I fought the school because it was the most logical thing to do at the moment.

[Qwilfish]

I wore a dog because I was drunk.

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

I killed Mario because I was controlled by an evil monster.

 

[Not Meowth]

I tortured a Shroomish because I suck.

 

[A Phoenix Named Lexie]

I threw Mario because I was controlled by an evil monster.

Sounds like an excuse. o_o

 

[Zora of Termina]

Um, Cirrus? I believe that should say you killed the carrot. I'm fairly sure you don't have the same birthday as me. :/

I kissed a carrot because it was the most logical thing to do at the moment.

Which has actually happened.

 

[Jetx]

I hugged a Shroomish because I was controlled by an evil monster.

It's awesome because Shroomish evolves into my favourite pokémon and "coincidentally" has my day of the month, and I hug it, too. :3

 

[The Suicune]

Me.
I killed a book because I suck.
Friends.
I sat on a bottle because I was bored (Ok, that sounded wrong)
I fought Sonic because I'm stupid.
I kissed an ORLY owl because it was the most logical the to do at the moment.


xD

 

[The Quicker Picker-Upper]

I kicked an Ice Beam because I rock.

...Wow. That made less sense than any of the other ones. XD

 

[Crystallic_Shadow]

I fought a Togepi because I was controlled by an evil monster.

 

[Arcanine]

I ate a t-shirt because bunny-patterned monkeys are dancing on my head.

 

[Dark Tyranitar]

I fought a Snubbull because I was controlled by an evil monster.

 

[Mewtwo]

I ate Sonic because......hey what do you put for a tye-dye shirt?it has red orange yellow green blue purple and pink...?

I sat on a bottle because I was bored (Ok, that sounded wrong)

ok there is no WAY he has the same b-day as my mom and is wearing the same color of shirt....

 

[camerupt]

I threw a bee because it was just a dream.

My brother: I threw a hat because I was controlled by an evil monster.

 

[Worst Username Ever]

My brother: I fought a hat because I was controlled by an evil monster.

 

[zaxly100]

I sat on a lolcat because I was controlled by an evil monster. Weird.

 

[OrngSumb]

I sniffed a dog because I was controlled by an evil monster.

I believe the appropriate phrase would be 'lol whut.'

Omg. Walker.....you were born on the same day as me......on the same month...O_O
My sentence is the same as Walker's sentence.....>.>

 

[Espeon]

I fought a smiley because I was controlled by an evil monster.

 

[Rat_in_a_cage]

I fought a bottle because Im stupid... O_O.....Hey! XD

 

[ZimD]

I danced with a book because I suck.

 

[Bombsii]

I fought the bottle because my boss told me to.