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King of the Hill

Sicks a giant thingy of massive death named Embark onto the left soul of that Blastoise in your sig.

My Hill for the First Time
 
I stomp all the ground into a nice perfectly round hill with no tunnels under it whatsoever, thus negating all previous ownership, cuz shut up! My HILL!
 
This is not the hill you're looking for. You wander off in search for the hill that you can't seem to find. And y'know, since you're gone and all I'll just take this hill now. My Hill! *sips soda while looking around nervously*
 
I come in and tell Nanab to get a real drink, not this "soda", whatever it is! You go off sulking to find some pop to drink! And in the meantime: My HILL!
 
Sends out her army of nekos to surround you and to slowly take you away off the hill with the temptations of meows and purrs and their flicking tails.

My HILL!
 
I tame the Army of neko's using catnip and wool (don't ask)! I come back and reclaim My HILL with the use of general glowy ideology! My HILL!
 
Tsk, anyone should know that if an army of cats is present than so is Nanab. As a matter of fact those are my cats, you just happened to charm them for a while. Now that their true master has arrived the nekoes turn upon you and shred you to pieces, then carry me up the hill on their backs. My Hill!
Seriously though, we broke our record of cats at home: 7 "adult" cats and 11(!) kittens, with more coming. Naturally we can't have that many, so some of them had to go, so now we just have 5 kittens, but that's still too many.
 
But hold thee the power of a Daydreamer, those who shape reality wide awake? No? But I do. As such, that is no hill you stand on, but rather a giant pile of piranhas, whereas I stand on the mightiest of hills. My Hill!

(Well, over time we get these "keepers" that just are assigned to somebody because they want it to live, we castrate the males so they won't go away on some honeymoon and never return but the problem is that the females reproduce with some hobo/neighbour cats and when you have 5 females that all can get up to 9 kittens due to their two uteri it's a bit hard to avoid. But fortunately they live the best lives a cat can have, so at least they don't suffer ^^;)
 
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