HI-YAH!

[Peter]

I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!!!! >:D What are you going to do about it?

 

[Ice tiger]

I kick you in the face! >:3 Mwahahahahaha!

 

[Murkrowfeather]

I use the Murky Barrage - Murkrows are so much more efficient and painful than lions. ^^

 

[Peter]

What?!? Fine... KWAH-CHOP! And...sand coffin...

 

[Murkrowfeather]

FEATHER BURIAL! *Murkrows all swarm you* This is fun.

 

[Dark Shocktail]

*kicks in balls*

Game Over ^_^

 

[Worst Username Ever]

What the bleeping fudge?

Oh... *pulls out a grenade and KABOOMS you*

 

[Alxprit]

I'd fight back. Generally speaking, you're probably more of a match.

 

[Silversnow]

*takedown* Don't punch me. I'll punch back. Hard.

 

[Not Meowth]

Get the living shit kicked out of me, most likely. :3

(This seems a tad forum-games-ish, incidentally ;=o)

 

[___urnamz2longfixit___]

Punch you back, of course. I can take you!

And what the fuck? Don't forget that.

 

[RainbowRayquaza]

I'm not sure how I'd fight back, I've never had to... Probably lots of kicking and flailing arms and probably teeth too.
*does that*

 

[Philly]

I drown you then. Then punch you in the face.

 

[Peter]

Hmm... "Does matrix thing, kicking everyone in slow-mow" >:3 MWAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Mad MOAI]

Um....

Hey! Shiftry resembles Jiraiya! *runs to great distance*

Why should I kick you back?

 

[Tailsy]

Sniffle and get my daddy to beat you up. :B

 

[Meowzie-chan]

Your face. It is bloody.

 

[Ice tiger]

What?!? Fine... KWAH-CHOP! And...sand coffin...

Ooh Gaara! Hm... Naruto moves... FIREBALL JITSU!!!

 

[Involuntary Twitch]

x-block, bear paw strike to the ear, upward elbow to the chin, knee to the groin, double palm heel strike to the floating ribs, then perform an arm wrap and a leg-swing takedown.

Don't try punching a black belt again.

 

[Evolutionary]

Then I'll use the power of randomsaucity which in case you don't know THE most powerful power of all. So take this *kicks with randomsaucity*