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Extraordinary Moments of Fail
- Thread starter Ether's Bane
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I was about to get 100 coins in Hazy Maze Cave recently when I missed the jump across the black pit of death and died.
Also, the time I somehow bypassed the warp to the inside of the ship in Jolly Roger Bay and swam around inside the ship. I couldn't activate the warp and ended up dying under there.
SapphSabre777
Protege
LOL. Behold my resume of fail!
Recently, in Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, I scarred Rolf's life by killing his uncle, Shinon.
In Skyward Sword, I spent 20 minutes on the Ceremony because I kept on stalling...and I did not know how to flap (shake Wii Remote whilst flying).
In Kirby's Return to Dreamland, me and my little brother were playing Co-op as Kirbies, and the little jerk threw me into the game's version of "The Black Death."
In Pokemon Black, I accidentally called my starter AAAAAAAAAAA.
In Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia, I got killed by Brachyura every time (I used Torpor :P).
Life is full of failure, it makes us all human, and it fills everyone (except for the said failure) with happiness. :P
Recently, in Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, I scarred Rolf's life by killing his uncle, Shinon.
In Skyward Sword, I spent 20 minutes on the Ceremony because I kept on stalling...and I did not know how to flap (shake Wii Remote whilst flying).
In Kirby's Return to Dreamland, me and my little brother were playing Co-op as Kirbies, and the little jerk threw me into the game's version of "The Black Death."
In Pokemon Black, I accidentally called my starter AAAAAAAAAAA.
In Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia, I got killed by Brachyura every time (I used Torpor :P).
Life is full of failure, it makes us all human, and it fills everyone (except for the said failure) with happiness. :P
Luxcario
'Humans are interesting.'
- Pronoun
- he
I liek Squirtles
sobble squad
- Pronoun
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Spatz
Egahds, I've been gone a long while!
Lessee:
Super Mario Bros Delux (GBC) Lost Levels I had problems with, and would often end up in a pit.
Star Wars Rogue Squadron: Rogue Leader (NGC) Crashing into things is too damn easy.
Pokemon Ruby: Failed at the capture of Regirock, and had neglected to save prior.
Luigi's Mansion: Could never get past the area unlocked after the baby.
Skyrim (PS3) Too many instances where I underestimate a fall, and end up dying. Also activating a bug of the Cidnha Mine quest.
COD MW2 (PS3) Assuming that I can simply capture C in Karachi domination online.
More to come...
Super Mario Bros Delux (GBC) Lost Levels I had problems with, and would often end up in a pit.
Star Wars Rogue Squadron: Rogue Leader (NGC) Crashing into things is too damn easy.
Pokemon Ruby: Failed at the capture of Regirock, and had neglected to save prior.
Luigi's Mansion: Could never get past the area unlocked after the baby.
Skyrim (PS3) Too many instances where I underestimate a fall, and end up dying. Also activating a bug of the Cidnha Mine quest.
COD MW2 (PS3) Assuming that I can simply capture C in Karachi domination online.
More to come...
Momo(th)
I swear I'm cool you have to believe me
- Pronoun
- she
Me and my friends were playing SSBB. I was Ice Climbers; my friends were using Ike, Toon Link, and Wario. When where playing at Luigi's Mansion, when a smash ball suddenly appeared! We all dashed for it, then Wario used his fart attack and killed all three (four if you count Nana) of us AT THE SAME TIME.
Professor Wesker
Fesh Pince of Blair
I was screwing around on Dead Rising, and got to the part where (SPOILER!!!) you fight Kent the annoying photographer prick. Having a few mannequin torsos and some wine ready, because I remembered how damn fast he can kill you, I was ready to start. Unfortunately, the item I was holding was wine, and I helplessly watched Kent kick the shit out of Frank due to him drinking the wine. FML.
And I remember first playing Skyrim and I didn't know how to enter the Dark Brotherhood. Thinking that you had to kill someone important, I went to Dragonsreach where I had to inform Jarl Balgruff about the dragon attack. After being stopped by his housecarl Irileth, I nocked an arrow and fired at the Jarl. The Jarl, Irileth, the steward, Court Wizard Farengar, and tons of guards swarmed me and I was dead in seconds. Deciding on an easier target, I remember stalking and trying to knife one of his Jarl's bratty children (The girl whining about sweet rolls). When I realized in horror that Skyrim children are immortal, I died the same way as with the Jarl. I then vented by succesfully sneak-snipeing that annoying Talos priest.
And I remember first playing Skyrim and I didn't know how to enter the Dark Brotherhood. Thinking that you had to kill someone important, I went to Dragonsreach where I had to inform Jarl Balgruff about the dragon attack. After being stopped by his housecarl Irileth, I nocked an arrow and fired at the Jarl. The Jarl, Irileth, the steward, Court Wizard Farengar, and tons of guards swarmed me and I was dead in seconds. Deciding on an easier target, I remember stalking and trying to knife one of his Jarl's bratty children (The girl whining about sweet rolls). When I realized in horror that Skyrim children are immortal, I died the same way as with the Jarl. I then vented by succesfully sneak-snipeing that annoying Talos priest.
Connoiseusse Burgundy
Like a piece of burnt toast!
- Pronoun
- she
In Ocarina of Time 3D, Dodongo's Cavern was a huge bucket of fail. I don't know what about it caused the fail, but I dies at least 10 times. Special mention goes to placing a bomb on the bridge at the part you have to bomb the eye sockets of that skull, blowing myself up and falling in lava. TWICE.
Ether's Bane
future Singaporean
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LuckyLapras' Duck
Those tomatoes are rancid.
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