Tailsy
if the nineth lion ate the sun.
- Pronoun
- she
Ugh, what a rubbish title. Unfortunately I can't brain today, so you're stuck with it. :(
So I was arguing with my boyfriend about how everything he watches sucks (because it's true. If I didn't recommend it to him, it's probably shit), and then I was all 'HEY I SHOULD ASK MY FORUM BROS WHAT KINDS OF THINGS THEY LIKE WATCHING/READING/WHATEVER' and... idk. It was something like that.
I'm pretty sure we already have a similar topic specifically about music somewhere, so I don't give a sweet monkey's buttocks about that. Basically, what kinds of things do you like to watch/read/play? I'm going to include video games because I don't remember a topic about it and they're more fun than music is OK.
I'm asking about what genre you enjoy, any specific plot devices, character moulds... anything! If you like sci-fi Eastenders (HI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA), then cool. If you like pregnancy-based stories involving incestous rape and guro up the wazoo, that's sort of weird but cool, too. And if you like normal things then GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
but no seriously.
You can also list things you don't like! Par for the course.
Feel free to just list shit in no real order, I'm just anal <:3
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TV & Film
+ I'm not very good at taking things seriously (HURF WOULD YOU HAVE GUESSED??), so a lot of weird shit happening and constant wisecracks from the smartarse character is A* for me.
+ I LOVE HIGH SCHOOL SHIT LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
+ Gratuitous violence works for me too! In small amounts. I'm hardly squeamish but cartoon blood flying everywhere is boring after a while.
+ I'm also very fond of the lovable buttmonkey archetype. They make me smile. But they have to actually be lovable.
- Anything involving harem makes me want to gouge my eyes out. Which is sad, because I'm actually weirdly fond of the saucer-sized eye art style (possibly due to watching Cardcaptor Sakura repeatedly as a child) that's so prevalent in the genre. I just... blaaah. Blatant masturbation fantasies, why do you always involve being kicked into space for *not* doing anything wrong?
- Also that pathetic 'loser' main character who has no redeeming qualities yet still has five girls after him. Ugh. Can't you like someone who has at least one endearing trait?
- WAR FILMS OH MY GOD. Can't get more depressing than that. :( I like history and all but I'm not a military history sort of person.
- Sci-fi makes me go to sleep. I'm not sure whether that's a good thing or not, but jesus it bores the hell out of me. WHEE WE'RE ON SPACESHIPS AND I'M GREEN ALSO HOT ALIEN CHICKS shut up man!!
- Live-action horror films freak me the fuck out. If you wanna watch horror films I'm going to be at least a street away, okay. I don't sleep enough already, man...
- Confusing and ridiculous plots. What is the point. I'm watching shit because I'm too lazy to think about it ok. 8(
Literature
+ DRAGONS!!!! oh mai gaaaaah
+ Simple language that you need to think about to fully understand the connotations.
+ Wacky powers and Five Man Bands.
+ really lame fantasy stories. Involving animals. Yesssss can't get enough of it, man.
+ Alternatively, I love stories with high school-age characters. Shut up, I identify with them, maaan. Don't be hatin'.
+ BIOGRAPHIES INVOLVING ANIMALS \o/ Marley and Me makes me so happy every time I read it. ... Then I get to the end and cry for hours, lmao.
- FUCK YOU THOMAS HARDY I HATE YOU
- An entire chapter describing a fucking heath. AN ENTIRE CHAPTER DETAILING ONE CHARACTER AND HOW ~BEAUTIFUL~ AND ~TROUBLED~ SHE IS
- I don't CARE how awesome you are. I hate you. >:(
- Anita Blake can go fuck herself, too. I don't care if she's a character and not the author because I've forgotten the author's name. You're terrible. Get out. I'd actually *rather* read Twilight.
Video Games
+ Turn-based battling systems, mostly because I stress the fuck out in real time because I'm a loser with no reflexes! D:
+ Point-and-click! YAY EXPLORING THINGS
+ A large music selection, because... I mean... I like hearing lots of different tunes in-game!
+ COLLECTING A TON OF RANDOM SHIT MAKES MY DAY
+ Breaking the fourth wall. Don't like it so much in anything else, but in video games it makes me super-happy.
+ Epically long games with crazy plots. Sup JRPGs, I see you hiding there.
- I really can't work the Wii Remote. It stresses me out more than real time!! This is probably why I stopped playing Okami an hour in. I just - fuck that remote, right.
- Fuck those egg thieves. Fuck them to hell.
- Things that involve like... people actually dying realistically. Look, I'm going to jump off a cliff and you're going to have fun surviving it, right. >:(
- "HEY SARAH HOW ABOUT YOU HAVE A GO AT [generic FPS] *LOBS CONTROLLER*" "AUHGDHIJFHUOSFI WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT AM I DOING STOP CAMPING AND SNIPING ME I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SHOOT" "... sarah it's right trigger" "WHAT" "RIGHT TRIGGER" "BUT I'M LEFT-HANDED!!!"
OKAY I'M BORED OFF YA GO
So I was arguing with my boyfriend about how everything he watches sucks (because it's true. If I didn't recommend it to him, it's probably shit), and then I was all 'HEY I SHOULD ASK MY FORUM BROS WHAT KINDS OF THINGS THEY LIKE WATCHING/READING/WHATEVER' and... idk. It was something like that.
I'm pretty sure we already have a similar topic specifically about music somewhere, so I don't give a sweet monkey's buttocks about that. Basically, what kinds of things do you like to watch/read/play? I'm going to include video games because I don't remember a topic about it and they're more fun than music is OK.
I'm asking about what genre you enjoy, any specific plot devices, character moulds... anything! If you like sci-fi Eastenders (HI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA), then cool. If you like pregnancy-based stories involving incestous rape and guro up the wazoo, that's sort of weird but cool, too. And if you like normal things then GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
but no seriously.
You can also list things you don't like! Par for the course.
Feel free to just list shit in no real order, I'm just anal <:3
-
TV & Film
+ I'm not very good at taking things seriously (HURF WOULD YOU HAVE GUESSED??), so a lot of weird shit happening and constant wisecracks from the smartarse character is A* for me.
+ I LOVE HIGH SCHOOL SHIT LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
+ Gratuitous violence works for me too! In small amounts. I'm hardly squeamish but cartoon blood flying everywhere is boring after a while.
+ I'm also very fond of the lovable buttmonkey archetype. They make me smile. But they have to actually be lovable.
- Anything involving harem makes me want to gouge my eyes out. Which is sad, because I'm actually weirdly fond of the saucer-sized eye art style (possibly due to watching Cardcaptor Sakura repeatedly as a child) that's so prevalent in the genre. I just... blaaah. Blatant masturbation fantasies, why do you always involve being kicked into space for *not* doing anything wrong?
- Also that pathetic 'loser' main character who has no redeeming qualities yet still has five girls after him. Ugh. Can't you like someone who has at least one endearing trait?
- WAR FILMS OH MY GOD. Can't get more depressing than that. :( I like history and all but I'm not a military history sort of person.
- Sci-fi makes me go to sleep. I'm not sure whether that's a good thing or not, but jesus it bores the hell out of me. WHEE WE'RE ON SPACESHIPS AND I'M GREEN ALSO HOT ALIEN CHICKS shut up man!!
- Live-action horror films freak me the fuck out. If you wanna watch horror films I'm going to be at least a street away, okay. I don't sleep enough already, man...
- Confusing and ridiculous plots. What is the point. I'm watching shit because I'm too lazy to think about it ok. 8(
Literature
+ DRAGONS!!!! oh mai gaaaaah
+ Simple language that you need to think about to fully understand the connotations.
+ Wacky powers and Five Man Bands.
+ really lame fantasy stories. Involving animals. Yesssss can't get enough of it, man.
+ Alternatively, I love stories with high school-age characters. Shut up, I identify with them, maaan. Don't be hatin'.
+ BIOGRAPHIES INVOLVING ANIMALS \o/ Marley and Me makes me so happy every time I read it. ... Then I get to the end and cry for hours, lmao.
- FUCK YOU THOMAS HARDY I HATE YOU
- An entire chapter describing a fucking heath. AN ENTIRE CHAPTER DETAILING ONE CHARACTER AND HOW ~BEAUTIFUL~ AND ~TROUBLED~ SHE IS
- I don't CARE how awesome you are. I hate you. >:(
- Anita Blake can go fuck herself, too. I don't care if she's a character and not the author because I've forgotten the author's name. You're terrible. Get out. I'd actually *rather* read Twilight.
Video Games
+ Turn-based battling systems, mostly because I stress the fuck out in real time because I'm a loser with no reflexes! D:
+ Point-and-click! YAY EXPLORING THINGS
+ A large music selection, because... I mean... I like hearing lots of different tunes in-game!
+ COLLECTING A TON OF RANDOM SHIT MAKES MY DAY
+ Breaking the fourth wall. Don't like it so much in anything else, but in video games it makes me super-happy.
+ Epically long games with crazy plots. Sup JRPGs, I see you hiding there.
- I really can't work the Wii Remote. It stresses me out more than real time!! This is probably why I stopped playing Okami an hour in. I just - fuck that remote, right.
- Fuck those egg thieves. Fuck them to hell.
- Things that involve like... people actually dying realistically. Look, I'm going to jump off a cliff and you're going to have fun surviving it, right. >:(
- "HEY SARAH HOW ABOUT YOU HAVE A GO AT [generic FPS] *LOBS CONTROLLER*" "AUHGDHIJFHUOSFI WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT AM I DOING STOP CAMPING AND SNIPING ME I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SHOOT" "... sarah it's right trigger" "WHAT" "RIGHT TRIGGER" "BUT I'M LEFT-HANDED!!!"
OKAY I'M BORED OFF YA GO