I fought the school because it was the most logical thing to do at the moment.

[BCM]

I ate a Shroomish because I was drunk.

 

[ignore_this_acct]

I sat on a Togepi because bunny-patterned monkeys are dancing on my head.

We did something like this at my school and I got "I love firefighters because the voices told me to do so"

 

[hopeandjoy]

I fought a carrot because I was bored.

 

[Vespiform]

I tortured a Lopunny because I was bored. Sounds good to me.

 

[Bombsii]

I threw Mario because I suckl

 

[H20firefly]

I fought a hat because I was drunk.

that makes some sense at least, if i was drunk

 

[Jolty]

I killed a comic book because I was controlled by an evil monster

 

[Valerunner]

I tortured a DS because I was controlled by an evil monster.

 

[Shyguy- the Pokemon]

I sniffed a computer because my boss told me so.

 

[Evolutionary]

I ate a book because bunny-patterned monkeys are dancing on my head.

 

[Lord Jon Stall]

I fought the man because it was the right thing to do.

 

[RainbowRayquaza]

I tortured a sheet of paper because I was bored.
That actually kinda makes sense.

 

[Shyguy- the Pokemon]

My Brother: I sniffed a computer because I was drunk.

 

[Mirry]

I fought a flashlight because I rock.


???

 

[Lord Shyguy]

I hugged a bottle because bunny-patterned monkeys are dancing on my head.

 

[Evolutionary]

I ate a book because I was controlled by an evil monster.

 

[turbler]

:sweatdrop:I wore an Ice beam because I rock...

 

[sergeantwaffleS]

I killed an ice cream because I was drunk

 

[S.K]

I wore an ice cream because I rock.

 

[Terry. T.]

I fought Link because it was the most logical thing to do at the moment.