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Jacqui's Porno Nights
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Crazy Linoone
broke ASB
Re: Post In This Thread To Become Cool
Same! I was looking at the art while attempting to pretend that I'm not laughing. It's reeaaaallllly hard, let me tell you...
Same! I was looking at the art while attempting to pretend that I'm not laughing. It's reeaaaallllly hard, let me tell you...
Thanks for All the Fish
so long~ and...
Re: Gay Hornet's Nest
"Wait, does this mean that I have to have sex with a woman?"
As soon as I saw this, I burst out laughing,man.
Horrible idea in an iternet cafe...;__;
As for the breakdancing= win.
Oh, Goebbels.
Also this Goebbels is totally stolen from another guy on dA and I really have to draw him in my own style grumblemumble but he looks so cute like this ;-;
Plan not throught through ):
I don't know what inspired this but it's Neil Tennant from the Pet Shop Boys breakdancing.
Yep.
Bye everyone <3
"Wait, does this mean that I have to have sex with a woman?"
As soon as I saw this, I burst out laughing,man.
Horrible idea in an iternet cafe...;__;
As for the breakdancing= win.
Vladimir Putin's LJ
your blood flows through my veins
Re: Post In This Thread To Become Cool
Thanks for the comments, everyone! I'm glad you all enjoyed the meme. 5 and 8 were the most enjoyable of the bunch to draw.
and SORRY IF MY ART'S NOT PC but er seeing your political leaders getting abused builds character.
Anyway, got a bunch of stuff to upload but I've only got two to show off for now:
lalala gay.
And yeah I know it looks like Ivan's telling us to get fucked but I swear his hand doesn't look like that on purpose.
For World AIDS Day but it sucks so erm.
kisses 2 my bitches
Thanks for the comments, everyone! I'm glad you all enjoyed the meme. 5 and 8 were the most enjoyable of the bunch to draw.
and SORRY IF MY ART'S NOT PC but er seeing your political leaders getting abused builds character.
Anyway, got a bunch of stuff to upload but I've only got two to show off for now:
lalala gay.
And yeah I know it looks like Ivan's telling us to get fucked but I swear his hand doesn't look like that on purpose.
For World AIDS Day but it sucks so erm.
kisses 2 my bitches
Kinova
puppy-sized elephants
Re: Post In This Thread To Become Cool
Okay, I've been hiding out in your art threads for waaaay too long without saying a word. It's partly because I can never think of any decent critique and partly because your stuff is made of so much freaking awesome that most of the time there are no words at all. Grah. In future I will force myself to post because really, you deserve a lot more comments here than you get.
For now, though, I'll just say that I love your stuff in general - the ones containing rainbows and ridiculously awesome political slashery in particular - and that I really like the concepts for a lot of your drawings.
...And also that even if you don't like it much, I think the one for World AIDs Day is really, really good. The expressions look excellent, especially the eyes, and I like the way they're huddled together like that... the little ribbon symbol on the gun is a nice touch, too. That's one of the other things I like about your stuff - your attention to detail is always great.
Okay, I've been hiding out in your art threads for waaaay too long without saying a word. It's partly because I can never think of any decent critique and partly because your stuff is made of so much freaking awesome that most of the time there are no words at all. Grah. In future I will force myself to post because really, you deserve a lot more comments here than you get.
For now, though, I'll just say that I love your stuff in general - the ones containing rainbows and ridiculously awesome political slashery in particular - and that I really like the concepts for a lot of your drawings.
...And also that even if you don't like it much, I think the one for World AIDs Day is really, really good. The expressions look excellent, especially the eyes, and I like the way they're huddled together like that... the little ribbon symbol on the gun is a nice touch, too. That's one of the other things I like about your stuff - your attention to detail is always great.
Vladimir Putin's LJ
your blood flows through my veins
Re: Post In This Thread To Become Cool
Oh, thank you for the lovely long comment, Kinova! I really like it when people take the time to drop by and say something, it's nice.
I'll upload some more politislash soon (been planning a Reagan/Bush Sr. for a while now). And I'm glad you like the little details, I love putting them in! :)
God, my head's swelled up to planetary proportions, thank you!
Anyway:
Hand turkey from the dA Hand Turkey meme started by coelasquid. You should all do this.
My hand is small and fat, baaaw. And yes I do have a huge tumor on the side of my thumb why do you ask.
Alain, mentally preparing himself for hus honeymoon by watching Emmanuelle (if you don't know, Emmanuelle's an artsy as hell softcore film. The first ones are like that, at least :v)
Ivan got beat up pretty badly a couple of days after joining the Legion, by other Legionnaires. They didn't like faggots much.
Thankfully, they got sent to different countries and Ivan never saw them again.
Gilbert and George. They're this awesome pair of pop artists that some douchebags call hacks, but I love them. And they're so cute too, always together, always dressed and behaving perfectly, always having dinner in the same restaurant at the same time, th-they're adorable ;w; And they inspired Kraftwerk's look so you know they're amazing.
The way they met was cute too, they were studying sculptures at St. Martin's and George was the only person who understood Gilbert's broken English and it was love at first sight.
I warn you though, the pictures the produce are super cool but there's a lot of works where they show up naked so you might want to be careful if you're horribly scared nude, middle-aged men (for some reason).
hugs and kisses <3
Oh, thank you for the lovely long comment, Kinova! I really like it when people take the time to drop by and say something, it's nice.
I'll upload some more politislash soon (been planning a Reagan/Bush Sr. for a while now). And I'm glad you like the little details, I love putting them in! :)
Thank you! Yes, gays, Nazis and gay Nazis are pretty much my specialty, along with much more such faggotry.
God, my head's swelled up to planetary proportions, thank you!
Anyway:
Hand turkey from the dA Hand Turkey meme started by coelasquid. You should all do this.
My hand is small and fat, baaaw. And yes I do have a huge tumor on the side of my thumb why do you ask.
Alain, mentally preparing himself for hus honeymoon by watching Emmanuelle (if you don't know, Emmanuelle's an artsy as hell softcore film. The first ones are like that, at least :v)
Ivan got beat up pretty badly a couple of days after joining the Legion, by other Legionnaires. They didn't like faggots much.
Thankfully, they got sent to different countries and Ivan never saw them again.
Gilbert and George. They're this awesome pair of pop artists that some douchebags call hacks, but I love them. And they're so cute too, always together, always dressed and behaving perfectly, always having dinner in the same restaurant at the same time, th-they're adorable ;w; And they inspired Kraftwerk's look so you know they're amazing.
The way they met was cute too, they were studying sculptures at St. Martin's and George was the only person who understood Gilbert's broken English and it was love at first sight.
I warn you though, the pictures the produce are super cool but there's a lot of works where they show up naked so you might want to be careful if you're horribly scared nude, middle-aged men (for some reason).
hugs and kisses <3
ignore_this_acct
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Re: Much like your mother.
My handwriting is wose,the reson I don't post some of my crappy art becase my writing is so bad:sad:
fff I know, my handwriting is one of the worst things ever to be graced upon this Earth, but you should've seen it two years ago. Even I can't read it
Thanks goldenquagsire for defending it though, it's true that there are a couple of handwritings shittier than mine, though not many.
Currently drawing Obama and McCain riding dinosaurs, the cover of my comic and two more Alois&Alwin panels
My handwriting is wose,the reson I don't post some of my crappy art becase my writing is so bad:sad:
Vladimir Putin's LJ
your blood flows through my veins
Vladimir Putin's LJ
your blood flows through my veins
Re: Boris Johnson Appreciation Station
I'mma bump this thread for the last time before letting it shrivel up and die.
Lil' Andy Warhol. Drew him in a corner of my sketchbook. I think he looks quite cute even though I forgot his messy hairstyle.
Inverts enjoying a drink and a fag at the local invert club. 'Invert' was the name given to homosexuals in the early 20th Century. Their clubs were dead cool but a lot of them made their clients wear masks (not ones that covered the whole face, obviously. How would you know whether you're picking up a keeper or a toad. If guys took off their masks in front of each other they were practically married) for fear of blackmailers or undercover tommies.
And yeah in the early 20th century (by that I mean around the first world war) people obviously didn't dress like that but pretend it's a sort of Wildean soirée or something like that.
I'll probably edit this later on, once I draw/scribble the background.
Reginald Jeeves and Bertram Wilberforce Wooster. I love Jeeves and Wooster.
And the fact that they're super slashable has very little to do with it, for once :v
Oh, the angry Wooster telling off Jeeves is from the first story, when Jeeves breaks off the first of Bertie's many engagements.
And no, these aren't supposed to look like Laurie and Fry, but seeing as they play the parts of Jeeves&Wooster on television I was a bit influenced. It's a mix of them and what I imagine them to look like, really.
Mr. Cake, true story about how I busted my skull and ankle and this teacher who I used to like became my worst enemy. If you can't read the text, feel free to ask.
For clarification on the Jurassic Parc thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx7hJ91TpPE
Also from Alan Partridge, from the episode Basic Alan. I'm still working on this (his eyes are too big, for instance), but I just had to draw this moment. One of my favourite moments in the series. 'You threw a monkey into the sea?'
Just watch it. Then go watch both series.
I'mma bump this thread for the last time before letting it shrivel up and die.
Lil' Andy Warhol. Drew him in a corner of my sketchbook. I think he looks quite cute even though I forgot his messy hairstyle.
Inverts enjoying a drink and a fag at the local invert club. 'Invert' was the name given to homosexuals in the early 20th Century. Their clubs were dead cool but a lot of them made their clients wear masks (not ones that covered the whole face, obviously. How would you know whether you're picking up a keeper or a toad. If guys took off their masks in front of each other they were practically married) for fear of blackmailers or undercover tommies.
And yeah in the early 20th century (by that I mean around the first world war) people obviously didn't dress like that but pretend it's a sort of Wildean soirée or something like that.
I'll probably edit this later on, once I draw/scribble the background.
Reginald Jeeves and Bertram Wilberforce Wooster. I love Jeeves and Wooster.
And the fact that they're super slashable has very little to do with it, for once :v
Oh, the angry Wooster telling off Jeeves is from the first story, when Jeeves breaks off the first of Bertie's many engagements.
And no, these aren't supposed to look like Laurie and Fry, but seeing as they play the parts of Jeeves&Wooster on television I was a bit influenced. It's a mix of them and what I imagine them to look like, really.
Mr. Cake, true story about how I busted my skull and ankle and this teacher who I used to like became my worst enemy. If you can't read the text, feel free to ask.
For clarification on the Jurassic Parc thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx7hJ91TpPE
Also from Alan Partridge, from the episode Basic Alan. I'm still working on this (his eyes are too big, for instance), but I just had to draw this moment. One of my favourite moments in the series. 'You threw a monkey into the sea?'
Just watch it. Then go watch both series.
Thanks for All the Fish
so long~ and...
Re: Boris Johnson Appreciation Station
No DON'T DIEEE. I'll use the defis if need be.
BUT FIRST
:D
Jeeves and Wooster slash. I-I-I...
It's beautiful. Just...
AHEM. Now that my ramblings of that are over,It'll never be,really.
MR. Cake, woow. Never knew you were so execlent at drawing cartoons, Vladdy.
I must ask something though...someone like that existes?*jawdrop*
No DON'T DIEEE. I'll use the defis if need be.
BUT FIRST
:D
Jeeves and Wooster slash. I-I-I...
It's beautiful. Just...
AHEM. Now that my ramblings of that are over,
MR. Cake, woow. Never knew you were so execlent at drawing cartoons, Vladdy.
I must ask something though...someone like that existes?*jawdrop*
Dannichu
Tragically unbeyachted.
Re: Boris Johnson Appreciation Station
I really love the Inverts Clube one; the clothes are especially great (I want the blue guy's soes so badly~) and I especially love the design of the table. I also think the blue shading on the blue guy's chair and pink on the pink guy's is really cool-looking. Blue guy's right arm looks slightly off, but I couldn't tell you why.
Jeeeeves :D Wooster bears a striking resemblance to Laurie in the big picture, while Jeeves looks just like Fry in the two smaller ones. I think so, anyways. They're all cute as hell, and my favourite sketch is the bottom-left one, with the serving tray. Jeeves' grin is priceless X3
Mr Cake is a terrible person. Although he looks completely adorable in every panel he's in. The exaggerated expressions here are absolutely hilarious and I'm sorry about your ankle ):
Never seen Alan Partridge; a friend of mine says it's brilliant, but I've got about a million other things to watch already (the rest of Buffy and Spooks, then Veronica Mars) because, uh, I have an active TV life. I, uh, like his ear a lot in the picture, if that helps :3
I really love the Inverts Clube one; the clothes are especially great (I want the blue guy's soes so badly~) and I especially love the design of the table. I also think the blue shading on the blue guy's chair and pink on the pink guy's is really cool-looking. Blue guy's right arm looks slightly off, but I couldn't tell you why.
Jeeeeves :D Wooster bears a striking resemblance to Laurie in the big picture, while Jeeves looks just like Fry in the two smaller ones. I think so, anyways. They're all cute as hell, and my favourite sketch is the bottom-left one, with the serving tray. Jeeves' grin is priceless X3
Mr Cake is a terrible person. Although he looks completely adorable in every panel he's in. The exaggerated expressions here are absolutely hilarious and I'm sorry about your ankle ):
Never seen Alan Partridge; a friend of mine says it's brilliant, but I've got about a million other things to watch already (the rest of Buffy and Spooks, then Veronica Mars) because, uh, I have an active TV life. I, uh, like his ear a lot in the picture, if that helps :3
Vladimir Putin's LJ
your blood flows through my veins
Re: Boris Johnson Appreciation Station
I'm very glad you don't want this to die ;w;
And yes, Mr. Cake does unfortunately exist in real life. If he wasn't so damn adorable I'd hate him passionately ):
I personally think Pink Guy's shoulders look way off, but Blue Guy's right arm does look a bit weird. cry cry cry
I tried to give them a certain air of resemblance so, er, hurrah, bravo, jolly good for succeeding, I suppose. Pip pip, cheerio and whatnot!
My ankle has since healed (I've sprained them both so often I'm kind of used to it by now) but I'll hold this grudge forever.
RIGHT RIGHT
Gay tongue-touchies ahead! I'm trying to max out my faggotry before I leave because I can't draw any man/man stuff in my dad's presence.
Alain and Ivan about to go tonsil-mining. Alain looks terrible (as usual) but I'm stupidly pleased with how Ivan looks. I'll probably hate it in the moning but right now <3
Alwin! Oh Alwin, I do miss drawing you and Alois. I just haven't been able to come up with any Nazi-related jokes or puns lately ):
So er here's Alwin in his teeny tiny lederhosen and big boots. Yeah he's Bavarian what of it.
I don't know why I drew this. First inked back in November, decided to slap some colour on. In case you can't tell: Biden, Obama, H. Clinton, Emanuel.
I'm very glad you don't want this to die ;w;
You'd be surprised at how much J/W slash there is, and most of it is awesomely done. Weirdly enough.
Why thank you! I am but a novice in the art of cartooning, but I'm happy you enjoy my style!
And yes, Mr. Cake does unfortunately exist in real life. If he wasn't so damn adorable I'd hate him passionately ):
I want both their outfits right now. Sigh. And yes, my adventures in furniture design have proven succesful!
I personally think Pink Guy's shoulders look way off, but Blue Guy's right arm does look a bit weird. cry cry cry
I wish Jeeves would smile more in-canon because he'd look super adorable. I also feel like I'm missing out majorly by not having watched the Fry&Laurie television adaptation.
I tried to give them a certain air of resemblance so, er, hurrah, bravo, jolly good for succeeding, I suppose. Pip pip, cheerio and whatnot!
Mr. Cake is completely adorable in real life and it makes my fire of hatred a lot harder to maintain. I just want to go up to him and hug the life outta that guy ):
My ankle has since healed (I've sprained them both so often I'm kind of used to it by now) but I'll hold this grudge forever.
Oh, Alan Partridge is absolutely brilliant and I definitely hope you'll give it a go once you're done with your other series. Alan Partridge is a very quick watch anyway, about twelve episode (six per series) of 25-30 minutes each.
RIGHT RIGHT
Gay tongue-touchies ahead! I'm trying to max out my faggotry before I leave because I can't draw any man/man stuff in my dad's presence.
Alain and Ivan about to go tonsil-mining. Alain looks terrible (as usual) but I'm stupidly pleased with how Ivan looks. I'll probably hate it in the moning but right now <3
Alwin! Oh Alwin, I do miss drawing you and Alois. I just haven't been able to come up with any Nazi-related jokes or puns lately ):
So er here's Alwin in his teeny tiny lederhosen and big boots. Yeah he's Bavarian what of it.
I don't know why I drew this. First inked back in November, decided to slap some colour on. In case you can't tell: Biden, Obama, H. Clinton, Emanuel.
Vladimir Putin's LJ
your blood flows through my veins
Thanks for All the Fish
so long~ and...
Re: Boris Johnson Appreciation Station
UPDATE?
Die?THIS?This wonderland? Neveeer :D
Your style is incredible in a way I cannot describe. Cartoonish, but you can tell it comes from you.
Well...look at it this way.You can squish him with a hug >D
YUS HE'S RETURNED.
...Is it wrong to say that I wanna hug him? Really is it?
...THEY'RE ON SPPEEEED-*shot*
Sorry. This is great, they all..happy flying democrats soaring over a strawberry field.
All in all? An execlent update.
UPDATE?
Die?THIS?This wonderland? Neveeer :D
Your style is incredible in a way I cannot describe. Cartoonish, but you can tell it comes from you.
Well...look at it this way.
I love iiiit. :3 The background is a different approach, but a good one. Keeps me guessing what it's supposed to be.
YUS HE'S RETURNED.
...Is it wrong to say that I wanna hug him? Really is it?
...THEY'RE ON SPPEEEED-*shot*
Sorry. This is great, they all..happy flying democrats soaring over a strawberry field.
All in all? An execlent update.
Vladimir Putin's LJ
your blood flows through my veins
Re: Boris Johnson Appreciation Station
MASSIVE UPDATE
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/4012/avenueq.jpg
Some of the Avenue Q puppets only like
human.
Slapped some colour on to hopefully make it less confusing. The poses are copied from a poster (which is why Rod's pointing for some reason :v).
I didn't do the monsters because I have no idea how to translate fur unto humans without making them very hairy and that wouldn't work for Kate )o:
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7414/cuckoosnest.jpg
This is what I imagine some of my favourite characters from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest to look like. I know Harding and Billy look very similar but I imagine they'd both be very thin (and Harding very sleep-deprived) and I have trouble making thin people look different.
Anyway, my favourites: Randle McMurphy, the main character. I think he'd be very buff-looking, with big sideburns and his cap crammed down on his eyes like this. His nose would very probably be broken and he has that huge scar that's mentioned several times.
Bromden kind of looks like shit because I don't draw Native Americans nearly as often as I should. He looks a bit wrinkly but since he went into the hospital right fater WWII ended I imagine he's getting on a bit at the time the story takes place. I know lots of people portray him with long hair but I kind of doubt they'd let you have long hair in a strict 1960s psych ward.
Harding. I like him. I like the way he talks. Very insecure, which makes him a bit of a bitch, but he's cool. He's described as having very beautiful hands which he moves around a lot when he talks (he's very self-conscious about it so he usually hides his hands) so I tried to give him girlier hands than I usually draw on men but I failed pretty miserably. With all his self-esteem issues and the whole 'bein' gay' thing and all the stress these things and just living in Ratched's psych ward brings about I think he'd be very thin, with dark circles under his eyes.
Billy's the cutest thing. I gave him some grey hairs because it's mentioned in the book that he has grey hair despite looking very young in every other aspect (he's actually thirty-one). I think freckles and a mop of hair like that would suit his personality. He keeps trying to kill himself and he has a horrible stutter, poor thing ):
Martini is awesome, end of story.
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/1154/jeeveswooster2.jpg
More of this. I promise I'll one day upload some halfway decent J&W art.
First one's a part in Comrade Bingo that makes me laugh, when Jeeves is floored by Bingo's fake beard and Bertie feels sad about not telling him about the facial disaster before. <3
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/3817/eatyourcancer.png
I can gay-ify any band.
This looks a lot better in real life. I was going to put some more blood above cancer-guy's wound but my mother said he looked like a stuck pig already and I sort of agree.
I'm also running out of flesh-tones so my people will get progressively tanner as time goes by, which is probably a good thing because everyone I've drawn so-far is kind of grossly pale.
Bit hard to categorize because it isn't really Macabre and/or Horror but I think it's the closest thing since it's a bit bloody? I don't know.
Guy on the left has Thyroid cancer by the by, because I thought it'd fit well with the overall image. Thyroid cancer looks very gross, don't get it.
Inspired by this part in Heart-Shaped Box:
She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak
I've been locked inside your Heart Shaped box, for weeks
I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/5051/kisscopy.jpg
i don't know why i drew this.
i like hatching.
ps: these kind of look like my characters christopher and michael but it's purely incidental
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9252/justlikethat.jpg
This is a scene from a comic I'm planning to start sometime in the future maybe, about a vicar just out of college who gets sent to one of those isolated villages. Like, 'three-hours-by-train-to-get-there,one-bus-per-week-to-closest-town,your-wife's-also-your-brother' type isolated. They've got their own set of rules and laws by now (no outside police surveillance to speak of), and Christopher, the new vicar, has to get used to them.
He's treated with respect because he's the vicar, but all the inhabitants of the village sort of look down on him because he's a newcomer. Until he meets the other outsider, a writer who comes around for months every year to be alone to write. He considers himself very lucky to meet another non-native, until he finds out what this writer's really like.
This is a typical party at his place with his friends of the Sade Club. Every member brings along a person or two (of whatever gender) that they 'own' (and have renamed them as de Sade characters for the night. It's not like Master/Slave in S&M though, this is very different) and then the members amuse themselves with the guests for the time they stay at the house.
Lalala this probably doesn't make sense right now because I'm having trouble writing today but er I hope you get the general gist of it :v
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/7310/lovep.jpg
The thing that pisses me off the most in Assassin's Creed is when you're trying to be stealthy to, I don't know, stealth-assassinate some guy or pickpocket or whatever and you get one or two of these homeless women who physically block your path and bark the same annoying sound clips at you all the time ughh
Once I started climbing a building and coincidentally one of these women happened to be in my line of hearing or something so the game interpreted my climbing as an attempt to escape her. So she threw a rock at me and I fell.
I ran after her and capped that bitch because seriously.
And the ending, Christ. I get that it's made so we run to buy AC2 the minute it comes out but they could've made an effort, for god's sake.
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/3272/historydoodles.jpg
So my art teacher looked through my sketchbook and went 'YEAH THIS IS OKAY SORT OF I GUESS BUT IF YA WANNA IMPROVE YOU GOTTA DO SPONTANEOUS DRAWING LIKE DRAW PEOPLE AROUND YOU N SHIT AND DON'T ERASE THAT SHIT JUST DRAW JUST DRAW'
So I am.
Drawings of people in my History class. Guy with the glasses and the gay haircut is the teacher, Mr Happy, whom you might remember I was desperately looking for in my little comic Mr Cake. He's fully aware of the fact that he looks like Elton John.
I hope no one from said class sees this and punches me in the face at school.
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1503/librarydoodles.jpg
More SPONTANEOUS DRAWING. This time random people in the library. Some dude appears three times because there weren't many people in that day.
Bearded guy's the librarian.
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/6062/scribble.jpg
SPONTANEITY.
I wish I had real men around me who are willing to take off their clothes and pose but alas, no such luck. All taken from books.
I don't draw penises often (don't look so surprised) so they look like shit but I shall improve!
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/4528/medvedev.jpg
Doesn't look a bit like Dmitry but I thought it was kind of cute so I'm uploading it.
The other one's Vladimir.
Dmitry's a sad panda because people call him a puppet ):
I love his huge eyes + head but it's very hard to draw him because he does look very forgettable (which is probably why Putin backed him).
Sailor Putin:
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8159/putin.jpg
Bet you were expecting a Sailor Moon theme.
And damn it, I feel like I need to draw that now.
Don't ask me what's on the hat, I don't know. Probably nothing. I tried to copy the letters from a hat I found on google but some were obscured and I had to improvise a little.
BYE
It looks a bit noirish dramatic, which is good! I hope to be able to do very noir-inspired stuff in the future.
Not at all! Hugging The Alwin is a great tradition in the isolated Black Forest areas!
Well, since they're liberals they've probably tried drugs at some point and since they're politicians they've probably dropped acid before :v I still like their happy faces :)
MASSIVE UPDATE
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/4012/avenueq.jpg
Some of the Avenue Q puppets only like
human.
Slapped some colour on to hopefully make it less confusing. The poses are copied from a poster (which is why Rod's pointing for some reason :v).
I didn't do the monsters because I have no idea how to translate fur unto humans without making them very hairy and that wouldn't work for Kate )o:
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7414/cuckoosnest.jpg
This is what I imagine some of my favourite characters from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest to look like. I know Harding and Billy look very similar but I imagine they'd both be very thin (and Harding very sleep-deprived) and I have trouble making thin people look different.
Anyway, my favourites: Randle McMurphy, the main character. I think he'd be very buff-looking, with big sideburns and his cap crammed down on his eyes like this. His nose would very probably be broken and he has that huge scar that's mentioned several times.
Bromden kind of looks like shit because I don't draw Native Americans nearly as often as I should. He looks a bit wrinkly but since he went into the hospital right fater WWII ended I imagine he's getting on a bit at the time the story takes place. I know lots of people portray him with long hair but I kind of doubt they'd let you have long hair in a strict 1960s psych ward.
Harding. I like him. I like the way he talks. Very insecure, which makes him a bit of a bitch, but he's cool. He's described as having very beautiful hands which he moves around a lot when he talks (he's very self-conscious about it so he usually hides his hands) so I tried to give him girlier hands than I usually draw on men but I failed pretty miserably. With all his self-esteem issues and the whole 'bein' gay' thing and all the stress these things and just living in Ratched's psych ward brings about I think he'd be very thin, with dark circles under his eyes.
Billy's the cutest thing. I gave him some grey hairs because it's mentioned in the book that he has grey hair despite looking very young in every other aspect (he's actually thirty-one). I think freckles and a mop of hair like that would suit his personality. He keeps trying to kill himself and he has a horrible stutter, poor thing ):
Martini is awesome, end of story.
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/1154/jeeveswooster2.jpg
More of this. I promise I'll one day upload some halfway decent J&W art.
First one's a part in Comrade Bingo that makes me laugh, when Jeeves is floored by Bingo's fake beard and Bertie feels sad about not telling him about the facial disaster before. <3
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/3817/eatyourcancer.png
I can gay-ify any band.
This looks a lot better in real life. I was going to put some more blood above cancer-guy's wound but my mother said he looked like a stuck pig already and I sort of agree.
I'm also running out of flesh-tones so my people will get progressively tanner as time goes by, which is probably a good thing because everyone I've drawn so-far is kind of grossly pale.
Bit hard to categorize because it isn't really Macabre and/or Horror but I think it's the closest thing since it's a bit bloody? I don't know.
Guy on the left has Thyroid cancer by the by, because I thought it'd fit well with the overall image. Thyroid cancer looks very gross, don't get it.
Inspired by this part in Heart-Shaped Box:
She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak
I've been locked inside your Heart Shaped box, for weeks
I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/5051/kisscopy.jpg
i don't know why i drew this.
i like hatching.
ps: these kind of look like my characters christopher and michael but it's purely incidental
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9252/justlikethat.jpg
This is a scene from a comic I'm planning to start sometime in the future maybe, about a vicar just out of college who gets sent to one of those isolated villages. Like, 'three-hours-by-train-to-get-there,one-bus-per-week-to-closest-town,your-wife's-also-your-brother' type isolated. They've got their own set of rules and laws by now (no outside police surveillance to speak of), and Christopher, the new vicar, has to get used to them.
He's treated with respect because he's the vicar, but all the inhabitants of the village sort of look down on him because he's a newcomer. Until he meets the other outsider, a writer who comes around for months every year to be alone to write. He considers himself very lucky to meet another non-native, until he finds out what this writer's really like.
This is a typical party at his place with his friends of the Sade Club. Every member brings along a person or two (of whatever gender) that they 'own' (and have renamed them as de Sade characters for the night. It's not like Master/Slave in S&M though, this is very different) and then the members amuse themselves with the guests for the time they stay at the house.
Lalala this probably doesn't make sense right now because I'm having trouble writing today but er I hope you get the general gist of it :v
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/7310/lovep.jpg
The thing that pisses me off the most in Assassin's Creed is when you're trying to be stealthy to, I don't know, stealth-assassinate some guy or pickpocket or whatever and you get one or two of these homeless women who physically block your path and bark the same annoying sound clips at you all the time ughh
Once I started climbing a building and coincidentally one of these women happened to be in my line of hearing or something so the game interpreted my climbing as an attempt to escape her. So she threw a rock at me and I fell.
I ran after her and capped that bitch because seriously.
And the ending, Christ. I get that it's made so we run to buy AC2 the minute it comes out but they could've made an effort, for god's sake.
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/3272/historydoodles.jpg
So my art teacher looked through my sketchbook and went 'YEAH THIS IS OKAY SORT OF I GUESS BUT IF YA WANNA IMPROVE YOU GOTTA DO SPONTANEOUS DRAWING LIKE DRAW PEOPLE AROUND YOU N SHIT AND DON'T ERASE THAT SHIT JUST DRAW JUST DRAW'
So I am.
Drawings of people in my History class. Guy with the glasses and the gay haircut is the teacher, Mr Happy, whom you might remember I was desperately looking for in my little comic Mr Cake. He's fully aware of the fact that he looks like Elton John.
I hope no one from said class sees this and punches me in the face at school.
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1503/librarydoodles.jpg
More SPONTANEOUS DRAWING. This time random people in the library. Some dude appears three times because there weren't many people in that day.
Bearded guy's the librarian.
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/6062/scribble.jpg
SPONTANEITY.
I wish I had real men around me who are willing to take off their clothes and pose but alas, no such luck. All taken from books.
I don't draw penises often (don't look so surprised) so they look like shit but I shall improve!
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/4528/medvedev.jpg
Doesn't look a bit like Dmitry but I thought it was kind of cute so I'm uploading it.
The other one's Vladimir.
Dmitry's a sad panda because people call him a puppet ):
I love his huge eyes + head but it's very hard to draw him because he does look very forgettable (which is probably why Putin backed him).
Sailor Putin:
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8159/putin.jpg
Bet you were expecting a Sailor Moon theme.
And damn it, I feel like I need to draw that now.
Don't ask me what's on the hat, I don't know. Probably nothing. I tried to copy the letters from a hat I found on google but some were obscured and I had to improvise a little.
BYE
Zora of Termina
forget your high society
- Pronoun
- fucking guess
Re: Boris Johnson Appreciation Station
Aaaaand Librarian Guy still looks like Billy Mays.
Forgot to comment on this, but the I want to eat your cancer thing is... exceedingly hot and at the same time exceedingly creepy.
I'm like... halfway between getting a female hard-on (if that's possible) and being totally squicked out.
That Medvedev thing is adorable. x3
And the spontaneity thing is... it has a lot of penis o.o
No comment on the Assassin's Creed one.
Aaaaand that is all.
Aaaaand Librarian Guy still looks like Billy Mays.
Forgot to comment on this, but the I want to eat your cancer thing is... exceedingly hot and at the same time exceedingly creepy.
I'm like... halfway between getting a female hard-on (if that's possible) and being totally squicked out.
That Medvedev thing is adorable. x3
And the spontaneity thing is... it has a lot of penis o.o
No comment on the Assassin's Creed one.
Aaaaand that is all.
Vladimir Putin's LJ
your blood flows through my veins
Oooh, I'm very flattered! I'm glad people actually consider my stuff 'creepy' or 'hot' (or both!). Takes a bit of getting used to though :v
That really is a nice comment though, thank you!
He is adorable.
Plus point or negative one?
Teehee, thank you!
And re:Tom of Finland comparision: I consider this a good thing. ToF is my hero.
ARTS
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4061/christopherp.jpg
Done directly in pen.
I swear I'll stop uploading faggy Christopher shit soon guys I promise, I'm just really into this right now ;A; I know he's a very generic-looking dude but that's just it: he's not particularly special at anything, be it looks, sports, whatever. He's not stupid but he's not The Brain either.
I regret not giving him a name that makes the initials spell somethig funny like Wilson (James Evan Wilson) from House. CGW doesn't mean anything and only stands for Computer Graphics World ):
EDIT: Oh hey it can stand for Conversations With God which is more appropriate but still boring.
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/934/fuckmew.jpg
Another Sade Club scene, this time actively involving Christopher, called 'Justine' in this page because of de Sade's character.
This is by no means a follow-up to the previous page.
Also lol at Michael's fat fingers in the first panel :v this was done in like ten minutes max without any preliminary sketching so it looks like shit.
And I will never call Christopher 'Chris', y'hear me, neverrr
Topher or Toph at best )o: