Re: ICE CREAM MAFIA (Day One)
ENDING IT EARLY BUT WHATEVS.
YOU GUYS. HOW DID YOU NOT EVEN CONSIDER THIS (NOT LIKE IT MATTERS, BECAUSE I'M DESPERATE AND KAM IS VERY, VERY, MERCIFUL). YOU WERE CLOSE, THOUGH, OLE_SCHOOLER.
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Ha! Now you caught him! The crowd advances on Karkat Vantas, until a mad, crazy screech of rage and anger escapes from his mouth.
"HOW DARE YOU?! HOW DARE YOU! I LOVED WARGLE, AND SHE'S DEAD! YOU KILLED HER!!! YOU ALL DID! AND YOU DARE ACCUSE
ME OF KILLING HER?" Um, yes. Karkat is now crying over the corpse of his... beloved? Apparently. Man, he's a weirdo. You all knew he was crazy.
Everyone knows frozen yogurt people are insane. This just proves it.
"...I knew I would have to use this."
What. Karkat is now pointing a magic heat ray at you allwhatisthis.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL AND SWIM IN YOUR MELTED CORPSES BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU DID THIS TO ME AND
WARGLE, MY DEAR BELOVED WARGLE-"
You stop listening at this point. You'd rather not spend your last moments listening to a madman, if he really has the power to melt you all.
A glow releases from Karkat's cannon-thing. You close your eyes and hug your friends, completely disregarding the idea of trying to save yourself for some reason.
Wait, never mind! You can survive this! Runrunrun-!
Hobbling/hovering away as fast as you can, you try to get away and OH SHIT IT'S EXPLODING!!!!!!!!
(yes frozen yogurts have blue eyebrows WHAT COLORS OTHER THAN PAINT DEFAULT NO I NEVER HEARD OF THAT)
...WAIT IT'S OKAY! :D
It seems to have sputtered out and not worked! Karkat is furious. He kicks it in fury and glares at you.
BUT WAIT LOOK AT THIS! THIS IS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE~ <3
(pretend it's not strawberry)
Wargle is alive! Well, not really that alive, but her cherry brain and cherry lips and cherry eyes are moving on their own for some reason. Maybe we can help her?
Kam seems to think this is wonderful too! Maybe you can reason with him and stuff!
He just nicely asks for some medical attention for his girlfriend, and, still a little afraid, everyone helps them. Within an hour, Wargle is a totally alive and now kinda like a cherry flavored frozen yogurt thing. Now totally happy, the couple skips off into the sunset.
AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
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Karkat was alien (Delicious Fat Free Frozen Yogurt) and Wargle was his lover (Chocolate Covered Cherries). You all lynched him, but we're keeping the game going anway. So you guys all bow to them, and they will win along with whatever side wins in the end.
48 hours for night actions.