The IM Thread

[Zuu]

<surskitty> Tailsy has a pretty penis?
<Tailsy> awww yeah

 

[Clover]

starting a new post to add to this year

<Midnight> http://xkcd.com/689/ I don't understand
<Zhorken> Midnight: yeah I'm still puzzling my way through it
<Eevee> they are abusing the environment to short out the other robot
<Xikaze> they're cheating in a robotic puzzle-solving competition
<Midnight> ohh
<Xikaze> remember ash's battle with brock
<Xikaze> it's like that but with robots

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<Xikaze> I imagine the greatest thing a thoughtful person can do is accept the futility of caring about every bad thing
<Xikaze> and just live
<Xikaze> once you're done living you cease to be able to care
<Xikaze> so
<Xikaze> what the hell?

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<Xikaze> http://www.snowpeakrentals.com/pics/ski-doo800.jpg
<Xikaze> blue ski-doo
<Xikaze> we can too

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* Xikaze makes note
<Xikaze> viking = video biking
<Xikaze> like vlogging, except while biking
<Xikaze> I am going to make millions
<Verne> haha that is amazing.
<Xikaze> people would ask you what you were doing and you could yell "I AM VIKING"
<Xikaze> and they'd just leave you alone

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<Xikaze> http://bulbanews.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Fourth_anime_series_title_revealed
<Xikaze> that is a lame title
<Xikaze> POKETTOMONSUTAAA BESSTUUWISHE
<Midnight> xikaze: well it includes /B/est /W/ishes and the last four characters read 'Isshu'
<Midnight> poketto monsutaa besuto uisshu
<Xikaze> Midnight: ...oh
<Xikaze> hm so the "Best Wishes" title is a pun on the name of the region
<Xikaze> POKEMON YES WE KANTO
<Xikaze> POKEMON AVERAGE JOHTO
<Vixie> hahahaha
<Xikaze> POKEMON BITCHES AND HOENN
<Vixie> those are painful on the utmost level
<Xikaze> bros before hoenn
<Xikaze> pokemon: seven deadly sinnoh

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<Tailsy> butterfree you're so irrelevant
<Tailsy> like a trombone
<Tailsy> :D

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<Tailsy> are you particularly fond of pigeons
<surskitty> ... I don't *mind* pigeons.
<surskitty> I mean, I've always wanted to catch one, bite off the head, then pluck the feathers out.
<Midnight> ...
<surskitty> (I have strange life goals.)

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<Geight> fuck shit damn piss my ass bull shit
* Vixietails parses as "Fuck shit, damn! Piss my ass, bullshit!"
<Xikaze> piss my ass
<Xikaze> that's a strange image that I'm fairly sure someone somewhere has gotten aroused by

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<res> why does this gengar have dark pulse?
<Espeon> ...Does Gengar even have a pulse?
<Espeon> O ho ho.
<surskitty> You're terrible.
<Espeon> You're surskitty.
<surskitty> No way!
<surskitty> ...
<surskitty> ...
<surskitty> I never knew ...
<Espeon> I know, right?
<res> ...
<Zuu> ...

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<surskitty> opaltiger: do you think taking lots of pictures with me armed would help dispel the OH NO A MOD terror?
<opaltiger> armed with what
<surskitty> ...
<surskitty> I'm sure I can find something.
<Verne> with arms
<NWT> ... do you have a hammer
<Verne> with radishes
<surskitty> "hello I am surskitty and these are some of my weapons"
<surskitty> "these are my swords. ... well. some of my swords. I have more lying around."
<surskitty> "this is my spear."
<surskitty> "these are my handguns."
<surskitty> "this is my paint ball gun!!"
<surskitty> "... here are some knives ..."
<surskitty> "... and a shinai ..."
<surskitty> "... and shuriken ..."
<surskitty> "Oh, and a snake! Though I don't think that counts as a weapon."
<surskitty> "And darts! I'm not very good with them, though ..."
<surskitty> "And here is me in the kitchen."
<Espeon> surskitty, armed with saucepans.
<Espeon> She can make anything lethal.
<surskitty> Espeon: I think my cooking ability should count as a weapon.
<surskitty> "And that is why I am *not scary at all*. Thank you. [bow]"

 

[Harlequin]

Sometimes I miss having conversations in #tcod. Fun times.

 

[Aisling]

[19:23] PK: give me a sex
[19:23] PK: ...
[19:23] PK: LOL
[19:23] PK: *SEC
[19:23] PK: oh god
[19:23] Megan: this is going in the IM thread
[19:24] PK: GOD NO
[19:24] Megan: yes
[19:24] PK: ;--;

 

[Zhorken]

In the middle of people yelling at people about art:

<Verne> Dude ... I have the elmo's world song stuck in my head
<Zuu> Verne: fuck now I do too
<dewgong> DA DA DADA DA DADA ELMO'S WORLD
<Zhorkitty> Verne: dammit
<Zuu> FUCK YOU
<Tailsy> \o/ i found a heart scale
<Verne> Oh my god.
<Verne> I think...
<Verne> I think I have a superpower.

 

[surskitty]

Fucking radio.

20:56:55 < Midnight> what does hoenn/sinnoh sound mean
20:57:01 < Xikaze> Midnight: wow man that is as old as the internet
20:57:02 <@Zhorken> Midnight: radio stations
20:57:10 < Midnight> ooh
20:57:22 <@Zhorken> Midnight: I'm pretty sure you've been perplexed by that before
20:57:44 <&surskitty> I have an announcement to make
20:57:46 <&surskitty> FUCK
20:57:47 < Midnight> the radio or the doug? because... not to my recollection for either
20:57:51 <&surskitty> SINNOH
20:57:52 <&surskitty> SOUND
20:58:00 <~Eevee> ????
20:58:03 <&surskitty> FUCK HOENN SOUND TOO WHILE YOU'RE AT IT
20:58:03 <@Zhorken> Midnight: the Doug
20:58:04 < Tailsy> he strikes a blow for love with his fist!! hiyah, loooooooove!
20:58:13 < Tailsy> ... what... sound what
20:58:17 <&surskitty> JUST
20:58:19 <&surskitty> FUCK IT
20:58:25 <&surskitty> GIVE ME BACK THE GODDAMN POKERADAR
20:58:39 <&surskitty> AT LEAST POKERADAR HAS DIFFERENT FUCKING POKEMON IN DIFFERENT ROUTES
20:58:53 <@Zhorken> http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/7/77/Safari_Zone_Customization.png -- oh that's not so bad. like Hoenn's.
20:59:02 <&surskitty> OH WOW IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING CHINGLING AND BRONZOR
20:59:06 <@Zhorken> imo they should just scatter everything everywhere
20:59:07 <&surskitty> MAN I WONDER WHERE I'VE SEEN THOSE BEFORE
20:59:08 <&surskitty> OH
20:59:10 <&surskitty> I KNOW
20:59:16 <&surskitty> EVERY OTHER CAVE WITH THE GODDAMN SINNOH SOUND
20:59:25 < Tailsy> ... 8)
20:59:32 -!- Tailsy is now known as Chingling
20:59:39 < Chingling> HELLO SURSKITTY
20:59:39 < Vixie> ...
20:59:42 <&surskitty> YEAH THIS IS TOTALLY WORTH GOING THROUGH THE MENU TO TURN THE FUCKING RADIO BACK ON AFTER EVERY BATTLE
20:59:46 < Chingling> DON'T YOU LOVE ME
20:59:49 -!- mode/#tcod [+b Chingling*!*@*] by surskitty
20:59:53 -!- Chingling was kicked from #tcod by surskitty [surskitty]
21:00:01 < Midnight> hahaha
21:00:02 -!- Tailsy [Tailsy@236EB706.EE86B1E4.4C30B02C.IP] has joined #tcod
21:00:03 < Tailsy> :(
21:00:08 < Vixie> hahaha
21:00:13 < Geight> fuck yeah
21:00:40 <&surskitty> WHOO HOO TURNING ON THE MOTHERFUCKING RADIO AFTER EVERY BATTLE IN AN ATTEMPT TO FIND SOME GODDAMN POKEMON I DON'T ALREADY HAVE
21:00:51 <&surskitty> OH
21:00:51 <&surskitty> WAIT
21:01:04 <&surskitty> HOENN SOUND AND SINNOH SOUND BRING UP THE SAME SIX POKEMON ABSOLUTELY FUCKING EVERYWHERE
21:01:10 <&surskitty> HM WHAT DOES THIS ROUTE HAVE
21:01:39 <&surskitty> PLUSLE AND MINUN? LINOONE AND WHISMUR? ABSOL AND MAKUHITA?
21:02:09 <@Zhorken> and the radio turns itself off between battles?
21:02:18 <&surskitty> SHINX AND BIDOOF? SOMETHING OR OTHER AND BUIZEL? CHINGLING AND BRONZOR?
21:02:24 <&surskitty> Zhorken: YES
21:02:52 <&surskitty> DID I MENTION THAT YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER TO WANDER AROUND ON ONLY WEDNESDAYS AND THURSDAYS
21:03:05 <&surskitty> OH, YOU'RE BUSY ON WEDNESDAYS? NO HOENN POKEMON FOR YOU THEN I GUESS
21:03:20 <&surskitty> NOT THAT YOU'RE MISSING ANYTHING AFTER YOU CATCH ALL SIX AMAZING HOENN POKEMON
21:03:41 < Tailsy> right fightin' maylene
21:03:49 <~Eevee> bidoof, bronzor, budew, buizel, carnivine, chatot, chingling, meditite
21:04:10 <~Eevee> absol, linoone, makuhita, minun, numel, plusle, spinda, spoink, whismur, zigzagoon
21:04:13 <~Eevee> those are all you get from radio
21:04:15 <&surskitty> Eevee: Haven't seen Budew, Chatot, or Meditite
21:04:25 <&surskitty> or Numel, Spinda, or Spoink
21:04:36 <&surskitty> you left out Shinx though
21:05:43 <~Eevee> oh maybe I did
21:05:56 <~Eevee> http://beta.veekun.com/dex/pokemon/shinx/locations that's a lot
21:06:04 <&surskitty> I know you did because I caught a Shinx by New Bark Town
21:06:25 <&surskitty> so yeah
21:06:52 <&surskitty> hoenn sound and sinnoh sound are the biggest pieces of bullshit
21:06:57 <&surskitty> I mean holy fuck
21:07:22 <&surskitty> RS swarms were less bullshit than hoenn sound and sinnoh sound
21:08:00 <&surskitty> because at least RuSa swarms were like haha well now you can find surskit and skitty and not spend the rest of your life searching
21:08:10 <&surskitty> and they weren't like OMG LOOK HOW AWESOME THIS IS
21:08:21 <&surskitty> it's just btw you don't need to claw your own eyes out
21:09:16 <&surskitty> seriously though
21:09:23 <&surskitty> fuck the radio

 

[Zhorken]

<Zhorken> okay guys. mind blown. Drifloon has a mouth in the middle of its X: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:Drifloonfantina.jpg
<Walker> WAT
<NWT> wtf
<Xikaze> whoa
<Vixie> whoaaaa
<Eevee> what the fuck
<Shiranui> what
<Shiranui> what
<Shiranui> oh my god
<Eevee> this is totally wrong
<Shiranui> that's
<Shiranui> no no no NO
<Vixie> well
<Vixie> a Drifloon's gotta eat
<NWT> no it's a balloon :|
<Zhorken> it's terrifying. it's the hole where it was popped.
<Zhorken> it's right in the middle of the patch.
<Vixie> NWT: It is able to consume berries!
<Eevee> Vixie: no it doesn't it is a BALLOON also it only needs children for sustinence
<Eevee> children's young, pure souls
<Vixie> BERRIES
<Vixie> Where do the BERRIES go
<NWT> supple souls
<Verne> fffffffffff
<Xikaze> I love the drifloon family
<Shiranui> they get converted into
<Shiranui> ~energy~

 

[Drowzee64]

Thunder and Storm [LH]: /me
Thunder and Storm [LH] -
Drowzee64: DIE!
Drowzee64: oh wait
Thunder and Storm [LH] makes out with Matt.
Drowzee64: ZOMG Matt's a necrophile?
Thunder and Storm [LH]: XD

 

[Coloursfall]

Mr. Wonderful says:
*puts her next to Whiskers* GO PLAY KITTANS
...NO WHISKERS NOT LIKE THAT
YOU SUCK AT LEAPFROG YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET OVER HER
SILLY KITTAN
ShadowSha *~No. More. Kupos.~* says:
....ummm...that's not leapfrog.
Mr. Wonderful says:
BUT THEY WERE PLAYING
ShadowSha *~No. More. Kupos.~* says:
....uhh....they're mating.
Mr. Wonderful says:
...OH
BAD WHISKERS
*spraybottle*
ShadowSha *~No. More. Kupos.~* says:
lol
Mr. Wonderful says:
*picks up Angel* HERE THIS IS YOURS
SHE'S A LITTLE STICKY

Uhm. Me and moony were talking about our Skelitten/Skeline in ASB.

Mr. Wonderful is me, and ShadowSha is moon-panther.

 

[Not Meowth]

Mike says:
http://forums.dragonflycave.com/showpost.php?p=369742&postcount=42
THE ADVENTURES OF HOMOPHOBIC YANMA
Milla says:
pft haha
that's hilarious
Mike says:
x3
Not too offensive is it? xD
Milla says:
nah. I think it's amusing =D
besides, pokemon can't be gay. It's not allowed!
Mike says:
Nasty GameFreak.
Milla says:
it is nasty. I think gay Pokemon should be able to have eggs - they kidnap the unwanted eggs of other pokemon to raise as their own
Mike says:
Well, same-sex Pokémon just can't make eggs or fall in love in battle. And what happens in the Daycare stays in the Daycare
Milla says:
yeah baby
Mike says:
I propose GameFreak just have a "don't ask don't tell" policy which in any case is a small step forward.
Milla says:
but the old man is always watching them, saying that they avoid each other. Maybe gay Pokemon are more coy in their interactions or shyer about being watched by creepy old dude
Mike says:
The old man can't be watching them, or he might just twig where the eggs keep coming from. :3
Milla says:
ahhhh! good point my fluffy amigo
Mike says:
I CAN'T THINK WHERE THEY GOT THIS EGG FROM, THEY WERE TOO BUSY SCREWING TO GO GET IT FROM ANYWHERE

WARNING: links in the following log may be disturbing and ruin your faith in humanity.

Mike says:
http://www.failfoods.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hornydogfood.jpg
WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK.
- georgiaaa. joke me something awful, just like kisses on the necks of 'just friends'.. says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mike says:
WHY
That is not even the worst one.
http://www.failfoods.com/?p=373#comments
- georgiaaa. joke me something awful, just like kisses on the necks of 'just friends'.. says:
L M F A O
Mike says:
I reckon a guy wrote that book. So other guys across the country could buy it and go home all "hey dear I bought you a new recipe book 8D"

 

[Teh Ebil Snorlax]

There are no words.

[19:34] Crew D:: dean
[19:34] Crew D:: if you were an autistic girl
[19:34] Crew D:: would you let me fuck you
[19:34] Crew D:: y/n
[19:34] Crew D:: ?
[19:34] Dean: If I was attracted to you, I guess.
[19:34] Dean: I've never really thought about that question before.
[19:35] Crew D:: This is me
[19:35] Crew D:: imagine you were an autistic girl
[19:35] Dean: Right.
[19:35] Crew D:: so
[19:35] Crew D:: yes or no
[19:35] Crew D:: Dean
[19:36] Dean: If I was an autistic girl, I probably wouldn't properly understand the question.
[19:36] Crew D:: so that's a yes on the penis in you
[19:37] Dean: I don't know.

 

[Flora]

Hyper Icestorm: ooh, speaking of Pokemon...
Hyper Icestorm: have you seen the new fifth-gen Pokemon?
oOMelody MarieOo: ive seen the shadow of it, not the actuall pokemon
oOMelody MarieOo: not for two weeks
Hyper Icestorm: cause they released the not-silhouette
oOMelody MarieOo: REALLY? when?
Hyper Icestorm: earlier this morning
oOMelody MarieOo: WHERE? Psypokes doesnt have it yet
Hyper Icestorm: serebii has it
Hyper Icestorm: and it has a pre-evo too
Hyper Icestorm: and said pre-evo is adorable! ^^
oOMelody MarieOo: its
oOMelody MarieOo: so
oOMelody MarieOo: ADORABLE
Hyper Icestorm: I knoooooooow!
oOMelody MarieOo: it looks...like a fire/dark maybe
Hyper Icestorm: pure dark-type
oOMelody MarieOo: damn
oOMelody MarieOo: ah well
oOMelody MarieOo: fire/dark woulda been cool
oOMelody MarieOo: fuck the rules, im teaching it a fire move

 

[Bluberry Bat]

Mike says (8:39 PM):
:3
Why does HeartGold have no Spinaraks >:
Eon Blue Apocalypse says (8:40 PM):
>: wut
HERESY
This is why HG is the superior version
...SS*
Mike says (8:40 PM):
I've been looking round Route 30 for like 20 minutes and nada
Eon Blue Apocalypse says (8:40 PM):
HG is the... less superior
*Train of thought derailed early today, still cleaning the toxic waste*
Mike says (8:40 PM):
Also I need to play more Pokémon and less Final Fantasy
Mike says (8:41 PM):
I keep holding L+R to flee the non-Spinaraks
FUCK OFF METAPOD
YOU BIG GREEN PENIS METAPHOR
Mike says (8:42 PM):
Yeah I get it you make yourself harder shut up
Eon Blue Apocalypse says (8:42 PM):
Metapod used Harden! Mike was deeply disturbed!
Mike says (8:42 PM):
Or was he
Yes he was.
Eon Blue Apocalypse says (8:42 PM):
You should catch it and name it dong
Mike says (8:42 PM):
*does so* <:
WHAT
NO
STAY IN THERE
DAMNIT
Mike says (8:43 PM):
He doesn't like my balls
*kills dong*
And if I see that in the IM Thread I'll kill you too.

....worth it.

 

[Not Meowth]

Your Local Mechanical Dragon says:
Okay I got the Fly HM- ohhh...
HEY MIKE I AM OFFICIALLY A DERP
Mike says:
I KNOW
Your Local Mechanical Dragon says:
I DON'T HAVE A FLYING POKEMON
Mike says:
LOL
U SUK
Your Local Mechanical Dragon says:
I KNOW I SUCK
...I have a Ledyba? OTL
Mike says:
Good luck with that 3
*:3
GO TINY BUG
TO OLIVINE, GODSPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDD
Your Local Mechanical Dragon says:
Actually I surf on a Krabby
EITHER WAY I RIDE ON TINY THINGS
Mike says:
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAI-
wait

 

[Aisling]

7:12 PM - Alraune: Native Americans
7:12 PM - Alraune: did they drink milk?
7:12 PM - PK: Nope.
7:12 PM - PK: They're almost exclusivley lactose intolerant.
7:13 PM - Alraune: I got that song from Pocahontas stuck in my head
7:13 PM - Alraune: I have no fucking idea
7:13 PM - Alraune: The part the indians sing
7:13 PM - Alraune: Doesn't the old one say "They need that milky hive, there's emptiness inside"
7:13 PM - Alraune: and then the other two go
7:13 PM - Alraune: "I wonder if they even bleed"
7:13 PM - Alraune: how would he know what milk is
7:13 PM - Alraune: or...honey
7:13 PM - PK: ...
7:13 PM - PK: humans produce milk
7:13 PM - Alraune: ...
7:13 PM - Alraune: OH
7:13 PM - Alraune: Oh.
7:13 PM - Alraune: Right.
7:14 PM - PK: you have no idea how hard i'm laughing right now
7:14 PM - Alraune: )':

...


7:18 PM - Alraune: you'd think I would know that
7:18 PM - Alraune: since it's like, a fetish of mine
7:18 PM - Alraune: I guess I just had some kind of massive brainfart
7:18 PM - PK: plus, you know, you're a woman
7:18 PM - Alraune: yes
7:18 PM - Alraune: I'll be sitting there
7:18 PM - Alraune: with my kid
7:19 PM - Alraune: "WHAT DO I FEED THIS THING DOCTOR"
7:19 PM - PK: HOW DO I FEED THIS THING

 

[Zora of Termina]

Zora Smith: x3
Zora Smith: http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9784/frostthong.png
Markky: *faint*
Zora Smith: xDDD
Zora Smith: I could do a calander of these guys (or girls, as the case may be)
Zora Smith: oh my god
Zora Smith: I just pictured him, in that outfit, singing Now That We're Men from the Spongebob Movie.
Markky: *calendar
Markky: WHAT
Zora Smith: Exactly. xD
Zora Smith: I can just see it.
Zora Smith: "NOW THAT WE'RE MEN, I CHANGED MY UNDERWEAR *shows rainbow manthong*
Zora Smith: "
Markky: ...
Zora Smith: ...
Markky: WOW
Zora Smith: xDDD In what way>?
Zora Smith: ?*
Markky: Just...wow
Zora Smith: xDDDDDD

 

[Flora]

Hyper Icestorm (7:43:05 PM): so yesterday i was playing sims 2
Hyper Icestorm (7:43:18 PM): playing this one premade house with two friends in it
Hyper Icestorm (7:43:29 PM): i don't even do anything and they start flirting with each other
Hyper Icestorm (7:43:38 PM): and they fell in love in about five minutes
oOMelody MarieOo (7:43:48 PM): xDD
Hyper Icestorm (7:44:25 PM): ...guess what happened next, since i'm an ever so benevolent god and they wanted to and i was quite amused by the whole scenario?
oOMelody MarieOo (7:46:05 PM): oh?
oOMelody MarieOo (7:46:09 PM): ....ohhhhhhh.

EDIT:

oOMelody MarieOo (7:48:40 PM): mwahaha this is gona be fun
oOMelody MarieOo (7:48:49 PM): good thing i know cheats cause its gonna be a HUGE family
Hyper Icestorm (7:48:56 PM): oh yeah same
Hyper Icestorm (7:53:03 PM): i need a huuuuuuge house for these guys
oOMelody MarieOo (7:53:13 PM): haha
oOMelody MarieOo (7:53:20 PM): especially if we start reproducing

EDITEDIT:

Hyper Icestorm (9:11:47 PM): and of course matt and rachel are sharing a room for NO APPARENT REASON
oOMelody MarieOo (9:12:13 PM): GOOD
oOMelody MarieOo (9:12:15 PM): >.>
oOMelody MarieOo (9:12:16 PM): who said that
oOMelody MarieOo (9:12:18 PM): wasnt me

 

[Aisling]

Vagineer says:
RESNEPSID A 'NITCERE
PK says:
your solgeir
...
what the he'll spell check
that's not a... he'll? I meant hell
Jesus
fucking iPod
Vagineer says:
؟suseJ
PK says:
lol, Megan is literal vageneer
Vagineer says:
؟thgir wonk I
PK says:
is brilliant
Megan is credit to team
Vagineer says:
uoy knaht
PK says:
VAGEN
...
VAGINEER IS INTERROBANGED
Vagineer says:
sallef ,timmad
timmad timmad timmad timmad timmad
PK says:
TSAOT HAEY

 

[Thanks for All the Fish]

Zora Smith says:
xDDD
I hereby nominate the Thong Song as their couple song.
Hugh will be the one wearing the thong.
Hardhat says:
D8
nuuuuuuuuu
Zora Smith says:
xD Sorry.
I just... I don't even know xD
Hardhat says:
That song. In the auditorium, a friend of mine was all "*spots cute girl* I HAVE A SURGE OF CREATIVITY. ...LET ME SEE YOUR THO-" *Typh whacks him in the chest* "That is a horrible way to introduce yourself to a la-oh. Ohhh...you were joking."
UH SORRY FOR BREAKING YOUR CHEST
AT LEAST I DIDN'T AIM LOWER
Zora Smith says:
Oh god xDDDDD
Hardhat says:
CAUSE IF I DID YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO ENJOY DAT THONG ANYHOWS

 

[Coloursfall]

Scaredy Scout says:
ZORA
Zora says:
ME
Scaredy Scout says:
http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/7/7d/Lvl1sentry.png LOOK WHAT IT IS
Zora says:
IT'S A CRAZY METAL GAY SEX HORSE
Scaredy Scout says:
DAMN RIGHTS
Zora says:
HELL YEAH

so me and zora are both insane.