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Open Size REALLY does matter

"I'm here." Kira gasps, "I have a good idea also, maybe we could get on a dresser so people could notice us? And who invited the beerheads?"
 
The rich guy who owns this place did *The room seems to be empty for the moment* Well, this is a good sign. We can take our time to cross the room instead of trying not to get killed *I then eat some of Violet's chip*
 
Violet looked around the bedroom. She walked into what seemed to be a huge log.
"Hey, look! It's a giant doom-Tootsie Roll! SWEET!! .... no pun intended."
 
*I sigh and find a cord* Hey, we could climb this *people start coming towards the room* ...They better not be drunk too *I start climbing fast*
 
Violet was already at the top, on the table.
"Come on! I turned on the computer! We can type a message!"
She struggled to move the mouse, and opened up Microsoft Word.
 
Drunk: *sees Microsoft Word open* Dude... Did a Ghost do that?
Stoned: Yeah, like, totally
Me: Great, now there are drunk and stoned people here... *They stumble towards the comp* VIOLET! GET AWAY FROM THERE NOW!
 
Violet desperately jumped on the keys, typing

"Help! FOR THE LOVE OF PIE, HELP US PL-"

She stopped and fled from the keyboard and hid behind a dictionary.
 
Stoned: Wow, a ghost just typed! Hey, ghost, what FLAVOUR pie?
Me: ...Either that guy is stoned beyond belief or is just dumb... Anyways... *I go hide under a hat quickly before I am spotted*

Meanwhile...

Drunk: *looks at the dresser and grabs Kira* Woah! What the hell!? *turns to the stoner* Hey, did you slip me weed or something, or is this girl actually tiny!?
 
Drunk: ...First time a hallucination has told me that I am, but, whatever *He tosses Kira on the bed, and him and the stoner leave*
Me: *shouts to Kira* ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?

[Just remember, there are still spots open!]
 
*I look and see a garder snake* ...Damnit!

(Yes, I know what you meant, Eevee, but I still think this makes it funnier :D)
 
"What? Brawl? No way. I hardly ever play that game."
Violet looked up at the real snake.
"Oh crap... WHERE'S AN ELF SWORDSMAN HERO GUY WHEN ONE NEEDS TO MAGICALLY APPEAR?!"
 
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