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[shadow_lugia]

Today the Science Club and GEEK Club head (who also teaches chemistry, advanced chemistry, forensics, and physics) looked at my ThinkGeek t-shirt and burst out laughing, then went back into his classroom saying that he was going to "write that on the board for today."

The best part is he actually did.

We moved a teacher's entire classroom outside, placed everything in the right places as they would have been in the room. He held all his classes outside that day..

Genius.

 

[Flora]

APUSH=EPIC

I KNOW ISN'T IT? My teacher is one of the awesomest nuns ever, which means very amusing stuff tends to happen in our classes. For example:

Classmate: So, [random historical event, maybe the Proclamation of 1787 or something]. I love the [said historical event].
*everybody starts laughing*
Teacher: *jokingly* Oh, go get a life, [classmate].
*everyone bursts into hysterical laughter for about five minutes, except for said classmate who pretends to look offended*

Not to mention the whole "Iago is secretly in love with Othello" discussion in my English class last year. (I am not even kidding. One of my classmates actually came up with evidence that Iago secretly loved Cassio. My school is weird.)

And any time my friend has gummy worms, cause she gets scary hyper and weird things happen.

And this conversation during play last year:

Jeanine: *wearing a corset cause it's Beauty and the Beast and that was part of our costume* My boobs are too big for this.
Jess: Set them free!

 

[[O]]

So in our Physics class we have four people at our table. We used to be the Republic of Table Five, but one of us seceded from the Republic to form Vineelistan (his name is Vineel). Vineelistan is a terrorist communist country who continually engages in war against the Republic of Table Five. Our national bird is a plastic rooster that we all call the Cock.

Unfortunately that's pretty much the only interesting thing that happens at my boring school... T_T

Except that fact that pretty much every Asian takes at least four AP classes each year >__> except their freshman year. Then they take "only" two.

 

[Rai-CH]

Once in Year 7, a substitute teacher was yelling at us when the bell to go home went. The teacher the raced to the door and refused to let us leave. Instead the whole class climbed out the window and walked off.

Last term the Senior School Principal called a Year 10 assembly to talk about the very dangerous "nut tapping" and how it is "bloomin' ridiculous". While the talk was meant to be super serious, it was hard to take him seriously with his heavy Irish accent and the fact that one of the teachers behind him was laughing XD

 

[Chief Zackrai]

Our school is on an island on the Mississippi river, we were being given a tour when a hobo started yelling at my teacher to get off his lawn.

...lolwut? That has got to be the strangest thing I've ever read.

I think there is no way for me to top that.

 

[Phantom]

...lolwut? That has got to be the strangest thing I've ever read.

Yeah, as freshman we were getting a tour of the island by one of the history teachers. And some homeless person started yelling at the teacher to get off his property and he was waving a rather large stick at us.

High school was by far the best time of my life, those stories are a small handfull, we've got people walking around in medieval armor, teachers pulling pranks on kids, even this year, two years after I left I came back for homecoming.... found I apparently left an impression, the box was still in Mr. Gieske's room... lol, and when I went into a class of one of my old favorite teachers he ducked behind his desk mid lecture and said "Oh God make it go away" of course the class, sophomore's I think because I saw Macbeth books, started laughing their asses off even though they didn't know me. One of the kids asked what I did to him, and I started to tell the box story and the teacher stopped me and said, quote, "I don't want you giving them ideas!"

I KNOW ISN'T IT? My teacher is one of the awesomest nuns ever, which means very amusing stuff tends to happen in our classes.

Our teacher could never draw maps, but he always did, he drew the US once and it looked like a bloated elephant. I laugh and he says you do better. I say ok. I draw a picture of an X-Wing and turn it in and he ripped it up and yelled YOU GET A Z!


Our science club loved to put mild contact explosives on this one religion teachers door knob, she screamed so loud you could hear her in the next building.

I once climbed from the second floor to the lunch room... seriously if I ever get pictures of the room you'd understand, but I did that every day for a week until a teacher noticed and had a coronary.

EDIT FOUND A PICTURE

Second Floor to Lunch Area


Hard to see, but that's teh lunch room/theater/whatever else

You can see the second floor on the top right, I climbed from my locker there to the floor... it was fun... until I got caught. Never seen Ms. Barry get that red before.

 

[Flora]

Jeanine: *says something about having an environmental quiz today*
Jess (different Jess than above, there's too many): ...The quiz is tomorrow.
Jeanine: I was almost positive there's something due today!
Me: Our biome drawing-thing.
Jeanine: *fakes having forgotten completely about it*

and then, of course, there's the notes that Jeanine and I write each other: last week she was really sick and it wasn't a good day, so I wrote her a note to cheer her up. and then she wasn't feeling well again on monday (and plus our music teacher kept picking on her) so i wrote her another note, so now we're writing each other notes everyday, and the ones she writes me are hilarious. (apparently Tom Fletcher from McFly keeps crashing her world geography class?)

 

[Dannichu]

So. First Cultures of Embodiment seminar, and we ended up talking about how pornography is, generally speaking, an unrealistic depiction of sex. The seminar leader (our 'teacher') got very into this and said how "There's no seduction! It's just people fucking like animals!" and then there was the biggest tumbleweed/awkward turtle moment ever.

 

[Not Meowth]

"There's no seduction! It's just people fucking like animals!"

"There's no seduction! It's just people fucking animals!"

 

[Flora]

Oh yeah, I forgot the entire reason I was going to post here:

Me: *hugs Jeanine*
Jeanine: ...your hair smells nice.
Me: ...O_o

 

[Dannichu]

There's no seduction! It's just people fucking animals!

I confess that if he'd said that, we would probably have had the biggest awkward turtle in the history of humanity.

 

[brandman]

Well this is pretty funny I think. But first a warning. If your easily offended at certain words then you probably don't want to read this.

Well lemme tell you the back story. Every day at lunch, our 8th grade house administrator comes around different tables we're sitting at, and puts his hands starting on the shoulders, then goes down. And Smiles. The. Whole. While. On different people. About two max. for each table.

I have a friend, let's just call him Joe, for right here. Anyways "Joe" has a big mouth. I mean real big. And he never shuts up. And often, he gets in bg trouble for the things said.

Well, one day he came around our table and did his thing to a girl a couple of seats down from him, and then he yells, "Mr. Bob (name for story) stop touching little kids like that you gay ass rapist!"

He then came around, leaned in on Joe and asked, "What did you just say boy?"

Me and my other friends loled.

 

[shadow_lugia]

I love band.

Girl: "Estes Park beats us every year even though they always have a crap routine."
Guy: "They sleep with the judges."

And science.

Teacher: *reading from book* "The buzzing of a flying insect is not caused by any sound-producing organ, it is caused by the wings - well, duh!"

Me: "Did you know that you are never more than three feet away from a spider?"
Teacher: "No way." *walks to middle of room* "Where is that spider?"

 

[Flora]

So every so often I'll get my friend Jeanine a cookie or something, cause her lunch is so early (9:30). I got her one last week that she hadn't eaten cause she wasn't feeling well at the time. So we got into music today:

*not feeling well and annoyed at having music class*
*opens schoolbag and sees cookie*
*squeals happily*

Oh, and Jeanine did her line for a particular scene in our play and danced her way offstage. It's no secret how I wind up so entertained at school.

 

[Cap'n Sofa]

Lots of funny shit happens at my school. Lessee what happened today again...

The highlight of the day:

Ted (the teacher): *talking about Thomas Paine* ...and he wanted to get them rooting for team America.

Ben: AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

Ted: *looks at him for a second* COMIN' AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY YEAH! That's a great movie, you guys should see it. Anyway, back on topic.

 

[Flora]

So my friend (Jeanine again) is pretty big on British stuff. Like McFly, who happen to be her favorite band ever. She was showing us the music video to one of their song. And then this happened:

Nique: They're Americanizing!
Jeanine and Me: ?
Nique: Taio Cruz is in this!
Jeanine and Me: ...Taio Cruz is British.

And speaking of favorite bands, this happened on Saturday at a school-related and is what happens when Jeanine starts playing with my pedometer.

Jeanine: Since this is Rachel's pedometer, I'm gonna make it go up to 343. And then I'll make it 42 for me.
Nique: What the heck is the significance of 343?
Jeanine and Me: Nobody knows.

There are four people in the world who know why. They aren't telling. Knowing them, it's probably just cause it's 7 cubed.

 

[Cap'n Sofa]

Susannah (teacher): Don't be like "WHAT DID YOU GET WHAT DID YOU GET" about the paper, though.

Jack (Kapton Jack on TCOD): WHAT DID YOU GET WHAT DID YOU GET WHAT DID YOU GET

Max (other friend, playing along): Well, I got thome applethauth and cheetoth and a thammich--

Jack: I MEANT ON THE PAPER DUMBASS >:(

I love my friends.

 

[Kapton Jack]

Lots of funny shit happens at my school. Lessee what happened today again...

The highlight of the day:

Ted (the teacher): *talking about Thomas Paine* ...and he wanted to get them rooting for team America.

Ben: AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

Ted: *looks at him for a second* COMIN' AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY YEAH! That's a great movie, you guys should see it. Anyway, back on topic.

Also:
TED: Jesus Jack, your the one who said class was over why are you waiting for SOFA (lol bleeps)

JACK: I dunnoh

TED: I smell Siamese twins *raises eyebrows*

Jack: O-o

TED: GO TO CLASS

Sofa: DERP DERP DERP

 

[RespectTheBlade]

Well, I'm in one of the most awesome Science Olympiad events ever- Mission Possible. You have to build, frome scratch, a Rube Goldberg Machine. It has to complete certain tasks, and it has to be able to fit in a box that has been given to you. We attempted to begin to start something, but we're having a bit of trouble. Still awesome, though.

 

[Flora]

Me: We watched Hercules in Latin today-
Jeanine: *MAD DASH FOR THE LATIN ROOM*

And this:

Tori (aka adorable Cinderella): *happy as usual* Hey, hey, you, you *hands Guidance slip to Jess who wasn't in homeroom*
Jeanine: ...I don't like your girlfriend!
Tori: *death glare* I don't have a girlfriend. *resumes happiness*

*in history, brainstorming alphabetically on progressivism and currently on the letter x*
Teacher: For some reason I keep thinking xylophone.