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TCoD: The Café of Doom

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*finally beats Boss Battles on Intense*

*attention goes back to the real world*

*looks up slowly*

...

Well, well, looks like I gots meself a li'l dirtay. I'm-a take a quick, dressed shower, boys. An' honestly? I think you seem jes a tad jealous, for some reason. Hey, guys, I won't steal your time in the limelight if y'all just go grab some for yourself, without hurting somebody else's feelings.

Although I must admit, you two are some reeeeal cuties.

*goes to staff dressing room*
 
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Oh no it's Mimi!

Oh my gosh you dummy head! The was like my favoritest vase! You owe me ten thousand rupees!

Aw damnit *Hands over rupees*

What? you broke my wonderful curse! *Explodes*

Anyway...
 
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You're doing it all wrong now. Just look at the mess you made! It's time to Brawl! (Takes out remote and nunchuck) Let's get it on!
 
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MR GAME-AND-WATCH FTW! Or Metaknight, Ganondorf, Ike, Luigi...

Anyway, can I have some grapefruit juice?
 
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Me? Cute?

Are you kidding? He's one of the ugliest beings ever to walk the earth! Just looking at him would cause your eyes to peel -

Carnage...

- and your skin to melt. He is so hideously ugly that -

Carnage!

- even the Elephant Man pales in comparison! Why, you should've seen him yesterday after -

CARNAGE!!!!!

What?
 
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Okay, I'm clean now. Rupees look dim in water :<

Oh, Brawling without me, are you? Well, that's fine, I'll just...

...you know, I was going to say something randomly insane, but I realised I'm kinda hungry.

Oi, whoever's behind the counter at the moment! I'd like a big helping of rice and stroganoff! And icy water! With a lemon slice! You got that? Thank you!
 
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Leave him alone, foo.

And just what are you doing? *is still watching a panicking Berserk Other Zora*

Waiting for マㄖㄎク - クン.

...You're waiting for Japanese symbols. Riiiiight. >>

<< No I'm not.

Then explain マㄖㄎク - クン.

It's someone's name.

Suuuure it is. And I'm-

*smacks into Darkness* HALP DDDDDDDD:
 
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Oh no it's Mr. Sitrus!!

*Throws proccesed vitamin "C"s at the strange man* Take that!

Don't worry! Mr. Sitrus hates proccessed vitamin "C"s!
 
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I would but my games are all packed up except for Diamond and Fire-red.

*facepalm*
*facepalm*

What?

You're supposed to be face palming with us, you know...

Oh. *facepalm*
 
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Well then, I'll just fix something myself *trots to kitchen*

Great thing about these clothes is that they don't absorb fluids and are easy to wash :D
 
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Who is this Mr.Sitrus I've been hearing about? *watches a strange old man getting it by vitamins* Okaaay... I'm going back to the nut house... TO GET SOME CASHEWS!
 
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Mr Sitrus, you're goin' DOWN!
That was a long bathroom break.
I thought I killed you in therapy!
...You did...
Then how are you here?!
Because the toilet revived me...
*facepalm*
*facepalm* Did I do it right?
No.
 
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I'm back with the cashews! *pulls lever and thousands of cashews fall on everybody*
 
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Oh no! Cashews! My one weakness! I'm melting! Ahhhhhhhh! *Melts into a puddle*
 
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Ah, that was good.

Oh, what's this, now?

Aw, now the floor gets all salty...

Oh well, better nab some snacks :3 Hey, no playing Wii with salty or greasy fingers!
 
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