The silence game

[Karousever]

*mourns over the loss of dustpan*

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

*plays Smite on his PS4*

 

[Karousever]

*eyes shotgun*
*eyes Ferret's PS4*
*contemplates...*

 

[Stryke]

*shoots shotgun*
*shoots shotgun i shot shotgun with*
*shoots shotgun i shot the shotgun that shot the shotgun*
*head explodes, taking out the fourth shotgun*

 

[sv_01]

*poses with teddy, bunny and car*
*attempts to telekinetize Stryke's head back together*

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

*lets the animals attack the guests in ZT2*

 

[Stryke]

*wakes up*
*feels head*
*notices shotgun is gone*

 

[Sglod]

*walks in*
*stops*
*stares, slightly frowning*
*shrugs*
*stays to watch*

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

*brandishes katana*

 

[Sglod]

*frowns, eyes wide*
*gets up*
*runs outside*

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

*summons Vermin Supreme*

 

[Stryke]

*convinces vermin supreme that ferrets PS4 must be destroyed*

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

*protects PS4 using a psychic pony, which Vermin Supreme starts kissing*

 

[Stryke]

*sneaks up behind the pony holding a baseball bat*
*aims on PS4*
*holds bat over head*

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

(cut's Stryke's arms off with katana*

 

[Stryke]

*bashes head into PS4, breaking it*
*runs off*
*looks for sv_01 so she can telekinetize my arms back on*

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

*summons Loki to assassinate Stryke*

 

[sv_01]

*replaces Stryke's right arm with a metal arm*
*checks MegaTen Wiki*
*sets Kung Fu Ferret on fire with her mind*

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

*gets burnt to a crisp and respawns*

 

[Sglod]

*rearrives riding a resplendent sheep*
*transmutates Stryke's metal arm into a hat stand*
*charges at Stryke, brandishing hat stand*