I fought the school because it was the most logical thing to do at the moment.

[Vladimir Scorpius]

I danced with a unicorn because bunny patterned monkeys are dancing in my head.

And now for something completely different

 

[Bombsii]

I fought a bottle because I rock.

 

[Flora]

I kissed an ice cream because I rok.

...wha?

 

[Teacher9985]

I threw Ash because I wanted money.

O RLY?

 

[Chief Zackrai]

I wore a sheet of paper because it was just a dream.

 

[Superbird]

I ate a slushie because I was drunk.

Hey! I like slusies!

 

[ProgMetal_64]

I kissed a lolcat because it was just a dream.

O_o Beat THAT!

 

[Adriane]

I KISSED A BOTTLE BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.

WHAT.

 

[Goku]

I sat on Sonic because my boss told me so.

 

[Vipera Magnifica]

I sat on an ice beam because I suck.

 

[Goku]

I sat on an ice beam because I suck.

hey, I toke my shirt off so i didn't do " because I suck " :huh::yawn::dead:

 

[Aisling]

I ate an Ice Beam because it was just a dream.

...

 

[Green]

I LOOKED AT ALRAUNE'S SPRITE THREAD SO I CAN STRIVE TO BECOME BETTER

:v

 

[Missile]

I sniffed a T-Shirt because I was drunk.

WHOO.

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

I kissed a T-Shirt because it was jus a dream!

Yes, it really is that close now, I need ideas of what to ask for: a DS and a load of earache from my brother or a PSP and borrow games from PhaRaoH jus to play!

 

[ignore_this_acct]

I sat on a Togepi because it was just a dream.

 

[magnemite]

I kicked a GameCube because it was just a dream.

(ONLY IN A DREAM, NEVER IN REAL LIFE)

 

[Hogia]

I threw my DS at the wall because a Pikachu beat my Pidgeotto.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

 

[Anomaly 54]

I kissed Mario because I was controled by an evil monster!

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH I HATE YOU EVIL MONSTERS!

 

[Blazie]

...I killed Mario because I was bored.

But I like Mario! ;.;

I killed Mario because I was controlled by an evil monster.

DUDE we have the same birthday. =D