Crazy Linoone

...LET E R M""

(LET ME TRY MINE.)

SKROO YOO.

YAAAAY! I SHOUT WITH A SHIFT!

WUT TEH PHUCK.

WE CAN STILL SHIFT OCCASIONALLY.

Yeah. Maybe you should kill me before it happens. Then again, I'll probably receive epicASBninjatoes in hell and the effects will extend to encompass the entire universe.

And it'll do 9001% damage to both combatants! As well as the trainers but really who cares about them.

Exactly. Therefore, maple syrup is clearly the best option. Taste good, too. The crap they use during installation tastes like... well, crap.

...Is there no "search" or "find" function on your internet browser? o.O
But that means USian isn't a fruit either ;~;

Maybe! Also do you think there's such thing as chocolate butter?
Also I was reading Chuck Norris jokes and apparently he doesn't churn milk to make butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
*shot, bricked, and hyper beam'd*

OH EM GEE, YES. THIS SOUNDS SO SHIFTILY AWESOME!

I'll probably get a replacement. I see Dragon online like once in a blue moon.

That's it! I'll get an epicASBninjatoe in 2012! I WILL BRING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD (evil laughter*

Yes! And we cause damage by making our opponents facepalm, headdesk, and headslam! Haha we have the strangest battle ideas.

It might be worth it to get some maple syrup once in a while, to cement them to your tongue~

*flexes Google muscles* I shall aid you! *epic music*
...okay that was anticlimatic. Nothing really interesting popped out...

Bah, I need to learn how to control my wormhole powers better. *closes portals, but not before a large assortment of cows come lumbering out*

I know, right? :D And they're all so irrelevant.
Speaking of which, anything not related to elephants is irrelephant- *SHOT!*

I now have an image of Quercus Alba dressed like some sort of flamboyant rap singer.
I hope you're happy.

YA RITE.

It does. I may convince Kam to make me a Quercus!Shiftry, he's good with making AA Pokeymans.

I DUN CEE LENUN.

A SHIFT IS SUPERIOR TO CRAPSLOCK CLUB?

OH NO, I COMPLETELY AGREE. I'M NOT EVEN USING CAPSLOCK. I JUST THOUGHT CAPSLOCK WAS A GENERAL TERM FOR SPEAKING IN ALL CAPS. BUT I AM ACTUALLY USING THE LEFT SHIFT KEY.

THANK YOU, MISS LINOONE.

AND OH MY GOD, YOUR DAY SOUNDS FAR MORE AWESOME THAN MINE. CAPSLOCK IS THE BEST THING SINCE FRIED CHEESE.

Hey Linoone~

You may want to check the Dragons' Den Simulations!

...That is true. Now imagine what I could do if I could infuse ASBgodlightning into my toes!

You're entertaining. :3 Or maybe I'm just a sucker for puns. Ahaha Chill- *SHOT*

I've heard you can buy them quite cheaply on eBay, actually - taste buds, I mean. The problem is installing them.

...I swear I've heard of that before... But at any rate, no, it's probably not a fruit. Unless a USian is a fruit as well.

*wiggles ninjatoes*

srsly though the resemblance between Alba and Shiftry is staggering
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:o

It can't be too powerful of course, since 'e is such a 'armless leetle girl.

I DEE KAY

IT WAS VERY REGAL. I GOT TO WATCH A GUY POUND HIS FIST A WHOLE LOT AND THEN CARRY A WHOLE BUNCH OF BOOKS IN AN OVERCROWDED BUILDING OF TEENAGERS.

AND YOU?