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King of the Hill

The hill you are on is merely a projection of your overactive imagination, and I have been on the real hill this entire time.

My HILL
 
I knock you on the head with a frying pan, making you fall unconscious and revealing that this hill was a mirage as well. I find a new one later.

My hill!
 
I kill your hill with sean connory and john wayne. then i blow sean connory all the way to scottland.=P

my Hill
 
I create a time-space paradox within the hill, causing it to cease to exist. I then enter a different dimension of paradoxes and sit on the hill.

MY highly confusing HILL
 
I call upon Arceus to use its God-powers to destroy your paradox with you inside. And then promptly take me out to Mars where I sit on the top of its largest dormant volcano.

My HILL
 
I call Giratina to convince Arceus to join my side, we travel to Mars some millions of years in the past with the help of Dialga and Palkia, Arceus sends some more legendaries there to terraform Mars, then I go back into my time and somehow get Articuno and an army of Castform to crush you with snow and to visit the place more often, then I go to the distant future and sit on the top of what has formed there on a throne made of NeverMeltIce.

My HILL
 
I ask the all-reigning Bob Pokemon to use its gd power to kill everyone but me,then i go to a nother paradox where i'm in scotland and there's nothing but me, bob, my huge hill, and sean connorys.

It's My F*king Hill
 
But then Bob betrays you, destroying Scotland beneath your feet and leaving you to suffocate in space. After you've died, Bob creates a new hill made out of the dust left by the explosion. Seconds later, Bob bursts into flame and I rise out of the ashes of his corpse!

My hill!
 
You forgot to bold the word hill, so the game gods yank the hill out from under you and put it under me.

MY HILL.
 
I throw a chicken at you, than shove you in a novelty mug and throw you high in the air, where I toss another chicken at you, a terrorist chicken that explodes in mid air. The ashes, blood and debris fall at my feet to spell the words
MY HILL
 
I throw a chicken at you, than shove you in a novelty mug and throw you high in the air, where I toss another chicken at you, a terrorist chicken that explodes in mid air. The ashes, blood and debris fall at my feet to spell the words
MY HILL



wow...burn....

I stab you with a blunt stick.

MY HILL
 
I lure you away from the hill with lots of candy and then build massive laser death rays and force fields around it. Oh, and a self-destruct function for if I get kicked out.

MY HILL
 
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