TEAM EDWARD vs TEAM JACOB

[Minish]

Edward, because in MY CREATIVE INTERPRETATION (of the movies) he is ridiculously awkward and nerdy with no social skills, doesn't have a clue how to behave around this mystery called 'women' and honestly has no idea how creepy he is. And that's kind of cute in its own pathetic way.

OH MY GOD this is exactly what my own interpretation is. :D I actually quite like Edward in my own headcanon, from the movies, because he's just so adorably creepy without knowing it. Plus I like the idea that Bella/Edward is actually supposed to be a really messed up supernatural relationship.

...of course, SMeyer is an idiot and genuinely seems to think everyone should go out of their way to be like Bella/Edward, which just completely ruins the sort-of-okay books for me.

Then again, her werewolves are a lot better than vampires, but probably because they're all fluffy and adorable whereas the vampires are just... wtf.

 

[Involuntary Twitch]

I found this.

ahhhh that's awesome! I've had the plotbunny for a while of rewriting the plot of Twilight with a snarky, nerdy, and self-aware Bella, and maybe incorporating Butterfree's interpretation of Ed while I'm at it. Would any of you read that?

 

[Autumn]

I've had the plotbunny for a while of rewriting the plot of Twilight with a snarky, nerdy, and self-aware Bella, and maybe incorporating Butterfree's interpretation of Ed while I'm at it. Would any of you read that?

YES YES that would be awesome.

 

[ultraviolet]

You guys should really read Nightlight. It's basically Twilight only amusing and about half as long.

 

[Saith]

Crap I'm late. D :

Anyway, team Tommy-Ray, 'cause you know, he's the death kid.

Or on-topic:

Emotionally-abusive stalker who's beauty doesn't corrupt in-canon but has retarded people in reality. Or a whiny, needy pedophile who does actually mind-control but who not many fangirls actually like.
I'm gonna go with Jacob, 'cause he can actually do it doggy-style. Even if that is a terribly lame pun.

 

[nothing to see here]

I've always been a proud member of Team Not-Caring-At-All-About-Shipping.

As for a real answer... I really don't know enough about Twilight to say either way.

I've never read any of the books or seen any of the movies... so pretty much all I know is random stuff I've heard from TV, other people, and the Internet: the vampires are sparkly and have toxic bodily fluids (yet somehow they can get girls pregnant anyway, instead of just making them sick), Edward's dad is a doctor, the werewolves are from some Native American tribe and don't get along with the vampires for some reason, and they all live somewhere in Washington.

 

[HolyLugia912]

I think both are very stupid.