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Weirdest conversations you have had.

Automata heart

a skirt full of scamper and a head full of vodka
mine was probably today when talking to my mum, we discussed calmly how i would dispose of the body if I killed her.
Whats yours?
 

Aenrhien

srs riter! ...only not really
Pronoun
he
I had a very long, drawn out conversation with my guild on WoW about torturing our guild leader. He participated. Not just watched; he logged in, asked what we were talking about and jumped right in like it was the most normal discussion in the world.
 

Arylett Charnoa

Barely existent.
Pronoun
Female sex
Too many to count. I always have really weird conversations. Notable example I can think of though, staying on the death topic, is when a friend of mine and I began to roleplay my funeral and I described my dead body as he read out a eulogy.

And another one I had about nasal sex and gay dolphins being the only mammals that have it. (Yes, you just learned something you didn't want to know!)

Most of my weird conversations probably involve sex in some way, now that I think of it.
 

Charatone

New member
All of my vaguely weird conversations have all been of a sexual nature. I really doubt anyone would like to hear about them though.
 

Dannichu

Tragically unbeyachted.
I've had a few conversations with my mother in a sorta-similar vein to Sakura's, with my mum saying how, if she ever loses her mental faculties, she wants me and/or my sister to kill her (in complete seriousness, so it's way less funny).

Another, more lighthearted conversation I had with my mum, was on the phone when Wales was beating Ireland at rugby and she started blaming my Welsh housemate for everything, including the weather.

And I find the number of conversations my mother and sister have about me being "fake-Asian" a bit peculiar. Grabby genuinely thinks I look east-Asian, and I suspect my mum only agrees to confuse me (I've been mistaken for races, genders and ages I'm decidedly not more frequently than the average person).
 

Not Meowth

Cat, are you drilling?
me said:
If a zombie has sex with a zombie is it still necrophilia?
...I'll spare you the rest.


Also um every conversation ever with Arylett, Zora or Sable.
 
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Tailsy

if the nineth lion ate the sun.
Pronoun
she
Uh. My mum gets really excited about having her own plot in the graveyard not far from my house? ("DON'T THINK YOU CAN JUST COME IN AND ENCROACH ON MY SPACE.")
 

Ryan the Terrible

New member
My friends and I got into a lunch conversation today about the physics errors in last year's cruddy Yogi Bear movie. (We were watching it before lunch because we were all exempt from most of our finals.) Then somehow that turned into a serious conversation about butts.
 

shadow_lugia

Warning: May contain nuts
I think that on the last day of school my Spanish teacher and I had a short conversation about how a matador in a magazine article kept on getting gored in the testicles.

My peers and I have also had many inappropriate sex-related conversations during school or school activities, with the latter usually in public places. A recent one involved us discussing booty calls in Cold Stone after a band competition, and another was two friends and I comparing boobs in geometry class.

Maybe kind of relevant, but I tend to ask very strange questions, although I try to keep them to myself sometimes. I also point out how two words sound like each other, which today resulted in me exclaiming "cucumbersome!"
 

Autumn

bye
Pronoun
she
The discussion I once had with my mom about whether or not she was possibly bisexual or transgender.

Oh and let's not forget the time a few days ago when my mom injected a joke about my bisexuality into what was otherwise a completely serious discussion.
 

The Omskivar

chah, dude
I have so many weird conversations it's ridiculous. They're so normal that I've forgotten the majority of them.

Most of them probably have something to do with my mitties, come to think of it.
 

shadow_lugia

Warning: May contain nuts
Okay so the marching band was in a parade today, but we were all waiting around for a bit for the parade to begin. So three friends and I sat together and discussed a wide variety of topics, ranging from condoms to pickles, mostly on condoms and the various non-sexual-but-still-condom-related situations we've found ourselves in.
 

Superbird

Fire emblem is great
Prob'ly that time in third grade when I argued with that girl about her race.

me: You're African-American!
her: No, I'm Black!
me: No, you're African-American!
her: No, I'm Black!
me: No, you're African-American!
her: No, I'm Black!
...
 

Phantom

Uh, I didn't do it.
At Valleyfair (amusement park) we went during their Halloween celebration so it was pretty damn cold, (btw cold plus very fast very high roller coaster = epicness to no end) and we were waiting for a ride. When we got to the front the girl watching the line asked how many we were. My friend held up a mittened hand, 3, and the woman scratches her head and says, "sorry I don't read mitten." we then began a guessing game to how many we were, including some people behind us we didn't know, much to the dismay of the entire line.
 

The Omskivar

chah, dude
Mkay. So I ordered a pizza today. My idiot friends are making noise in the background and I can barely hear the lady so I shout "HEY! I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE BASEMENT!"

To which the lady nervously laughs, nervously, and I continue my order. At the end I say "Uh, one more thing. On the box, I would like you to draw a koala playing a ukelele."

The great thing was the delivery guy actually drew the koala, complete ith ukelele.
 

Autumn

bye
Pronoun
she
the one i had last night with two guy friends about their masturbation habits, puberty, and other such topics
seeing as how we'd never had particularly intimate conversations about anything before (hell, until last night i didn't consider either of them particularly close friends of mine), this one was rather odd. the funny thing is that all three of us were completely comfortable talking about all this to each other. it was great
 

Tarvos

helt plötsligt blev det tyst
"I am too old to wear a corset, but if I was your girlfriend's age, I'd probably wear that kind of stuff!"

Thanks mum.
 

Typhonia

New member
The weirdest one I've ever had was when I was alone in the orchestra room in 6th grade with two boys while the rest of the group was setting up the stage for a concert. We started talking and then all of the sudden, out of nowhere, one of them asks us, "So who do you think has the biggest boobs in 6th grade?"
 

shadow_lugia

Warning: May contain nuts
"So who do you think has the biggest boobs in 6th grade?"
My friends and I have had this conversation as well, except I don't know what grade it was in. There was a tie between a girl that was in the conversation and a goth girl that I don't really know.
 
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