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Hey Altmer. Just wondering, where do you live? Like, random question, completely out of the blue, I'm just curious, you know? You know? So where do you live? Please be highly specific for no apparent reason.
 
Altmer said:
lol no it isn't

edit: MD, I live in your backyard secretly. If you have one. Unless you live in that apartment, then I'm looking at you with binoculars. RIGHT NOW.
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No you're not. I would have been able to see you from here.

...Right?

Dewgongeru said:
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DON'T make faces. My Altmer. If you lay a finger on my Altmer, I'll rip your guts out with this butcher's knife. See this butcher's knife? I was going to save it for Altmer when we marry, but I can kill you with it right now if you touch my Altmer. MY ALTMER
 
Music Dragon said:
DON'T make faces. My Altmer. If you lay a finger on my Altmer, I'll rip your guts out with this butcher's knife. See this butcher's knife? I was going to save it for Altmer when we marry, but I can kill you with it right now if you touch my Altmer. MY ALTMER
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Dewgongeru said:
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Oh, you want a piece of this, do you, do you? I'll cut you a fucking piece of YOU. That's right, I'm gonna cut you up so bad, your own momma wouldn't recognize you. Altmer is mine. Are you scared, kiddo? You better be. I'm gonna cut you, cut you up good, cut cut cut cut...
 
Music Dragon said:
Oh, you want a piece of this, do you, do you? I'll cut you a fucking piece of YOU. That's right, I'm gonna cut you up so bad, your own momma wouldn't recognize you. Altmer is mine. Are you scared, kiddo? You better be. I'm gonna cut you, cut you up good, cut cut cut cut...
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Dewgongeru said:
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WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU SICK FUCK - you want to die, huh? Is that what you want? 'Cause I can arrange that. I'm going to stab you until you wish you were a Swiss cheese. I'm gonna wipe the floor with you, you stupid shithead. I'm going to rip your ears off and then I'm going to feed them to my Altmer.
 
Music Dragon said:
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU SICK FUCK - you want to die, huh? Is that what you want? 'Cause I can arrange that. I'm going to stab you until you wish you were a Swiss cheese. I'm gonna wipe the floor with you, you stupid shithead. I'm going to rip your ears off and then I'm going to feed them to my Altmer.
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-clings to MD, tears running down his chest-

I... D...

-jerks MD back and forth in a failed attempt to say something-
 
Altmer said:
Guys, guys, guys. I have a third person who I'm with. Gotta disappoint both of you. :P
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Music Dragon said:
Don't touch me, you ass. I hate you. Go on. Steal my Altmer. I know you want to.
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I actually want someone else.

(Do you really hate me? ; ;)
 
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