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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING JOKE INVOLVES A LOT OF PEOPLE STICKING THINGS UP EACH OTHER'S RECTUMS


A man goes to the doctor's and is told he needs to take some medication which has to be administered anally. The man has no arms or something so the doctor has to insert the first pill himself.

The next day the man has to take another pill. His wife put it in for him, putting her hand on his shoulder and shoving it in.

As she does it the man gives a cry of pain. "Oh sorry", says the wife. "Did I hurt you?"

"No," stammers the man, "but I just realised, when the doctor did it yesterday he had BOTH hands on my shoulders..."
 
Mike the Foxhog said:
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING JOKE INVOLVES A LOT OF PEOPLE STICKING THINGS UP EACH OTHER'S RECTUMS


A man goes to the doctor's and is told he needs to take some medication which has to be administered anally. The man has no arms or something so the doctor has to insert the first pill himself.

The next day the man has to take another pill. His wife put it in for him, putting her hand on his shoulder and shoving it in.

As she does it the man gives a cry of pain. "Oh sorry", says the wife. "Did I hurt you?"

"No," stammers the man, "but I just realised, when the doctor did it yesterday he had BOTH hands on my shoulders..."
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Heard it before. not that funny, but not my type of humor anyways.
 
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