The wish game

[Rikuu]

Okay, so this is a pretty simple game.
What happens is that a poster will make a wish, and the next person will grant it.
BUT they will also tell how the wish went horribly wrong.
(Ex. dude1: I wish i had a cupcake!
dude2: granted, but the cupcake is covered in poisin icing. I wish for a cool car
dude3: granted, but it doesn't work. I wish for... etc)

I wish i had a 3ds

 

[Zero Moment]

Yay, the Wish Corruption Game!
I haven't played in so long...

Granted, but it is broken.
I wish for a stick.

 

[Lord of the Fireflies]

Granted, however there is an ant nest in it.

I wish a I had an infinite supply of wishes.

 

[Time Psyduck]

Granted, but they're all wishes for the wisher to die a painful death.

I wish I had a wish that didn't go wrong.

 

[I liek Squirtles]

Granted, but a car comes and crashes into you.

I wish bad people became into assholes.

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

Granted but they take you with them!

I wish writer's block didn't ever affect anybody!

(I didn't realise the old one died...)

 

[I liek Squirtles]

Granted, a writer's block comes and kills you.

I wish there were good Pokémon and no evil Pokémon.

 

[Time Psyduck]

Granted, but they're good from the moral perspective of pokémon, and the moral perpective of pokémon in the inversion of that of humans.

I wish for more time.

 

[sv_01]

Granted, you get frozen in a stasis chamber and can't get out.

I wish Heracross was more available in GSC.

 

[Time Psyduck]

Granted, but Heracross is all that's available, and every trainer in the game has flying-types.

I wish for tomorrow to be better than today.

 

[Superbird]

Granted, but the next day will bring horrors among your worst nightmares.

I wish I had more sanity.

 

[Time Psyduck]

Granted, but then the rest of the world is insane.

I wish for the end of poverty and hunger in the world.

 

[sv_01]

Granted, here comes the Death Star.

I wish people stopped excluding Greenland and Antarctica from maps.

 

[Mendatt]

Granted. Mapmaking is now illegal.

I wish I had a small piece of cheese. Sharp cheddar or Parmesan.

 

[Time Psyduck]

Granted, but it's covered in mould.

I wish I was more decisive.

 

[Mendatt]

Granted, but your first decision is to stop being decisive.

I wish that my small piece of cheese wasn't mouldy.

 

[Time Psyduck]

Granted. Once the mould was taken away the remaining cheese was microscopic, and you just dropped it.

I wish I was god.

 

[Mendatt]

Granted. You are the god of not existing. Poof!

I wish that I could quote the entire dialogue of monty python and the holy grail.

 

[sv_01]

Granted, but it fills your brain and you go crazy.

I wish there were Glameow and Misdreavus in Diamond instead of Stunky and Murkrow.

 

[Time Psyduck]

Granted, but you bought Pearl.

I wish for tomorrow.