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The IM Thread

Hyper Icestorm (4:47:23 PM): Also, the other day Jeanine and I had a very strange discussion about JB's presence in See U in the Dark
oOMelody MarieOo (4:47:30 PM): lol why so
Hyper Icestorm (4:47:58 PM): She was like "But they have purity rings!" and I just said "I don't care, they're in the background anyway
Hyper Icestorm (4:48:03 PM): It was funny XD
oOMelody MarieOo (4:48:21 PM): xD i love how they sing the song about sex

(JB=Jonas Brothers btw.)
 
[22:41] Dean: Sabrina, can I see that paper for a second?
[22:41] Dean: Huh, that's odd.
[22:42] Dean: I thought it would be big news.
[22:42] Super Pyromaniac Girl: What??
[22:42] Dean: Well, there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.
[22:43] Super Pyromaniac Girl: I have no idea what you're on about.
[22:43] Dean: Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard...
[22:43] Super Pyromaniac Girl: Sure, whatever.
[22:44] Dean: A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
[22:44] Super Pyromaniac Girl: ...riiight...
 
Maniacal: So what is up homeboy/girl 8D
Mawsie: Nothing~
Mawsie: :3
Maniacal: So generic D:
Maniacal: Go like
Maniacal: blow things up
Maniacal: 8D
Mawsie: I know
Mawsie: :D
Maniacal: Explosions make everything better 8D
Mawsie: Yes, they do
Mawsie: also: i was in a car
Mawsie: and i saw a truck
Mawsie: that said FUD on it
Maniacal: fud
Mawsie: seriously
Maniacal: that is the greatest word
Mawsie: yes
Maniacal: i wanna make a song out of fud
Mawsie: yes
Mawsie: do it
Mawsie: how do you know what i'm thinking
Maniacal: um
Maniacal: i'm a magical being
Mawsie: ok
Mawsie: that'll do
Maniacal: growling is considered a rational sport
Maniacal: ...
Maniacal: what did i just say
Maniacal: fishie isn't responding
Mawsie: *uses control-alt-delete*
 
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[19:22] <Shiva64> ... i smell delicious food
[19:22] <Shiva64> i don't know what this food is
[19:22] <Verne> NOPE.
[19:22] <Verne> shiva EAT IT ALL
[19:23] <Shiva64> I WANT TO
[19:23] <Shiva64> .. whatever it is
[19:23] <Walker> UNCLE VERNE IS THAT A "FAT JOKE?"
[19:23] <Verne> ...
[19:23] <Verne> IT IS NOW
[19:23] <Walker> I'VE HEARD YOU TALKING ABOUT THEM BEFORE, BUT YOU NEVER EXPLAINED THEM VERY WELL
[19:24] <Verne> WELL BOY
[19:24] <Verne> LOOK TO THE HORIZON
[19:24] <Verne> NOT THAT ONE, THE ONE OVER THERE>
[19:24] <Walker> I'M LOOKING UNCLE VERNE
[19:24] <Verne> SEE ALL THOSE LUMPS? THOSE ARE LADIES.
[19:25] <Walker> OOOOHHHHH
[19:25] <Walker> SO IS THAT WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS RUNNING AWAY WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN?
[19:25] <Verne> IT IS OUR DUTY IN LIFE TO MAKE SURE THEY KNOW THEY'RE HUGE.
[19:26] <Walker> SO SHOULD I GO TELL THAT ONE OVER THERE?
[19:27] <Verne> WAIT
[19:27] <Verne> IT'S NOT SAFE TO GO ALONE
[19:27] <Verne> TAKE THIS FOOTBALL HELMET, BOY.
[19:28] <Walker> ALRIGHT
[19:28] <Walker> HEY, MISS BUTTERFREE
[19:28] <Butterfree> Hm?
[19:28] <Walker> UNCLE VERNE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE REALLY HUGE
[19:28] <Verne> ...
[19:28] * Verne retreats into box
 
Mike says:
Yes I broke down and started looking at all the new Pokémon
THEY'RE JUST TOO SHINY ;^;
Zora LeAnn (ゾーラ) says:
xD
Mike says:
I want that one and that one and that one and that one not that one but that one and
http://veekun.com:81/dex/media/black-white/635.png
...holy crap want
Zora LeAnn (ゾーラ) says:
Ah yes. Sazando.
Mike says:
Is dwaggun
Zora LeAnn (ゾーラ) says:
It is.
And everyone seems to want some :v
...one*
ONE*
Mike says:
xDDDD
Zora LeAnn (ゾーラ) says:
worst freudian slip ever
Mike says:
Hey, I'd tap that
Zora LeAnn (ゾーラ) says:
owo!
Mike says:
I'D TAP ALL THREE OF THEM
Zora LeAnn (ゾーラ) says:
...xD
 
Minor nitpick, but please try to stick to readable formats when posting in this thread!

Code:
[12:34] Person A: These are the words I'm saying!
[12:35] Person B: No, these are the words [I]I'm[/I] saying!
[12:36] Person C: You're all wrong! :|
...is a lot easier on the eyes compared to:

Code:
Person A (obscenely long status thing) says:
These are the words that I'm saying!
Person B (ridiculous status thing) says:
No these are the words that I'm saying!
Person C (status thing in another language) says:
You're all wrong! :|
 
Especially when only one "Person says:" line gets printed for multiple lines of their speech in a row; I can't just go with "every second line is actual talking".


#tcod today:
<Tailsy> i burped really manly-ish in tutorial today
<Tailsy> it was awesome
<Tailsy> i scared my tutor
<ultraviolet> xD
<Tailsy> i thought it was a hiccup, right
<Tailsy> so i was all set up for stifling a hiccup
<Tailsy> but no
<Tailsy> this huge toad of a burp just goes HUUUUUUUUURP
<ultraviolet> my seven-year-old sister once burped so loudly she scared herself
<ultraviolet> and started crying, it was adorable
<Tailsy> aww ;w;

<enekoiru> http://sunyshore.com/scrap/corocorooct05.jpg man, geechisu still looks so creepy
<enekoiru> also I am trying to pretend that Aati isn't there
<enekoiru> artie is the scariest gym leader
<Vixie> I love how every bug trainer is genderally ambiguous
<enekoiru> artie is a fucking clown there is nothing ambiguous about clowns
<Vixie> he's got a scarf
<Vixie> and a low-cut v-neck
<Vixie> his pants are also pretty fabulous
<enekoiru> clowns don't HAVE GENDERS
<Vixie> enekoiru: pretty sure that counts as ambiguous
<enekoiru> no
<enekoiru> they don't have genders
<enekoiru> they're evil
<Shiva64> ... butterfly belt
<enekoiru> Shiva64: ... he's a bug leader in the gym filled entirely with clowns
<enekoiru> he is Head Clown out of Team Clown
<Vixie> WELL REGARDLESS I think we can all agree Aaron is very fab and Bugsy is a mystery

<Zhorken> hey guys
<Zhorken> do you figure Victini could fly on its buttwings?
<Vixie> NOT the image I pictured
<Zhorken> ... what?
<Vixie> I mean
<Vixie> I know what you're saying
<Vixie> but I pictured something totally different
<Vixie> at first
<Zhorken> I don't get it
<Vixie> literally *on* its buttwings
<Zhorken> hahahah
<Zhorken> like an aerial surfboard you sit on
<Zhorken> or something
<Zhorken> floatin' around like a genie
<Vixie> yeah kinda
 
the magical world of "#tcod" said:
[17:44] <surskitty> airport food is atrocious and not actually food
[17:44] <Espeon> neither is a bagpipe. :s

moments later said:
[17:44] <surskitty> delicious bagpipes
[17:44] <Espeon> but I kind of like them live. :x
 
stargirl42who: now i have see you in the darck stuck in my head
Hyper Icestorm: speaking of see u in the dark...
Hyper Icestorm: that's playing right now XD
stargirl42who: ....i got really creeped out
stargirl42who: untill the last part

(I can understand where she's coming from, I mean, the song is about sleeping with your best friend (and the best part is the the Jonas Brothers are singing in the background! no, really). Not that that'll ever happen...er, maybe I should shut up now...)
 
Markkie: dude
Markkie: my light
Markkie: makes the weirdest buzzing noise
Markkie: it's like
Markkie: a choir
Markkie: of
Markkie: wasps
Markkie: :D
AntipathicZora: ...i wouldn't touch it if i were you
Markkie: touch it?
Markkie: ooh
Markkie: good idea
Markkie: :D
AntipathicZora: ...
Markkie: OW IT'S FUCKING HOT
Markkie: it might have stung me
Markkie: :D
Markkie: maybe the wasps were magic
Markkie: and they have magical stingers
AntipathicZora: ...would that make you magical
Markkie: and i am now the chosen one that they have chosen
Markkie: which also makes me magical
AntipathicZora: well then work your magic
AntipathicZora: ...if you know what i mean
Markkie: (that's what she said)

And a bit after that

Markkie: i swear to god if i see that in the im thread
AntipathicZora: .... :3
 
Mike says: ...does Trick Room affect the power of Gyro Ball

Sable says: Nope.avi

Mike says: kthnx.avi

Sable says: Still a speed comparison, so slowbies do me
more
what

Mike says: ...xDDDDDDD

Sable says: never going to live that one down

Mike says: Nope
.avi
 
Alex: You can lick your own elbow?
Tom: With care
Tom: Haven't tried it recently
Alex: Mind = BLOWN
Alex: Kablammo.
Tom: To be honest, I probably shouldn't have dislocated my arm in the first place.
 
(explanation: my friend and I were very bored and so her computer kidnapped her and locked her away in a computer app for whatever reason. *edited slightly for LOTS OF ENTER KEY cause it was like every other word for her*)

stargirl42who: and i will be
Hyper Icestorm: alright
stargirl42who: talking for
Hyper Icestorm: this situation calls for THE DOCTOR
stargirl42who: her NOT THE DOCTOR ! HE WILL KILL ME
Hyper Icestorm:*summons David Tennant*
stargirl42who: AND David Tennant *swoons*

and somehow this rewired her entire computer

stargirl42who: Hi chel i am finally out stupid kidnapping computer....*looks to my left* Tom fletcher=-O
stargirl42who: what the hell did i miss

stargirl42who: Do you like waffles?
Hyper Icestorm: yeah i like waffles
stargirl42who: do you like pancakes?
Hyper Icestorm: yeah i like pancakes
stargirl42who: do you like french toast?
Hyper Icestorm: yeah i like french toast
stargirl42who: do doo do doo can't wait to get a mouthful
Hyper Icestorm: WAFFLES!
Hyper Icestorm: ...wow we're really hyper
stargirl42who: yes we are

(yes, our conversations are quite strange)
 
Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says:
yes.
...hee hee hee.
well guys
should i fight my butt again
Team Herp-a-Derp says:
yes
snack it repeatedly
...smack
not snack
zora do not snack on your ass
Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says:
...i don't think i want to snack on my ass
arent typos amazing
 
...i don't think i want to snack on my ass

That is just a perfect convo. :'D

Anyway, this is a group chat I was having in Facebook. Some poor word choice caused this rather silly and ultimately embarrassing conversation.
By the way, Alfred is my crush. Dude is an acquaintance.

ME: well, i'm going to finish my homework
i have a lot
because i am a naughty girl
and procrastinate
yall have fun without me
DUDE: naughty girl..
ME: nasty naughty girl
and you know what we do with bad girls
DUDE: *cough*alfred
what do you do with bad girls?
ME: he is not on
DUDE: I know
ME: he'll never know
what to do
with naughty girls
DUDE: what do you do with naughty girls?
ME: thye need to be punished, of course
DUDE: thats good
alfred should punish you
ME: hmm, how?a
any suggestions?
DUDE: I dont know, I am sure he can come up with something good
he is crazy that way
ME: oh come on
you've been leading me on all this time, thinking you have soem idea
surely you don't have SOME suggestion?
DUDE: most time its spanking

Up to this point, Alfred had not logged on! He had been on earlier, but he was offline before the "naughty girl" comment. I therefore made every comment above in jest and believed he would never ever see them, ever.

*ALFRED LOGS ON*
ALFRED: Im sorry my internet died out
ME: ...
ALFRED: Oh and Im all for spanking

Yeah, I was mortified. :x
 
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