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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Bombsii

Bombsii

IM ON THE ROAD ON THE ROAD TO VIRIDIAN CITYYYY~
All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To boldly go where no chicken has gone before!

How many roads must a chicken then cross, before you call him a rooster?

That depends on the observer's inertial frame of reference.

The chicken didn't cross the road, the road crossed the chicken.
 
That can't be possible because shops sell chicken and it doesn't wanna see twilight, It wants to see the horror film about killing and cooking chicken.
 
Because it is searching for it's sole purpose in life, but, because the chicken has the brains of, well, a ckicken, it cannot realise that it's true purpose in life is, in fact, to continue crossing that road.
 
BECAUSE HIS HOUSE WAS BOMBED BY THE RUSSIANS THAT'S FUCKING WHY
STOP HARASSING HIM HE'S ONLY A CHICKEN!
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU HAD TO RUN ACROSS ROADS AFTER YOUR HOUSE HAS BEEN BOMBED LEAVE HIM ALONE!
 
Are you saying chickens can't cross roads? Or that they need some special motive just to cross a road?

Are you a racist, DarkArmour? Is that what's going down here?
 
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