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The Brain-Hurting Fanfic Pairing Generator!

If we're doing weird pairings you've seen before, then I have some fun/trauma-causing ones.

Ed x Everyone in FMA Ever. I have seen like, everyone at least once with him (INCLUDING Manga!Ed x Anime!Ed). poor Ed.

Roy Mustang x Edgeworth - I thought it was amusing.
Ed x Saskue (from Naruto)
Ed x Neji (Also from Naturo)
Ed x Gaara (what's with the Naruto crossovers, geeze.)
Human!Alphonse x Armour!Alphonse x Alfons Heiderich - Most of the stuff I've seen of this is my own doing though. Lots of cracky drabbles.

..yeah I can't think of any more. and those are all FMA, uh.
 
Hehe, fine. I play my Oldbag/Bikini (both from PW) card XD

Only marginally less disturbing was the Elphaba/Dillamond fic I accidentally stumbled across a few months back. Up till then, the Wicked fandom had seemed to be strangely normal (unless you count Munchkins/Oompa Loompas, which is more of a WoO crossover than anything).

Oh, and ages ago I found an Azumanga fic that was listed as (I couldn't bring myself to read it) something to the effect of Sakaki/Kamineko (the biting cat) with a side of Kaorin/Kimura (the creepy, creepy man). And other than the far, far too common Nyamo (the PE teacher)/Chiyo fics (I've seen loads of these and I just don't get it @.@), most Azu fanfiction is pretty mellow.

I've read every possible HSM pairing, and aside from the occasional sexually abusive parents/teachers, it's all fairly normal. Okay, Ryan gets paired with Sharpay with an alarming frequency, but I find that more weird because he's gayer than gay than the author's describing him sleeping with his sister.

Aaaaah I've just remembered a Misato/Penpen fic I found aaaages ago while browsing for NGE fics on LJ. I thought I'd erased that from my miiiind.

And I've seen (but not read) some highly creepy Super Smash Bros pairings; mostly involving Mario or Bowser or Captain Falcon or Fox or whoever - with Pichu. Maybe there's a reason Nintendo took him out of SSBB.

I really don't like looking at even the descriptions of person/inanimate object stuff, because some of the stuff I've seen has really freaked me out. One in particular where the object was a loaded gun and... you might be able to guess how that ended. x.x

...massive apologies for anyone whose mind I just broke with any of the above.
 
Moaning Myrtle (HP)/Gretchen Weiners (Mean Girls) what the heck.
Mickey Mouse/Lemony Snicket (A Series of Unfortunate Events) no. just... no
An Orc (LotR)/Naruto no no no.
Misty (Pokemon)/Nanmu (Utena)
Jareth (Labyrinth)/The Noo-Noo (Tellytubbies)
Spyro the Dragon (Spyro the Dragon)/Black Rabbit of Ina (Watership Down)
Spider-Man/Dr. Frankenstein (Hammer Films)
Dragon (Shrek)/Tony Rodriguez (NYPD Blue) (okay, no clue who the other guy is, but with Dragon...?)
Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)/Robbespierre

...okay I'll stop now.
 
Aw man stop tempting me with the Frank/Max thing or I'll
I'll
I'll
draw it.

surskitty said:
this thread would be significantly better if it was simply "post horrible pairings you've found porn for.
Click to expand...
I mostly read political slash and Housefics. Guess which one has brought forth awesome/terrible results!

I'm not very adventurous, and most of the Housefics are cool (House/Wilson, of course!). I particularly remember one where House and Wilson go to this Dinner in the Dark thing (exists irl) and all sorts of wacky adventures ensue. I wish I could find it again.
A fanfic I love purely for the 'hahaha, what' factor is one where Wilson is driving House to
his dad's funeral
and House keeps pestering him and telling him he has to pee. So they stop at this roadside diner to go to the bathroom and both get violently raped by truckers.

Politislash has brought me much joy, I won't deny it (though there's a cruel lack of Putin or Cameron, and by lack I mean I've never found anything with them in it). i quite enjoy Kerry/Edwards, but some one-offs I've read that made me laugh (and I know/hope they were written jokingly) were Blair/Brown and Chirac/Bush. I've read a Gore/Bush one but it was well-written and pretty hot so it's cool.
I've also read Obama/Biden, Obama/Rahm, Obama/Edwards/young!Bill Clinton and Colbert/Stewart and I liked it. You may now lose all respect for me.

Oh, I've also read David Miscavige/Tom Cruise and it was awesome. So awesome I started a comic based off it but never finished it.
Another one that broke me deeply was Hugh Laurie/Stephen Fry mPreg where Stephen gives birth to Oscar at the end. It's horrible but utterly hilarious and I wish to send it to everyone on this forum.

I've also browsed 'Allo 'Allo (it's always Gruber/René. Always) and Blackaddder (General Melchett/George mostly) fanfic and let me tell you, some things should just get left intact by fanfiction. Seriously.
 
Hyatt (Excel Saga)/Number 6 (The Prisoner) Oh arceus.
James Bond/Bridget (Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants) O - O
Arthur Penhaligon (Keys to the Kingdom)/Mal Reynolds (Firefly) Can't see this happening anytime soon... never read Keys to the Kingdom...
Christine Daae (Phantom of the Opera)/Mike Nelson (MST3K) At this I WTF.
Meowth (Pokemon)/Valerie Warner (Jake 2.0) ... *twitch*


And the WTFiest one yet...

Vernon Dursley/Lady Shiva (Batman)
 
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