King of the Hill

[savol456]

The bank is not able to afford the hill due to recession.
They set auction it off.
I get top bid.
My hill

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

I use legal powers to purchase your HILL as you are not maintaining the HILL very effectively! I get advice from Wolfram & Hart, thanks to whom I am able to retake possession of my HILL!

 

[CharizardHammer]

I turn your HILL into lava, burning you in the process.

Then I find a new Hill.

My Hill.

 

[ole_schooler]

I trim your hair in a manner that attracts large, angry birds, who attack you and knock you off the hill.

My HILL.

 

[savol456]

I push you off the hill thus making me owner by playground rules

My hill

 

[Sypl]

I sue you.
MY HILL

 

[Nanabshuckle8]

I screw the rules because I have money (oh, wait, no. Forgot I'm a student) and summon a giant hill that destroys your hill. My Hill!

 

[savol456]

I summon an even greater hill that destroys yours!
MY HILL

 

[sv_01]

I summon ghouls that scare you away and make an underground base inside the hill for me.

My Hill.

 

[XXMijumaruXX]

I spread a deadly disease, making you evacuate, and I take your placec while also dispersing the disease.

MY HILL

 

[CJBlazer]

*transforms into Houndox*
*races up, burning anything touching the paws*
*tackles Mijimaru*

MY HILL!!!

 

[XXMijumaruXX]

I summon a massive rainstorm, flooding the hill, and sweeping you right off, and into the horizon.

MY HILL!!!

 

[BlasTech]

*suits up in BlasTech X-32 armor*
*charges up the hill and blasts Mijimaru off the hill with the plasma wrist-cannon*

My HILL!!

 

[Sypl]

FUS RO DAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY HILL

 

[BlasTech]

*blasts Sypl with a ChronoBeam*
*runs up and knocks him down in frozen-in-time state*

My Hill!!!

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

I stand before Blas side-on with my arm outstretched, saying how you shouldn't mix Games up like that, then I hit you with an Incineration Jutsu sending you flying off the HILL, so seeing as there's no one else around: My HILL!

 

[Ultra-Saiyan Jace]

I transform into Ultra-Saiyan Form and use a Kaizoto Cannon to blast Yami off the hill. Intant Transmissons to top.

MY HILL!!!

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

I tell Jace where there is going to be a Pony meet, here in Leeds! You are able to get there due to Instant Transmission, and the fact you suddenly conveniently know someone in Leeds, leaving unattended what is now My HILL!

 

[Zero 2362]

I steal Kiba's blimp, fit it with heat seeking rocket launchers and paint the words MY HILL in giant pink letters on the side. I then Blast the hill to oblivion with overwhelming firepower until all that is left is a smoking crater.
MY CRATER.

Woops excuse me. I mean

MY HILL

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

I'M IN THE STORM MODE!!! Such fireworks do not affect me! So I come to kick you off the Blimp! Now I'M ON A BLIMP! Sorry, I mean: My HILL!