Suicide Game! =D

[Chopsuey]

I roast marshmellows and am pushed fall in. >_>

I drop the marshmellows that are now finely toasted.

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

I grab my trusty tiny wooden spoon and start to munch on them but then I discover that they are actually Mokey Mokey and then their friend who swallowed my Charizard comes and swallows me whole!!!

I drop my trusty tiny wooden spoon! (Oh hell, now that is seriously not good!!!)

 

[Wargle]

I examine the spoon but get a splinter in my thumb. I begin to flaily wildy and somehow slash my throat with the splinter.

I drop... A Kitten.

 

[Chopsuey]

I pet the kitten mistaking it for my cat, Aphrodite, but it isn't frienly so I make broiled kitteh soup and upon eating it discover that broiled kitteh soup is poisonous without shredded gold.

I drop some non-sense.

 

[Togetic]

The lack of sense kills me.

I drop a grammar Nazi.

 

[Chopsuey]

tha gramur notseh Keeyelz mii.

I drop... *Drum roll*... a drum roll!

 

[magnemite]

The drum head was actually my head and I get beaten to death by... Me? Anywho...
I drop a rubber chicken

 

[Togetic]

I whack myself with it until my death.

I drop a kilogram of pure iron.

 

[PinserPerson]

I avoid the iron, but it creates a landslide that kills me

I drop a barbie doll

 

[Calumon]

I run from its scary face into a building that's on fire.

I drop a spork.

 

[PinserPerson]

I die from confusion because that has been dropped before. :P

I drop a graduation hat

 

[Greed]

The graduation hat gets impaled in my head and I die
I drop a puppy

 

[Rex]

It happens that I am allergic to adorableness and I explode.

I drop a glass of water.

 

[Greed]

The glass of water manages to cause me to drown

I drop Sarah Palin

 

[gdoo]

Sarah Palin begins telling me all about her "retarded" baby. I then begin cutting myself with razors and die.

I drop my wallet!

 

[PinserPerson]

I find the wallet and buy everything. I then am overconfident in myself and I try to fly. I jump off a skyscraper and die

I drop an EOG test book

 

[Greed]

The test book falls in front of me open to the pre algerbra page and it's too much to handle so my head explodes

I drop a tie

 

[PinserPerson]

I put the tie on wrong and it strangles me

I drop an egg

 

[Vipera Magnifica]

A Omnomnosaur hatches and devours me

I take a deep breath

 

[Greed]

The deep breath wound up taking my oxygen from so I die

I drop a SNES