The IM Thread

[Clover]

Usually I would say 'new post to add to this year'.

But.

 

[Flora]

Hyper Icestorm: and speaking of guys getting married
Hyper Icestorm: (don't worry, neither do I)
Hyper Icestorm: the last expansion pack has a bass
Hyper Icestorm: and drums
Hyper Icestorm: and a piano
Hyper Icestorm: and the base game comes with a guitar....
Hyper Icestorm: three guesses what formulated in my mind
oomelodymarieoo: omg. yes. yes. YES. DO IT.
Hyper Icestorm: AND ANDY COULD GET THE KISS RANDOM GUYS TRAIT
oomelodymarieoo: *imagines andy kissing random guys*
oomelodymarieoo: *swoons*
Hyper Icestorm: and alex too, cause another side effect is walking around in your swimwear quite frequently and for some reason I could see him doing that
oomelodymarieoo: *imagines again*
oomelodymarieoo: stop doing that to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

oomelodymarieoo: i know. i love tumblr<3
Hyper Icestorm: ^^
oomelodymarieoo: ...oh. oh god. IT BURNS
oomelodymarieoo: changed my mind i hate tumblr

 

[Coloursfall]

Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says (02:43):
...hey guys
which one of the old man's balls should i pick
ShadowSha *~Stalkig and writing~* says (02:43):
middle
split the difference
Singing Stories in the Void says (02:43):
this conversation is painful



...I love our chatgroup.

 

[Flora]

stargirl42who: how's ryan
Hyper Icestorm: pretty good
Hyper Icestorm: though i texted him two hours ago and haven't gotten a response either...
stargirl42who: ...rich and ryan...both failing at the same time....only one thing to explain it....
stargirl42who: they both robbed a bank
stargirl42who: has to be it

stargirl42who: and rich just ruined it damn
Hyper Icestorm: awww
Hyper Icestorm: but at least he texted you back!
stargirl42who: true but i wanted the bank robery

 

[Zora of Termina]

Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says:
*suddenly... DICKS EVERYWHERE*
ShadowSha *~Stalking and writing~* says:
Are they in witty outfits?
Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says:
Yes.
Yes they are.
ShadowSha *~Stalking and writing~* says:
Oooo, I wonder what the story for this episode will be.
Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says:
*grabs the popcorn*
ShadowSha *~Stalking and writing~* says:
I wonder if penis puppets cry....
Singing Stories in the Void says:
...WEEPING COCKS YOU SAY?
Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says:
MY GOODNESS
DO THEY WEEP BECAUSE THEY BREAK HYPHENS
LIKEW ZORRO
LIKE*
ShadowSha *~Stalking and writing~* says:
...why do i get the feeling someone is going to post this log on a thread?
Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says:
...on it.


I love our chatgroup too.

EDIT:

Brandon says:
THE BEST OF LICK AS THE ONE AND ONLY RESIDENT SCUMFUCK~
...luck*
oh my god.
Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says:
...lick
Brandon says:
LUCK*
LUCK DAMN IT LUCK
Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says:
i don't think i want to lick your scumfuck thanks

 

[Sylph]

Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says:
...why do i imagine there'll be a lot of licking involved
Little Bluberry Bomb says:
O:
Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says:
...oh
hi moony
Little Bluberry Bomb says:
(of but of course)
Well then!
ShadowSha *~Stalking and writing~* says:
....ok, that was by far the most awkward thing I sign in on.
Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says:
...x3
ShadowSha *~Stalking and writing~* says:
*darts off to a thread*

...I love my chat group.

 

[Zhorken]

<RainbowDash> Verrrrrne
<RainbowDash> be Fluttershy so we have everyone at once :c
» Verne is now known as Fluttershy
<RainbowDash> \o/
* Rarity does stuff
» mode/#tcod [+vvvvvv Applebloom Applejack PinkiePie Rarity Spike TwilightSparkle] by RainbowDash
<RainbowDash> someone’s missing...
<RainbowDash> ... duh
» mode/#tcod [+v Fluttershy] by RainbowDash
<opaltiger> guys I am fairly sure I was on yesterday evening
<opaltiger> what the HELL happened between then and now
<RainbowDash> MLP happened!
* Rarity sparkles
* PinkiePie boing boing boing
<opaltiger> it’s like a Doctor Who episode where suddenly everyone is obsessed with My Little Pony
<opaltiger> this is EERIE

(EDIT: For the record, mode +v is voice, which is the lowest level of power—it does nothing but let you talk when the channel is muted, which #tcod never is—so it's useful for marking and grouping people, in this case all the MLPeeps.)

 

[Bluberry Bat]

Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says (05:26):
Suck a dirty old woman x3
...such*
SUCH*
Little Bluberry Bomb says (05:26):
....
Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says (05:26):
SUCH DAMMIT
Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says (05:27):
SUUUUUUCCCCHHHH*




At this rate this thread ought to be named after us.

 

[Equinoxe]

Yomiel says:
how big is whale poop
St. says:
i had a super bad-
what
just what
how the fuck would i know
Yomiel says:
i was just wondering
St. says:
i dont study whale poop for a living
Yomiel says:
too bad
St. says:
im not a whalepoopologist
Yomiel says:
itd be a great career, i bet
now i wanna be a whalepoopologist

St. says:
"Billy, what do you wanna be when you grow up"
"I WANNA BE A WHALEPOOPOLOGIST"

OKAY I WAS FORCED TO PUT THESE HERE

 

[Zora of Termina]

Brandon says:
meanwhile
i need to find a goddamn pencil
Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says:
...did you look on your desk
or on the floor around it
Brandon says:
shh
yes
Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says:
what about...
in your pants
Brandon says:
found one
...
horrible timing
HORRIBLE
TIMING

 

[Worst Username Ever]

A conversation with some Hetalia RP friends. (I'm ©µ@¦Э±i¢д.)

Natalya sier:
(brb, vaffles~)
Francis sier:
(x___x fuck you)
©µ@¦Э±i¢д sier:
(om nom nom, waffles)
Albion sier:
(fff, VAFLER TAT)
Norge sier:
Vaffel?
Natalya sier:
(so, yeah, brb)
Albion sier:
( GIMME VAFLER! D< )
(NOW!)
©µ@¦Э±i¢д sier:
(GIVE ME TOO)
Norge sier:
(*gives vafler*)
Natalya sier:
(come TAKE them D<)
Albion sier:
(Vafler~ =w= ... Really, Erisu-chan~? >u>*)
Natalya sier:
(yes~)
Francis sier:
(vaffeeeeeeeeeeeeeel /sob)
Natalya sier:
(BRB NOW. or I'll never get to my vaffles.)
Albion sier:
(Nuuu TAT x2)
Francis sier:
(Scandinavian style waffles. *Is ttly reading about waffles on wikipedia*)
Francis sier:
(Sweden has his own waffle- day /sob)
Natalya sier:
(OH NOM NOM TASTY WAFFLES)
Albion sier:
(*runs and snatches a vaffel*)
Natalya sier:
*gives vaffle~*
*( )
Albion sier:
( :'DD *noms vaffel* )
©µ@¦Э±i¢д sier:
(*steals waffles and noms*)
Francis sier:
Scandinavian style waffles, common throughout the Nordic countries especially Sweden, are thin, made in a heart-shaped waffle iron. The batter is similar to other varieties. The most common style are sweet, with whipped or sour cream and strawberry or raspberry jam, or berries, or simply sugar, on top. In Norway, brown cheese is also a popular topping. As with crèpes, there are those who prefer
a salted style with various mixes, such as blue cheese. In Finland, savory toppings are uncommon; instead jam, sugar, whipped cream or vanilla ice cream are usually used. The Swedish tradition dates at least to the 1400s, and there is even a particular day for the purpose, Vårfrudagen ("Our Lady's Day"), which sounds like Våffeldagen (waffle day), and is therefore used for the purpose.
This is March 25 (nine months before Christmas), the Christian holiday of Annunciation.[10]
(random knowledge, just for you~)
©µ@¦Э±i¢д sier:
(haha, nice to know)
Albion sier:
(OMFG, VAFFELDAG~*q* )
Francis sier:
(yes. DOWANT. let's move to sweden )
©µ@¦Э±i¢д sier:
(I'll join youuu, vaffeldag fwt)
*ftw
Albion sier:
(HUNGARY IS FLOODED D: )
Francis sier:
(fft, we always eat waffles with our neighbours on the 23rd june, so we kinda have our own )
Francis sier:
(Poland was too)
(THEY'VE GOT A WAFFLE-DAY THERE?)
Albion sier:
(WE'LL CREATE ONE )
Francis sier:
(FINE WITH ME)
Natalya sier:
(fffff, all the Swedes move here, and now we're going there?)
(8D)
©µ@¦Э±i¢д sier:
(x3)
Albion sier:
(8D)
Francis sier:
(they just want to steal our jobs. du'h)
Natalya sier:
(it's their way to sneakily make us accept a new union later, by smuggling in a bunch of their people)
©µ@¦Э±i¢д sier:
(of course, it all makes sense now...)
Francis sier:
(... *in shock*)
Albion sier:
( ...sneaky bastards >_> )
Francis sier:
(that's why norwegians hate swedes *glares against Åre*)
Natalya sier:
(they're actually planning to make Scandinavia a country on its own again, see? Starting with us, and then making Denmark join)
©µ@¦Э±i¢д sier:
(It's a conspiracy...)
Natalya sier:
(Of course it is!)
(pfffffffffff)
©µ@¦Э±i¢д sier:
(*creepy music*)

 

[Aenrhien]

Drake says:
hey riley guess what i just realised that made me chuckle like a little girl
Riley says:
...that you constantly sound like a sugar high 13 year old girl on coke -and- speed?
Drake says:
no but your name when you say it right in japanese
sounds like "raikou" and "suicune" mashed together
Riley says:
lol
Drake says:
see try it say raikun* with the right inflection
wait wtf did you call me
don't make me have to stab you with something

* For anyone who doesn't get it: r(long "i")kun(kind of sounds like trying to say "sun" and "soon" at the same time but with a "k" sound instead of "s"). Think about it.

 

[Zora of Termina]

Technogeist says:
I'm sorry but to me 'Cockledurr' is not perfectly good
.....conk
conkledurr
Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says:
Gimme a chance to play the game
Technogeist says:
not- oh fuckles
Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says:
...
...............
Technogeist says:
AND THAT'S JUST ANOTHER REASON
*hide*

eeeyup.

EDIT:

Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says:
So which set then
ShadowSha *~Stalking and writing~* says:
Hmm...the first one is...full of fucks, the thrid makes me laugh and find it more like a frat house, and the third...is quite interesting but i doubt they could beat her ass.
ducks*
Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says:
...
dandelion in spring says:
....x3c
ShadowSha *~Stalking and writing~* says:
Full of ducks*
Zora LeAnn ( aka The Zorark) says:
Full of fucks.
*IM Thread*

I love our chatgroup.

 

[Zhorken]

<RainbowDash> [link redacted just to be safe, because piracy] -- this is a list of download links
<RainbowDash> there's also um
<RainbowDash> well there's YouTube, for one
<RainbowDash> OH
<RainbowDash> this is the wrong window
<Vondell> hello
<RainbowDash> I was trying to inform Geight
<Fluttershy> RainbowDash: indoctrinating another?
<Geight> I'm not getting indoctrinated into shit I'm gonna watch ponies on my own volition
<Geight> but the mlp thread [on SA (I think)] got gassed so I had to ask somebody where to find ponies!!
<Vondell> yeah mlp does not require indoctrination
<Vondell> just introduction
<Vondell> it handles itself from there

 

[Worst Username Ever]

Me and a friend's... strange conversation. (kind of big, but meh)

Fwed sier:
...
CHALY
8D
I stole cookie
:]
Meme Tendo sier:
NO, I DID
No, wait
We both stole cookie
Fwed sier:
No WAIT!
You stole the cookie, I ate it!
good plan?
Meme Tendo sier:
No, you got it all wrong
I get half of the cookie
I stole it, after all
Fwed sier:
HEY!
Wait
I know
Meme Tendo sier:
What?
Fwed sier:
Let's make the green potato stea it.
*steal
Meme Tendo sier:
Yeah
That potato never does anything
But I need the cookie.
They are a very important ingredient for awesomesauce
Fwed sier:
I need it for cake.
Meme Tendo sier:
The cake that is a lie?
Fwed sier:
Soooo, gimme the cookie
What?
I need it for cake!
Meme Tendo sier:
We'll split the cookie
Fwed sier:
And bake a cake!
Meme Tendo sier:
I'll take the big part and you can have the small one. >:3
Hm, cakes are ALSO an ingredient of awesomesauce...
So sure, if I get a slice.
Fwed sier:
..
THEN
I'll buy som cookie
Meme Tendo sier:
Yeah
Fwed sier:
Yeah
Good plan
Meme Tendo sier:
With Bob's money. >:3
Fwed sier:
Why Bob?
Why not Bab?
Meme Tendo sier:
Yeah, sure, Bob, Bab, whoever
Fwed sier:
I'll take...
BUB!
Yeah
Meme Tendo sier:
^^
So, here's the deal: You get money from Bub and Bab to buy cookies, we bake a cake and I get half a cookie?
Sounds good.
Fwed sier:
But
There's ONE problem
Meme Tendo sier:
And that is...
Fwed sier:
I do not know, that is, the problem
):
Meme Tendo sier:
Oh.
Is that so.
We have an unknown problem?
Fwed sier:
YEAH!
You know.
Meme Tendo sier:
Wait... yeah, I think I know what you mean.
That one thing with the rubber ducks, right?
Fwed sier:
No, the thing with the dubber suck!
You know.
Meme Tendo sier:
Oh, I get it. I mess those two up all the time.
But if we're ready, let's go.
You know what you're doing.
Fwed sier:
Yeah, I got the plan.
But, there's ANOTHER problem!
Meme Tendo sier:
And what could that be?
Fwed sier:
You see..
The "Wax Man" is to come visit Bub today.
Meme Tendo sier:
Wait... you don't mean THAT guy?
'Cause if it's him... yeah, that's a problem alright.
Fwed sier:
Yeah, the Wax Man.
Bub is in biig trouble.
Meme Tendo sier:
Oh noes!
What do we do?
Fwed sier:
Eject him
We'll use Bibella.
Meme Tendo sier:
...What are we waiting for? Let's go!
Fwed sier:
Wait, I forgot my Wii
!
Meme Tendo sier:
Then go get it, but hurry
We don't have much time
Fwed sier:
Why?
Meme Tendo sier:
Because...
I just got a message the Wax Man is on his way to Bub's house right now.
Fwed sier:
Oh noes!
Let's fly!
Bibella, come on
Meme Tendo sier:
YEAH
Uh... sorry I forgot, but who or what was Bibella now again?
Whatever, I guess it doesn't matter
Bub might be in big trouble already!
Fwed sier:
...
Wait
Bub is none other than Bib!
Meme Tendo sier:
He changed his name?
I changed my name too, as you can see, but I regret it.
Fwed sier:
Oh noes.
This can only meen..
mean
i mean
Meme Tendo sier:
So what does it mean?
Wait...
You don't mean...
Fwed sier:
YES!
Meme Tendo sier:
No, not that... anything but that!
You know how I feel about...
Fwed sier:
Yes
the...TEST!
It's all finished
Meme Tendo sier:
Oh, just the test? That's a relief...
I thought... well, never mind.
Fwed sier:
..
you don't mean
..
Meme Tendo sier:
Whatever happens, I'll NEVER give Bub or Wax Man the secret recipe for awesomesauce, no matter what they will give us for it!
As the world's biggest producer of awesomesauce... actually the world's ONLY producer, I can't allow that to happen!
Fwed sier:
I don't mean that!
I mean, the cake, and the lie.
What are we going to believe?
Meme Tendo sier:
I have always heard that the cake is a lie...
But some say it's really a misspelling of "the cake is a pie"
So there can still be some hope...
Fwed sier:
..
oja
Oyeah
LET'S SAY
The cake is no pie
A pie is too tiny
Meme Tendo sier:
Yeah!
I think that's how it is!
But let's go, let's use that Bibella thing to get to Bub/Bib so we can help him
Or do we have some sudden changes in our plan?
Fwed sier:
...
Nono!
Bibella is Bub, and Bub is Bib!
Meme Tendo sier:
Oh, I get it. ...I think,
...Yeah, I got it now.
So, what's left now?
Just getting the cookies?
Fwed sier:
..
But
Yeah
money?
Meme Tendo sier:
I actually... got some money here.
Don't ask me where I got it from
But it means we don't have to worry about that anymore.
Fwed sier:
Yeah, like, hah, why would someone steal it?
*money gets stolen*
..
Meme Tendo sier:
Hey? Who stole it?
Fwed sier:
OHMYGAWD
IT WAS BIBELINE
Meme Tendo sier:
Bibeline?
NOES
Give me back my money NOW!
Fwed sier:
Bibeline is a ladyman!
Stop her!
Meme Tendo sier:
GET BACK HERE, BIBELINE
OR I'LL USE MY WHOOPSHOOP LAZER GUN
*runs after Bibeline*
Fwed sier:
WAIT!
Bibeline has a-
ups
Too late
Meme Tendo sier:
Wut... NOOOOOOO!
Fwed sier:
x.x
Meme Tendo sier:
DON'T TRY ANYTHING, I'LL...
Fwed sier:
..
oh noes
Meme Tendo sier:
Wait a minute... what's this?
...
You know what I'm talking about.
Or maybe you don't, that's okay.
The thing is, I think I found Bibeline's weak spot...
...HOW WILL FRED AND CHALETICA EVER GET OUT OF THIS MESS? WHERE AND WHAT IS THE WEAK SPOT? WILL THEY GET THEIR COOKIES AND AWESOMESAUCE?
Fwed sier:
...
AND IS THE NEXT BIG PROBLEM?
*WHAAAT
Meme Tendo sier:
Find out tomorrow, at the Bibella Channel.
Fwed sier:
STAY TUNED, IN "THE NECT BIG PROBLEM"!
*NEXT!^

 

[Zora of Termina]

Zora LeAnn ( I JUST HAD SEX) says:
I'm good~
And you, my dear~?
Technogeist says:
slept ALL bloody day. And yannow what, felt food x3
....good
I do not feel up food
I swear

 

[RavenMarkku]

Zora says:
AWWWWW SHIT, GETCHER TOWELS READY IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN
Brandon Ayden says:
oh fuck.
Zora says:
EVERYBODY IN THE PLACE HIT THE FUCKIN DECK, AND STAND ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN TOEAS
TOES*
WE RUBBIN' THIS, LET'S GO
...
runnin*
Brandon Ayden says:
Oh god.
Zora says:
aaaand i killed it
xD
Brandon Ayden says:
BOATROLL FAILED.

 

[Flora]

Tia: QUICK
Me: UM
Tia: I gotta go in like 2 seconds
Tia: give me his address
Tia: and ill kill him on the way

Tia: so lets be glad its done with
Tia: and ill get back to trying to set you up with jesse :-D

 

[Not Meowth]

Arylett Dawnsborough says (11:25 AM):
*I have many things I want to jizz you.
Mike says (11:25 AM):
*Oh my.
Mike says (11:26 AM):
*I can jizz.

You're not going to believe this but that sounds a lot better in context

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

Mike says (9:22 AM):
*Kraznibapple.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (9:25 AM):
*Kraxz nipple?
*Kraz*
Mike says (9:25 AM):
*No, krazbanipple.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (9:26 AM):
*Kraz banned nipples?
Mike says (9:27 AM):
*Yes!
*If you have nipples you will go to jail.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (9:30 AM):
*But...
*You have them.
Mike says (9:30 AM):
*SHHHH!
*Not so loud.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (9:34 AM):
*NIPPLEMIKE!
*HE HAS NIPPLES!
*CATCH HIM!
Mike says (9:34 AM):
*D':
Mike says (9:35 AM):
*How dare you jizz on my nipples!

If you're wondering, Mike was screwing around with a cipher, and it managed to turn "tell" into "jizz," creating lots of amusement and "I'm going to jizz on you if you don't!"