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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Alexi said:
^Nah, if it all the Akatsuki AND Orochimaru were anywhere near each other, Oro'd be busy getting into Itachi's pants.

Because it CAN and NO ONE can stop it! Take that America!
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What are you, some kind of terrorist
 
LEAVE CHICKEN ALONE

HE LOVES HIS AUNT, HE WENT THROUGH A DIVORCE, HE HAD TWO FUCKING KIDS, HIS HUSBAND TURNED OUT TO BE A USER

HE'S A CHICKEN
 
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Good question.

Because there was a scoutpost on the other side and he wanted to be a Hawkhart ace.
 
The chicken saw my Mewtwo and got scared. Mewtwo cried because he just wanted to talk to the chicken. The chicken laughed and headed home so he could tell all his friends that he made a strong legendary Pokémon cry. I saw every second of it so I hugged my Mewtwo and started to plot my revenge. I decided to send out Computer, my Metagross, to scare the chicken. Computer was upset that the chicken made my favorite Pokémon cry, so Computer was very ticked off. The chicken ran accross the road to escape Computer's fury.

The End

Lamest story by me ever.
 
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
 
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