Googlism.

[Chiaski]

chia is chia

This is the most accurate thing ever.

 

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

I wasn't expecting much but the first result is "vlad is huge m****f*****".
It is frightening how well this thing knows me:

vlad is probably getting head right now

vlad is so steeped in myth and legend that it is most difficult to sort the truth out from the myth and legend

vlad is a woodblock print from one of these pamphlets depicting vlad eating his dinner on a grassy hill surrounded by a forest of

vlad is an assassin and small time crime lord

vlad is able to ko tua he is a bad man

vlad is thrust when he discovers to his lament he only has two real skills

vlad is considered by some romanians to be a folk hero

vlad is a classic technology entrepreneur who has steered the company to its current success with no venture capital backing

vlad is wandering from place to place trying to find a cure

vlad is told that "she'll turn you into a newt

There are also a lot of things about me being killed at Snagov so I'll avoid going there.

 

[Kinova]

alice is scheduled to be the first ultraviolet

Darn you uv you beat me to it? Also:

alice is the logical evolution of the cave
alice is missing alice
alice is the single
alice is a total computing environment that makes programming faster and easier
alice is back in wonderland

So I was a cave that was destined to be the first uv but instead became the single. Ye-aah!

 

[Blastoise Fortooate]

The very first one: mark is the beast

RAAWR

Also:

mark is a golden god? (silver, actually!)
mark is fly this game is fly (thus, Mark is The Game)
mark is unique (Aww. <3)
mark is where your pig puts his/her front feet on a small box and nose in the air (?)
mark is a coward (I was afraid you'd say that)
mark is not the man for the job (You see, the internet knows the truth)
mark is the flash (YES superspeed!!!)
mark is just bitter (well i deserved that grammy)
mark is looking for some action (*wiggles eyebrow*)
mark is serious business (srs bsns)
mark is having fun now (thanks to this thread, yes)
mark is the man (duh)
mark is smart (yay)

 

[Byrus]

The ones with strangely specific details amuse me the most.

jamie is one of the top yoga teachers in the country

Well then. Clearly my destiny has been decided.

jamie is one superior bench presser

GRR SO STRONG

jamie is the 79th most kissable guy

Hey, I leveled up from last time!

jamie is really heavy into the drugs and trish does not want to be apart of this any more

DON'T SLAM THAT DOOR IN MY FACE

jamie is captured by british soldiers and she sets off with murtagh to find him

I cannot even begin to describe how much I love this one

 

[RK-9]

chris is sexy and his a major hotty




I like this

"chris is a fucked up fuck"

nevermind

 

[DarkAura]

here are some I got.(I replaced my ame with "I")

I is sitting
True..True

I is amazing
*Blushes*

I is already a legend
*Blushes more*

I is pretty too but katie has this mysterious aura about her that makes you more intrigued
Who the fuck is Katie?

I is the voice of reason in certain situations
Yes..Yes...I am.

Here is my Favorate!
I is
Why yes, I am!

Here's one that bothered me
I is fingering claudia's pussy while she strokes her hair I is sucking
WHAT....THE...FUCK!

 

[....]

mawile is so he

Heck yeah.

mawile is serious

...no.

 

[Griffin]

griffin is the greatest back i've ever seen or coached

I'm so cool. :')

griffin is the 14 year old daughter of debbie and larry

Someone stole my name! *gasp*

griffin is client officer for cdm for wayne county and
griffin is physician

I don't even know how to be a doctor...

griffin is secretary of the defense and veterans affairs committee and serves on the higher education committee

Eh, that's cool...

griffin is an albino

No.

griffin is stuff of legends

Yay?

 

[Not Meowth]

mike is mike

...yes :D

mike is elected president

oh dear

mike is god

oh dear oh dear

mike is such a cutie

x3c

mike is naked in front of cuckoo boy's computer

what no

mike is so smooth
mike is loose

... I feel violated

mike is hungry mike the dinosaur was walking around

tokyo city like a big playground

mike is cool
mike is the man
mike is a real card
mike is a twelve week old kitten
mike is great
mike is my hero

:D

mike is dead
mike is a redneck
mike is an idiot
mike is an ass hole
mike is lame and predictable but kids will love it

D:

meowth is on digimon

wot

meowth is determined to prove to a young boy that he's the best pokemon a kid could ask for in "the purr

Coming to cinemas near you

meowth is the cutest kitty around

damn straight

meowth is het hulpje van team rocket
meowth is in de toekomst een cyber pokйmon geworden en meowth verandert in een meowth raket
meowth is daardoor erg zenuwachtig en weigert op te treden zonder script
meowth is natuurlijk bekend van de tv serie waarin hij de enige pratende pokйmon is en het hulpje is van het beruchte "team rocket"

...DUTCH. THOUSANDS OF IT.

 

[Worst Username Ever]

So I'll post more of mine:

silke is simply the best
silke is right about the water

:3

silke is the captain of a star ship
silke is a genuine entertainment industry renaissance man
silke is a member of the queensland bookbinders' guild and has learned the art of traditional bookbinding
silke is the community relations officer for the police department’s north patrol division
silke is currently awaiting a permit to rebuild the disused premises of the old municipal animal shelter in chania
silke is a licentiate of the imperial society of teachers of dance
silke is one of the curators of the berlin film museum and specializes in dietrich history
silke is the marketing and program specialist at spi
silke is a chartered accountant and has guided a number of high technology companies in dublin and galway over the last decade
silke is one of south africa?s foremost political analysts and
silke is a student and she is going to write her master of art thesis about art embroidery around 1900
silke is out to grab a big piece of action in order to live up to his father's status
silke is a dir registered driving instructor providing tuition in galway city & tuam
silke is currently serving his second term as a member of parliament in the western cape provincial parliament in cape town
silke is a dentist too

yup, I get lots of stuff done~ although some of these apparently thinks I'm a guy.

silke is sponsored by euro

what

silke is overpowered

heheh.

silke is outraged that kingpin protects murdock and daredevil both of whom cause damage to his organization

DAMN YOU.

silke is now 19 years old
silke is 33 years old

...make up your mind, dammit.

silke is know to track weird songs

I sure am. :D

silke is her own daughter

how would that even work

silke is the action

I AM THE ACTION. oh mai.

silke is the second child of herbert and heide

...I have no clue who those people are.

silke is my new car

...

silke is normaal van gestalte en gewicht
silke is een meisje van 13 jaar
silke is een negermeisje uit duitsland
silke is nu pnh
silke is een stoere
silke is niet bepaald de slimste
silke is geboren op 29/02/2000

...yeah, I have no clue what anything of this means.

Also:

wue is only available to new
wue is not offered for oit distance education programs
wue is available only to new freshman and transfer students to the university
wue is an eclectic and dainty online store that hopes to bring whimsical fun and simple loveliness into your shopping experience
wue is renewable
wue is 2

 

[Phantom]

phantom is stalking you

Uh huh.

phantom is designed to provide an accurate simulation of an average male torso for medical imaging applications

I just... I don't know.

phantom is the 21st of the line

There are twenty more of me bitches!

phantom is your almost human opponent

Almost?

phantom is now my primary transportation

O_o

phantom is loaded with tons of james bond

Phantom, the Phantom.

phantom is y2k compliant

I am reliable!

phantom is one of the nicest

Awwwww.

phantom is sired by the multi

The what?

phantom is unsatisfactory for assessing image quality in digital mammography

What is this I don't even???

phantom is best experienced

Why thank you!

phantom is now complete and clinical testing is underway at the bc cancer agency

Since... wha?

 

[Sesquipedalian!]

nikola tesla is the man who developed it

There was always a minute feeling nibbling at the back of my mind that Stephen King was in fact a prime character in the development of the alternating current.

 

[donotlookatdiagram]

sean is/is not

Ok. That's exremely open-ended.

sean is a tourist

Not ALL the time.

sean is wonderful

Thank you.

sean is a total wanker

...No comment.

sean is a wonderful little boy

I'm 18, Google.

sean is?

Yes.

sean is right

Not about everything.

sean is penelope keith's son

Um, no.

sean is gay

True.

sean is sworn to secrecy about these scenes and how they were done

What scenes? I don't know what you are talking about.

sean is stoned

Gross, no.

sean is the other half of me; in over a decade of being friends it's become difficult to contemplate the other not being there for some reason

I love you too, Google.

sean is back and treats her boyfriend and you to 9 golden shower scenes with great camera angles

Ummmmmm.... O_o

 

[Storm Earth and Fire]

Let's try and categorize these:

jeff is your nurse
jeff is the business manager for motorola computer group’s
jeff is here to pump you up
jeff is student of the year
jeff is an award winning humorous speaker
jeff is making my life easier
jeff is a god
jeff is the drummer
jeff is a hs god
jeff is known for his creativity having worked on the development of a major cad system and one of the first pc based point of purchase systems

I'm an accomplished person. That last one I'm especially proud of.

jeff is here

Yes I am.

jeff is back

Oh yeah.

jeff is born

That happened sometime ago.

jeff is the innocent one that is graceful in both his moves and his writing
jeff is crazy
jeff is bad
jeff is beautiful
jeff is the man
jeff is so sweet
jeff is da man
jeff is the man*
jeff is the greatest
jeff is hot

I'm not a terrible person at all.

jeff is seriously bummed

Awww...

jeff is a cheater and is gay

I can only admit to the former.

jeff is weak against fire

They figured me out!

the cave of dragonflies is on my favorites list
the cave of dragonflies is a pokйmon fan site run and managed by butterfree
the cave of dragonflies is a typical pokйmon forum consisting of star wars fans
the cave of dragonflies is blocked because it's a forum
the cave of dragonflies is your best friend
the cave of dragonflies is bit outdated with 4th gen's sprite and not including bw pokemon

Some legitimate criticism being posed here.

 

[Wobbles]

wobbles is welcomed
I am? Thanks...

wobbles is keeping you body loose to dampen the ocillation instead of panicking and tensing up
Ocillation? Wtf is that?

wobbles is known to be caused by
What? WHAT AM I CAUSED BY?!

wobbles is nothing but a somewhat vacuous game
Your mom's a vacuous game.

wobbles is a cool
Yeah, I know. :sunglasses:

wobbles is an oldie but goodie
In what way, Google?

wobbles is my first bear from debbie
I'm your first? I feel so special...

wobbles is a ch kitty
Wait, I thought I was a bear!

wobbles is a very friendly dinosaur that comes into your hotel room and tucks the kids in at bedtime
And now I'm a dinosaur. Maybe a dinosaur bearcat?

wobbles is to determine which of several possible causes is actually involved
Involved in what?

wobbles is best because the bad spots are easily identified and improvements are more noticeable
Am I really that noticeable? :sweatdrop:

wobbles is very hard to carry
Well, I'm not exactly the thinnest guy around...

wobbles is usually vocal tension of some kind
But I don't shout, I just speak strongly.

wobbles is a regular contributor and writer at ms musings
ms musings? What the hell?

wobbles is determined by the amount setting
So now I'm a dependant variable?

wobbles is a delicate business
But I'm not that sensitive...

wobbles is 5" tall and made from light tan sparse german mohair with matching shaved mohair pawpads
O_O

wobbles is at a maximum
Does this refer to the variable thing?

wobbles is a 'luge that crashes
So, first I was a bear, then a cat, then a dinosaur, and now I'm a 'LUGE?!

wobbles is truly minuscule—only a few thousandths of an arc second in position and a few tens of meters per second in radial velocity
Come on, 5" isn't thatsmall...

wobbles is a good thing
Why, thank you!

wobbles is a malformation of the cervical vertebrae caused by abnormal cellular growth at the bone growth center of the vertebrae
What. The. Fuck?

wobbles is a healthy
A healthy what?

wobbles is going?" mossback asked
Sorry mossback, I've gotta go be a dinosaur cat-bear-'luge thingy.

wobbles is a boy
So kind of you to notice.

wobbles is the excitable kind
I AM NOT EXCITABLE YOU SON OF A BITCH!

wobbles is the sag
:sad:

wobbles is just too much
That's what she said!

wobbles is out
But I'm right here...

wobbles is to make
A cake?

wobbles is small 1 2
You're small!

wobbles is not the
Not the best pokemon? I beg to differ.

wobbles is improper technique not age
And now I don't age.

wobbles is sure to cause troubles
Only when you piss me off.

wobbles is a neurological problem in dogs that causes the dog to lose control of its balance and extremities
I have two dogs, and they walk just fine, thanks.

wobbles is if the bike has suffered heavy front end damage
Well, you shouldn't run your bike into a dinosaur!

wobbles is to gently loosen your grip on the bars
Again with the bike! I told you, it was an accident!

wobbles is a stylistic one
Aw, now you're just sucking up.

wobbles is a repeated 433
I get repeated?

wobbles is greatly pleasurable
I... I don't know what to make of this one.

wobbles is important
Only always!

wobbles is bigger then mr
I'm bigger than quite a few people, especially at 5"!

wobbles is ranked 63 and has played for 43m in 35 days real name
END OF LINE

wobbles is from a litter of 4 and currently lives with her sister bc and her mom suds
D'X I thought you said I was a boy!

wobbles is quite a bit of motion compared to the amount of motion that it moves away
And now I'm an "it".

wobbles is much less than the age of the solar
I should hope that I'm younger than the sun!

wobbles is either right on
Right on top of you!

wobbles is good?
Yes, I most certainly am.

wobbles is doing
Wonderful, thanks.

wobbles is because it is spun about its long axis
What axis?

 

[Minish]

cirrus is to warm the planet

 

[Mendatt]

Mendatt is offline
Yeah. The upside of having a really unique name is that it's never already been taken. The downside? This is the downside.
And just so you know? No. I'm not. Deal with it.