TAILSY: THE NEW SORTING HAT

[Slartibartfast]

Sort me! :D

 

[Thorne]

Sort me.

The fact that Tailsy is a hat means that hat is very sexy.

 

[PK]

I would like to be
Sorted into a school house.
Boogers are salty.

(Couldn't think of a witty third line.)

 

[Almost Eric]

*late to the party*

Sort me please.. ;n;

 

[Minnow]

*Insert wittiness*

Sort~

Incidentally, how many legs does your stool have, Tailsyhat?

 

[Jetx]

I put on my robe and sorting hat

xD

Sort me please :)

 

[Minish]

I LOVE YOU FOR MAKING THIS ;A;

Sort me please <3

 

[Dewgong]

sort? :3

 

[Tailsy]

J.T.: Hey, be careful with my seams! You'll rip them, clumsy GRYFFINDOR that you are.

Dragon: I'd wave back, but I don't have anything I can wave with, you foolish HUFFLEPUFF!

RandomTyphoon: Should I take that sexually, o glorious SLYTHERIN?

Leafpool: WHAT IS IT, MY GRYFFINDOR CHILD?

glitchedgamer: nyoro~n! Say cheese, RAVENCLAW!

Kali the Flygon: H-hey, buster, put me back!! You might be RAVENCLAW but you can't outsmart me!!

Notoriously Unknown: Are you easily distracted by shiny things, Miss HUFFLEPUFF? (Or perhaps you're a very good finder!)

Honalululand: How about you suck my d- I mean, hey there RAVENCLAW newbie...

Ramsie: You're not very talkative at all, are you? SLYTHERIN!

Kratos Aurion: Fine, I won't!

Charizard Morph: They're inflammable. You're in a magic school with magical curtains, durr, SLYTHERIN.

(Involuntary Twitch: Oooh - look at this, look at this! Rocketship Potter, Starkid Potter, Moonshoes Potter, traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!)

Blaziking: By any chance is it super-special awesome GRYFFINDOR ham?

Slartibartfast: Your use of emoticons leads me to think HUFFLEPUFF!

Male Gardevoir: Cheap come-ons don't get to me...! ... ! ... RAVENCLAW ...

PK Blue: Aww, your rhyme was beautiful. Like a sonnet swirling around my ribcage that I don't have because I'm a hat. HUFFLEPUFF!

Almost Eric: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO
I mean, SLYTHERIN.

Minnow: Three, RAVENCLAW! I'm very fragile!

Jetx: Don't laugh, I was very traumtised by that experience. ): GRYFFINDOR!

Cirrus: I LOVE YOU THE MOST secretly. Yes. Mostly because you're a RAVENCLAW.

Dewgong: Your adorable :3 face is planning on killing us all, isn't it, SLYTHERIN?

 

[Koori Renchuu]

I'd like to be sorted, oh great piece of enchanted fabric!

 

[Bluberry Bat]

Nyoro~N :3 Yes Yes place me, Gihihihihihihihi~

 

[Worst Username Ever]

Oooh, sort me and stuff.

 

[Pikachu]

Sort me, talking hat of wonders.

 

[Minkow]

HAT
ON ME
SO SORT

 

[Thanks for All the Fish]

RandomTyphoon: Should I take that sexually, o glorious SLYTHERIN?

Only if you want it to be ;D ..

....no? o:

 

[goldenquagsire]

Don't bother sorting me. Hogwarts is for pansies. Durmstrang is where it's at, bitches.

fuck dat shit, it's all about Beauxbatons.

however, since my French is rather shitty, I have to keep my options open.

o! great tailsyhat, sorteth this humble mortal.

 

[ignore_this_acct]

I killed my friend with avada kadavra

 

[Tarvos]

Sort me, please.

 

[Blastoise Fortooate]

Yippee, Ravenclaw. *coughs and splutters, falls on floor*

And my head isn't small, by any definition.

 

[Charizard Morph]

Charizard Morph: They're inflammable. You're in a magic school with magical curtains, durr, SLYTHERIN.

This goes perfect with my plot to take over the world.