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what is this shit

...Wow. How the mighty have fallen. Aside from the lyrics, they actually went in order, with the exception of just a few Pokemon here and there, and even then, those few weren't too far from their original placement in the Pokedex.
 
For anyone who wants it.

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Hello kids!
Kimiwamou, tappuri Pokémon tsuko eta?
Pokémon 151 hikitsuka eta kimimo, da da no kimimo,
Pokémon Ierukana? ni choosen da!
How's your mouth rolling today?

Pikachuu / Kairyuu / Yadoran / Pijon
Kodakku / Koratta / Zubatto / Gyaroppu
Sandaasu / Menokurage
Pauwau / Karakara / Tamatama / Garagara
Fushigidane!
Aabo / Iibui / Utsudon / Erebuu
Kabigon / Kabuto / Saidon / Jugon
Porigon / Diguda / Doodorio / Gengaa
Dogaasu / Ruujara / Nyaasu / Shawazu
Kusaihana!

Ra, ra, ra, ierukana?
Ki, mi, wa, ierukana?
Ra, ra, ra, ierukana?
Pokémon no namoe!

Kokuun / Goosuto / Iwaaku / Hitokage
Rakkii / Ratta / Onidoriru / Koiru / Reakoiru
Pukurin / Zenigame / Nyorozo / Tosakinto
Faiyaa / Buusutaa / Fuudin / Foobaa
Sutoraiku!

Kyatapii / Pikushii / Shiidora / Raichuu
Hitodeman / Kurabu / Nidokuin / Sandopan
Azumaou / Toranseru
Doodoo / Tatsuu / Gaadii / Mankii
Dokukurage!

Ra, ra, ra, ierukana?
Ki, mi, wa, ierukana?
Ra, ra, ra, ierukana?
Pokémon no namoe!

Kokokaragarattosutairuhenetemiyou!
One, two, three, ah-here we go!

(Yeah!) / Onisuzume / Sando / Parasekuto
Suriipa / Biidoru / Kairosu / Pijotto
Ko-i-ki-n-gu!

Saihoon / Matadogasu / Fushigisou / Kamekkusu
Sherutaa / Sandaa / Rizaado / Nasshii
Be-to-be-to-n!

Poppo / Utsubotto / Purin / Keeshii / Betobetaa
Garuura / Gyaradosu / Goroonya / Pippi
I-shi-tsu-bu-te!

Gorudakku / Omanaito / Gorubatto / Aabokku
Nidoran (Mesu!) / Nidoran (Osu!)
Na-zo-no-ku-sa!

Mecchaee kanji dengana!
Ra, ra, ra, ierukana?
Ki, mi, wa, ierukana?
Ra, ra, ra, ierukana?
Pokemon no namoe!

All right,
Tsugi wa kyuukinagara utatte mirutte no wa, dou?

Nyorobon / Kamoneki / Rapurasu / Rafureshia
Kabutopusu / Nidoriina / Bariyaado / Marumain
Fushigibana / Parasu / Rizaadon
Konpan / Yadon / Metamon / Goosu
Biriridama!

All right, kids.
It's time to take a break here.

(Nareeshon)
Fushigina fushigina seikimono
Dou butsu zukan ni wa nottenai
Poketto monsutaa chijimete Pokémon

Kokomode utaeru nande, taishitamonda.
Demo, muzukashii no wa, kokokaradayo.
Yooshi, ichiki ni rasuto paato da!
One, two, three, ah-here we go!

Yungeraa / Kinguraa / Sawamaraa / Ebiwaraa
Kairikii / Suriipaa / Gooriki / Sutaami
Madatsubomi / Putera / Nidoriino / Perushian
Hakuryuu / Myuutsuu / Kyuukon / Supiaa
Beroringa!

Batafurii / Dagutorio / Nidokingu / Omasutaa
Parushen / Nyoromo / Goroon / Rokon / Kentaurosu
Poniita / Monjara / Miniryuu / Wanrikii
Morufon / Kameeru/ Uindei / Furiiza
O-ko-ri-za-ru!

Ra, ra, ra, ierukana?
Ki, mi, wa, ierukana?
Ra, ra, ra, ierukana?
Pokemon no namoe!

Ra, ra, ra, ierukana?
Ki, mi, wa, ierukana?
Ra, ra, ra, ierukana?
Pokemon no namoe
OKIDOKI!

Now that's the way to say it.
Are? Chottotaitte!
Moshi kashite, mou hitsuboretenai?
 
Youtube said:
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I disagree, I think the first pokerap is definitely better than a copyright claim.
 
combusten and blaziken
where ya at cause it's me I'm askin


also amused with "regice, registeel, regirock, through the night"
 
Hi Speed and Slow-Mo are always awesome. Especially slow-mo... those.. low.. monsterish awesome voices.

The Hoenn rap is just... sad. There' doing cheesy rap for kids, then there's trying too hard and when you end up at this level, it's just sad. Very sad. It destroys brain cells but not in a fun way. You can only hope they will try to not air it or remove it from further DVDs made and act like they never did it but you know it won't happen... :C
 
The Polkamon Song is vastly superior to any and all Pokéraps.

DON'T FORGET ABOUT SANDSLASH
EXEGGCUTE AND RAPIDASH
LICKITUNG AND PORYGON
EVERYBODY POLKAMON
 
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