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Relative strength of humans vs. Pokémon
Something I've noticed a lot of recently, though it's been around for years... where on Earth did people get the idea that the average Pokémon is unimaginably stronger than the average human?
To show just how ridiculous it's gotten... recently I saw someone suggest that something as weak as an Eevee would be able to kill or mortally wound a normal human with a single attack. Seriously, an Eevee? You've got to be kidding me.
Yes, a decent fully-evolved Pokémon is probably going to be stronger than a normal human, and many of them would probably be able to kill a normal human. And I'm sure that even a lot of unevolved Pokémon would be able to beat up some scrawny 10-year-old trainer who's never been in a fight in his life. But why would anyone in their right mind seriously think that ANY Pokémon, even something small and relatively powerless, could easily beat up a full-grown adult?
It just doesn't make any sense, and it's not at all supported by the canon material (by which I mean the games; I'm not familiar enough with the manga to say much about it, and I can't stand the anime.)
In Gold/Silver/Crystal and the remakes, a guy working for Team Rocket is capable of surviving a Hyper Beam from Lance's Dragonite without even being seriously injured (though it did hurt quite a bit and immobilize him for a while.) At point blank range. He was thrown into the wall by this, but his body was tough enough to stop the whole blast... the wall behind him isn't even damaged afterward!
There's nothing that suggests the Dragonite was holding back, either. If you want to hold back on the guy, why use Hyper Beam, one of the least holding-back attacks you can get? Why not just paralyze him with Thunder Wave, or hit him with a much weaker attack like Wrap or Dragon Rage?
They made him a Black Belt in HG/SS (I can't remember if he was originally or not), but still... he wasn't even knocked unconscious after a direct hit from one of the most powerful attacks there is, coming from a very strong Pokémon that had been trained by a very high-level trainer. If it takes that much power for a Dragonite to just immobilize one guy, what the hell could something like an Eevee do in that kind of situation? Charge in for an attack only to get roundhouse-kicked face-first into a wall and then flop down unconscious? Yeah, probably something like that.
And then you have one of the myths in D/P/Pt, where a human gets a sword and goes around killing Pokémon in such massive amounts that it's actually causing problems. I somehow doubt that this guy was only targeting weak Pokémon like Caterpies and Magikarps.
The Black Belt and the guy with the sword probably weren't really representative of what an average human can do, of course... but Team Rocket grunts are. Even the gruntiest of Rocket Grunts is capable of physically overpowering Slowpokes and cutting off their tails without being hurt in the process. Yes, Slowpokes are slow, but you'd think that the other Slowpokes would at least try fighting back after the first tail-cutting if they really were powerful enough to be a match for an average adult human.
Another of the Sinnoh myths outright states that humans kill and eat Pokémon. Yeah, they also believe that the Pokémon will magically regrow if you toss their bones in a river, but the important part is this: humans are capable of killing and eating Pokémon, and not just weak ones either (for example, Tauros/Miltank--they do have burgers, after all.)
Several Pokédex entires even mention Laprases being hunted, to the point where they nearly went extinct. A Lapras is a very large, very powerful, and very intelligent Pokémon... and on top of that, they live out in the ocean, so they're not even in a place where humans can get to them easily. If humans can frequently kill something as high up as a Lapras, why do so many people still think that far weaker Pokémon are more than a match for a human?
And finally, in the 1st-gen games, a bunch of Team Rocket grunts managed to kill a Marowak. Considering that none of their Pokémon (mostly Poison-types) would really be much of a match for a Marowak and they don't appear to be armed with anything lethal, this would imply that even a strong Pokémon like Marowak can still be beaten (and even killed) by a bunch of average unarmed human thugs.
Something I've noticed a lot of recently, though it's been around for years... where on Earth did people get the idea that the average Pokémon is unimaginably stronger than the average human?
To show just how ridiculous it's gotten... recently I saw someone suggest that something as weak as an Eevee would be able to kill or mortally wound a normal human with a single attack. Seriously, an Eevee? You've got to be kidding me.
Yes, a decent fully-evolved Pokémon is probably going to be stronger than a normal human, and many of them would probably be able to kill a normal human. And I'm sure that even a lot of unevolved Pokémon would be able to beat up some scrawny 10-year-old trainer who's never been in a fight in his life. But why would anyone in their right mind seriously think that ANY Pokémon, even something small and relatively powerless, could easily beat up a full-grown adult?
It just doesn't make any sense, and it's not at all supported by the canon material (by which I mean the games; I'm not familiar enough with the manga to say much about it, and I can't stand the anime.)
In Gold/Silver/Crystal and the remakes, a guy working for Team Rocket is capable of surviving a Hyper Beam from Lance's Dragonite without even being seriously injured (though it did hurt quite a bit and immobilize him for a while.) At point blank range. He was thrown into the wall by this, but his body was tough enough to stop the whole blast... the wall behind him isn't even damaged afterward!
There's nothing that suggests the Dragonite was holding back, either. If you want to hold back on the guy, why use Hyper Beam, one of the least holding-back attacks you can get? Why not just paralyze him with Thunder Wave, or hit him with a much weaker attack like Wrap or Dragon Rage?
They made him a Black Belt in HG/SS (I can't remember if he was originally or not), but still... he wasn't even knocked unconscious after a direct hit from one of the most powerful attacks there is, coming from a very strong Pokémon that had been trained by a very high-level trainer. If it takes that much power for a Dragonite to just immobilize one guy, what the hell could something like an Eevee do in that kind of situation? Charge in for an attack only to get roundhouse-kicked face-first into a wall and then flop down unconscious? Yeah, probably something like that.
And then you have one of the myths in D/P/Pt, where a human gets a sword and goes around killing Pokémon in such massive amounts that it's actually causing problems. I somehow doubt that this guy was only targeting weak Pokémon like Caterpies and Magikarps.
The Black Belt and the guy with the sword probably weren't really representative of what an average human can do, of course... but Team Rocket grunts are. Even the gruntiest of Rocket Grunts is capable of physically overpowering Slowpokes and cutting off their tails without being hurt in the process. Yes, Slowpokes are slow, but you'd think that the other Slowpokes would at least try fighting back after the first tail-cutting if they really were powerful enough to be a match for an average adult human.
Another of the Sinnoh myths outright states that humans kill and eat Pokémon. Yeah, they also believe that the Pokémon will magically regrow if you toss their bones in a river, but the important part is this: humans are capable of killing and eating Pokémon, and not just weak ones either (for example, Tauros/Miltank--they do have burgers, after all.)
Several Pokédex entires even mention Laprases being hunted, to the point where they nearly went extinct. A Lapras is a very large, very powerful, and very intelligent Pokémon... and on top of that, they live out in the ocean, so they're not even in a place where humans can get to them easily. If humans can frequently kill something as high up as a Lapras, why do so many people still think that far weaker Pokémon are more than a match for a human?
And finally, in the 1st-gen games, a bunch of Team Rocket grunts managed to kill a Marowak. Considering that none of their Pokémon (mostly Poison-types) would really be much of a match for a Marowak and they don't appear to be armed with anything lethal, this would imply that even a strong Pokémon like Marowak can still be beaten (and even killed) by a bunch of average unarmed human thugs.