I liek Squirtles

It actually got taken down at some point because the troll face is copyrighted, so i think copyrights might have had something to do with its lack of memery. Although the utter lack of Pepe is sorely disappointing.

Pft, i can't drink alcohol. Legally, i can, but to me, all i can taste in anything alcoholic is the alcohol, so even just taking a sip of wine for me is like drinking straight hand sanitiser. Relatedly, i have an major english project due today that i haven't started...!

It's an actual class here, rather than a club, so there's limited space as the teacher can only take so many students.

Oh my god, you don't know about meme run? It was this super dank side-scroller that was on the eShop for a little while, its eShop genre was "ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED." It's really hard and obnoxious but unfortunately it's gone now. You should watch some footage, it's hilarious.

Well, at one point, i brought group a of friends with me to group b. Group a likes anime and video games but they aren't weebs, and group b is straight up weeaboo trash (they were filming a vocaloid music video at the time). Group a is condescending to group b, group b is mean back, they hate each other. So group a is causing a lot of problems, group b kicks us out. Instead, we go into the basement of the apartment complex, and someone climbed up and put their face against the four-inch metal grate that lets air into the basement from outside and screamed at someone who walked by. They were scared shitless, it was hilarious. (This was during broad daylight.)

Also, i was a cat for halloween, so i only spoke in meows. This was infinitely amusing when i went to subway. My friend had to translate for me. Most other people, though, just got really pissed off that i was loudly meowing at them. I thought it was hilarious. goddamn it am i really a highschooler

I did, thanks!

Alright, thanks for letting me know!

That's fair, but don't give up hope! That'll only exasperate the situation.

That sounds super cool, actually! I'm glad you got to see the graduees again, seems like they always disappear once they're out of school. Sounds like you had a lot of fun, though! I've been considering doing Model United Nations, but it was full this year.

My halloween was all right! I just walked around with a couple friends of mine, we basically screwed around a lot and scared people. We were looking around for another friend for awhile, but we gave up and just went to Ethan's house and played meme run for a couple hours. There were various shenanigans going on but it would take forever to explain them all. :p

Hey, I noticed you didn't command a size for the substitute you wanted Fisticuffs to make, so just in case, do you want to command something different from 10%? (If so, I'm going to ask in the Question Box whether or not that's okay, but I think it should fly.)

Hey, someone will notice. It's easy to assume that no-one likes you but there are probably a lot of people that have their eye on you! You're not the only one that's afraid to make a move, other people feel fear like that too. It'll turn out, i promise.

By the way, how'd your halloween go?

That's fair enough, but does he know it's a harmless carpe diem? And i understand, man. It's the end of the year and i've got one date to my name, and it's looking like i'm not going to get another one for a long, long time. But it's okay. We've got a lot of time left and you are a STRAPPING YOUNG MAN, someone is going to come your way. You are prime real estate.

Well, that's not good at all. On the other hand, better him than you, i guess? If she's just golddigging then i'm glad he's the one getting ripped of and not you. I wish you better luck in the future, though. It always seems like the universe is working against you.

Man, that must be... suspenseful. Hope it turns out in your favour. Hooking up with a senior when you aren't a senior yourself is tricky, though! Seeing as they'll be leaving the next year, and all. I'm not sure if it works this way there, so i'll ask: do people usually stay in town after graduating high school?

Shrek and SBAHJ quotes.

That's fair enough. I'm glad you came to that conclusion, it's very mature of you.

Also wow, she sounds like exactly your kind of person? Like, a female ILS. Go for it, man. Even if this other junior dude is going for her, you shouldn't try any less. You're pretty swell and you seem to have a lot in common so i'm sure she'll see that!

Ah, i read the summary on NaNo and it looks pretty interesting, i'd be happy to edit after you're finished if you'd like? Or just read it too, idk. Mostly i just want to read it whatever happens but i'm also a nerd who enjoys editing and apparently that's useful. :p

Also way to fucking go dude, that's the only way to flirt. Courtney and i communicate in Shrek quotes but SHHH

yeah! i'm old wow

HAHAHA

Date-friend hasn't actually listened to Hamilton yet but someone was singing Your Obedient Servant the day before so!!

bUT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS
/sigh
What are we going to do with you. Well, what's this new girl like?

Also definitely, but the likelihood of me winning this year is fairly low. I think I might be doing fanfiction this year... Are you participating?

THEY'RE ALL THE SAME FUCKING SONG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

JUST THE FIRST ONE BUT I CANNOT HANDLE IT

I KNOW RIGHT

FUCKING KING GEORGE THOUGH

He is a highly dedicated human. Also this has been worked on since fuckign 2009.

I just realized it's on spotify and I'm three minutes in and LOVE IT

Lin-Manuel Miranda is a gift to humanity

I haven't listened to it yet but i've heard WONDERFUL things about it and it makes me very happy

re: "soo how does courtney know flirty-san is talking shit? are you telling her or are you all in a group chat together?"; I'm telling her. It feels kind of wrong to just listen to someone piss on her and then not say anything about it.

BUT THIS IS MOST DEFINITELY NEWS what is your gameplan