Re: Tales of Symphonia Evolution Mafia [DAY 1]
Final vote count:
1 Karkat Vantas
3 abstain
15 I liek Squirtles
They're still arguing when the sun begins to dip below its zenith, talking in circles, repeating themselves and leveling accusations that run the spectrum from baseless to valid to paranoid. They almost don't hear him speak up, especially after he'd been quiet for so long: “Uh, hi! I don't want any trouble and I want to help, so I just thought I'd let you know that, uh, my name is Emil and I have a secret...”
It's amazing, really, how the prospect of total annihilation by a bitter elder god has a way of giving a confused, arguing group some instant common ground. He only gets halfway through his secret before the first scream rings out through the streets: “Kill him!” In seconds more than half of the others have taken up the cry, their previous disagreements all but forgotten and everyone all but the best of friends in the face of this more immediate threat.
I liek Squirtles says nothing in his defense. Perhaps he's willing to accept his apparent guilt, or, as is more likely, he's stunned into silence by the sudden and overwhelming hostility. (He was only trying to help! What gives?) Whatever the reason, there is no struggle when they drag him out to the smear of blood where Negrek's corpse had been until recently. Seritinajii tries to calm the others down, insisting that Squirtles might better learn to be a helpful Vanguard-hunter if they just give him some time alone with the kid, but the mob will not be dissuaded and in the end he is forced to look on as Wargle does the deed. “Good-bludgeony-night, scum,” she snarls, and after two minutes' overenthusiastic work with a large stick Squirtles is unrecognizable and very definitely bludgeonsleeping. No one thinks to comment on how her witty one-liner might've been more appropriate for an actual Vanguard member's execution; they're a little too preoccupied with the fact that they can taste breakfast again.
I liek Squirtles is dead. He was not mafia.
Day will begin in ~52 hours (I'm ending day while in class and should probably be paying attention to that instead of rereading/counting your posts, so you get a bit of extra time) or when all actions are in.
And just as a friendly reminder,
you do not have actions/powers/rainbow sparkles until I say so. It's kind of hilarious how confident some of you guys are without even waiting for my judgment on the matter. Sit back and watch as I
crush your dreams
(tehSR, could you click the "join game" link at the bottom of the player list
here, just for completeness's sake? It should be there now if it wasn't before. Thanks.)