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King of the Hill

You could of had a v8 but you didn't, you left to get doughnuts.
I take the hill while you where gone.
my hill
 
You soon venture out in search of a glass of milk to halt your doughnut-glazed dry throat.
I siege him in your absence.
MY HILL!
 
I come back with my gigantic glass of milk (I am possessing the body of a dinosaur, remember), to see you just standing right there, on my hill thinking it's yours. So I take a small sip of milk, then spill the rest of it all over the hill, knocking you off of it in a giant milky tsunami.

MAH HILL
 
I summon a man dead-set on killing a dinosaur. After many hours of trying he manages to kill your possessed body. While your possessing spirit heads to purgatory I take the hill yet again.

My Hill
 
I kick the guy who killed me's soul out of his body and possess it for revenge. Then I create a giant satellite portal gun to fire an orange portal in an empty field that I own, and a blue one next to the hill. Then I use a crane to move the hill into the blue portal, making it come out of the orange portal. I arrest you for trespassing and claim the hill.

My HILL!
 
I get let off easy for it was a first offence.
I then use property laws to show that the hill, was in fact, stolen by you.
You get arrested and I get the hill.
My hill
 
Using the powers of the internet I rain memes on your soul, each hit slowly draining the life out of you until you are nothing more than a shell in front of a screen. I punt you to space and claim the hill. MAH HILL!
 
My shell has a ghost in it.
It haunts you and you go insane and get put in the asylum.
Shell-ghost me takes the hill.
My hill
 
You can't pull the wool over my eyes and I reveal the Ghost In The Shell reference to the whole TCoD! You wind up having to explain all references on TCoD! Of course this is going to take quite a while... So, er, My HILL!
 
The hill got sucked in the black hole. Great job.

Luckily, I shared a prison cell with a dark wizard, who used plane-shifting teleportation magic whatever to bet me to the black hole, where I survive due to my anti-black hole underwear.

mY hIlLl
 
The wizard tries to teleport you back but it screws up and you get stuck in Mordor.
I claim the hill in your absence
My Hill
 
Feeling bad, the wizard turns Mordor into a giant hill, which is so big, it completely overshadows your puny little hill, making it seem like something that isn't a hill in comparison. My hill is now dominant.

My new huge hill!
 
The wizard wasn't affected, because he went to get some Chinese food. He comes back and revives me as a vampire, and gives me an unbrella so I don't burn to death. A bunch of teenage girls swarm around me, and I order them to claim the hill.

My hill. And I vant your blood and stuff.
 
I was a werewolf before I died, so I return as a vampire in the form of a wolf.
I get a fan-girl swarm twice the size of yours who siege the hill for me.
(Yeah, werewolves become vampires if not cremated. It's in the mythology.)
My Hill. I vant to dr-*growl* an stuff.
 
I'm part werewolf for pity's sake, and I destroyed a Bount, so therefore I am infinitely better than all you and your sodding fangirls! Er, I guess what I mean to say is... My HILL!
 
I turn all the fangirls into vampires, which is pretty ironic, I guess. Then I take over the hill as their vampire leader king ruler guy.

My hill.
 
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