I liek Squirtles

Thank you for the gift, and merry Christmas if you celebrate it!! :o

Hi, I know you have finals next week (good luck!) but here's a quick reminder to post commands in your battle with Dazel if you have time! If you'd prefer to study this weekend, though, that's totally understandable and I won't press it. Thanks!

Yes, unless it's a species with gender differences. Then you get one of each difference.

Yes, I'm feeling better now. Thank you for your concern!

that makes sense man; you can't just flip a switch and stop liking someone. i've tried.

it's gonna be tricky since she already turned you down but i wish you luck!!! :)

i noticed my thought process was just like all the OTHER times I'd been like "nah i just have platonic feelings for that friend" a week before realizing i'd fallen into the feelings hole so it was just a matter of being like "all right so that's how it is i guess" a week ahead of time

I was homeschooled last year, so i was able to google a lot of things, and it isn't me doing any favours. I probably need this review. But yeah, i definitely remember logarithms, and e, and sines, cosines, tangents... all that good shit.

I don't think it's too early to start anything, per se, i just think it might be too early to send out your intel squad until you know for sure and have surmised some things on your part first.

I did logarithms last year too...!

Hey, that doesn't sound so bad! I hope it goes well. I'd be careful about deploying the rendevous group too quickly though; i mean, what if she caught on?

i know right??

the funny thing about that snarky direct comment was that i was still in the "WE ARE TOTALLY FRIENDS" state (i was just trying to be an asshole!) and that - the fact that i did actually say yes - kickstarted me on the course to recognizing that I was in FEELINGS HELL except i can't really call it FEELINGS HELL now since we're dating

we both agree that it probs would have happened eventually, we just got shoved into it early because fake-dating

Er... i'm not sure. Maybe try to get the rotoms to help you or something, or get inside of them and try to steer them, or...? The call to action in your post was a lot less evident than the one in mine, so i'm not totally sure. I trust your judgement.

It's been review all year. I'll probably hate myself later for saying this, but i want to do something new, i'm not really challenged right now...

!! How come? How is that going?

Ooh! How exciting!! I wonder what you two will cook up, hmm...?

I AM SO JEALOUS

it is so ridiculous. like he started getting so obvious that even I could pick up on it. and i can NEVER pick up on it. (my roommate was like "he's actually pretty subtle" and i was all "well yeah he WAS until i started fake dating him." which is when i started hearing little comments about how i deserve better and i was all "oh uh okay this is inevitable")

he actually asked me out like a week beforehand because i was all "i mean if you wanna ask me out go for it" (in retrospect that was awful why did i do that) and i was so startled that i couldn't answer for like a minute and he panicked and played it off as a joke. jesus christ.

nice hamilton reference

yeah that's rough. get your friends to get a good feel for the situation and i guess proceed from there?

or you can do what my boyfriend did and have three classmates harass you until you ask her out. though tbh my situation is probably stemming from a) fake-dating and b) my life being a parody of itself as is

Almost. I think it's 1:1.08, so it's like eighty four dollars and a half dollars or something like that.

Climbing into fridges is a great idea! Hopefully i can buy you some time to do just that, and maybe get rid of the ghost too. And hopefully the rotoms will go haywire as well and wreak a little bit of havoc.

Huh, really? We're literally doing linear functions right now... i haven't learned anything new all year.

Hi there! Just a reminder that you've been replied to in the Halloween Thread, so you can make your next action now if you'd like. No rush - we're still waiting on three or four people, but when everybody's finished, it'll be time for rewards! Hoohoohoo!

dude if it helps any my boyfriend was one hundred percent absolutely positive that i was going to turn him down until like. halfway through the first date i think. he's still totally shocked by it and it's been like a MONTH.

you're fine. plus you have friends who are able to identify it.

...Huh, apparently it doesn't happen for another week or so. The tickets were about 80,00€, although i'm not really sure how much that ends up being in dollars. More than $80.00, that's for sure.

Haha, well, maybe not fourth or fifth, but definitely sixth. I had quite a few friends in sixth grade that smoked. It was pretty boggling. Then again, the area i lived in was probably the scourge of the earth, so it's not that surprising.

I'm not sure either. I feel like it's more recent than Meme Run, though. John Cena was actually in the very city i live in a few weeks ago, though. I didn't go to see him. The things i'll do for irony only extend so far.

Yeah, it's pretty weird! I feel like fourteen-year-olds are not ready to drink. Eighteen seems like a reasonable age, that's probably what i'd put it at if it were my choice. People smoke pot at like age ten around here, it's fucking ridiculous. I think it might be that way everywhere, though.

It actually got taken down at some point because the troll face is copyrighted, so i think copyrights might have had something to do with its lack of memery. Although the utter lack of Pepe is sorely disappointing.

Pft, i can't drink alcohol. Legally, i can, but to me, all i can taste in anything alcoholic is the alcohol, so even just taking a sip of wine for me is like drinking straight hand sanitiser. Relatedly, i have an major english project due today that i haven't started...!

It's an actual class here, rather than a club, so there's limited space as the teacher can only take so many students.

Oh my god, you don't know about meme run? It was this super dank side-scroller that was on the eShop for a little while, its eShop genre was "ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED." It's really hard and obnoxious but unfortunately it's gone now. You should watch some footage, it's hilarious.

Well, at one point, i brought group a of friends with me to group b. Group a likes anime and video games but they aren't weebs, and group b is straight up weeaboo trash (they were filming a vocaloid music video at the time). Group a is condescending to group b, group b is mean back, they hate each other. So group a is causing a lot of problems, group b kicks us out. Instead, we go into the basement of the apartment complex, and someone climbed up and put their face against the four-inch metal grate that lets air into the basement from outside and screamed at someone who walked by. They were scared shitless, it was hilarious. (This was during broad daylight.)

Also, i was a cat for halloween, so i only spoke in meows. This was infinitely amusing when i went to subway. My friend had to translate for me. Most other people, though, just got really pissed off that i was loudly meowing at them. I thought it was hilarious. goddamn it am i really a highschooler