Not Meowth

awww kay is cute in that picture

omanyte still > kay, though

I totally want one of those things. They're adorable and have a pretty versatile moveset.

oh god yes.

;;Has Letted away;;

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Oh, I see. I hope she gets better.

;;Smirks mischieviously and Letts away;;

;;Devours and rips up your Mikecarpets;;

;;Growls even more;;

Here's one more headline to go with these: "Metallica Fanboy Beat Red While Severly Underleved Hell Yes"

Your team looks easy to beat and I need exp/money? >:D

only joking, I've wanted to battle you for ages but I'm pretty forgetful.

dude, let me know when you have a slot free for asb battles because I totally want to battle you >:D

Maybe sreservoir has a dark secret he can't afford to have her stealing?

OOOH DEEP STORY. :D I like deep stories. I just am not good at making them.

And actually, you've given me an idea. Basically they'll go on this long journey and get to the top of this massive mountain where they meet the omnipotent "Game Maker", who will basically just say "why the fuck didn't you just use a phoenix down".

And the main villain I plan on being all "I AM GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD BECAUSE I'M EVIL AND THAT'S IT ANY QUESTIONS NO GOOD", except he'll become best friend with the hero at one point, and there will be a few points where the party and him are just chummy with each other.

ALSO: a conversation early in the game because I'm bored:
King: For this journey, I will give you my son, Sydney, to help you.
Sydney: But father, I'm a girl!
King: Don't be ridiculous!
Sydney: But it's true! I have boobs!
King: Those are called moobs son, and they are nothing to be ashamed of.

BUT DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

Banged it a little too hard, eh?

;;Growls;;

That sounds interesting I wanna play it. :D

The plot in the humor related one starts off with the Hero visiting the king and the king is just "I collect weird things and I want you to get me the sheep of divine mortality", so then he meets all sorts of characters in order to find the sheep. I plan on there being one part where the hero and the ninja get into a bar fight to determine who is better suited to be the hero, and the ninja ends up dying. The princess (that everyone thinks is a man) is all "OMG WE HAVE TO REVIVE HIM BECAUSE THIS IS AN RPG AND 90% OF THE TIME DEAD CHARACTERS ARE REVIVED." No kidding, that's literally what I plan on her saying, or something to that extent.

;;Bites your fingers trying to eat it;;

And then I'll get my own spinof- erm anyway reffing up in your battle against sreservoir

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;;Revivifies as a Lettdoggy;;