TAILSY: THE NEW SORTING HAT

[Involuntary Twitch]

I put on my robe and sorting hat

 

[Coloursfall]

Sort me, oh mighty hat! :D

 

[hopeandjoy]

I... Can't come up with anything witty. *tear*

 

[Dinru]

Uh... can I be sorted too? 'Cause uh. I'd like to go to Hogwarts. Yeah. ~~~

 

[Flora]

*insert obligatory "do me!" phrase here* Yeah, just sort me.

 

[Tailsy]

Walker: Totally, like, a RAVENCLAW or something! Woww, how do you like, even answer all those weird riddles?

Flareth: I only have four, I'm not prone to getting lost! HUFFLEPUFF!

Jolty: YOUUU just got served! Into GRYFFINDOR, that is.

GiratinaGiratina: Your lack of a nose is confusing, Mr. SLYTHERIN for you!

Involuntary Twitch: I told you to leave me the hell alone, GRYFFINDOR!

Full Metal Cookies: What's with all the mighty stuff, anyway. I'm only going to tell you you're a HUFFLEPUFF, after all.

Ketsu: Well gee, you ruined your chance for one certain house already, didn't you? Just as well you're a HUFFLEPUFF.

Dinru: It would totally be cool, right? Even cooler for you, seeing as you're a RAVENCLAW.

Flora and Ashes: FINE. FINE, I WILL. SLYTHERIN! Now don't make another innuendo at me!

 

[J.T.]

*puts on hat!Tailsy*

 

[Dragon]

oh oh right here *waves at Tailsy!hat*

 

[Thanks for All the Fish]

TAILSYHAT

ONE MORE THING

...will you sit on me please :>

 

[Autumn]

TAILSYHAT

 

[glitchedgamer]

*Puts Tailsy on head*

Was not expecting to type that when I logged in.

 

[Flora]

Hmm, I suppose Slytherin fits me; I can be pretty ambitious if I want.

 

[Kali the Flygon]

Oooh, where can I go? *steals tailsyhat*

 

[Notoriously Unknown]

OOOOOOH. O.O

Well you know what to do. :3

 

[H-land]

I insist that you sort me, John.

 

[Ramsie]

Sort me, if you please.

 

[Phoenixsong]

Don't bother sorting me. Hogwarts is for pansies. Durmstrang is where it's at, bitches.

 

[Charizard Morph]

Hmmm.
Sort me, or i'll set all of hogwarts curtains on fire.

 

[Involuntary Twitch]

Don't bother sorting me. Hogwarts is for pansies. Durmstrang is where it's at, bitches.

Durmstrang? Whyever would you go to Durmstrang, when you could settle for so much more! I'm telling you, this is my last year at this here dump of a school, because next year, my father is sending me to Pigfarts!

...What's Pigfarts? Only the best wizarding school in the galaxy! And the headmaster isn't some dumb old coot like Dumbledore. No! The headmaster of Pigfarts is RUMBLEROAR! Who is a lion! That talks!

...Never heard of Pigfarts, you say? Well that's
because
Pigfarts
is
on
MARS!!!!

 

[Blaziking the God General]

*Insert witty comment including the words 'TailsyHat' 'sorting' 'Hogwarts' and 'ham'*