Ether's Bane
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Extraordinary Moments of Fail
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RespectTheBlade
rage against the dying of the light
Superbird
Fire emblem is great
This.
Phantom
Uh, I didn't do it.
My most recent adventure in Skyrim...
My checklist for what I've done for the Thieves Guild : (Note may be spoilers)
-Get arrested in every city... twice once for the initial theft, once to attempting to escape, once for attacking a chicken. Check
-Fall off a mountain while riding the horse you stole cause you freaked out when you heard a guard from Solitude when you're in Eastmarch. Check.
- Drown while trying not to drown. Check repeatedly.
-Sit in front of a statue of Nocturnal for almost two hours screaming "WHY YOU NO OPEN"... Check.
-Get killed by light and not be a vampire. Check.
-Fall down a hole. Check.
-Get killed by your companions. Check.
-Get trapped in said hole for an hour before realising all you had to do was look up. Check.
-Rage quit while trapped in said hole, turn on Oblivion, put difficulty on low, KILL EVERYONE EVERYWHERE CAUSE YOU CAN. Check.
-Get an arrow stuck in your head that won't go away. Check.
-Get glitched into secret entrance. Check.
-Throw fit because after all that you can't keep the Skeleton Key. Check.
-Spend almost four hours on final mission, alone, and then get to final cutscene, AND WTF WHEN DID YOU GET HERE???? Check.
FU Thieves Guild... NEVER. AGAIN.
My checklist for what I've done for the Thieves Guild : (Note may be spoilers)
-Get arrested in every city... twice once for the initial theft, once to attempting to escape, once for attacking a chicken. Check
-Fall off a mountain while riding the horse you stole cause you freaked out when you heard a guard from Solitude when you're in Eastmarch. Check.
- Drown while trying not to drown. Check repeatedly.
-Sit in front of a statue of Nocturnal for almost two hours screaming "WHY YOU NO OPEN"... Check.
-Get killed by light and not be a vampire. Check.
-Fall down a hole. Check.
-Get killed by your companions. Check.
-Get trapped in said hole for an hour before realising all you had to do was look up. Check.
-Rage quit while trapped in said hole, turn on Oblivion, put difficulty on low, KILL EVERYONE EVERYWHERE CAUSE YOU CAN. Check.
-Get an arrow stuck in your head that won't go away. Check.
-Get glitched into secret entrance. Check.
-Throw fit because after all that you can't keep the Skeleton Key. Check.
-Spend almost four hours on final mission, alone, and then get to final cutscene, AND WTF WHEN DID YOU GET HERE???? Check.
FU Thieves Guild... NEVER. AGAIN.
Storm Earth and Fire
Would you like to make a contract?
hopeandjoy
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Frostagin
is not a... a spicy tuna roll!!
Once, I was playing Lego Star Wars (IV-VI) for PC and I kept sliding into one of those bottomless pits and I lost all my money. If I remember right, I was this close to getting True Jedi too.
Also once I was playing Battlefront 2 and I kept going out of bounds and dying.
And yesterday I was playing Minecraft and being VERY careful to not fall into lava and I fell in the lava and died. And I was like FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Also once I was playing Battlefront 2 and I kept going out of bounds and dying.
And yesterday I was playing Minecraft and being VERY careful to not fall into lava and I fell in the lava and died. And I was like FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
RespectTheBlade
rage against the dying of the light
Oh yeah, this too.
In Skyward Sword, I jumped off of my bird and dived down to a floating platform that was very far down. I was diving and going really fast, and I misjudged when to use my Sailcloth. End result- I didn't use it, hit the ground facefirst, and happened to die in the process.
I'm... I'm a horrible hero of time.
In Skyward Sword, I jumped off of my bird and dived down to a floating platform that was very far down. I was diving and going really fast, and I misjudged when to use my Sailcloth. End result- I didn't use it, hit the ground facefirst, and happened to die in the process.
I'm... I'm a horrible hero of time.
Phantom
Uh, I didn't do it.
Was in Skyrim, was walking along minding my own business, when a dragon pops up and starts attacking me, epic fight starts mainly because I didn't have Dragonrend at that point, then another dragon pops up, this one had a name, so it was a lot stronger, then a sabrecat shows up... I manage to kill all three, only to be met by a random thief... who kills me.
RespectTheBlade
rage against the dying of the light
I'm a horrible servant of the goddess, then.
Glace
booming system
This. Especially the chicken slaughter. :c