The IM Thread

[Arylett Charnoa]

A really quick one:

Markky says (4:23 PM):
*ON HIS FACE IS A MAAAP OF THE WOOOORLD~
Arylett Dawnsborough says (4:23 PM):
*;;Locates Africa on your face;;
*Oh thanks!
Markky says (4:23 PM):
*xDDDDDD

 

[Zora of Termina]

<Zora> Back
<Zora> Had to go see if the truck was on fire
<Dragon_Arbock> Hi there.
<Dragon_Arbock> Wait, truck on fire?
<Flareth> Okay
<Zora> Yes.
<Flareth> Truck on fire? Creepy
<Flareth> ...and a good band name
<Zora> best you don't ask.
<Flareth> Truck on Fire
<Zora> calling the band name
<Flareth> The band most famous for
<Flareth> Sleeping With Xemnas (Because Xigbar's a Hacker)
<Flareth> and
<Flareth> "The Price of Pie and How Roxas Ate it All"
<Flareth> Their first song was called
<Flareth> "I've Seen Demyx in a Thong And Want To Sing About It (AKA Demythong)"
<Zora> ...
<Zora> wat
<Flareth> A rival band accused them of ripping off their song "Lexaeus's Bras"
<Zora> ...this is going in the IM thread

 

[Solstice]

Kali and I being randum.

6:57:25 PM dan_scymew: I guess you get no phone
6:57:43 PM explosionmessenger: NUUUUUU-wait, my phone magically turned on! WTF?
6:57:45 PM dan_scymew: tough lesson to learn, about the problems with being lazy
6:57:56 PM dan_scymew: watch it turn back off within seconds
6:58:03 PM explosionmessenger: I DON'T WANNA BE LECTURED, MOMMEH
6:58:09 PM explosionmessenger: DX
6:58:17 PM dan_scymew: hehe
6:58:35 PM explosionmessenger: IT'S BARS ARE GOING UP TO... OVER 9000! *crushes scouter*
6:59:33 PM explosionmessenger: XD
6:59:46 PM explosionmessenger: MY PHONE WILL NEVAH RUN OUT OF POWER!
6:59:54 PM dan_scymew: Mine are over 10,000. Noob.
7:00:03 PM explosionmessenger: It's... It's making a... WAIT, WHAT?
7:00:18 PM explosionmessenger: IT'S MAKING A BEEPING NOISE.
7:00:25 PM dan_scymew: because you fail
7:00:26 PM explosionmessenger: Is it supposed to do that.
7:00:32 PM explosionmessenger: NUUUU
7:01:13 PM explosionmessenger: And it's not a text message, cause when I get one, it says, "I wear no pants, I wear no pants" and so on. :true:
7:01:29 PM explosionmessenger: It.. has a pic of a bomb with a match...
7:01:43 PM explosionmessenger: THE MATCH IS LIGHTING THE BOMB!
7:01:50 PM explosionmessenger: OH SH*T!
7:01:55 PM dan_scymew: oh no... it's gonna bloooow!
7:02:01 PM explosionmessenger: DXDXDXDX
7:02:12 PM explosionmessenger: *runs around, panicing*
7:02:22 PM explosionmessenger: NUUUU
7:02:36 PM explosionmessenger: *picks up phone, and throws out window*
7:02:39 PM explosionmessenger: YES!
7:02:49 PM explosionmessenger: Too bad that wasn't AT@T...
7:02:53 PM dan_scymew: *explo....fizzle*
7:02:54 PM explosionmessenger: ;_;
7:03:22 PM explosionmessenger: Verizon is awesome, and NOW I GOTTA WAIT TWO MORE YEARS, DAMMIT. >.<
7:12:03 PM explosionmessenger: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuu
7:12:08 PM explosionmessenger: NOT MAI PUNE
7:12:17 PM explosionmessenger: YOU RUINED MEH

 

[Shadow Serenity]

So I was on Tibia watching the game-chat and my buddy Jake (Vassili Zietsev, below) jumps in and we got this:

03:41 Ethan The Fanatic [105]: OMG GUYS
03:41 Ethan The Fanatic [105]: GUESS WHAT
03:41 Rawrr Rawrr Reptar [10]: ?
03:41 Lawllz [102]: what
03:41 Guniop [184]: sup
03:41 Tellytubbie [222]: we gotta guess
03:41 Ethan The Fanatic [105]: I don't have to get up at 6:30am tomorrow
03:42 Mysterious Spy [60]: yes you do to cook me breakfast
03:42 Crossfyre [27]: fired
03:42 Crossfyre [27]: ?
03:42 Ethan The Fanatic [105]: no
03:42 Ethan The Fanatic [105]: timetable change
03:42 Ethan The Fanatic [105]: :l
03:42 Crossfyre [27]: nice
03:42 Lawllz [102]: breakfast for me too pls
03:42 Ethan The Fanatic [105]: ok
03:42 Ethan The Fanatic [105]: breakfast at my house
03:42 Ethan The Fanatic [105]: pancakes or french toast?
03:42 Mysterious Spy [60]: waffles? :D
03:42 Crossfyre [27]: is breakfast code for sex?
03:43 Ethan The Fanatic [105]: actually
03:43 Mysterious Spy [60]: shhhh
03:43 Ethan The Fanatic [105]: we have a waffle iron
03:43 Lawllz [102]: i want mine in bed :\
03:43 Vassilli Zietsev [105]: Waffle iron is some sex euphimism?
03:43 Lawllz [102]: breakfast in bed
03:43 Lawllz [102]: :D
03:43 Mysterious Spy [60]: yes. yes it is.
03:43 Ethan The Fanatic [105]: lol
03:43 Crossfyre [27]: lol jake
03:43 Ethan The Fanatic [105]: 19:43 Crossfyre [27]: is breakfast code for sex? 19:43 Lawllz [102]: breakfast in bed 19:43 Lawllz [102]: :D
03:43 Vassilli Zietsev [105]: I would hope it's in a bed... Could get disgusting otherwise.
03:44 Mysterious Spy [60]: i want breakfast in bed too plx
03:44 Crossfyre [27]: breakfast in an aeroplane is fun
03:44 Vassilli Zietsev [105]: I like breakfast by myself.
03:44 Ethan The Fanatic [105]: Ill make breakfast for everyone in bed
03:44 Ethan The Fanatic [105]: :/
03:44 Mysterious Spy [60]: yay
03:44 Vassilli Zietsev [105]: Or shre breakfast with a pillow.
03:45 Vassilli Zietsev [105]: share*
03:45 Crossfyre [27]: this convo just went o.0
03:45 Ethan The Fanatic [105]: yes
03:45 Ethan The Fanatic [105]: yes it did

 

[Zora of Termina]

<Flareth> I'M ENGLISH THEN
<Zora> YOU'RE ENGLISH YOU'RE ENGLISH?
<Flareth> YESH
<Flareth> I'M CREEPY AND
<Flareth> AND AND AND
<Zora> DO YOU HAVE WINGS
=-=Flareth is now known as Xerizero
<Xerizero> Drat....
<Xerizero> 've been found out
<Zora> ...OH NO!
* Xerizero pulls out lacy bras
* Xerizero puts on lipstick
* Xerizero starts to strip
<Zora>...
<Xerizero> Come here, baby
<Zora> I'm not sure whether to enjoy this or run away as fast as I can.
<Zora> >>
<Zora> <<
<Xerizero> I need to grab a spork
<Xerizero> If you know what i mean
<Xerizero> *I
<Xerizero> I DON'T WASH MY HANDS
<Xerizero> CUZ I'M EVIL
<Xerizero> I eat babies
<Xerizero> And go after little kids
<Xerizero> Tell them to take a ride in my death wagon
<Xerizero> It's covered in spikes
<Xerizero> And tastes of bitter defeat
<Xerizero> My armpit hair looks nice
<Zora> ...
<Xerizero> I TOOK 40 CAKES!
* Zora snickers
<Zora> Oh, and by the way.
<Zora> I'm not Zora.
<Xerizero> I love Jack's armpit
<Xerizero> Oh rly
* Zora tears off costume to reveal...
=-=YOU are now known as Cassandra
<Xerizero> HEY SEXY BABE
* Cassandra smirks and takes pictures
<Xerizero> WANT TO SEE ME IN THE THONG AGAIN
<Xerizero> YOUR BUTT SMELLS OF CHEESE
<Cassandra> THEY'LL NEVER RESPECT YOU AGAIN
<Xerizero> I WAS NEVER RESPECTED
<Xerizero> BECAUSE OF THAT INSPID FLARETH
<Xerizero> *INSIPID
<Cassandra> ...Oh really.
<Xerizero> MY LEG IS STUCK IN THIS DOG
<Cassandra> ...
<Cassandra> You've gone batshit, haven't you.
* Xerizero shoves foot into mouth
<Cassandra> ...Yup.
<Xerizero> HOW KIND OF YOU TO NOTICE
<Cassandra> >>
* Xerizero puts on suntan lotion
<Cassandra> ...
<Xerizero> I'M AN EVIL CANADIN ENGLISH PIE OVERLORD
<Xerizero> *CANADIAN
<Cassandra> YOU WERE NEVER CANADIAN
<Cassandra> BLASPHEMER
<Xerizero> ....
=-= Xerizero is now known as A
=-= A is now known as AForce
<Cassandra> ...?
* AForce knocks Xerizero out of the room
=-= AForce is now known as Flareth
* Cassandra runs off
=-= YOU are now known as Zora
=-= User mode for Zora is now +r
<Flareth> .....What just happened?
* Zora returns with a plate of chicken wings
<Zora> I... I'm not sure.

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

I wasn't even sleep-deprived this time:

(6:02 PM) Kinova: Good afternoondaynighteveningprevning!
(6:02 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: ...Crap, that is a mouthful, Snapecakes.
(6:03 PM) Kinova: A mouhful of cake. Snapecakes... not to be confusd with spacecakes... I wonder what they would taste like?
(6:05 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: It would taste like badly cooked potions.
(6:05 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: And Spacecakes taste like astronauts.
(6:05 PM) Kinova: TO INFINITY - AND BEYOND!
(6:06 PM) Kinova: Potions with a tang of depressing and scathingness. Aw. :c
(6:06 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: ;;Eats Buzz Lightcakes;;
Yes, pretty much. >= No Cheering Charms there.
(6:07 PM) Kinova: We could try and fix it. *pokes wand in the mix*
(6:07 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: NO NO NO!
DO NOT!
;;Fwaps wand out of your hand;;
(6:08 PM) Kinova: Awww! But I wanted Snapecakes to feel better. *scuffs feet*
(6:08 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: I tried to one time...
(6:08 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: And then it turned me into a Dementor! The journalists had a riot.
(6:09 PM) Kinova: Oh dear... but at least you had a gardening pal!
(6:13 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: That's true... but everyone kept running away from me!
And Harry Potter kept trying to kill me.
(6:14 PM) Kinova: Tsk. That boy. Shameful image of his father! His mum was much nicer.
(6:14 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: So true.
(6:14 PM) Kinova: (I am Snapecake?)
(6:14 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: (You are Snapecake.)
(6:14 PM) Kinova: (Rad.)
(6:14 PM) Kinova: *angstangsthandsoutdetention*
(6:15 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: ...
;;Dements;;
(6:16 PM) Kinova: How very dare you! It's a well known fact that Dementors are mere mimic-ers or myself. Note the sweeping black cloaks, the depressing atmosphere... the general grumpiness.
(6:20 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: Well, I thought you were a vampire!
A bad vampire imitator...
(6:20 PM) Kinova: *splutters* A - a /vampire/?
(6:20 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: You and your cloak are often described as a "large swooping bat" by the author!
(6:21 PM) Kinova: Well - well - I have to draw my inspiration from somewhere!
(6:22 PM) Kinova: Besides, while I am the ~perfect~ homage to the bat family, the Dementors are a mere... tribute band.
(6:22 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: Hmph! We are MORE than just silly ridiculous bats!
(6:23 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: We are the very representation of DEPRESSION ITSELF, thank you very much!
Do YOU strike terror into the heart of Harry Potter himself?
No!
You just make him hate you.
(6:23 PM) Kinova: ..
.
(6:23 PM) Kinova: I am /shocked/ and /appauled/.
Depression? Depression? Have you ever /experienced/ depression?
(6:24 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: ...Yes.
(6:25 PM) Kinova: Have you existed for most of your life feeling guilty and jealous and heartbroken and hateful and... *lip quiver* - no! I THINK NOT.
(6:25 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: YES, I HAVE!
Thank you very much!
What do you know... you don't know me!
(6:25 PM) Kinova: But your are a Dementor!
(6:25 PM) Kinova: All you do is drift around and snog people to death!
(6:27 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: Yes well, have you ever thought...
That the reason we suck out happiness is because...
(6:27 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: WE'RE always depressed?
And we need something to keep us from commiting suicide?!
(6:28 PM) Kinova: But...
(6:28 PM) Kinova: I thought you were already dead? Skeletal, after all...?
(6:28 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: That's because we're anorexic!
We have SO MANY issues!
(6:29 PM) Kinova: Oh - oh, well - I was quite unaware. Drink?
(6:29 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: ...Hmph!
;;Turns back;;
(6:29 PM) Kinova: *shuffles awkwardly*
(6:30 PM) Kinova: Look, er... I didn't mean to offend you. I merely thought you were a mindless, soulless being with no feelings.
... >>
(6:30 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: ...That's what they all think!
That's what they say... about all of us!
;;Cries;;
(6:30 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: They chase us around with wands and don't even ASK!
(6:31 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: "Oh, how are you feeling, Dementy?"
NO!
They just shove out patronuses!
(6:31 PM) Kinova: Well, you are usually trying to suck their faces off.
*waves hands* Not that I blame you!
(6:31 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: Because we have to DEFEND OURSELVES from their wands!
(6:31 PM) Kinova: I see why...
(6:31 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: And because... we're always wanting to DIE!
(6:32 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: Hmph... and you think you've got it bad, giant bat man...
(6:32 PM) Kinova: Well, I do! Everyone hates me! Even when I work for the good guys, everyone still hates me.
(6:33 PM) Kinova: I think... we are both part and parcel of some vicious cycles.
(6:33 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: ...Very well, I will concede to that.
(6:34 PM) Kinova: *sits glumly*
(6:34 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: ;;Sighs dementedly;;
(6:35 PM) Kinova: ... Well, I didn't think it possible, but I'm more depressed than ever. I feel so sad and grumpity... *drinks*
(6:36 PM) Arylett Dawnsborough: It's because you're near me.
(6:37 PM) Kinova: ...Oh.

 

[nastypass]

[18:24] -->| rikuu (link1127@rox-59889BF0.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #tcod
[18:24] <rikuu> hi guys
[18:24] <rikuu> ....
[18:24] <rikuu> :<
[18:24] <Geight> man my dick is hard
[18:25] <NWT> you too?
[18:25] <rikuu> ..........
[18:25] <Geight> also #tcod I have this problem
[18:25] <rikuu> oh no..not this conversation again
[18:25] <Geight> see yesterday I decided I'd put ice cubes in my butt
[18:25] <Geight> I got three of them out of the freezer and put them in a bowl, then put some warm water in the bowl to let them thaw a bit
[18:26] <Geight> I let the first one get too tiny so it was worthless so I just ate it
[18:26] <Geight> but the second one was still a decent size and I used my thumb to thaw down the sharp edge
[18:26] |<-- rikuu has left irc.veekun.com (Quit: DSOrganize IRC)
[18:26] <Geight> mission
[18:26] <Geight> complete
[18:27] <surskitty> ... That's disturbing and I do hope you made that up.
[18:27] <Geight> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDqtl7VH_qs

 

[Flora]

stargirl42who (3:47:08 PM): is that you chel?
Hyper Icestorm (3:47:13 PM): yep!
stargirl42who (3:47:37 PM): are you sure it is you cuz i could have chel's evil twin or something
Hyper Icestorm (3:47:59 PM): if I had an evil twin you'd probablly know
stargirl42who (3:48:28 PM): well tell me something only chel and not her evil twin that she dosen't know about would knoe '
Hyper Icestorm (3:48:38 PM): uh...
Hyper Icestorm (3:48:48 PM): *thinks*
stargirl42who (3:49:33 PM): ...WE HAVE AN IMPSOTER REPEAT WE HAVE AN IMPOSTER
Hyper Icestorm (3:49:44 PM): EXTRMINATE
Hyper Icestorm (3:49:51 PM): *EXTERMINATE
stargirl42who (3:50:00 PM): Ok then it is you

dude, you can totally identify me by asking what Daleks do XD

EDIT:

stargirl42who (8:23:21 PM): hey chel what time should i come over tomorrow?
Hyper Icestorm (8:23:34 PM): my mom's says anytime is fine
Hyper Icestorm (8:23:47 PM): (haha i was just gonna IM you XD)
stargirl42who (8:23:57 PM): so i can show up at 3 am good

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

Once again, what happens when I'm tired. And with Zora.

Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:17 AM):
*On Mondays, I let him frinkle my bottom.
*And on Sundays is Salsa Dancing Night.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:18 AM):
*Where I toss salsa.
*And dance.
*He dances too and I make him wear a Ludicolo costume.
Zora says (7:18 AM):
*...A Ludicolo costume?
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:18 AM):
*Yep! With a giant Miror B afro.
*I even play funky disco music.
Zora says (7:18 AM):
*...8DDDDDDD
Zora says (7:19 AM):
*You have made my dreams come true.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:19 AM):
*I thank you, good sir.
*I mean, ma'am.
*Or sir.
*Sometimes you're a man in my dreams.
*So who cares.
Zora says (7:19 AM):
*...
*So I'm A Man In Japan?
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:19 AM):
*You are.
Zora says (7:20 AM):
*If Japan is your dreams of course.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:20 AM):
*You're A Man In Japan With a Plan and A Big Ass Fan who likes to Eat Flan.
Zora says (7:20 AM):
*(...status'd)
*I am?
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:20 AM):
*That's what you is. And that's what you am! Some guy with a plan!
*(...Oh dear.)
Zora says (7:21 AM):
*And a Big Ass Fan!
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:21 AM):
*That too. Sometimes you like to wear it on your ass.
*I've always wondered, but never thought to ask why.
Zora says (7:21 AM):
*Because I like Flan!
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:21 AM):
*True! Oh, how could I forget that... I just said it.
Zora says (7:21 AM):
*(and apparently rhyming too!)
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:22 AM):
*You like flan and you like to watch me to the can-can.
*And you have a friend.
*And his name's Sam.
Zora says (7:22 AM):
*And another friend named Dan.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:22 AM):
*Don't you have one named Stan?
Zora says (7:23 AM):
*And Stan has a pan.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:23 AM):
*Does he smack your fan with his pan?
Zora says (7:23 AM):
*Whenever he can.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:23 AM):
*Oh goddamn.
Zora says (7:24 AM):
*I know, man.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:24 AM):
*What about that one time, when you ran? Did he smack you with his pan?
Zora says (7:24 AM):
*No, I smacked Stan with my Plan Fan of Flan.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:25 AM):
*What about Sam?
Zora says (7:25 AM):
*Sam was doing Dan.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:25 AM):
*Did they use strawberry jam?
Zora says (7:25 AM):
*And they both got a tan.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:25 AM):
*And I suppose they got it on cam.
Zora says (7:26 AM):
*Yes, but then they ran.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:26 AM):
*Did they meet a girl named Fran?
Zora says (7:26 AM):
*Yes. Fran is the sister of Stan.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:27 AM):
*Was her birth unplanned?
Zora says (7:27 AM):
*Yes, because their parents used a failed Condom in a Can.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:27 AM):
*...Damn. I heard from Sam that his dad used to smack her with a ham.
Zora says (7:28 AM):
*And also some spam.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:28 AM):
*And what about you? What about your flan and your plan, how does this come into this story of Sam and Stan and Fran?
Zora says (7:29 AM):
*Simple, I'll explain if I can.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:29 AM):
*Then do it, I want an explanation cram!
Zora says (7:29 AM):
*I used my fan to hatch a plan, to use my flan, in Japan, where I'm a man, to defeat the father of Fran.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:30 AM):
*...Is the father of Fran none other than... the dreaded... Yokonoshi San?
Zora says (7:30 AM):
*Yes, and he was after my fan. And Dan.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:31 AM):
*So... it was all a sham.
Zora says (7:32 AM):
*Yes, and I had to travel to Bhutan.
*In Sudan.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:32 AM):
*What's in Sudan? Africans?
Zora says (7:32 AM):
*And a lot of rattan.
Zora says (7:33 AM):
*And for some reason, Roseanne.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:33 AM):
*Roseanne? Oh man! If I were you, I would've gone to Japan, because I'm sure there, you have a lot more fans.
Zora says (7:33 AM):
*I had one fan named Vantran.
Zora says (7:34 AM):
*He was a hatchet man.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:34 AM):
*Careful Zora, it sounds like a scam.
Zora says (7:34 AM):
*He was from Kazakhstan. It was not a scam.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:35 AM):
*Are you sure? I don't like the sound of this man... he reminds me of my ex-girlfriend Jan.
Zora says (7:35 AM):
*Naw, he was an Organization Man.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:36 AM):
*He belonged in that crazy castle with that crazy rape plan?
*Yep, that sounds like Jan.
Zora says (7:36 AM):
*Then I'll just have to go to Catamaran.
*In my passenger van.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:37 AM):
*I want to come! But I'm not sure if I can.
Zora says (7:37 AM):
*It's alright man, we'll disguise you as Peter Pan!
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:39 AM):
*...I have to be a gay fairy man? That's like putting lions with lambs, they'll make fun of me so much, I just... damn.
Zora says (7:39 AM):
*Would you rather dress up like Diane?
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:39 AM):
*Who is Diane, I've never heard of her in any country, is she American?
Zora says (7:40 AM):
*She's the resident Gayman.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:40 AM):
*But isn't she a woman?
Zora says (7:40 AM):
*Not in Iran1
Zora says (7:41 AM):
*!*
*(Rhyyyymes up the assssss~)
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:41 AM):
*What about in Pakistan?
Zora says (7:41 AM):
*About as man as my middle name LeAnn.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:42 AM):
*I wish my middle name was LeAnn, I'd be like you, a big man with a plan who likes to slap dudes with his fan.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:43 AM):
*But nah, I'm just a silly woman who is only American, not British, nor living in Uzbekistan.
Zora says (7:43 AM):
*But you'd have to watch out for Roseanne in Bhutan, which is in Sudan with Vantran.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:43 AM):
*I'd smack her with a big ham, as I roasted her up and eat her with jam.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:44 AM):
*And then I'd take her aboard the SS Anne.
Zora says (7:44 AM):
*But could you do it with a tin can?
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:44 AM):
*I can do it with a can. I can do it with a plan
*I can do it on a ham, in Pakistan, anywhere, because damn, I'm like, an awesome man.
Zora says (7:45 AM):
*I'd like to see you try it in a sedan, which is inside the passenger van, driving through the rattan, while also fighting Vantran, Jan and Dan
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:45 AM):
*I'm so awesome, that I don't even need a tan.
Zora says (7:46 AM):
*And McShan.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:46 AM):
*Oh, that I can, I can! And it's not a sham, not a lie, not a scam! I can punch them silly, I can break McShan.
Zora says (7:46 AM):
*Even though he's a white man?
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:47 AM):
*I can smack that bitch with my hot Latin tan.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:48 AM):
*I'll grab his bagpipes and give them the ram.
Zora says (7:48 AM):
*But do you have the Intertan, owned by Deguzman?
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:49 AM):
*...No, oh man, it keeps getting worse, who is Deguzman, is he a rampskan?
Zora says (7:49 AM):
*A cyan rampskan, AND an old man.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:50 AM):
*I'd like to see him try to come to the old US and A, where there's Uncle Sam.
Zora says (7:50 AM):
*Uncle Sam is a straw man.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:50 AM):
*A straw man, but with a plan, and that's what makes us American!
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:51 AM):
*And not in Japan.
Zora says (7:51 AM):
*You'd better have a battle plan from Moran.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:51 AM):
*Only if you can.
Zora says (7:51 AM):
*I can with my trusty exhaust can!
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:52 AM):
*What if your can went to the Planet Zan?
*Taken by Deguzman, in his pedo van?
Zora says (7:52 AM):
*I'd have a backup, man.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:53 AM):
*Are you sure you have enough RAM?
Zora says (7:53 AM):
*I've got Chinese Shan and his frying pan.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:53 AM):
*And what of Yokonoshi San?
Zora says (7:54 AM):
*Well he's a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:54 AM):
*Oh, so he hates the black man.
Zora says (7:54 AM):
*About as much as he hates Fran.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:54 AM):
*Does he hate Sam, Stan, and Dan?
Zora says (7:55 AM):
*Yes, and Soloman.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:56 AM):
*What about Jan and her giant pan?
Zora says (7:56 AM):
*She's dating Stan.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:57 AM):
*Was her date in Catamaran? Did they... frimsham?
Zora says (7:58 AM):
*I'd explain more, but I must scram.
*Send this whole thing to Flareth if you can.
Arylett Dawnsborough says (7:58 AM):
*Oh, that was my plan!
*Goodbye, Zora LeAnn.
Zora says (7:58 AM):
*Good night, see you in Catamaran!

 

[Shadow Serenity]

I hate to post right after the IM queen, but... just don't ask.

Ç|-|Ŗ~* says (10:44 AM):
*Why can't I just have a pool of chocolate pudding in my room?
Jimmy says (10:45 AM):
*o_O
*LOL
*I wouldn't mind that, either...
Ç|-|Ŗ~* says (10:54 AM):
*Definitely
*SO I can swim in iut
*and eat it too
Jimmy says (10:54 AM):
*Exactly.
*But would you really wanna eat it after you've been swimming in it?
*xD
Ç|-|Ŗ~* says (10:54 AM):
*yes
Jimmy says (10:55 AM):
*Ew. xD
Ç|-|Ŗ~* says (10:55 AM):
*Victoria Justice will love me for havign a pool full of chocolate pussing
*LOL
*puddingh
Jimmy says (10:55 AM):
*LOLOLOLOL
Ç|-|Ŗ~* says (10:55 AM):
*SO she'll skinny dip in my chocolate pudding
*And guess who gets to lick her off
*:D
Jimmy says (10:55 AM):
*Me \o/
Ç|-|Ŗ~* says (10:55 AM):
*>.>
Jimmy says (10:55 AM):
*xD
Ç|-|Ŗ~* says (10:55 AM):
*No, me you tard
*xD
Jimmy says (10:56 AM):
*No way
*Meeeee
Ç|-|Ŗ~* says (10:56 AM):
*yes way
*You can have Ariana
Jimmy says (10:56 AM):
*Nao
Ç|-|Ŗ~* says (10:56 AM):
*Not your Ari
Jimmy says (10:56 AM):
*I wants Tori!
Ç|-|Ŗ~* says (10:56 AM):
*The girl from the show
*lol
Jimmy says (10:56 AM):
*Which ine's she?
*one's*
Ç|-|Ŗ~* says (10:56 AM):
*The red haired one
Jimmy says (10:56 AM):
*Isn't that Cat?
Ç|-|Ŗ~* says (10:56 AM):
*yes
*Her real name's Ariana
*XD
Jimmy says (10:56 AM):
*Oh. xD
*She's cute too
Jimmy says (10:57 AM):
*I'll take them both.
Ç|-|Ŗ~* says (10:57 AM):
*Marty tells me every day how he wants to have sex with her
*It's quite vulgar
*xD
Jimmy says (10:57 AM):
*LOL
*Indeed.
*Swimming in chocolate pudding is so much more sophisticated.
Ç|-|Ŗ~* says (10:57 AM):
*Lol
Ç|-|Ŗ~* says (10:58 AM):
*But
*Swimming in chocolate pudding always leads to sex
Jimmy says (10:58 AM):
*Which is not vulgar at all.
Ç|-|Ŗ~* says (10:58 AM):
*hahaha
Jimmy says (10:58 AM):
*Go ahead and do it, but don't dare talk about it. Lol
Ç|-|Ŗ~* says (10:59 AM):
*Oh I will
*I will explain to you every detail of the ordeal.
Jimmy says (10:59 AM):
*Including the part where she says "That wasn't as good as Jimmy...." :D
Ç|-|Ŗ~* says (11:00 AM):
*Hahaha
*She couldn't even mutter that much after I was done with her sir.
Jimmy says (11:00 AM):
*She wouldn't make it to you after I were done with her.
*!!
Ç|-|Ŗ~* says (11:01 AM):
*Wow, you're violent. At least her bones weren't broken when I was finished
*Jeez
Jimmy says (11:01 AM):
*LOL
*I like it rough?

 

[Bluberry Bat]

Mike says (14:24):
I don't care how wrong this sounds Dwagie I fucking love your pants
Bio-Illogical says (14:24):
:3c

I'll just go ahead and keep this completely in context.

 

[Not Meowth]

I'll just go ahead and keep this completely in context.

>:c

Mike says:
Why is there no orange [in the drawing thingy on MSN]
>:c
Bio-Illogical says:
No orange?
BLASPHEMY
Mike says:
Orange is like the best colour
Bio-Illogical says:
Goes very well it purple
I am approve
*Guess who owns bright orange panties* :3c
*tmi*
Mike says:
...would it be creepy if I thought they were fabulous
Bio-Illogical says:
Yes.
For the rainbow ones are far MORE fabulous
Mike says:
I don't care how wrong this sounds Dwagie I fucking love your pants
Bio-Illogical says:
:3c
Mike says:
IM Thread?
Bio-Illogical says:
Quite possible
Mike says:
Keep it in context damn you
Bio-Illogical says:
teehee
HALP MIKE THINKS I'M A MOTH
Mike says:
HALP DWAGIE TRIES TO RAPE ME IN THE BATH
too far
Bio-Illogical says:
Noone will believe you if you tell them :3c
Mike says:
;~;

 

[Bluberry Bat]

Bio-Illogical says (14:37):
You should thank Kat though
For she is the reason I own such fabulous pants
Mike says (14:37):
I'm just happy they exist, never mind whether you own them
But thanks to her anyway
Bio-Illogical says (14:38):
Oh, she owns them. And so do I. :3c
I was quite happy to learn of their existence as well.
Mike says (14:38):
Matching pants aww
Bio-Illogical says (14:38):
Yus. :3c
Mike says (14:39):
I must find such fantastic undergarments for myself
Nobody but me must ever see them though
Bio-Illogical says (14:39):
I highly support Mike wearing frilly pants
Mike says (14:39):
\o/
Mike says (14:40):
I'm amazed that personality test thing gave me such a high score for masculinity really.
I'm an asexual teetotaller who wants frilly orange pants.

Two can play at that game.

 

[Zora of Termina]

Typh: ...doip
Zora Smith: >w>
Typh: if you haven't noticed by now i are dummyhead
Typh: hurf
Typh: eh, i'll make one eventually, elthough how i'm gonna work in on messenger is beyond me
Zora Smith: *pets* IT'S OK
Typh: IS NOT ;W;
Zora Smith: SURE IT IS!
Zora Smith: Remember, ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT! SIDE! OF LIFE!
Typh: LIFE'S A PIECE O'SHIT, IF YA LOOK AT IT~@
Zora Smith: OH REALLY
Zora Smith: THEN I GUESS I SHIT PURE GOLD
Typh: YA RLY
Typh: ...I AM TAKING YER POOPERS
Zora Smith: YOU CANNOT DO THAT.
Typh: WHY THE FUCK NOT, MA'AM
Zora Smith: DO YOU REALLY WANT ASS GOLD I MEAN REALLY
Typh: I WANT YOUR ASS GOLD
Typh: I MUST TELL EVERYONE
Typh: ZORA HAS ASS GOLS
Typh: *GOLD
Zora Smith: TOO LATE.
Typh: OH NO
Typh: DID YOU FLUSH THEM
Typh: DOWN THE POTTY
Zora Smith: NO.
Zora Smith: ...I shouldn't be as tempted as I am to put that in the IM thread.

 

[Zhorken]

<Zhorygon-Z> Dragonair's overworld sprite movement makes no sense
<Zhorygon-Z> Iseeeeenne quit bouncing around on your belly :|
<Zhorygon-Z> that can't be healthy

<Zhorken> when I was up in Ottawa, my cousins had the business card of Don Phan on the fridge

<Zhorken> I need to unload my vendor trash
* Zhorken gets roughly 40 000 P for a bunch of mushrooms
<Vixie> Zhorken: Pokémon Master by day, drug lord by night

 

[Flora]

Hyper Icestorm: whoawhoawait since when can furret learn whirlpool?
oOMelody MarieOo: o.o
oOMelody MarieOo: since
oOMelody MarieOo: ...right
oOMelody MarieOo: ..........now?

Hyper Icestorm: iTunes seems to think Eponine has an m in it
Hyper Icestorm: stupid iTunes
oOMelody MarieOo: o.o.
Hyper Icestorm: this CD just fails
oOMelody MarieOo: clearly
Hyper Icestorm: well both of them really
oOMelody MarieOo: aw
Hyper Icestorm: I'm still really confused how they spelled the play's name wrong
oOMelody MarieOo: how is it
Hyper Icestorm: "Los Miserables"
Hyper Icestorm: They got all the acents
Hyper Icestorm: but
oOMelody MarieOo: lmao
oOMelody MarieOo: los
Hyper Icestorm: I know
Hyper Icestorm: apparently it's spanish now?
oOMelody MarieOo: xD

Hyper Icestorm: i don't think my dad will go for "my latin class said I shouldn't go. and tia agrees"
oOMelody MarieOo: well
oOMelody MarieOo: im awesome
Hyper Icestorm: true
oOMelody MarieOo: so they have to listen to me

oOMelody MarieOo: but now
oOMelody MarieOo: i can legally drive past midnight
oOMelody MarieOo: and vote
oOMelody MarieOo: and go to war
oOMelody MarieOo: and get LAID

Hyper Icestorm: except it will most likely involve crossdressing
oOMelody MarieOo: ...im surprisingly okay with this.

Hyper Icestorm: and i want the dvd tooooo
Hyper Icestorm: for two reasons:
Hyper Icestorm: 1) because my mom and vicki want to see it because they were hit by the mysterious 24-hour whatever-the-heck-it-was
Hyper Icestorm: 2) because i'm plotting and my plot depends on it XD
oOMelody MarieOo: O__________O
oOMelody MarieOo: YOURE PLOTTING
oOMelody MarieOo: APOCALYPSEEEEEE
Hyper Icestorm: IT'S A GOOD PLOT THOUGH
Hyper Icestorm: NOT LIKE YOUR "LET'S SET RACHEL UP" PLOTS
oOMelody MarieOo: ...x3

 

[Zora of Termina]

Big Red Cherry Bomb says:
http://wedinator.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129204378631840605.jpg?w=500&h=303 ...best. wedding. everrrrr.
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
...omg
yes
You know what?
Fuck all if I'm having my wedding in fancy dress.
I WILL GET MARRIED IN MY FAVORITE T-SHIRT AND MY COCA-COLA PANTS.
...I almost typed that as "t-shit".
Big Red Cherry Bomb says:
xDDDD bahaha
i shall get married in leather and chains! or something! I have no idea!]
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
Pfff, are you kidding?
You'd so have a TF2-themed wedding.
Big Red Cherry Bomb says:
...OMG YUS
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
BRIDE'S SIDE IS RED, GROOM'S IS BLU
THE WHOLE THING LOOKS LIKE 2FORT
THE ANNOUNCER IS THE PASTOR
AND THE DEMOMAN BLOWS UP THE CAKE.
think about it.
Big Red Cherry Bomb says:
ILU SO HARD
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
..That's it, we're doing it.
WHEN YOU AND SABLE GET HITCHED, WE'RE FUCKING DOING IT.
Big Red Cherry Bomb says:
YESSS
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
...i like red i wanna sit on the bride's side
Big Red Cherry Bomb says:
OKAY i get to be the groom :3c
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
And I can just imagine, like, a guy dressed up as Engie using a dispenser to make cocktails
And um...
A PINATA
WHICH SHOULD BE DESTROYED BY SCOOT
Big Red Cherry Bomb says:
YES~!
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
...I am the best wedding planner ever.
Big Red Cherry Bomb says:
you ah
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
:3c

EDIT:

PK says:
i came rainbows
... OH
WRONG WINDOW
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
...
PK says:
i swear to god that made sense in context
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
i shouldn't have the sudden urge to put that in the im thread
PK says:
... OH GOD
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
:]
PK says:
you are an evil, evil woman
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
yes i am *post*

EDIT AGAIN:

Zora Smith: ...damn
Zora Smith: raptor jesus woulda been awesome
Markky Venzor: no cthulhu testicles
Markky Venzor: ...
Markky Venzor: FUCKING MIND
Zora Smith: ................
Markky Venzor: i meant to put textures
Markky Venzor: TEXTURES
Markky Venzor: TEEEEEEXTUUUUUURES
Zora Smith: cthulhu testicles.

EDIT AGAIN (AGAIN):

Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4jWP2b7hSY Japanese/Chinese singing? Sounds like they were testing out the voice synthesizer.
Singing Stories in the Void says:
indeed
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
For that Ominous Latin Chanting that wound up sounding like "BAAAAAAAAABIES. BAAAAAAABIES"
Singing Stories in the Void says:
pfffffft
Schrodinger's Schrodinger says:
I heard 'PEEEEEEENIS. PEEEEEENIS'.

 

[Not Meowth]

UNLESS I GROSSLY MISHEARD THERE IS SOMEONE ON MY COURSE WHOSE NAME IS NARNIA
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
WHAT
Mike says:
I SAID
UNLESS I GROSSLY MISHEARD THERE IS SOMEONE ON MY COURSE WHOSE NAME IS NARNIA
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
THAT
IS AMAZING
Mike says:
*insert in-the-closet gay joke here*
But really wow
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
Yeah, no kiddin'.
Mike says:
If his/her last name is Middleearth that would be fabulous
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
What if its his middle name
What would the last name have to be
Mike says:
Uhm
*tries to think of another magical fantasy universe*
Hogwarts maybe?
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
YES.
I was just thinking that.
Mike says:
Whoo
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
Narnia Middleearth Hogwarts.
What a name.
Mike says:
I want it
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
Seriously.
Mike says:
Yes srsly.
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
I am so naming my baby that.
Mike says:
Do it
Actually don't that'd take nine months at the very very least
Clone yourself now.
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
xD
That would still take nine months at the rate cloning takes nowadays, AND the world would implode from too much awesome.
Mike says:
Darn.
You can't just give your baby a surname anyway, it'd have to be Narnia Middleearth of Termina.
Still awesome though.
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
True.
...
What if it was Narnia Middleearth Hogwarts of Termina
Mike says:
Narnia Middleearth Hogwarts Hyrule of Termina
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
Narnia Middleearth Hogwarts Mushroom Kingdom Hyrule of Termina.
Mike says:
Narnia Middleearth Hogwarts Mushroom Kingdom Hyrule Lylat Eagleland Kanto Johto Orre Sinnoh Hoenn Isshu of Termina.
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
...Man, I am gonna get some /strange/ looks from the doctors.
Mike says:
Screw 'em >:l
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
xD
Mike says:
Narnia Middleearth Hogwarts Mushroom Kingdom Hyrule Lylat Eagleland Kanto Johto Orre Sinnoh Hoenn Isshu of Termina-the Foxhog if we implant my thinking-up-awesome-ASB-thread-title genes.
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
Indeed.
Best baby ever.
Mike says:
I know right.
Even the sound of it screaming its fucking head off in public would sound like some awesome sound I can't think of right now.
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
Instead of giving me angry looks, the general public would orgasm.
Mike says:
Making everywhere an unfit place to take your child.
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
Indeed.
And just imagine when it grows up.
Mike says:
Hello, my name is Narnia Middleearth Hogwarts Mushroom Kingdom Hyrule Lylat Eagleland Kanto Johto Orre Sinnoh Hoenn Isshu of Termina- oh sorry you appear to have creamed your pants, I'll get you some new ones. I am a trouser salesman, you see. Please examine my wares.
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
Why would she be a pants salesman?
Mike says:
Because why not?
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
Good point.
Mike says:
It'd just be a job on the side. She'll notice all the creamed pants she causes and spot a business opportunity.
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
Ohoho.
Mike says:
One day she will go on Dragon's Den, introduce herself, and replace the investors' pants, thus earning a billion zillion dollars for 1% of the company.
May I just say this could be the weirdest conversation I've had.
And it may need to go in the IM thread.
Zora LeAnn ( I'M ON A BOAT) says:
Yes, I believe it is.
Do it Mike, do it.
Mike says:
*does it*

Zora needs to get knocked up immediately

 

[Shadow Serenity]

Sɦιɀυмα Ήαηαɀσησ says (9:25 AM):
*Someone told me that I have to cosplay the Titanic so they can be an iceberg and chase me around the convention. -_-
Sɦιɀυмα Ήαηαɀσησ says (9:26 AM):
*It would be funny but I wonder if it would offend someone.
Jimmy says (9:26 AM):
*Personally, I'd be more offended at someone telling me I should cosplay the Titanic.

:|

 

[Aisling]

6:17 PM - Alraune: quick, Gengar or Gyarados or both
6:17 PM - Mr.Minionman: both
6:17 PM - Alraune: k :u
6:18 PM - Mr.Minionman: Those are 2 of my old time favorites
6:18 PM - Alraune: :v Gyarados too? I never knew
6:20 PM - Mr.Minionman: i don't even remember the last time i had another water unit...
6:20 PM - Alraune: ... unit
6:21 PM - Mr.Minionman: pokemon
6:21 PM - Alraune: "You know you play too much SC when..."
6:22 PM - Mr.Minionman: oh, you don't know the start
6:22 PM - Alraune: heehee