Animal Crossing: New Horizons Mafia

[Trebek]

m8

 

[Mawile]

ok maybe it was

@ jack: this is why we have 7 pages of posts in an hour

 

[Redstrykephoenix]

but also: herbe can i chop my other head off or will i die from blood loss

I'll kill you first

 

[Redstrykephoenix]

Anyone else want some of them Olive Garden breadsticks?

 

[JackPK]

anyways which one of you motherfuckers roleblocked me, i'll kill you and your entire dumb stupid animal family

I can't tell if this is serious or just a joke about how rnp has randed roleblocker a billion times recently

So I think I'm going to fakeclaim as a one-shot Bulletproof if it comes down to that

idk keldeif you could just claim your actual role, it could be seen as town-aligned?

I know you're just joking but for the record I'm putting this in my spreadsheet anyway just in case you're tmi!joking

but actually imma go make popcorn

mafia but everyone's roles just give foodstuffs out to each other

inb4 town roles all give out foodstuffs and mafia roles all give out mean reactions

 

[JackPK]

inb4 town roles all give out foodstuffs and mafia roles all give out mean reactions

*gets handed a fortnite taunt dance* *dies*

 

[Mawile]

 

[qenya]

anyways which one of you motherfuckers roleblocked me, i'll kill you and your entire dumb stupid animal family

I can't tell if this is serious or just a joke about how rnp has randed roleblocker a billion times recently

the only possible explanation: stryke'n'phoenix randed roleblocker and blocked themselves

 

[Redstrykephoenix]

stryke what do we do they saw through our ruse

 

[Redstrykephoenix]

Maybe a salad. They have good croutons

 

[Redstrykephoenix]

the dressing is better tbh

 

[Trebek]

anyways which one of you motherfuckers roleblocked me, i'll kill you and your entire dumb stupid animal family

I can't tell if this is serious or just a joke about how rnp has randed roleblocker a billion times recently

the only possible explanation: stryke'n'phoenix randed roleblocker and blocked themselves

honestly this is a solid explanation

but if they blocked themselves then that means that they couldnt have blocked themselves which means that they did block themselves which means...

 

[Redstrykephoenix]

i don't usually have salad i usually order chicken gnocchi but the few times i do it's a positive experience

 

[Mawile]

but if they blocked themselves then that means that they couldnt have blocked themselves which means that they did block themselves which means...

ouroboros tbh

 

[qenya]

also I just realised it's been 8 pages and I haven't expressed my heartfelt sorrow at seshas' death

rest in peace, friend. perhaps one day we will play more than a single round together, and strike fear into the hearts of our enemies with clinical precision

 

[Trebek]

rip in peace my friend :((

 

[Bluwiikoon]

The avian world mourns them :( A dark, blathers-less day

 

[Redstrykephoenix]

wonder if owl is quality meat. probably make a nice light broth

 

[Bluwiikoon]

RSP I think yall should get a snack! ^^ Lots of food talk

 

[Redstrykephoenix]

we literally give fruit out at night of course we're gonna food talk