The IM Thread

[Worst Username Ever]

So, me and a friend. Talking. When it's late at night and we're both really bored.
So our conversations are... weird and nonsensical. (I'm Zanreo)

Zanreo says:
"I'm a base belonging to all of you?
sigrid says:
x 3
Zanreo says:
and "You must be able to come some time". Sound like he wants them to come over for a visit.
aww, guess he just wants friends.
sigrid says:
aww
Zanreo says:
yeah... that must be it.
google translate knows all your secrets.
That's it! Their bad translation is simply a cover-up for the secrets they tell!
So... Bowser IS a shopping cart!
I KNEW IT!

Zanreo says:
Well, NOW WE KNOW.
sigrid says:
WE MMUST WARN THE MASSES
Zanreo says:
yeah!
TO THE BANANAMOBILE
sigrid says:
durururunn
Zanreo says:
Hey, everyone! The Zero Wing game is really a cover-up for furry porn! Google Translate told us so!
...why is no one taking us seriously?
sigrid says:
must be the mustaches
Zanreo says:
...probably. what to do now?
sigrid says:
make everybody grow mustaches! that way, we're not the only ones!
Zanreo says:
yeah!
HAIRGROWTHJUICE! On everyone's faces!

Zanreo says:DO YOU KNOW WHO YOUR CAPTAIN, WE TRIANGLE AND MOVING.
sigrid says:
triangle... triforce? 0o
Zanreo says:
I think that's all we need to know.
Oh yes, they want the Triforce too.
Now, whose secrets are we gonig to find out?
sigrid says:
waldo 0o
Zanreo says:
yeah!
We just need to find a sentence..
sigrid says:
where's waldo?
Zanreo says:
...didn't work at first, trying again
"And Where?"
...yeah, WHERE indeed.
sigrid says:
o.o
Zanreo says:
...now it's just "where".
...IT'S EATING WORDS.

It all makes sense in context, I swear. Somehow.

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

My attempts to make Zora reduce her TVTropes tabs.

Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:06 PM):
*I challenge you, Zora.
*To get down to 7.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:07 PM):
*Will you accept?
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says (7:07 PM):
*I ACCEPT.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:09 PM):
*VERY WELL!
*Then we shall see if you have the superior balls.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says (7:09 PM):
*And I do.
*Made it to 6!
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:10 PM):
*...Gasp.
*Zorielle, you've defeated the challenge!
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says (7:10 PM):
*I DO have the superior balls!
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:10 PM):
*;;Bows down to them;;
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says (7:10 PM):
*You bowed to my balls.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:12 PM):
*Because they are superior to mine.

 

[Zora of Termina]

Yeah, just a warning; this gets... nuts.

Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
But of course~@
!*
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
And red haired and foxy if it's you.
I don't mean foxy in that... other way.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
But sometimes that way too.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
It just made me think of this show in the 1970's.
Called Foxy Zor.
That involves you going around and saying "jive turkey" a lot.
And busting bad guys.
With a big afro.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Big red afro. And a disco jumpsuit.
Because the 70's.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
With a gun.
And you wear fox ears atop your huge afro.
And platform shoes.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
And bitchin' sunglasses.
And maybe a mustache. Just because.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Moustache of Power.
I imagine it's a big plot point.
That the bad guys are always after.
And allows you to do Epic Magical Bad Shit.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Bad-ass you mean.
Them bad guys's some jive turkeys.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Yes, yes they are.
Do I get to join in the fun too?
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Absolutely. You're the Chief.
And you hang around the precinct all day.
And call me when the bad guys are at large again.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Do I do anything else? Do I get to kick ass too?
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Oh yes, you get your big damn heroes moment.
The bad guys have me cornered and my gun is across the room...
They're about to take the Mustache Of Power...
when suddenly...
BANG! BANG! BANG!
They all fall to the floor,.
And there you are, with the gun. And your own afro.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
...That is just... too awesome for words.
I was laughing aloud the entire time.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
I am now picturing Biancalett with an Afro.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
With the hat looking so tiny atop the afro.
And Zoren with an afro too.
And N-Flareth being one of the bad guy jive turkeys at first, also afroed.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
But then halfway through the season, we find out the truth about Flareth N.
And she Heel Face Turns.
And we learn the identity of our true villain!
(...crap who should Ghetsis be
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
...Ghetsismarkus?
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Yes.
And he comes and he abducts me.
And there's a whole arc about Flareth N and Chief Lett going to save me.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
We are the FLARELETT TEAM!
With guns and doing backflips and shit.
And we use the catamaran to travel to places to try to find you.
Whilst having a Monster of the Week until PLOT DEVELOP!
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Absolutely. And the Gym Leaders all make minor appearances.
All with Afros.
(I'll be right back
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
...Lenora with an afro.
(Okay!)
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
(Back.
...Oh my god.
And the Striaton Gym Leaders as like... Charlie's Angels.
With those Cyber Ninjas as their Evil Counterparts.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Zora, you are a genius.
I'm imagining each of them posing.
Holding their monkeys like guns.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
And the monkeys are dressed like they're out of Happy Days, of course.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
But of course! Because that was made in the 70's/
.*
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
...Fridge Brilliance.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
I just had some of that myself too.
And then like, Lady Gag-
I MEAN NO NOT HER THAT'S BEFORE THE 70'S!
AFTER*
That Gym Leader who RESEMBLES a person who does not exist yet...
She's like, a hippie.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Totally a hippoe.
...Hippie*
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
...XD
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
x3
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
And the E4 and Alder, they both must appear too. Each with afros.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Absolutely.
They're part of Chief 'Lett's Elite Forces.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
I only call them when things are getting bad with Ghetku.
And his Hydreigon (also sporting an afro and a big tie-dyed hat) is getting too tough.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
His Hydreigon can be that Mini Moonwalker girl.
Since they seem to talk a lot.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
...Totally. Lots of rainbows on her too.
So then like, Ghetku is holding you hostage.
And FLARELETT and the ELITE FORCES must rescue Foxy Zor.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
With help from CHARLIE'S GYM LEADERS!
And Charlie is that Rotation Battle guy in Driftveil city next to the market.
The biker.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Oh yeah, I know him.
He makes us all fight a Rotation Battle to try to confuse Ghetku.
And Moondreigon.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
But then... he sends out... FOXY ZOR HERSELF.
And I've been transformed.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
...Into a Zoroark?
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Yes.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
But we don't know it's you at first.
Because you're using Illusion to imitate one of his Pokémon.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
I'm imitating Mawile the Archeops.
Because he tlks to her a lot too.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Ah yes, of course! So we go to hit you, and then...
GASP, SUDDENLY, FOXY ZOR!
And then we get into this whole existential crisis about whether or not we should fight you.
But you are so powerful, you wipe us all out. And it seems like no hope when...
HEE HEE HEE!
It sounds across the area.
It's...
MOON PANTHER AND HALAN!
WITH DOCTOR ED!
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
And behind her is THE HOE FORCE TASK SQUAD!
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
They just time travelled from Kanto.
Yes, oh yes. All of them have come to save you.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Sable and Anna the Riolu at the forefront.
And then Kat and Doctor Ed.
Sunflower/Jody minds Sheila for me. And Dark Shocktail with a Raichu and a Cinccino.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Ghetku is all angry, he's like: "I WILL KEEP FOXY ZOR FOREVER!"
And Halan says:
"...Nyet. Ya no."
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
And they all have afros.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Big ones.
Doctor Ed manages to remove the Moustache of Power from Ghetku.
Weakening him significantly.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Totally.
And then Sable goes at him while you and N Flareth try to free me from my mind control
But
You can't figure out the Mustache of Power!
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
It's too complicated...
Because it involves knowing the square root of @w@
And that face has traumatized me since I was a child.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
So it's up to Flareth N?
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
So I freeze, crying my eyes out.
Yes.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Of course it is.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
She needs to harness the power of waffles.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
But Ghetku is just about to win over the Hoe Force Task Squad, when...
SUDDENLY, FOXHOG!
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
PLAYER FOXHOG!
And he's all: "YES!"
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
And they engage in epic battle, while the Task Squad comes to my aid.
But as Ghetku is about to be defeated...
THE SAGES ARRIVE!
With the all of Team Plasma behind them.
And it looks hopeless for our heroes, until...
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
...until Dumbledore appears.
In a blast of FIYAH.
And then BURN BABY BURN DISCO INFERNO starts playing.
BUT he won't help us until we capture him! What will we do now?!
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
PLAYER FOXHOG STEPS UP!
And he says.
"..."
And the battle begins!
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
PLAYER FOXHOG is very lazy.
So he just tosses his Master Ball.
To show Dumbledore he has a superior ball.
It works.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
But now we have Dumbledore on our side!
And he comes out again.
Ahnd Team Plasma... doesn't look intimidated, until...
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
A giant disco ball comes up from the ceiling.
N Flareth suddenly sees the ball and manages to figure out the meaning of waffles.
She has done it! She now knows how to use the Moustache of Power!
She puts it on... and figures out its true ability... which is...
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
...DONUTS!
Donuts come raining from the sky!
And the smell snaps me out of mind control.
And so I turn on the sages, and go for the nearest one 'cause I'm still transfoprmed.
Flareth N heals up the Task Squad and they go after the rest...
But PLAYER FOXHOG is about to lose!
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
WHAT?! OH NO!
I am still crying really loudly, remembering my childhood trauma from the @w@... and then... Doctor Ed uses his special doctor abilities to figure out that...
THE TEARS OF A LETT, THEY CAN...
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
SUMMON VICTINI!
And then suddenly, EPIC MOTORCYCLE CHASE MUSIC!
As Chief Lett sees, and chases after it!
Because if they can get Victini, PLAYER FOXHOG MIGHT JUST BE ABLE TO WIN!
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
So I jump up on my motorcycle.
...Which somehow appeared.
And chase Victini all over N Flareth's castle.
Epically, with loud music playing.
BUT WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
We are! Because the army is slowly advancing, despite Dumbledore's best efforts.
But then...
FLARETH SENDS OUT ZEKROM!
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
THE DARK LORD HAS APPEARED!
But he is on our side. And him and Dumbledore team up together, overcoming their painful feud, to buy us just a little more time... when... the road on which I'm riding my motorcycle... it ends.
Uh-oh.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
I see it, and use my Illusion powers to make it look like more road appears!
But the motorcycle is really flying!
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Because it turns out that I stole the motorcycle from Sirius Black.
And I ACTIVATE THE ROCKET BOOSTERS!
They give me enough speed to catch up to Victini.
But rather than capturing it in Pokéball, I...
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
You make a grab for it with your bare hands!
And you manage to nab it just long enough for a Dream Ball to appear and catch it!
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
I throw it and it's a CRITICAL CAPTURE!
Only one ball shake, and DING! I've GOT VICTINI!
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
You THROW THE BALL DOWN TO PLAYER FOXHOG JUST AS HE'S ABOUT TO FALL OFF THE PLATFORM THAT SOMEWHOW GOT THERE
AND HE BOUNCES BACK UP AS HE CATCHES IT!
And the battle is back on!
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Ghetku is getting tired of all these PLOTALLY CONVENIENT THINGS happening to us!
So he decides to have Moondreigon use her secret weapon...
The RAINBOW BEAM!
And then it..
...*
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
...Strikes PLAYER FOXHOG in the chest!
And he goes tumbling.
Looks like it's up to Chief Lett! Ah, but wait, who's that?
IT'S CHARLIE'S GYM LEADERS!
They proceed to...
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
DANCE! Because they get power from the Disco Ball.
And their theme music plays.
And suddenly instills CONFIDENCE in Chief Lett who was previously crying about her trauma with the Horrid Face.
Their dance also manages to weaken the sages and allow everyone to overcome them!
So now it's just Ghetku who's left....
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
But he suddenly THROWS A MIND CONTROL BALL AT DUMBLEDORE!
And now we have to face him.... and the great Wizard Reshiram.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Not only that, but N Flareth loses her ability to use the Moustache of Power.
And faints, because she cannot fight her OWN DADDY!
And with her, the Dark Lord also faints.
Oh NO!
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Whatever will our heroes do?!
I make a mad grab for the Mustache of Power!
But I stop just short of it, and fall to the ground.
The Cyber Ninjas shot me!
And they're just about to go for a killing blow...
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
When the HOE FORCE TASK SQUAD STANDS IN FRONT OF YOU AND TAKES THE BLOW!
They use a DONUT as a shield.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
The donut shatters!
And the shards pin the Cyber Ninjas to the ground.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
But the shards also pin down everyone else, including the Hoe Force Task Squad, Charlie's Gym Leaders, and Chief Lett's Elite Forces. So it's up to FOXY ZOR AND CHIEF LETT!
The only ones left standing!
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
I manage to stand up and get in one last strike against Ghetku before I fall into a slump on the throne.
Looks like it's just Chief Lett now!
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
WHAT?! ME?! OH NO!
The Confidence of the Charles' Gym Leaders is wearing off!
And Ghetku is approaching, Dumbledore at his heels...
What is a Lett to do?!
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Suddenly... RAINBOWS!
A shield of rainbows blocks off Ghetku!
It's none other than...
DANNICHU OF THE SLASH GOGGLES
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
OH MY GOD!
And she bestows upon me the Power of Rainbows and Epicness.
AND THEN I TRANSFORM TO...
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
THE 'LETT WONDER!!
With your rainbow cape... rainbow hair!
Ghetku steps back, intimidated.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
But Dumbledore is still under mind control and approaching! My Rainbow Floof doesn't scare him!
Then... the clock strikes 12.
In France...
In Jupiter...
In England...
In America...
IT"S TIMES THE SAME DAY!
And that means that suddenly, we all TIME TRAVEL TO 2011! One of the Gym Leaders rises, ready to save Chief Biancalett in her Truest Form...
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
It's AfroLenora!
She holds up the remnants of the Light Stone, hoping to turn Dumbledore back to normal...
When a temporal rift opens!
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
And out of the rift comes none other than LADY GAGA!
She starts playing a horrible song, and it manages to make Dumbledore's ears bleed long enough for Lenora to turn him back to normal!
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
And so Dumbledore turns on Ghetku... who looks even more scared now!
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
So Ghetku sends out Moondreigon... and makes her use Rainbow Beam again.
BUT LETT WONDER FLIES IN THE WAY!
It's not very effective... against another Rainbow-type,
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Dumbledore retaliates with Dragon Pulse!
It's super-effective!
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
But Moondreigon is too strong! It only widdles her down to yellow rather than outright fainting.
Ghetku then orders her to use an even more powerful move, involving everything that ever existed...
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Someone's gotta stop her!
But with everyone pinned down and Foxt Zor dying, what's Chief Lett gonna do!
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
My God, I've got to do EVERYTHING myself, don't I?! But then I remember...
Gasp!
I rush over to Mike's body, and grab Victini's Dream Ball from him. The power of Victini pulses through me and I...
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
You send an equally powerful energy pulse twoward Moondreigon's beam!
The two collide in midair and explode...
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
KABBBAAAASSSHSAKAKKAKAKAUAUUAAUAUAAAAAIMPROBABLENOISE!
What just happened?!
Surely an explosion of such epic proportions would mean the end of our heroes...
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
But no... the dust settles...
And reveals the Dark Lord shielding everyone because of his dedication to Flareth N!
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
...GASP!
Sad music plays, N Flareth's Farewell...
Because N Flareth is so sad... she has to go and fly away with the Dark Lord to find a doctor for him.
Before he dies.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
And I wake up to see this, woozy and still bleeding from my gunshot wound...
And I cry.
And say.
"Fairwell my strange, strange friend."
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
And so N Flareth flies away...
And GHETKU is defeated! All of the donut shards suddenly disappear, and the Hoe Force Task Squad takes him into custody, with Chief Lett's Elite Forces following.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
He's locked far away, in the dungeon-y-est of prisons.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Along with all of his Pokémon.
Meanwhile, Charlie's Gym Leaders start up the Disco Ball and dance to try to keep us from being sad from the scene with Flareth N.
And then we all dance too.
And it's a Dance Party Ending.
As the credits come up.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
And that's the end.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
...Wow.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
...WOW.

 

[Missile]

*Zora of Termina's post here*

Hahaha, oh God that was great. :D

 

[Cap'n Sofa]

[9:12:30 PM] have we met somewhere before?: RAGE
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[9:13:08 PM] have we met somewhere before?: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.
[9:15:32 PM] Connor/Cap'n Sofa: http://www.myfacewhen.com/i/453.jpg
[9:15:51 PM] have we met somewhere before?: I BATTLED THE ELITE FOUR.
[9:15:56 PM] have we met somewhere before?: SAW N AND HIS SEXY CASTLE RISE.
[9:16:06 PM] have we met somewhere before?: WENT THROUGH HIS CASTLE AND THOUGH, " N WHEN I FIND YOU YOU ARE GETTING IT UP THE ASS . "
[9:16:10 PM] have we met somewhere before?: FOUND HIM
[9:16:12 PM] have we met somewhere before?: BATTLED HIM.
[9:16:16 PM] have we met somewhere before?: BATTLED HIS DOUCHE FATHER.
[9:16:24 PM] have we met somewhere before?: WATCHED N AND HIS HEARTWARMING SEXY DIALOUGUE.
[9:16:34 PM] have we met somewhere before?: WON WITH ONLY MY SAMUROTT AT 17 HP.
[9:16:41 PM] have we met somewhere before?: AND DURING THE CREDITS, MY DS DIED.
[9:17:58 PM] Connor/Cap'n Sofa: http://www.myfacewhen.com/106/
[9:18:15 PM] have we met somewhere before?: BLACK X N - OTP FOREVER
[9:18:23 PM] have we met somewhere before?: GOD ONLY KNOWS THAT I WAS HOPING WHEN YOU COMPLETE THE GAME.
[9:18:31 PM] have we met somewhere before?: YOU HAVE SEX WITH N IN THAT FANCY ROOM.
[9:18:33 PM] have we met somewhere before?: |B
[9:19:24 PM] Connor/Cap'n Sofa: http://www.myfacewhen.com/i/493.jpg

 

[Zora of Termina]

Not quite as delicious as last time, but...

Brandon says:
Besidesss
I have things to focus on.
Places to see.
People to do.
MEET
DAMN IT
MEET*
MEEEEEEEET*
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
...people to do?
*shot*

Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
*leaps on*
Brandon says:
...-catches-
what are you dong stop that.
doing*
GODDAMN IT
DOING*
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
...dong.
why yes
yes you do have one
Brandon says:
I hate you typo god.
xD

arent typos amazing

 

[Flora]

Jeanine: MAKE SURE YOU PACKED YOUR LUNCH MONEY YOUNG LADY
Me: OKAY
Me: WHAT ARE YOU MY MOTHER?
Jeanine: YES
Me: ...
Jeanine: now you should be getting to bed it is way past your bed time
Me: MY BEDTIME IS ELEVEN
Jeanine: ... :-) did not see that coming
Me: I WIN.
Me: HAH
Jeanine: YEAH BUT YOU NEED THAT SLEEP SO YOU LOSE
Me: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO TO BED
Me: YOU LIVE HALF AN HOUR AWAY SO HAH
Jeanine: FINE

Jeanine: good chello *pats on head*
Me: i'm not a cat -.-
Me: or any sort of pet for that matter
Later...
Me: good *pats head* :-P
Jeanine: ...touche

 

[Zora of Termina]

LET AND ZOR 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO.

Arylett Dawnsborough says:
True.
It makes me think of some crazy Indian Hindu guy.
Who runs around with a giant turban on his forhead.
head*
And a huge jewel on his forehead.
And he's like:
"DABA BABA APOO POO POOBAH!"
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
...That's what Mike does in the credits.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
...God, yes.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
He runs across the letters.
Saying that.
And we all give him weird looks.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
That's our... logo thing.
If we ever make a movie, that's what plays before the movie begins.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
And it'll segue into the movie too.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
He runs across CHERRY-GRAPES PRODUCTIONS letters.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Mike turns into whatever the style for the movie.
And you can see him run across the opening scene.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
...Yes.
He also always has a cameo in every movie we produce.
Usually at the beginning, he'll be the crazy guy with the turban and jewel on his head.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Oh yes.
We cameo too, did you know that?
In one we're disguised.
With fake mustaches.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
...Yes.
We're more subtle than he is.
The characters in every movie will either ignore Mike or react to him.
Sometimes he'll just be running around in the background like a lunatic.
Other times, they acknowledge him.
And are like O_O
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
And who wouldn't?
And Flareth, she does too.
She's one of those blink and you'll miss it cameos.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
She appears usually as a muffin lady.
Or a banana person. Or some food profession.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Depends on where it's shot.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
In one where it's shot in Italy, she appears as a Pizza Man.
With a giant pizza on her head.
And a moustache.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
And in a suit.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
With pepperoni all over it.
She hands the main characters a pizza.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
It's a big pizza. And it has a code hidden in it.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
What's the code for?
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
The secret that our heroes are trying to discover.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Ah yes.
In the end, the secret is that the Moustache of Power is the source of all love.
Then the next movie is them trying to find Foxy Zor to warn her about the Evil Haters who want it.
They just gotta hate.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
http://i673.photobucket.com/albums/vv97/AntipathicZora/haters-gonna-hate.png Sorta like this.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
...Exactly like that.
Your fro is lovely, by the way.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Why thank you.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
You're welcome.
So how do you counteract the EVIL HATERS once you find out about them, Foxy Zor?!
I bet you time travel to the eighties.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
You bet I so.
do*
And I find that Chief Lett is now... LETT JACKSON!
And I realize that I must look like a real Disco Dan.
So I turn into Zora McFly.
And acquire the Delorean.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
And then the two of us go to find 80's Flareth...
BUT SUDDENLY!
DONUTS!
...Gasp.
It seems as thought the donuts that rained from the disco ball evolved into DONUT PEOPLE!
AKA Donut Ninjas.
OH NO!
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
I floor it. Right through the ninjas.
But then... I wind up going over 88 miles per hour!
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
It's out of CONTROL!
I grab one of the donut ninjas and eat them.
And say: "Sorry, I had to."
THEN IT'S A VOICE!
"GREAT LAURIA!" ...WHAT?! GEORGIO?! AND HE'S... gasp... he's not only dressed like he's from Miami Vice, but...
He's WITH ANOTHER GIRL?!
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
...And I wonder... just who this girl is, and was she before or after me.
Time travel antics and all.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
It's hard to tell.
But we keep on flooring it.
Past Georgio gets a glimpse of you, thinking that he likes your car, but does nothing more.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
...And I'm totally okay with this.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Well, he... he doesn't know you yet.
Also, apparently, he likes Great Lauria.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Whoever that is. She must be important.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
She is.
But we don't have time to think about that at the moment in the movie.
We're focused on Mission: Find Muffins (AKA Flareth, but also pick up some muffiins because Lett Jackson is hungry still after the donut)
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
And we pass her right by.
She's disguised.
...And so I wonder.
If SHE is Great Lauria.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
...Hmm... that's a big twist for sure.
And what's more mysterious is that we can't find her.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Even though she's right there.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
So we just give up looking for her for now.
And instead, we gather up the Ho Force Task Squad.
To face the minus
menace.*
Although that is the name of the big bad guy, the Minus. He's the leader of the Evil Haters.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
He wants to... to subtract.
Subtract EVERYTHING.
And by that I meand destroy it all.
And make himself a new world.
He's like Cyrus.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
And also, a Final Fantasy Villain Reject.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Absolutely.
Back in the day, he got rejected from the first Final Fantasy.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
And now he terrorizes the world.
The Minus is a big math geek too.
And math is evil.
He summons up Giant Calculus Abominations.
Made of formulas and shit.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
But Lett Jackson... she is terrified of the Math Abominations.
And so it's up to Zora McFly.
I call up ol' Doc Brownku.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
And what's he say?
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
He says we need 1.21 Jiggawatts to stop this beast..
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
And the only place we can get that is from the Moustache of Power.
And you're all.
Oh, easy enough.
And I'm like:
"...Wait. Where IS the Moustache of Power?"
DUN DUN DUUUN!
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
...And then... then Doc Brownku tells us where it is.
PIZZA FLARETH HAS IT!
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
But we can't find her the first place!
We need an expert for this... we need Halan's Hee Hee Hee Sniffing Powers.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
That, m'dear, is why we have the Hoe Force Task Squad.
So I call on Moonyana Jones.
Who uses her whip
To bring him forth, from Soviet Russia.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Halan hee hee hees and takes out a dildo from your pocket.
And I stare at you.
And Moonyana stares at you.
Awkward moment.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Quite an awkward moment.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
How do you explain yourself?
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
...I tell you that Sable put it there.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
I just nod and whisper: "Note to self... do not touch Zora's pockets."
SO THEN THE JOURNEY CONTINUES!
With Halan, we try to track down Flareth...
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Who leads us... to Georgio.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
And you probably refuse to go near him.
Insisting that Halan must be wrong.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
But I don't know. That he's not interested.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Exactly, and even if he isn't... he's Georgio.
And Georgio is scary no matter what.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Georgio Casanova and all.
He's seduced Pizza Flareth Lauria.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Who we still don't know is Flareth.
But Halan insistantly hee hees.
And says: "Hee hee ya"
With no "no" at the end.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
And I rip off her fake mustache.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
GASP!
THAT was Flareth?
It's too shocking for us to contemplate.
I do a pelvic thrust in surprise.
And then moon dance faint.
I just kinda go backwards like a moondance.
And then fall over.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
And then...
And then out of fear, I start belting out his theme song.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
...And Georgio says:
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Hoping to snap her out of it.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
"OH! TO BE ZE BEAUTIFUL OF VOICES!"
"You! Georgio must know who you are beings!"
"Who sings the songs beauties!"
By doing so, you manage to snap Flareth out of it because Georgio is now paying attention to you.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
I just back away, keeping up the singing to shield myself.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
He follows you, when he hears me mumbling in my sleep...
"Zora... zora... stop putting your dildos in my muffins..."
And he's like: "...Zoria? You... you are GREAT ZORIA!"
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
And I'm just like... DAMN IT!
I shake you awake, because there's a Georgio near.
And I grab Flareth.
And hop in the Delorean.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
I jump into the car after you, and Georgio watches sadly as we drive away... vowing that he will one day again find Great Zoria and make her his.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
But for now... it's on to stop The Minus.
The Math Abomination is hot on our trail.
It eats Georgio.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
But then spits him out.
Because Georgio is so horrible that even math can't subtract him.
He is an anomaly in the system.
And then it comes after me, because it senses Math Fear.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
But then... FLARETH BREAKS OUT THE MUSTACHE OF POWER!
It summons the Jiggawatts, just enough to stun it.
We don't have the time to kill it all the way.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
No... we must find the Minus.
He's already begun subtracting Jupiter!
(He already did Uranus.)
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
And you're like... NO!
And you leap up, and smack him down.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
But this makes him angry.
And he unleashes he multiplies me by zero.
It's so much that it puts me in a coma of fear and pain.
Oh no!
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
And then... then it's up to me.
While Flareth fends off the Math Abomination.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Lett Jackson is OUT! What will Zora McFly DO?!
Oh yes...
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
I GRAB A SKATEBOARD!
And smash it upon his head.
It distracts him enough that I can kick him in the nads.
He doubles over, and...
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
...He turns red.
Turns Red*
Uh-oh... he's going into SUPER NEGATIVE ULTRA CONTINUUM SUBTRACTION TRIG MODE!
No more holding back, says Minus!
And he grabs the Math Abomination and combines with it.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
MATHFORMERS!
MATHEMATICS IN DISGUISE!
But... no. I get /enraged./
And I summon... MIKETIMUS PRIME!
And all the X-Hoes. They were all X Men in the 80's, see.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Is he in Grand Poobah Mode?
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Oh yes.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Miketimus Prime fights valiently against REALLY LONG NAME MINUS GUY!
And he summons his minions to fight the X-Hoes.
valiantly(
*
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
And that leaves me and Doc Brownku... and Flareth.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
And then...
WHAM!
REALLY LONG MINUS GUY knocks Miketimus Prime down!
And he grabs the Moustache of Power from Flareth.
...Gaaaaassssppp!
So many shockers.
He then uses it to kill Jupiter!
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
But then...
Then comes... CAPTAIN MOON-PLANET.
Doc Brownku called her.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
I thought she was Moonyana Jones. Or is that her disguise?
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
...She used to be Moondreigon.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Yes, but I thought in the eighties, that she was Moonyana Jones.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Nono.
That's Moonsy.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
SO MANY MOONS!
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Who is also an X-Hoe.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Aah right.
CAPTAIN MOONPLANET is angered by the destruction of planets.
She PUNCHES him in the face!
And then he splits...
Into four villains.
Minus, Plus, Multiply, and Subtract.
EXPOSITION!
It turns out that...
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
It turns out,he was the anti-Captain MoonPlanet.
But... where is Anti-Heart?!
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
...Even more exposition!
BIG SHOCKER!
Doc Brownku laughs.
And says: "You thought you could get away from me, Foxy Zor?"
IT'S ACTUALLY GHETKU! But Ghetku from the past... from the 70's! And it turns out that in the eighties, he will is Anti-Heart!
will become*
But he will is too, because it's the future and at the same time, he is.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
But that means... He must be Division.
They all have powers related to their titles.
And just as he's about to Divide By Zero...
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
....When Lett Jackson awakens.
It seems the Moon is in Giga Alignment. And combined with the prescence of Moonyana and Captain Moonplanet... she begins to unleash her ultimate attack...
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
THE GREAT MATH DEFICIENCY BOMB!
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
It is so Mathmatically Challeneged that it completely eliminates all Math-elemental enemies who are stunned by the Mathdumb.
SHE MOONWALKS AND UNLEASHES THE BOMB!
Getting help from Zora McFly and Pizza Flareth Lauria!
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
And with a great shout, we throw it up... and IT BLOWS!!
We all duck.
The incredible explosion... it wakes up Miketimus prime.
Who steps on the now mostly subtracted Math Enemies.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
You mean, mostly Unmathed. Because the Bomb was so Anti-Math that it defies math logic.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Right.
Now all that remains... is the Math Abomination.
The bomb only reduced its size.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Lett Jackson from the Incredible Unmathing is too weak to do anything!
Looks like it's up to Zora McFly to save the day.
And Flareth too!
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
We both make a dive for the Mustache of Power...
But it breaks in half!!
And we gotta hurry and find a way to put it back together.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
And you remember...
Back in Professor Gasserbitch's lab...
The only substance that can fit the Moustache of Power is...
MUFFINS!
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
It's UP TO FLARETH!
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Flareth uses her Muffin Powers to fix it!
And it's back together again!
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
And we both hold up the Mustache of Power... AND ANTI-MATH LIGHTNING (in the shape of donuts) FALLS, AND STRIKES THE MATH ABOMINATION!!
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
It's super-effective!
The MATH ABOMINATION FALS!
FALLS*
AND WE'VE WOOOOOONN!!!
Miketimus Prime at this point takes an opportunity to have a pillory.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
And Lett Jackson does the Thriller Dance.
And we all join along
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
And then Charlies' Gym Leaders, who somehow followed us forward in time summon up the DISCO BALL!
And we have a 70's/80's JAM PARTY HAIRY EYE TUBULAR FEST that totally INSTILLS CONFIDENCE in everyone.
And that's the end of the movie.
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
...Best sequel.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
...We've done it again.

 

[Flora]

Jeanine: what is?

Me: just thinking
remember how ryan's mom didn't want me and him to go on a date alone cause she thought I might try something (or something along those lines) because I'm two years older?
i realized the irony just now

Jeanine: ....oooooohhhh

Me: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

This just has so many wrong connotations.

Zora Smith says (2:10 AM)
(Right, right. You're battling the Red Gyarados in the Lake of Rage. Got it.
(Hooray euphemisms!
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:10 AM)
...I love that euphemism.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:11 AM)
The one about the Gyarados.
Zora Smith says (2:11 AM)
I've made it an effort to use it as much as possible this week.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:11 AM)
Possibly the best one I've heard for that thus far.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:12 AM)
I'm totally going to say that now like a whole bunch.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:16 AM)
It kinda WAS the Lake of Rage today, actually. It's been pretty bad this week. I usually don't... get it that horrendously.
I got like a headache one day.
Dizzy and nausea the other.
And then today, I felt like bitchslapping anyone who annoyed me even the SLIGHTEST.
I was so angry that I was uanble to do chores because doing them pissed me off.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:17 AM)
unable*
Zora Smith says (2:17 AM)
So it's an accurate euphemism then.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:17 AM)
Extremely.
I think I like turned into a total bitch for a few hours.
Now I'm just tired.
Zora Smith says (2:17 AM)
Ahhhh... we all have our moments.
Zora Smith says (2:18 AM)
Well you just go rest your little Lett head if you need to, kay?
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:18 AM)
Nah, I don't wanna! Not yet.
I'm only mildly tired.
It's just been... a really weird Red Gyarados to capture. This one like, had an Adamant nature.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:19 AM)
Usually the ones I catch have a uh... an... "Impish" nature.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:20 AM)
;;Insert Zora's Sleazeface;;
(God, I am enjoying this euphemism so much.)
Zora Smith says (2:20 AM)
^D, you mean?
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:20 AM)
Yes, that guy.
Zora Smith says (2:20 AM)
(I love this euphemism.
Zora Smith says (2:21 AM)
So... usually your Red Gyarados wants to do battle with some Onix.. or Cloyster as it may be.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:21 AM)
Yeah.
But now, it just... wanted to battle /everyone/.
It even wants to battle its own trainer.
Zora Smith says (2:22 AM)
Mine usually have Lax natures.
At least... after it's taken some time to "get used to me".
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:23 AM)
Yeah... mine are usually pretty Docile too, other than Impish. I guess I just caught a bad one or something.
Zora Smith says (2:24 AM)
A Bad Gyarados.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:24 AM)
It had really crappy stats.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:25 AM)
Its Speed was all low, so it... it didn't want to move a lot. And its Defenses? Even lower. You hit it with something, and not only does it hurt, but it gets REALLY pissed off too!
Only good stat was Attack. That thing was beast.
Zora Smith says (2:26 AM)
Mine usually have poor stats too... very low Speed.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:26 AM)
>: Poor Gyarados.
Zora Smith says (2:27 AM)
*pets it*
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:27 AM)
My Gyarados thankfully is feeling a bit better. It seems to be operating faster.
Zora Smith says (2:28 AM)
So you EV trained it.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:28 AM)
I did a bit.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:29 AM)
But I can't give it too many EVs or I get bored of training it.
Zora Smith says (2:30 AM)
But of course.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:30 AM)
Have you ever tried to EV train yours?
Zora Smith says (2:30 AM)
Made a few attempts. None came out well.
Zora Smith says (2:31 AM)
I often wonder if maybe if I had some help it would go better. ^D
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:31 AM)
...Maybe I could help you. ;;Sleazeface;;
Zora Smith says (2:32 AM)
...My goodness, 'Lett.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:32 AM)
What?! All it needs is some EVs! I could whip some effort right into it. I whipped some into mine!
Zora Smith says (2:32 AM)
I'll bet you did. Buuut I have my girlfriend for that sort of thing....~
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:33 AM)
Oh, I see how it is. So you only let one person EV train your Gyarados?
Well, I say, ANYONE can EV train mine. ^D
Zora Smith says (2:34 AM)
(...you added the sleazeface. xD
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:34 AM)
(It... I had to. It's the best face in the world.)
Zora Smith says (2:34 AM)
(It should be spread all throughout MSNLand.)
Zora Smith says (2:35 AM)
My my, Lett. You need a training partner.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:35 AM)
But nobody wants to train with me...
I always lose.
Zora Smith says (2:36 AM)
Don't worry Lett. One day you'll find that special training partner.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:36 AM)
But I've been searching so long! I guess...
I'll just have to EV train my own Gyarados.
Zora Smith says (2:38 AM)
*pats the Lett* Don't you worry. That EV training will get done.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (2:38 AM)
I hope so... Zorielle. I hope so. My Gyarados gets lonely with just me around.

 

[Zora of Termina]

Arylett Dawnsborough says:
...Ah, so technically, she taught me the ways of the Sleaze Face too.
Because I learned them from Zora.
DJ P0N-3 says:
It's a trickle-down art indeed
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
...
DJ P0N-3 says:
...wait
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
^D
DJ P0N-3 says:
that went somewhere horrible
...or did it ^D
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
I think that comment was vastly appropriate to the situation at hand.

Arylett Dawnsborough says:
...My character can do backflips, preach, and examine magical objects whilst giving you a long and boring history lecture.
DJ P0N-3 says:
...May just be best wizard
Zora LeAnn (MUSTACHE OF POWER) says:
Best wizard.
DJ P0N-3 says:
I'd totally listen to a history lecture from a backflipping Wizard

Tonight has been amazing.

 

[Coloursfall]

[DATA EXPUNGED]: http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/9401/shootmedicdesk.png also i fish i could find the place to get this shirt again xD
[DATA EXPUNGED]: ...
[DATA EXPUNGED]: *wish
[DATA EXPUNGED]: (fish???
Dusk Chinchilla: XDDD



I don't even know

([DATA EXPUNGED] is my Steam name ahaha)

 

[Flora]

Jeanine: i really don't know but i have no idea what to write about
Jeanine: ...and it might be due tomorrow
Me: that really sucks
Jeanine: i actually don't know
Jeanine: if it is
Jeanine: so i
Jeanine: 'll just get it done now
Jeanine: ....what the hell is up with this keyboard
Me: i don't know
Me: *pats head* you'll figure out something
Jeanine: yeah i guess....*thinks*
Me: you can do it! be positive!
Jeanine: i postively have no idea what to write about :-D
Me: ...that was a terrible pun
Jeanine: yes yes it was....but i had to say it

(actually within the conversation itself that smiley was basically her trademark "I just made a terrible pun! :D" face which made it even more hysterical)

 

[mewtini]

~

Context: Silver's cat with a broken leg.

indigomewtini@ymail.com: HOW IS THE CAT DOING. tell tell
indigomewtini@ymail.com: D::::
aubes98: he...i don't think he feels it.
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Course not.
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Is he like sleepy?
aubes98: Wynaut
aubes98: /ninja
indigomewtini@ymail.com: is he? :o
aubes98: eeeeeeeeeeeeeh it's wobbling
indigomewtini@ymail.com: If he doesn't feel it, it's both good and bad
aubes98: And no I don't think so, not sleepy
indigomewtini@ymail.com: I've seen a cat with a broken leg before and helped it
aubes98: And??
aubes98: OH GOOD GOD
aubes98: IT WILL NOT STOP WOBBLING
indigomewtini@ymail.com: It's good since it makes it easier for you to bandage his leg.
indigomewtini@ymail.com: But it might mean he's in...shock. :/
indigomewtini@ymail.com: How alert is he??
aubes98: ...he's licking it :I
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Is he alert if you call his name?
aubes98: Yesh
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Good.
aubes98: OH GOD. THE BONE
indigomewtini@ymail.com: And he's actively engaged? :o
indigomewtini@ymail.com: I didn't think the fact I've helped something similar to this would ever come in handy, but it is now!
aubes98: If licking his leg counts, then yes
indigomewtini@ymail.com: alright
indigomewtini@ymail.com: So...it's like an open wound?
aubes98: ...:c he won't stop licking itt
aubes98: Yess
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Do you have any clean cloth around?
aubes98: I think I have gauze...will that work?
indigomewtini@ymail.com: If it's sterile, yes!
aubes98: Okay. Nao what
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Uh...you might want to wash your hands unless you already have
aubes98: OH GOD WHY IS HE BITING IT
aubes98: I Have nowww
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Alright.
indigomewtini@ymail.com: You want to know why?
indigomewtini@ymail.com: It's trying to heal right now, and the healing process is rather...itchy.
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Alright...
indigomewtini@ymail.com: There's no open blood or anything, you said?
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Anything odd looking in the wound? At all?
aubes98: ...he's biting it :c
indigomewtini@ymail.com: I've told you whyyy~
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Try to gently guide his head away from his leg and distract him somehow ._.
indigomewtini@ymail.com: SORRY be RIGHT back
indigomewtini@ymail.com: back
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Okay.
indigomewtini@ymail.com: So, we've got to bandage this leg as soon as possible
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Uhh...you'll uh, have to move his bone into a proper position ._.
indigomewtini@ymail.com: This is hard to do without my visually seeing it :c
aubes98: *shoots phone*
indigomewtini@ymail.com: ...?
indigomewtini@ymail.com: I'm inside your phooone D:
indigomewtini@ymail.com: How long as the wound been left open like this?
indigomewtini@ymail.com: *has
indigomewtini@ymail.com: ...How long??
indigomewtini@ymail.com: we're trying to get his leg bandaged up ASAP.
aubes98: i'm sorry it hasn't been working (my phone)
indigomewtini@ymail.com: It's alright.
aubes98: Like...I don't knoww how long
indigomewtini@ymail.com: How long has it been since he walked in and you saw?
aubes98: When did I message you?
indigomewtini@ymail.com: on TCoDf?
aubes98: Yessh
indigomewtini@ymail.com: ..whoa, it's been too long :|
indigomewtini@ymail.com: You messaged me at 8:19
indigomewtini@ymail.com: it's like 9:43 now
aubes98: And what does that mean?
indigomewtini@ymail.com: (see isn't it great we're on the same time)
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Nothing specifically, but we've got to close and bandage the wound ASAP :|
aubes98: OKAY AND HOW DO I DO THAT??
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Calm down!! D:
aubes98: It's harrddd
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Yes, but if you're acting scared then your cat will become scared as well.
indigomewtini@ymail.com: That's why you've got to calm down.
aubes98: not scared specifically, but freaking out
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Is the bone shattered, or is it a clean break?
aubes98: ...shattered
indigomewtini@ymail.com: ...How badly?
aubes98: I think he got bitten by something...there's holes too
indigomewtini@ymail.com: ...dang..D:
aubes98: Urm like...broken at the bottom in pieces?
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Bottom?
aubes98: Of his leg and the top is bad too
indigomewtini@ymail.com: :c
indigomewtini@ymail.com: There are still two visible stumps right?
aubes98: So his whole legg
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Of bone
aubes98: Yessh
indigomewtini@ymail.com: You've got to try to piece those two together as snugly as you can...
aubes98: ...o.o
indigomewtini@ymail.com: (If I've done it, you should be able to too!)
indigomewtini@ymail.com: but we've got to do it fast.
aubes98: ...eeeeeeeh okayy
aubes98: WAIT TELL ME WHAT TO DO AFTER CUZ I WILL NOT TOUCH THIS PHONE AFTER
indigomewtini@ymail.com: That is true.
indigomewtini@ymail.com: (or you could wash your hands really really well)
indigomewtini@ymail.com: ANYWAYS after you piece together the bone
indigomewtini@ymail.com: wash your hands well and tightly wrap the gauze around his leg, but don't make it too tight
indigomewtini@ymail.com: DURING THIS ENTIRE PROCESS talk to him reassuringly
indigomewtini@ymail.com: the bone should fit together as well as you can piece it together
indigomewtini@ymail.com: OH
indigomewtini@ymail.com: AND MAKE SURE THAT THERE ARE NO SHARDS OF BONE EMBEDDED IN HIS SKIN
indigomewtini@ymail.com: alright, I'm hoping you've read all that
aubes98: /phone is so stupid
indigomewtini@ymail.com: alright
indigomewtini@ymail.com: What's going on now??
aubes98: ...he walked away from me
indigomewtini@ymail.com: ...
aubes98: ...is that good?
indigomewtini@ymail.com: ...well, it certainly means he's not dazed at all.
indigomewtini@ymail.com: But...
indigomewtini@ymail.com: You really should make him lay down.
aubes98: HEY DON'T RUN/HOBBLE FROM ME
indigomewtini@ymail.com: xD
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Did you piece together the bone at all>
indigomewtini@ymail.com: *all?
aubes98: YOU WILL LAY DOWN.
aubes98: And as good as I could
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Does it look undistorted enough?
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Once you get him to lay down, pet him reassuringly and try to wrap the gauze around his leg.
aubes98: ...I got it on his leg....and all I know is it's wrapped up
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Tightly?
aubes98: Not really tight
indigomewtini@ymail.com: But tight enough that it'll stay on..?
aubes98: ...I think so
indigomewtini@ymail.com: There aren't like, air spaces between the leg and gauze are there?
aubes98: ...nooo
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Then we're good for the most part! \o/
aubes98: I am now a Dr. Please address me with Dr. Silver please.
indigomewtini@ymail.com: xDDDDD
indigomewtini@ymail.com: but i'm the one who guided you >:c
indigomewtini@ymail.com: *I'm
indigomewtini@ymail.com: I demand credit.
aubes98: But I did it so
indigomewtini@ymail.com: >:c
aubes98: >:C
indigomewtini@ymail.com: So, give him rest and water.
indigomewtini@ymail.com: It sounds like he's not going to be scarred from this XD
aubes98: Okayy. i have stupid animals xD
indigomewtini@ymail.com: xD
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Try not to let him walk on that leg.
aubes98: LAY DOWN YOUUU
indigomewtini@ymail.com: xDDDDD
aubes98: i need some restraints
indigomewtini@ymail.com: xD
aubes98: ...NO. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO STAY DOWN
indigomewtini@ymail.com: ahahaha
indigomewtini@ymail.com: What does he like? :o
indigomewtini@ymail.com: (By the way, you might not want to let him outside unsupervised for about a month.)
aubes98: He's a gray tabby I think.
indigomewtini@ymail.com: nono like what does he LIKE.
indigomewtini@ymail.com: (also gray tabbys are the cutest cats EVER :3)
aubes98: OH I THOUGHT IT SAID LOOK
indigomewtini@ymail.com: xD
aubes98: ..he likes catnip
indigomewtini@ymail.com: do you have catnip~?
indigomewtini@ymail.com: Anything that'll keep him distracted and still is what we need right now.
aubes98: Little catnip treats :D OOO GIVE HIM SOME
indigomewtini@ymail.com: :D

aubes98 is Silver Panic, and indigomewtini is...Moi!

 

[boss]

IS THIS A BOT OR A PERSON !!

10:49:58 AM blondefrogchick…
helIlooo
10:50:20 AM me
hi
10:50:38 AM blondefrogchick…
heyy 23/f here, sorry if ii bothered u i was just sitttin here wannna taIk?
10:51:19 AM me
i still can't figure out if you're an actual person
10:51:23 AM me
these bots are getting good
10:51:36 AM blondefrogchick…
good i was so bored it's nice to have someone to talk with so whatcha doing?
10:51:51 AM blondefrogchick…
lol no i'm definitly not a bot
10:52:37 AM me
wait who are you then
10:52:45 AM me
last time you told me to sign up for some skanky porn thing
10:52:51 AM me
is it just your job??
10:53:13 AM blondefrogchick…
oh well, i just got done working out im actuaIIy about to get to woork doin these shows wanna come seee???
10:53:24 AM me
damn it
10:53:41 AM blondefrogchick…
im bout to get on my webbcam ive been doin these while im in school aand i thinkk i evven have a free invite Ieft hoId on i'II see
10:55:24 AM me
gosh i don't want any webporn shows
10:55:37 AM me
i still wonder how you got my aim though i'm pretty sure i don't have it anywhere publically
10:55:43 AM me
maybe you're just a stalker!
10:56:00 AM blondefrogchick…
sweeet!! it's stiIl up i just need u to give me a reaIIy good rating so i can get more but iIl earn it =)
10:56:09 AM me
guhhhhhhh
10:56:30 AM blondefrogchick…
ok my caam is setup through a chaat network to keep away these irritating Iittle aim kids so don't worry if u don't have a camm or it don't work ok??
10:56:40 AM me
wait are you mat
10:56:43 AM me
mat is that you
10:57:06 AM blondefrogchick…
ok sweetie this is going to be just u nd me you just go to http://referer.us/4/sexibunny and make sure you accept the invite on the side there k?
10:57:46 AM me
i don't know he'd have porn links but..it's probably you. i mean, isn't it a little weird you're not on 24/7 like most bots?
10:58:13 AM blondefrogchick…
no im not a bot are you?
10:58:30 AM me
hm
10:58:31 AM me
maybe
10:58:46 AM blondefrogchick…
hey you
10:58:51 AM me
hey
10:59:19 AM blondefrogchick…
ok aII you need to do is make a name with your info and you will need a card of some kind to verify your age but you will NOT get charged a singIe cent see where it says that?
10:59:34 AM me
do you get paid to do this
10:59:36 AM me
it sounds pretty easy
10:59:57 AM blondefrogchick…
Iet me know when ya get ure passsword from youur emaiI so you can start teIIing me what you want me to do =) i'll warn you though i can get kinda loud sometimes
11:00:44 AM me
so anyway
11:01:06 AM me
do you like dogs. i mean in a not sexual way
11:01:27 AM blondefrogchick…
i can not wait i was so bored no one was onIine just let me know when you are in and hurry up so we can get this party going
11:01:45 AM me
i like dogs, in a not sexual way. dobermans are pretty badass
11:04:19 AM me
oh i guess you like frogs huh
11:06:44 AM me
if you're just sitting there why don't you reply right away? I'M SO ALONE
11:06:50 AM me
maybe you're busy /reading/
11:08:21 AM me
my internet keeps dying! but at any rate, what're you doing?
11:12:31 AM me
you're boring me!
11:14:53 AM me
I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL..

 

[Blazie]

Um. Usually I don't post in threads like this but I will make an exception for this conversation.

This stemmed from my friend Paul and I, talking (at first) about character work and stuff. Hay is his nickname for me. He is not referring to piles of hay.

[Me]
It's so fun!
[Paul]
Not scrutinizing mater-of-fact sayings like that xD
[Me]
I like creating characters and figuring out what drives them and ho they feel and why they do things.
:P
*matter
[Paul]
NO MATER.
THEY MATE.
THEY REPRODUCE.
BABIES, HAY.
BABIES.
[Me]
*how
[Paul]
SUPER BABIES.
BABIES ON STEROIDS.
ULTIMATE BABIESSSS
[Me]
Oh dear.
[Paul]
ONE THOUSAND BABIESSSS
TEN BILLION BABIESSSS
FULL OF X AND Y CHROMOSOMES
AND BLOOD
BONE
NERVES
ORGANS
THOUGHTS
MUSCLES
SKIN
SEXUAL ORGANS
[Me]
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes...
Has popped into my head.
[Paul]
EYEBALLS
[Me]
And you're creeping me out.
[Paul]
NOSES
MOUTHS
EYEBROWS
AND MACHINEGUNS.
BABIESSSSSSS
UNITE
CONQUER THE WOOOORLDDDD
AROOOOOOOOGA!
AROOOOOOOOOOGA!
ALLAHAHAALALALALALALALALALLALA
Woah I just spelt Allah without thinking about it.
Weird.
[Me]
I will slowly back away now.
[Paul]
NO HAYLEY
YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE BILLION BABIES
SUPER BABIES
WITH MACHINEGUNS
AND EYEBROWS.
EYEBROWS THAT SHOOT PELLETS OF FLOWERS
AND LOVE
AND PEACE
AND ECSTACY
AND LSD.
SO MUCH LSD.
[Me]
Ecstasy has two S's, not two C's/
[Paul]
LUCY IN THE SKYYYY WITH DIIIAMMOONDDDSSSS
[Me]
Are you sure that you aren't, like. Crazy?
[Paul]
I WANNA HOLD YOUR HHAAAAAAANNNNDDD
I WANNA HOLD YOUR HANNNDDDDDDDDDD
YOU SAY GOODBYE, I SAY HELLOOOOO
[Me]
Okay, yeah, you're insane.
[Paul]
HELLO HELLO
[Me]
xD
[Paul]
I AM THE WALRUS BOOTS AND BRIDGES
LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLIN DOWN
OH DEAR BATMAN
IT'LL KILL US ALL
CALL BIG BEN THE CLOCK AND MAKE IT STOP MOVING
SO SUPERMAN CAN COME AND STOP THE BRIDGE FROM COMING DOWN
BUT OH NO
THE TROLL UNDER THE BRIDGE IS ALL LIKE
"OH NO YOU DON'T, SM!"
(THAT'S SUPERMAN)
AND LIKE
EATS HIM
AND LOUIS LANE IS LIKE "NOOOOOOOOOOO!'
AND EATS SPINACH AND GOES ALL BIG
AND BREAKS STUFF
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED HAYLEY?
WHY DID YOU EAT THAT CARROT?
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
[Me]
This is the part where my brain dies and I stop trying to keep up with you.
Also...Louis Lane?
[Paul]
I'M BATMAN.
nananananananananananananananana BATMAN
LOOORD ALMIGHTY
I FEEL MY TEMPERATURE RISIN'
OOOHHHHHH
LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL
(looks like an angel)
[Me]
xD
[Paul]
YOUUUUU'RE THE DEVEL IN DISGUIIISE
OH YES YOU ARE
DEVIL IN DISGUISE
A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOOORLD
A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF NELLA FANTASIIIIAAA
IO VEDO MONDO GIUSTO
LI TUTI VIVONOOOOO
IN PACE D'HONESTAAAA
IO SOGNO D'ANIME
[Me]
I can't believe you're not exhausted yet. o.Oo.O
[Paul]
CHE SOGNO SEMPRE
LIBEREEEEE
COME LE NUVOLE
CHE VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLAANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PIEN D'UMANITA
NON NOBIS DOMINE DOMINEEEE
NON NOBIS DOMINEEEE
SED DOMINE
SED DOMINE
TUO DA GLORIAAA!
OOOOOO CANADA
OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND
TON FRONT EST CIENS
DES FLEURONS GLORIEUX!
CAR TON BRAS IL SAIT L'EPOPEEEEE
ALLONS ENFANTS DE LA PATRIEEEEEE LE JOUR DE GLOIRE EST ARRIVEEEE!
CONTRE NOUS DE LA TYRRANYIE
L'ETANDARD SANGLENT EST LEVEEE
L'ETANDARD SANGLENT EST LEVEEE
ENTENDEZ VOUS DANS LES COMPAGNES MOUUUUUGIR C'EST FERROCAIT SOLDATS?
ILS VIENS JUSQUE DANS NOS BRAS
EGORGE NOS FILS ET NOS COMPAGNE!
Vasaline tastes good on toast.
[Me]
What.
The.
Heck.
[Paul]
You should try it sometime.
[Me]
...Lesson learned. You are crazy when you are tired.

 

[Coloursfall]

DATA EXPUNGED says (11:55 PM)
i love this guys name ok
Singing Stories in the Void says (11:55 PM)
ga...gagigo
.....wat
DATA EXPUNGED says (11:55 PM)
oh man he has a more powerful form too
DATA EXPUNGED says (11:56 PM)
gogiga gagagigo
Singing Stories in the Void says (11:56 PM)
......../really/
DATA EXPUNGED says (11:56 PM)
ITS AWESOME
Singing Stories in the Void says (11:56 PM)
x3333c
DATA EXPUNGED says (11:56 PM)
http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Gogiga_Gagagigo
Singing Stories in the Void says (11:58 PM)
And what if it was a girl?
DATA EXPUNGED says (11:58 PM)
....x3
Singing Stories in the Void says (11:58 PM)
Then we'd have Lady Gagagigo
DATA EXPUNGED says (11:58 PM)
/ded


oh YGO TCG your cards are all crazy. And imagining a giant lizard in a blonde wig made me giggle so hard.

 

[Zora of Termina]

*punt thread* Get up there.

Arylett Dawnsborough says:
I just like, you know.
I miss you, man.
I think my life needs a little more Zora.
Zora LeAnn (Upload Baby Portal) says:
Everyone's life needs a little moree Zora.
...God that sounds like a TV slogan.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
It does. Like an awesome true one.
Zora LeAnn (Upload Baby Portal) says:
Totally. Like... like one of the old Billy Mays ads.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
Yes. And it has a picture of you.
With a trollface.
And an annoyed-looking person whose life you are trying to get in.
Like some whacky sitcom.
Where everyone goes:
"Oh Zora!"
Zora LeAnn (Upload Baby Portal) says:
Except it's an infomercial.
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
...
I just imagined you like... on top of a table.
As people point at you and talk about you like your furniture.
And there's a price to get your Zora today.
Zora LeAnn (Upload Baby Portal) says:
AND WHAT A DEAL
CALL NOW AND YOU'LL GET A /SECOND/ ZORA FOR HALF THE PRICE
THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S /TWO/ ZORAS
A $66784566569 DOLLAR VALUE!
SO CALL NOW!
EVERYONE'S LIFE NEEDS LITTLE MORE ZORA
Arylett Dawnsborough says:
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!
WHAT, MORE?!
YES, MORE!
CALL RIGHT NOW AT THIS VERY INSTANT IN TIME, AND YOU WILL NOT ONLY RECEVE A SECOND ZORA..
BUT A /FREE/ ZORA CHERRYGRAPE KIT!
THAT'S RIGHT
YOU'LL SAVE 40 CENTS!
Zora LeAnn (Upload Baby Portal) says:
SO CALL NOW!
THAT'S 234-555-ZORA

 

[Flora]

Jeanine: nique says she doesn't know when it ends and that they'll play it by ear
Jeanine: annnnd woooooah rainbow dash
Me: okays and thank you and yesssssssssssss rainbow dash
Jeanine: ......what have i done.....i've created a monster
Me: no you haven't!
Jeanine: ....your aim icon is rainbow dash and you posted mlp stuff on my wall

Yeah this about explains it!

 

[Coloursfall]

DATA EXPUNGED says (11:25 PM)
moony
ShadowSha *~The Dark Rider in the Valley of Death~* says (11:25 PM)
Hm?
DATA EXPUNGED says (11:25 PM)
O3O
O3O
O3O
O3O kees me
ShadowSha *~The Dark Rider in the Valley of Death~* says (11:26 PM)
......what

...well then.