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Unintenional Innuendoes!

^ HATE.

Anyway, one time when my friends and I were talking about how much we hated our Gym teacher, when I said that I wanted to "stick my fist in her..." Then I had a brain fart, and couldn't remember what a face was called before my friend made a wrong assumption. That was funny and horrible at the same time. XD
 
Ugh, I swear this always happens to me.

My friend and I were talking about Fallout 3, and the new weapon called, "The Infiltrator". We started joking around, saying stuff like, "I'm gonna use my missle launcher on you". Eventually I said, "I'm going to Infiltrate you".

It was an akward moment, one of many.
 
"I'm not good at this..."
"Oh god, it keeps coming! It's getting all over the place!"
"I need more tissues..."
"I'm lightheaded."
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I should probably learn to not talk while I'm blowing my nose.
 
So my (girl) friend and I put our hands together and started wiggling them. She's like...

"Wow, we're fingering, and we're soo god at it!"

We got a kick out of that one, followed by a "That's what she said!"
 
This morning, me and a friend were fighting over doughnuts (I'm very serious about my food) and he said that he had had 12 doughnuts last night and i replied saying that i had 12 of him last night. Me and 3 friends just started laughing. I should think before I act lol.
 
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My sister made mac and cheese right now. She picked up a macaroni part, and it was uncooked. SHe yelled "THAT IS ONE HARD NOODLE!"
 
Bio class said:
Monica: When i was running for President of the Student Council last year, my poster said: "Vote for Monica. So easy, a caveman could do it."
Everyone else: ...That can be taken so wrongly, you know.
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So I went camping, and we had some hot dogs for dinner. Very hot, very juicy hot dogs. You can all imagine where that went.
 
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