesome
You: i was born with a dick
You: they wanted to cut it off
Stranger: and now u play with that motherfucker all day long
You: and when they did
You: THREE MORE GREW IN ITS PLACE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Also one of the friends I met here tells me once someone asked if she was horny, and for a laugh she replied "yeah ;D"... and they disconnected. XD

 

[Lars The Turtwig]

This was made today, the words I said are copied from an alien comic I read when i was 5...

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: ...
Stranger: hello
You: äpogefwef?
You: gedzüerwe!
You: sdgk,rsspfse!
Stranger: I don't know that mean
You: fgd-(4dfts?fgr)-code%fe§grlre°^rrt'jj#
You: zrkdme grdkn
Your conversational partner has disconnected
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Edit:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 m aus
Stranger: u
You: 900/None/dreamland
Stranger: wow
You: IM KIRBY!

You: *Absorbs you*
You: *Metanight appears out of nowhere* Kirby is now ass-hole-kirby!
Stranger: get fucked ya little shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i love you Omegle.

Edit2:
Yet another something:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: u from ?
You: Pony land.
Stranger: taiwan here
You: I am kirby!
You: *absorbs you*
You: *metanight appears out of nowhere* Kirby is now Shit-Kirby!
Stranger: = =
Stranger: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Another one:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Asl?
Stranger: 18 f Taiwan
You: 900 None Dreamland.
You: Im am kirby!
You: *absorbs you*
You: *metanight appears out of nowhere* Kirby is now Bitch-Kirby!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: asl?
Stranger: aaa~
Stranger: 20 man s.korea
Stranger: asl?
You: 900 Genderless Dreamalnd
You: *Dreamland
You: I am KIRBY!
You: *inhales you*
Stranger: fuck u ...
You: *metanight appears out of nowhere* Kirby is now Crap-Kirby!
Stranger: shut up
You: Crap-kirby cant shut up. He got all the attributes from the man he inhaled!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Now I know I love omegle and the fact my brother used to be kirby addicted...

 

[Not Meowth]

You: Eat me!
Stranger: I'll take you with a side o fries.
You: Would you like a drink with that, sir?
Stranger: The seamen of a righteous man
You: Ok, and here's your free toy.
You: Thanks and enjoy your meal!
You: Come back to Stranger King soon!!
Stranger: Will do!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: cheerio
You: I love Cheerios!
Stranger: I ate them all the time as a kid
You: Weetos are better though.
Stranger: didn't know those existed
Stranger: are they whole wheat instead of processed shit?
You: Yup. And they're chocolatey.
Stranger: wot
Stranger: that's awesome
Stranger: it's like a cocoa puff and cheerio had sex
You: Millions and millions of times.
Stranger: they've been saving the babies over the years
Stranger: letting them grow
You: Ptoducing billions of delicious offspring.
Stranger: which is why weetos came out alter
Stranger: later*
Stranger: hell yea
Stranger: do the cheerios hang around and take care of their babies
Stranger: or do they go in a giant vat?
You: Vat.
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: how long do cheerios stay preggers
You: Only a few days.
Stranger: that's fast shit
You: Well, they're VERY small.
You: Doesn't take long for a Weeto to gestate.
Stranger: aye, seems reasonable
You: Then they can go off and bang some other cocoa puffs and make more.
You: Unless they get eaten first.
Stranger: jesus it's an orgy of cereal
Stranger: can you breed your own weetos
You: I don't see why not. I've been trying to breed Captain Crunch with Lucky Charms, myself.
Stranger: what;'s that make, trix?
You: Not sure yet, it's not really going to plan.
Stranger: oh god what happened
You: You have to do it by artificial insemination see, and it's damn fiddly work wanking off all those little bitty pieces of cereal. And then of course the semen gets lost in the milk.
Stranger: right, flat out madness
You: I might give up, you know. Try Rice Krispies and Shreddies.
You: Or Frosted Shreddies and Coco shreddies.
Stranger: right, I'll give it a shot
You: Let me know how you do.
Stranger: yea, I'll come right back on here and tell you about it
You: Good luck!
Stranger: thanks man
You: No problem.
You: Still, I should be getting off to my cereal lab thingummy. The Weetabix aren't gonna fuck themselves.
You: See you round, fellow pioneer.
Stranger: hell yea
Stranger: justice and truth are right around the corner
Stranger: later
You have disconnected.

 

[Lars The Turtwig]

There dont seem to be win posts at the server right now..

 

[Minkow]

Stranger: hey you(:
You: hey
You: you
You: person
Stranger: age
Stranger: gender
You: ELEVEN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


-_-

 

[Not Meowth]

 

[Lars The Turtwig]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: PRAY TO ARCEUS, THE ONLY REAL GOD!
You: PRAY TO ARCEUS!
You: PRAY TO ARCEUS!
You: PRAY TO ARCEUS!
You: PRAY TO ARCEUS!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[speedblader03]

I just met the same guy twice in a row.

You: cheese?
Stranger: cum?
You: >:(
You have disconnected.

You: cheese?
Stranger: cum?
You: you again?!?
Stranger: you again??
Stranger: fuck off, bastard
You: jeez, what are the chances?
You: 1 in 2767!
Stranger: surely
You: incredible!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Not Meowth]

^ last night that happened to me twice with two different people.
XD

 

[speedblader03]

I also got a good chat with this guy. (WARNING: this is a bit long)

Stranger: hi
You: cheese?
Stranger: :)
Stranger: nacho
Stranger: ?
You: Let's play the association game! Each one of us will say the first word that pops into our head after reading the last word.
You: cows
Stranger: milk
You: white
Stranger: face
You: nose
Stranger: ear
You: canal
Stranger: boat
You: oars
Stranger: metal
You: wall
Stranger: brick
You: fun
Stranger: sex
You: bed
Stranger: sheets
You: mattress
Stranger: blanket
You: couch
Stranger: love seat
You: swing
Stranger: kid
You: baseball
Stranger: bat
You: cave
Stranger: bear
You: trees
Stranger: bugs
You: bees
Stranger: honey
You: bear
Stranger: teeth
You: dentist
Stranger: drill
You: digging
Stranger: games
You: video games
Stranger: killing
You: guns
Stranger: bullets
You: glass
Stranger: mirrors
You: magic
Stranger: gathering
You: cats
Stranger: mice
You: mayonaise
Stranger: canada
You: leaf
Stranger: maple
You: syrup
Stranger: hotcakes
You: pancakes
Stranger: batter blaster
You: bazooka
Stranger: rifle
You: hunting
Stranger: deer
You: antlers
Stranger: bambi
You: hollow log
Stranger: grubs
You: grass
Stranger: rocks
You: boulder
Stranger: colorado
You: springs
Stranger: hot
You: cold
Stranger: warm
You: florida
Stranger: oranges
You: orange juice
Stranger: breakfast
You: fruity pebbles
Stranger: fruit
You: basket
Stranger: eggs
You: milk
Stranger: breasts
You: bra
Stranger: panties
You: boxers
Stranger: thongs
You: sandals
Stranger: flip flops
You: summer
Stranger: beaches
You: ocean
Stranger: water
You: fire
Stranger: wind
You: earth
Stranger: heart
You: zelda
Stranger: link
You: green
Stranger: red
You: orange
Your conversational partner has disconnected

I also just did this

You: fruitcake!
Stranger: yes
You: hooray!
You: *dances a little jig*
You: bye!
You have disconnected.

 

[Lars The Turtwig]

Lol. I met a 20 year old mike from amsterdam, plannngi to rape a girl around 5 times, without pauses.


Edit: Well...
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Do you like Xena?
You: PRAY TO ALLAH!
Stranger: Do you like Xena?
You: PRAY TO ALLAH!
Stranger: Do you like Xena?
You: PRAY TO ALLAH!
Stranger: Do you like Xena?Do you like Xena?
You: PRAY TO ALLAH!
You have disconnected.
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warning: crazy person talking to me.
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: M(F?
You: asl?
Stranger: m
Stranger: 19 ny
You: 35, USA, Male, looking for a horny girl to rape.
Stranger: dude nice
Stranger: me too
You have disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi.
You: asl?
You: Im 45, USA, Male, looking for a horny girl to rape.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Mehehehe...
Im such a dirty person, a'int I?


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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: yo
You: OMG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You: OMG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You: OMG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You: OMG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You: OMG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Stranger: yes...........OMG..............
You: ITS HORRIBLE ITS HORRIBLE!
Stranger: what's up?
You: THERE IS A COKCROACH ON THE STREET FIVE FEET FROM ME!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
You: CALL 991!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Stranger: ....................................
You: *smashes kockroach*
You have disconnected.
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Sissy girl imitation.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: bi/les girl?
You: A good day to you, sir. We are the mafia, and would like to inform you that if you wont send us a million dollars we will see we wont have any choice but force you to give us the money- and by force we mean that we will shoot you with guns and pistols. We hope you will take this message seriously, or else you will die, and send us the money immidiatly.
Your conversational partner has disconnected
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Now I know im such a sick brat person.

 

[Worst Username Ever]

(warning: long posts ahead)

Stranger: are you a girl who gets off on guys jerkin it to there picture
You: Ew, no
Stranger: hmmm okay then
You: But do you have a cat with green fur that loves to drink orange juice?
You: Or a Pikachu hat?
Stranger: maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: /b/ ?
You: /b /was good before.
You: Remember when it used to be good?
Stranger: those were the days
You: I know...
You: By the way, THE GAME.
You: >:)
Stranger: you know i actually have not had any luck whatsover with this pickup line
Stranger: i dont think there are any girls on the internet
You: Well, try changing it.
You: To something better.
Stranger: hmm....

Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Sorry
You: I don't like asl
You: IT'S CREEPING ME OUT O_o
Stranger: why it does so?
You: Thanks, now I'm going to get nightmares.
You: Don't ask.
Stranger: well, okay then
You: By the way, want to hear an awesome song?
Stranger: it seems that uve got some bad experience about that
Stranger: okay
You: Here you go...
You: *posted rick roll song*
You: Rick Rolled!
You: heh^^
Stranger: i just got rick rolled
Stranger: shit
You: Also, THE GAME.
Stranger: by disturbed?
You: No, THE GAME
You: you just lost it.
Stranger: ah right
Stranger: great..
Stranger: ill be going
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: ninjas or pirates?
Stranger: im a ninja
You: Good^^
You: Ninjas rock^^
Stranger: and you?
You: Nija
You: *ninja
Stranger: so good
Stranger: maybe we are strong
You: Yes...
You: And as a team, we get even stronger...
Stranger: thats a good idea
You: I know^^
Stranger: where is our enemy?
You: Hiding in that yellow house
You: in the bathroom
Stranger: oh! so dangerous
You: Ok, let's go.
You: *sneaks in without making a sound*
Stranger: i cant find any person........
You: Hmmm... the door is closed...
You: *unlocks door with secret skills*
Stranger: open the door
You: I cant find him...
You: He's under the sink!
Stranger: ha!
You: *sneaks up to enemy without him hearing*
You: *takes out katana*
You: *kills*
Stranger: youve got it
You: Okay, but the leader isn't killed yet...
Stranger: its hard to kill him
You: I know...
You: And nobody really knows where he is now...
Stranger: where is he?
You: But I've heard he's in that green house in the next street from here...
Stranger: we should find him, or we are under the crisis
You: And there's 3 green houses there!
You: Yes, we should try to find him...
Stranger: so scary
You: Maybe we should split up, you take the house to the right and I take the one in the middle
Stranger: ok
You: And we'll try the third one later.
You: *sneaks in*
You: *searches*... Hmmmm... he isn't here...
You: *searches kitchen* Nothing here...
Stranger: oh,
You: *goes into basement* Hmmmm... could he be here?
Stranger: i think he is here
You: Ok
Stranger: in the dark
You: *gets to the other house*
You: Okay...
You: Here he is.
You: *silently sneaks up to him, draws katana*
Stranger: ya!
You: Wait... this is just a bunch of old clothes!
You: I can't believe we fell for something like that.
You: This means REVENGE.
You: I mean, double revenge.
You: Let's try the third house..
Stranger: why not?
You: Well, it's such a simple and old trick... we would never expect someone like him to do something like that.
You: Wait... That's why...
You: When we do not expect it, we won't think he does it... Of course.
You: But let's try the third house before he gets away...
You: *sneaks in*
You: *searches kitchen*
Stranger: hurry up
Stranger: he will run away again.....
You: You search the basement, okay? I'll take the upper floor.
You: *sneaks up*
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ill try it
You: *looks in bedroom* no, he isn't here...
Stranger: the basement is too dark......
You: *looks in bathroom* Not here either...
Stranger: where is he?
You: Haven't found him yet...
Stranger: something is behind a door....
You: Okay, let's see...
Stranger: oh, i fault
Stranger: thats just a cat
You: Okay, let's search this place more throughougly...
You: (misspelled?)
You: *searches in kitchen again*
You: i think I saw something moving...
You: No wait, that was just the dog.
Stranger: eh
Stranger: im getting tired to search him.......
You: I see him! He's getting away!
Stranger: wow!
You: *sneaks after him*
Stranger: look after
You: *continues chasing him, making sure he doesn't see or hear me*
Stranger: be careful
You: Of course.
You: I've got him now... *jumps down, ready to strike*
You: *draws katana*
Stranger: beat him down!
You: I think he's seen me, but it's too late... *kills*
You: Hmm... So this is the "leader" we've been hearing so much about? Pretty lame excuse for a leader.
Stranger: oh.......why.......
You: Hmm... We've done a good job today.
You: So... LET'S PARTY!
Stranger: ive never seen a ninja like you before
Stranger: the best ninja
You: Heh, thanks^^
Stranger: see you again at another fighting..........
Stranger: good luck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(if this last one is not okay, just remove it)

You: Ninjas or pirates?
Stranger: n*ggas
You: For me, it's ninjas
Stranger: oh sorry
Stranger: ninjas
You: what?
You: Oh yeah
You: Misspellings happen all the time, don't they?
Stranger: yeap read it wrong sorry if your black
You: I'm not, but yeah, you should excuse yourself.
You: That's a very rude word.
Stranger: yea but at least it was not in a racist manour
Stranger: yea
Stranger: yea how old are you
You: Then I guess it CAN be excused, but don't make bad mistakes like that one again, okay?
You: I'm not tellin strangers.
You: *telling
Stranger: calm down mate
You: No, what if you were a perv?
You: Or, what if I was? You can never know...
Stranger: very true you just dont know and how do i know your not a pervert
You: Yeah...
Stranger: true
You: Maybe we're BOTH really perverts then.
You: I mean, who knows? It's a big internet out there...
You: With lots of weird people...
Stranger: hope not i work in the care buissness
Stranger: wat u do as an proffesion
You: I go to school.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[PokeNinja]

You: SUMIMASEN
Stranger: whats that?
You: idk random japanese
You: lol sorry
Stranger: oh
Stranger: so youre from japan?
You: um
You: no...
You: I'm from the USA
You: just a random otaku
You: that's all
Stranger: oh
You: If I was from japan I wouldn't really
You: understand what you're typing
Stranger: that is really not good for you to say that
You: well....
You: ok...
You: are you a guy or a girl?
Stranger: guy
You: ok.
Stranger: and you?
You: a girl...
Stranger: okay.how old are you?
You: I must know yours first
Stranger: okay.im2 2
You: 22?
Stranger: yep
You: ok... I'm 21...?
Stranger: are you sure?
You: why should I not be?
Stranger: because you put a question mark at the end of your line
You: cuz it's awkard, ze!
Stranger: awkward of telling your age?
You: Well maybe I'm a childish aekjlaefln
Stranger: at the age of 21, you're childish.that sounds weird
You: not my fault
Stranger: then who's fault is it?
You: It's the world's fault
Stranger: yeah right
You: oh, excuse me
You: it's my dog's foult
You: Gah, typos...
Stranger: i think it's my fish fault
You: No, it's American Idol's fault
Stranger: i think the audition is still on going.right?
You: sure, why not?
You: But my singing voice is shit.
Stranger: i have a good voice.would you like to hear it?
You: NO
You: GOD....
Stranger: you'll like it when you hear it
You: oh yeah?
You: where?
Stranger: wait.let me give you a link to youtube
Stranger: hold on
You: oops sorry the president called
You have disconnected.

Lol. I'm not 21.... nor am I a man, but I just was being random....

Then I tried going into full otaku mode, I even said I lived in Japan... XD
And it went like this...

You: Suzumiya Haruhi
Stranger: hii
You: Konata says hi!
Stranger: yes
You: Miku Hatsune says hi, too!
Stranger: who r u..?
You: what
You: oh
You: sorry
You: I'm the owner of about 500 comics
You: i mean manga
Stranger: whats comic..?
Stranger: r u from japan..?
You: I live there
You: but I speak english.
You: ze?
Stranger: where u lived..?
You: Hokkaido...?
You: Or where I was born?
You: I was born in USA, dear.
Stranger: hokkaido sundeiru..
You: I see...
You: Imma gonna go to the Miku fes' 09 on August 31
Stranger: miku..?
You: Hatsune...?
You: Look it up, sir/woman
You: CAVED!!
You: Touhou is also a great subject, ze?
You: Besides, the president of Crypton is calling me now
You: C YA
You have disconnected.

Then I tried being a complete lunatic random person

Stranger: 21 f asian
You: MIKU HATSUNE OWNS THE WORLD
You: 20 f filipino
You: haha
Stranger: hi
You: hii
Stranger: I am korean
You: pie is better with apples or ice cream?
You: And korean people are cool
Stranger: ice
Stranger: cream
You: ice cream is cool too
You: My Kaito likes ice cream
Stranger: what mean kaito
You: MY VOCALOID KAITO XD
You: And my Konata doll started speaking to me
You: oh noez
You: pie
You: cookies!
Stranger: get well
You: I need cookies to get well!
Stranger: hoo hoo
You: doki doki
Stranger: how old
You: it is no
You: tt
You: t
You: t
You: t
You: ]t
Stranger: jklkjl
You: Would you like me to wear a pikachu hat or a banana hat/
Stranger: ieo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I keep making my age 7 years older....
Anywayy
I shall come back with more epic things!
edit: this is the best I've come across today:
Note: It's a battle between Otaku and non-otaku. XD

You: COCONUTS
You: AND BANANAS
Stranger: What about them?
You: They taste good together
You: *not perverted
You: *as in the food
Stranger: So you're into dickgirls!
You: OOOOH
You: I got found out
Stranger: Chicks with dicks. <3
You: OTL
Stranger: :D
You: XD
Stranger: What is OTL?
You: It means "fail"
You: look it up on google
You: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=OTL
Stranger: I did. Why don't you just say "fail"? You pretentious obscure son of a cunt.
Stranger: What a shit phrase lols...
You: Well IM SORRY
Stranger: Jesus.
Stranger: Yeah, do be, you condescending fucker.
You: Fuck that
Stranger: Why did you even use that?
Stranger: Who knows that phrase?
Stranger: In the world?
Stranger: Except you?
You: 50 million people
Stranger: Except MAYBE some South Koreans/
You: Hm
You: I consider it more otaku....
Stranger: And they're insignificant because they speak in squares and triangles.
You: not korean or chinese, ze
Stranger: Well, I'm not a Japanohpile.
Stranger: *Japanophile
You: well, I'm just speaking facts
Stranger: So PLZ keep your kawaiiness ^_^ and OTLs for your own kind.
You: kawaiiness is a vague term
Stranger: "cuteness".
You: I'm not some retard japanese fangirl
Stranger: "Kawaii" being Japanese for "cute".
You: I KNOW THAT
You: Watashi wa kawaii, ne?
You: See
Stranger: You were saying it was vague. :) But no, if you know what "kawaii" translates as it's fairly specific.
You: as in
You: if you think of japan,
Stranger: Don't speak in Japanese to me, watch some anime instead.
You: Which one?
Stranger: Any that are popular with weeaboos these days.
You: so now it's come to WEABOO
Stranger: It's sort of all synonymous to me.
Stranger: Because it is, you just choose to apply a different adjective each time.
Stranger: Or noun.
You: tsun
Stranger: You KNOW.
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: I really don't understand your AZN acronyms.
You: It's not an acronym
You: it's an actual word
Stranger: Not in English, apparently.
You: well, who's fault is that? not mine
Stranger: Yes it is, you could have typed it in English instead of typing in Japanophile.
You: well, sometimes I like to decorate, per se
Stranger: :|
Stranger: An Asian word used, a Latin phrase used incorrectly.
You: ok, well
You: that was a mistake on my part
You: usually I'm good with english grammar
Stranger: Looks like you need to pay attention in English instead of to anime.
You: I get straight a's in english, fyi.
Stranger: *As.
You: does it matter?
Stranger: I love apostrophe's too though, they're s'o cool. Is'n't it?
Stranger: I was just pointing out irony.
You: I see that
Stranger: :D
You: now then....
Stranger: :DD
You: why do I feel I'm about to be shouted at....?
Stranger: What are you wearing today?
You: whatever you think I'm wearing, I'm not.
Stranger: That doesn't answer my question.
Stranger: Just detail what you're wearing.
You: yes, it does on my part
Stranger: But, when you aren't thirteen, and an adult (that's a mummy or a daddy, or a teacher!), asks you a question, you answer.
Stranger: MOSTLY>
You: this is a free country!
You: I have rights, too!
Stranger: Don't care.
Stranger: Let me guess.
You: whatever it is, no.
Stranger: A shirt with some "alternative band", perhaps?
You: exactly. No.
Stranger: I mean, you are probably tacky as fuck.
Stranger: So it doesn't really matter.
Stranger: But I am *curious*
You: Maybe I'm naked in my bathroom holding a laptop.
You: *sarcastic
Stranger: Then just tell me that?
Stranger: It'd answer the fucking question.
You: Take that lie for an answer, then
Stranger: Kay, I understand the typing now.
You: what is that supposed to mean?
Stranger: The fat rolls are falling over the laptop. ~
You: Are they now?
Stranger: Indeed.
You: that's amazing...
Stranger: This conversation = proof that all weeaboos are morons.
Stranger: x
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is what I'd say to him.
ALL WEEABOOS ARE NOT MORONS.
But man, that was fun.

 

[Worst Username Ever]

Stranger: hi
You: LOOK OUT!
You: HE'S BEHIND YOU!
Stranger: *ducks
You: RUUUUUUUUUUN!
You: HE'S GOT A GUN!
Stranger: *thrusts ninja sword backwards and into his abdomen, dropping to one knee
You: NOOO *dodges bullets*
Stranger: *smiling in that ultra cool sorta way, and twisting the sword once...twice...three times
You: Thanks!
Stranger: *pulling the sword out, wiping the blood on his jacket before sheathing the glinting steel blade
Stranger: No problem.
You: *goes up to enemy and kicks him in the nuts*
You: The final strike. X3
Stranger: Well done.
You: Thanks^^
Stranger: He had it coming, obviously.
You: Now, don't look, but I think there's someone else behind us too...
You: AND THIS GUY IS EVEN WORSE THAN THE PREVIOUS ONE!
Stranger: Perhaps we should start walking this way.
Stranger: Hmmm.
Stranger: How do you *find* these people?
You: Let's just say I get into a lot of bad stuff... heh heh...
You: No time for that! RUUUUUNNNN!
Stranger: apparently!
You: Wait... I know how I can defeat him...
You: GAME POWERS!
Stranger: Ahhh...crafty lad.
Stranger: <-ducking into a side alley, just in case your game powers are inadequate to the task
You: *tetris blocks starts falling down from the sky around enemy*
You: *A line disappears, taking the enemy's feet with it*
Stranger: Excellent strategy!
You: I know^^
You: A flower! Hmmm, maybe...
Stranger: orrrrr...how about *this*
You: *eats*
You: *clothes change into red and white*
Stranger: <-suddenly, a huge gorilla appears several stories overhead, throwing barrels down onto your hapless adversaries
You: I knew it... it was a fire flower.
You: *jumps over barrels*
You: *shoots fire at gorilla and enemy*
You: And now...
You: FALCON PUUUUUUUUNCH!
You: *punches enemy*
Stranger: A lean, mean, fighting machine indeed.
You: Hey, a star! I know this one!
You: *picks up star*
You: *starts blinking in many colors*
Stranger: You appear to have the situation well in hand, padawan.
You: *runs into enemy*
You: I pwned him there. Looks like we aren't going to see any more of him...
You: *enemy respawns*
You: WTF?
Stranger: Hmmm.
Stranger: How did I know that was coming?
You: Nooo... he's even POWERED UP!
You: *gets hit* Ouch...
Stranger: <-begins looking around for the exit to The Next Level
You: Heh, one second in your own thoughts and this happens...
You: Wait!
You: There's a switch at the end of the bridge!
You: First, get over here so you don't get hurt...
Stranger: <-quickly bouncing between the two walls of the alleyway, then summersaulting out and over The Big Bad Guy's head and sprinting to the bridge
You: On closer inspection, it's more like an axe...
You: *Kicks away axe*
You: *bad guy falls into lava*
You: YAY! WE DID IT!
You: *sees mushroom guy*
You: Mushroom guy: Thank you, but the princess is in another castle.
Stranger: All-righty then,...you have fun with your quest.
Stranger: I'm just gonna duck out and get me a bagel...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Ryan the Terrible]

You: Hey, I know you!
Stranger: no you dont
You: Yes!
You: Yes I do!
You: You're on the Cave of Dragonflies!
Stranger: nope im from dragcave
You: Well a lot of the people on TCoD are fans of DragCave.
Stranger: Really?
You: You're RandomTyphoon, right?
Stranger: nope
You: Notoriously Unknown?
You: Butterfree?
You: Mike the Foxhog?
Stranger: no O.o
Stranger: im not from the cave of dragonflies o.O
You: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ADMIT THE TRUTH?!?!?!?!
You have disconnected.

I love doing tricks like that on Omegle. It always gets people pretty mad when I persist at it. And I usually post the conversation on the forum I'm using in it. =D

You: Hello. Which Pokémon are you?
Stranger: im balbasar
You: i eat bulbasaurs
Stranger: eat me
You: im gonna eat you
You: *eats*
You: there. i eated you.
Stranger: eated
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ate
You: no eated! D<
You have disconnected.

This is another one of the trollings I do often on Omegle. I always do the same thing word-for-word up to the "there. i eated you" part. After that, I just go with whatever they say. They almost always say Pikachu, but I've gotten a Mew, a Bulbasaur (above), a Slowpoke, "dark vador", and Jigglypuff before. The Jigglypuff went way out of whack. It ate its way out of my body my singing to me and eating my genitals. o.0

Stranger: hey
Stranger: im irish..u?
You: American
You: Are you a leprechaun?

Stereotyping locations is also fun. Probably a bit rude, but also fun. xD

I've been trying to get a good take of another one, but it's tough to get a good one for this one. D8

 

[PokeNinja]

Back again with weirdness!
first I came across a complete... weirdo....

You: motteke serafuku!
Stranger: I am Edward Cullen.
Stranger: ***SPARKLESPARKLERSPARKLESPARKLE***
Stranger: ***SPARKLESPARKLERSPARKLESPARKLE***
Stranger: ***SPARKLESPARKLERSPARKLESPARKLE***
You: OMG NOOOOOO
Stranger: ***SPARKLESPARKLERSPARKLESPARKLE***
You: FTWWW
Stranger: Are you dead yet from the sparkles?
You: GOD
Stranger: ***SPARKLESPARKLERSPARKLESPARKLE***
You: NEVER!
Stranger: ***SPARKLESPARKLERSPARKLESPARKLE***

You: RENA RYUGU WILL KILL YOU
Stranger: (Is Buffy the Vampire Slayer here yet? ;D)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Actually, I had to shorten this because this dude was so long with his fucked sparkles.

Anyway, I ran across at least 5 perverts, and one otaku who happened to have the same likes as me. *pride*
Anyway, I'll come back to edit this post once I find some good stuff over are omegle. :3
Edit: I decided I wanted to play around with Touhou. XD

You: Marisa kirisame?
Stranger: I don't know who she is, but I heard she's HOT!
You: she is?
You: cuz she's a magician?
Stranger: That's what I heard.
Stranger: Magician's can be hot!
You: from who?
Stranger: People.
You: Some touhou fanatic I suppose
Stranger: I heard she knows how to make sausage disappear.
You: um....
You: no....
Stranger: In her vagina!
You: "caved!!"
Stranger: ?
You: Keine?
Stranger: I heard he's a gay.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Keine...? "he's" a she.

Then I decided to be Rena Ryugu (From Higurashi no naku koro ni XDD)

You: Rena
Stranger: jay
You: I am Rena Ryugu
Stranger: i am jay thompson
Stranger: u a girl??
You: Yes~
You: So cute
Stranger: what is??
Stranger: how old r u??
Stranger: ??
Stranger: age??
You: 17
Stranger: o cool cool
Stranger: i am also 17
You: I live in Hinamizawa, Japan.
Stranger: klkl u want to see my cock?
You: is it CUTE?!
Stranger: so peeps say it is
You: LIAR!!!
You: IT'S SUPER CUTE
Stranger: whats ya addy?
You: Hinamizawa, Japan.
You: it's in a village.
You: I'm lucky I have a computer
Stranger: no i mean your msn
You: I don't have Msn, I told you I live in a village!
Stranger: so u cant see my cock
You: Depends
Stranger: i really wanted to show ya
You: HOW CUTE IS IT
Stranger: proper cute
You: USODA!!
You: DX
Stranger: huh]
You: LIAR, IDIOT
You: BAKABAKABAKABAKA
Stranger: unless u have msn u cant see my big juicy cock
You: Don't be surprised if you find me at your window with a meat cleaver. Google my name (Rena Ryugu) when you get the chance. I'm going to stare at Keiichi-kun's water bear/.
You have disconnected.

hahaa

 

[Ryan the Terrible]

I finally got a good take of the one I was talking about.

You: where are you from?
Stranger: England
Stranger: you?
You: I am from my mother.
Stranger: well, yes
Stranger: That's true of pretty much everyone though.
You: Not really.
You: Not that one pregnant guy.
Stranger: Well, I suppose not.
Stranger: But that's kind of the exception, not the rule.
You: NO I REFUSE TO ACCEPT IT!
You have disconnected.

There we go! =D